I think it's time for us to abandon soccer. It jus isn't working anymore. What sport should we adopt now? Rugby sounds nice.
American football
Brazilian kids are fat, lazy and dumb. And all the little talent we have is sucked by football. And the little football talents we have are sucked by China.
A Brazilian cricket team would be GOAT
Formula 1 or darts
Aussie Rules
You guys are halfway decent at baseball
>>68420473
That's not a real sport senpai. We need something more international.
>>68420526
How would that work? We probably have more people interested in baseball than in cricket. Do you have any other English sport popular around the world?
>>68420561
We're not. Only our Japanese diaspora is. It's just an ethnic thing.
Foda-se deixem-se de merdas e dividam o país ao meio. "Bons" para um lado "merda" para o outro, problema resolvido.
>>68420546
>Formula 1
Too expensive.
>>68420723
Speako Englisho Spico.
>>68420256
Basketball or Volley
stray bullet catcher!
>>68420760
vai po caralho eu faço o que eu quiser
You could do basketball. It's international and easy for poor people
Whatever happened to Fab Melo?
>>68420838
Hey, that sport would belong to us
Tite is inclined to become our new manager so jokes on you
>>68420927
So what. We're not Corinthians, he won't fix shit. We'll be shit forever. It's time to abandon this shit and focus on something else. We'll never be good at soccer again, deal with it.
Play more basedball.
>>68421070
Why can't your Mormon missionaries teach our kids baseball? Why haven't they thought of that?
>>68421132
Not sure senpai. I always thought baseball made sense for South America because your football is over.
Although I think you guys have regional leagues now or something
>>68421132
Mormons love basketball
>>68420256
>soccer
Your proxy is showing
>>68421214
It makes sense. Unfortunately all the money and efforts go to povertyball and all the other sports are neglected. Basically soccer was our only trick and now it's shit.
>>68421290
I have no respect for this shit anymore, so I've started calling it soccer. I can call it shitball if you want.
>>68421295
That Peru goal was bullshit though.
>>68420256
>soccer
Sean Jackson exposed.
>>68420256
>Rugby sounds nice
You'd be getting BTFO by Argentina. Best to stay away.
>>68421241
Why? They haven't taught us basketball either.
>>68421341
Talk to us a bit in portuguese then.
>>68421377
Is there another English sports that the Argies are bad at? Anyway, when we started playing soccer we were also beaten by Argentina.
>>68421396
Because so many come from small towns in the West where they can't afford football or baseball. Basketball is cheap
It's the same reason basketball is so popular in inner cities and Midwestern farming towns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neLlBvN_D8k
>>68421431
O que é que você quer ouvir? Futchibów é uma merda. Satisfeito?
How can I get into rugby senpai?
>>68421490
Just making sure you weren't a murrikan shitposting, you are just a brasuca shitposting
>>68421440
South America barely plays cricket
>>68421771
Grab a fatter version of an American football, put on some short shorts and a long-sleeved polo shirt, and run around hitting people
>>68421771
Rugby is for people with money though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNgt6HKXtko
Soccer is a meme.
>>68421771
Club: Crusaders
National Team: All Blacks
>>68421921
Why? Don't you just need a ball?
>>68421921
How? You don't really need much to play it other than the ball and goal posts
Soccer fields are roughly the same size, right?
>>68422076
>>68421985
Goal posts are different, in futbol they are on ground level, on rugby they are raised, and you need a grass field or you'll get fucked up pretty badly playing it.
Futbol is so big because with just a ball you can play it anywhere, you can't play rugby on a closed street or an empty parking lot.
tranny beach volleyball
>>68421921
*Rugby is for collosal faggots
FTFY
>>68422187
Says the country that fingers other dude's buttholes.
>>68422174
They don't have grass in Brazil?
I'm pretty sure people here play it on turf
>"¿Cuál peruANO?"
>>68422076
You can play football with a soda can
>>68420256
>What sport should we adopt now?
Tennis Let's make another Gustavo Kuerten
>>68422223
Hence, I'm more than qualified to say it :^)
>>68422231
Most kids play soccer on courtrooms (futsal) or in places like picrel.
>>68422275
Just how poor is Brazil?
Basquetteball
>already played in US, Europe and Asia
>cheap, only need one ball two hoops and a hardwood floor
>most of brazil is black
>cheerleaders with jiggling buttocks
>>68422231
Most kids don't even play it on a futbol field, the street, a plaza, etc, and the ones there are don't have grass because no mantainance and a bunch of kids stepping on it 24/7.
You can't either just go around everywhere kicking the ball like kids do either. The skills of out top players come from kids that literally spend 8 hours a day playing with the ball.
>>68422363
>two hoops and a hardwood floor
Too expensive.
>football
>you only need one spherical object, it can literally be crumpled paper inside an old sock, and something random to place as goalposts
>>68422352
Just throw some new lines down, get some goalposts, and tell the kids to not be pussies
>>68422357
Literally as poor as China.
>>68422357
Just like any country. You have poor people, middle class people and rich people. The thing is that poor people in Brazil pops because they are just too many (in nominal terms, don't know in terms of proportion) and too retarded. It's a huge country, with more than 200 million people
>>68422490
Fuck off, don't talk about shit you don't know. We're poor as fuck and that's it. No ways around it, no euphemisms. We're poor.
