dickey's perfect game edition
26 more outs to go
>you remember that R.A. Dickey threw a 1-hitter against the Phils when he was a Met
Phillies have always sucked against Dickey.
jesus fucking Christ dickey I had my heart set on a perfect game tonight
Well there goes the no hitter
firesale and sell the jays to mexico city
>>68436500
they keep talking about mlb expansion to mexico city, is that even possible? I mean, yeah Detroit has a team but Detroit is a paradise in comparison
>>68436303
Winning streak starts now
>>68436735
>>68436303
>not posting lineups
this is some basic ass bitch thread.
>>68436895
>letting the bandwagon get to make the threads
this is the /sp/ we chose
>>68436895
we aren't allowed to put in effort here or else we would be compared to reddit
>>68436303
Can someone keep me updated?
I'm stuck in traffic returning some video tapes.
>>68436895
>>68436919
was there even a thread the last two days?
>>68436926
>>68436919
fuck kind of logic is that?
Also why is edwin not in today?
>>68436963
we aren't allowed to have nice things on a Laotian crab dance bulletin
>>68436882
>Syrupnigs
The Las Vegas Jays
Has a ring to it
wheres Edwin
>>68436997
>tfw ur the only red blooded Murican love machine big shot one eyed dollarydoo in the thread
Reddit is being hipster about their streams
Giving up a homerun to this faggot? Wow Dickey why don't you suck more dick you slut.
This team sucks dick. No I'm not talking about the phillies.
WHERE IS EDWIN
>>68437411
Uh, he died.
so no one at all knows why the hottest bat in the AL is out?
is he on the bench at least
>>68437411
he was molested by gibby and will never pitch again
>>68437626
he hurt a finger sliding into third base yesterday
>losing to the memeadelphia memes
>>68437743
Talk like an adult.
eickhoff is ELITE
What the fuck is this pillar doing!!!??!!?!?!?!?!!?????????????????????????????
>worst hitting in the majors
>get a dinger on Dickey
dickey pls stop dicking
>>68437931
What the fuck are you asking me for you stupid faggot?
>>68437985
>implying >we are worse than the barfs
>>68437985
Where the fuck are all the candians?
Knuckleball is so weird, imagine trying to hit that
>>68438448
right here pham
>>68438448
Fuck you
>Jays RISP
Well, I guess the Blue Jays are the worst team in the MLB. I thought they were doing pretty good honestly, not the best but certainly not the worst...well I was wrong, turns out they're the worst. That sucks. I guess I'm a fan of the worst team in the MLB.
>>68438996
tell yourself whatever makes you feel better champ
>>68439047
WHY WOULD THAT MAKE ME FEEL BETTER YOU IDIOT
>filthadelphia filthies
>when your offense can't get a single run off arguably one of the worst pitchers ever
>>68437411
literally stubbed his toe in ballet practice
on the 60 day dl
The Jays offense should turn around any day now.
>>68439555
Wow, trips and a great meme. A+ post buddy. Look forward to more in the future.
>>68439555
You must have missed the last 4 games were we scored over 30 runs against the top ranked team in the AL
>shell some of the worst pitchers from the division with the worst pitchers in baseball
>m-muh elite offense is b-back
top kek, enjoy getting fucking swept by the fucking phillies negative run differential offense optimist fags
>>68439604
It's just a meme buddy. You got a problem with that, you're in the wrong neighborhood.
>>68439622
>offense optimist
what does this mean
>>68439640
4chan is the birthplace of moot, the guy who patented memes.
>dickey
>>68439702
i apologize let me rephrase
enjoy getting fucking swept by the fucking phillies negative run differential offense, optimist fags
Dickey looks so flustered. Probably because he was molested as a kid.