>>68422363
Don't need a hardwood floor. Just play nigger streetball
LeMans. Only real sports have engines.
>>68422548
Playing on cement? That's actually how most kids play basketball here.
>>68422551
What the fuck do the Irish know about cars?
>>68422542
kek no you are not.
>>68422591
Tell me more about my country, please.
>>68422582
They know how to blow them up
>>68422582
>rekt
>>68422551
Too late, best racer ever is ours too.
>>68422654
Who?
>>68422620
>>68422620
Savage
>>68421829
cricket was "big" at some point here
>>68422670
Fangio.
>>68420256
Our handicapped are breddy good
>>68420256
Bouldering.
>>68422716
>we're only good at being disabled
Can't make this shit up.
>>68422620
REKT
>>68422759
Brazil is overrepresented in jiu jitsu and mma. Why are you not training in datch gi every day?
>>68422759
They can't afford rugby and live in corrugated metal shacks, and you expect them to put up plywood and stick fake rocks on it for shits and giggles?
>>68420473
Lol dream on
>>68423026
This they can do >>68422982
Poor people excel at fighting.
>>68422982
Jiu Jitsu is a such a 90s Rio upper middle class thing.
>>68423101
Maybe ya'll should bring it back, since it's the only thing you're good at
>>68423075
>Poor people excel at fighting.
Actually it was mostly a rich kids thing until 2008~ or something. They were famous for randomly beating people up in the streets.
>>68420916
>Hey, that sport would belong to us
Actually it's belong to Venezuela!
>>68422759
There goes Waly Climbinho, oh, such joy in the way he plays the game!
>>68423153
It's also the only thing we created. That and capoeira. When foreigners get better at it we'll be done.
>>68423252
We also created futsal, futvolley and other football variants but that doesn't count.
>>68423252
>implying americans arent already better at jiu jitsu
>>68423406
Tell me more about it? I don't follow the sport.
>>68423406
So this is how the English feels, huh.
>>68423454
Its becoming extremely popular in the US, especially in california and new york. A lot of young up and comers and champions in the sport are american, especially in no gi.
>>68423512
Stop crying over semen slurping soccer and learn to heem people. Where do you live? If its a major city im sure you have a choice between high level black belts to learn from.
>>68423561
This makes me kind of sad. Soon we'll have nothing left.
>>68423689
It's a 500k people countryside town. I don't think there are any high level teachers nearby.
>>68423697
There's always deforestation
>>68423697
Considering how your country is collapsing, we might go back to being the regional superpower, so yeah, you're fucked.
>>68423697
There's always early 2000s MMORPGs
trustfund stick
>>68423759
That's hurling, not lacrosse
>>68420256
Mosquito wrangling
>>68423778
its just a different kind of trustfund stick
the better kind
>>68420256
look what germany has done,
brasil will allways be the goat football nation for me
>>68421771
>71
>>68423882
holy kek
>>68423735
Southeast Asia is becoming better at that.
>>68423736
Obama pretty much stated that.
>>68423750
We're the best at good ol' tibia.
Fencing or heem
>>68423827
Literally nobody in the US plays that except Irish immigrants in major city parks
Does counter strike count? We're pretty good at that right now, aren't we?
>>68420256
Zika virus gestating
>>68420256
You guys have that whole jai alai thing going for you, right?
>>68423960
im well aware
>>68423882
Check again it's actually mirrored too
>17
>71
>>68424023
double cucked
I'm the only volleyfag here? Brazil has a good team
71 get
>>68424072
>>68424071
So close but once again Spain proves itself superior to pootugal
Hues are GOAT at rodeo
>>68423728
Whats the name of your town, i want to see if there are any academies on google.
The best CS:GO team in the world is from Brazil.
>>68424300
Cuz no one is playing CSgo anymore
>>68424071
>71
We do but for some meme magic no one cares. We only jump in the bandwagoning during the olympics or similar events.
That's actually a good thing, "low profile" sports get less corrupted by the federations and as a result and up being more competent.
>>68424154
t. Alberto Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Martyr Patricio Clito Ruíz y Barbosa
>>68424071
>>68424371
>71
>>68424198
I googled it and there's one Rilion Gracie academy here. It has Gracie on the name, so it must be good, right?
>>68424300
> e-sports
kys
>>68424574
Theres one here in miami too :DD
Go try a class nigga, maybe they will send you to USA for a seminar if you do good enough
>>68420256
>elvis
>>68420256
If you guys can stomach being rekt by Argentina for the first decade or so you can consider rugby. Maybe being good at it will make your divegrass players man up again.
>>68421771
>>68423071
>>68424071
>>68424371
Good digits.
>>68422711
Schumi is better 2bh.
>>68425122
>here in Miami
Is it true that you guys speak more Spanish than English up there? Are you Hispanic?
>>68424071
Weren't we crushed by Poland or something like that? We used to hear a lot about volley when Giba and his troupe was still playing.
>>68430171
>71
God fucking damn it.