>memeagini
>>68439913
>>68439913
>le 20 pitches and 2 walks to get 1 out man
reminder some dumbass from these threads tried to tell me biagini was elite and it wasnt a problem that he threw too many balls and pitchers wouldnt adjust to him quickly
>>68440014
That was me, I was shitposting
>>68440014
That was me, I was dead serious and you are a dumbass
>giving up a homerun to Ryan freaking Howard
Poor Gibby having to choose from this pathetic pen
>>68440257
Poor your mom having to look at your face after giving birth to you.
>Loup
top kek how the fuck is he back in the majors again
>>68440383
All we need is a grand slam
>>68440154
Hehe
>>68440383
the jays lack of a good lefty is probably the root cause
ok firesale time. dolandson is first to go
>>68440927
Howard dinger incoming
>>68441154
Howard retirement incoming
>memed by storen
it's opposite day
>when we are losing storen has no problem giving us clean innings
fuck off you piece of shit, hope the phillies sweep this giant turd of a team and we can firesale finally and have the really shit season we have needed for a while
>>68441262
Soon
Needs s desperate AL team to overpay for a DH
Know any team like that?
storen was one pitch away from an "immaculate inning" one of the rarest feats in baseball (9 pitches 9 strikes)
how can he pull this shit off when it doesn't count
>>68441342
us next season
>>68441398
Sounds good
>>68441398
Let's go Phillies chant in Toronto
dp incoming thanks for nothing pisslar
>>68441578
filthies fans come here for the cheap tickets and hookers
>>68441578
>not being aware real jays fans actually hate this team
>>68441605
Called it
>>68441605
when you're right you're right
>>68441661
it was really difficult too on account of pillar being a really really good hitter that is smart at the plate and doesnt just fucking swing on literally anything in his field of view like a fucking idiot
>>68441618
More like the free tickets and cheap hookers
>>68441739
Yeah these teams deserve each other
should be safe tbqh
>>68441820
Ahh nobody's watchin anway
>umpball
>>68441895
>>68441895
MLB package only 4 easy payments of 43.71
>>68441955
i genuinely hope you guys sweep us, not just because of spite against this shit jays team but you guys did right, saw the light, firesale'd properly and tanked and are rebuilding into a future contending team, i hope the piece of shit team that i support will someday be smart enough to do the same.
why did we call up this shitter again? Why dont we have a single lefty reliever that isnt a complete dumpster fire
>>68442131
Yeah but we are holding on to Howard too long
I like Howard but it's obvious he has to go, should of been out with Utley but who else would be the franchise face?
I'm posting random pics for remainder of this 'game'
>>68442286
GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT SOME LOTION ON ASCHE
>>68442362
they're holding onto howard because literally no one else wants him
such a cool name too. god this is fucking painful
isn't there an ebin unwritten baseball rule against shelling a guy on his debut in the 9th inning with a 4 run lead
>>68442131
Can anyone make out what that drunkard is yelling?
>>68442573
No one except yo momma
>>68442131
cry more lol
>>68442589
Could be right
Could be
>>68442755
fuck off detoilet fag
>>68442770
>Philadelphia
We're NOT Detroit
>>68442831
>canadian flag
>philadelphia
>>68442770
im a jays fan laughing at your miserable existence
>>68442895
I'm in sea isle nu jorsey right now chollaxin at the beach house
Seen on black person all month, not too shabby
>>68442905
>jays fan
>ever not being miserable
are you a bandwagoner from last year? What are you still doing here after how shit we've been?
>>68442895
Phils WIN
>>68442993
Luckily we've lost most of our 08 bandwagoners
>>68442993
>y-you're a bangwagoner
erry tim
I don't even have to ask if you were miserable during the playoffs, I'm sure the jewish organization was tickling your bum then too
gg blew gays
>>68443048
They all left years ago
>>68443062
I forgot what I was responding to already
Fuck it, see ya in the general
>>68443102
Not all but most
Women are the 1st to jump off
>>68443207
It's amazing how strong earth's gravity is, that jump really isn't that high but you can still break bones from it
>>68443286
The crack helps cushion the fall
The full video is highlarious
>>68443286
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FnXMy9DXvgw
