HAHAHAHHAHHAHHA YOU ALL FUCKING LAUGHED AT HOW MUCH PERU SUCKED FUCK YOU AND YOUR BRAZILLIAAAANOOOO TEAM
>>68401636
THANK YOU BASED PERU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gLe9TK4CFs
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING, WE ARE FINALLY NOT SHIT ANYMORE!
Is Brazil kill again?
>>68401758
Surely this will last.
>>68401758
We're still garbage and we won't qualify to Russia you faggot
>>68401636
Thank you based Perú (gay)
>>68401636
You are going down bitch. Colombia will smoke you out.
>>68401636
Why is your logo different Peru?
>>68402280
It's the Japanese in them.
>>68401636
stop stealing our leaf
LMAO @ Brazil talking shit the past months only to get btfo by peru, you can yell handball all you want but you fucks scored ZERO GOALS. GOD BLESS PERU AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
Perufriends, is your country fun to visit? I would like to go some time.
>>68404031
>God Bless Peru
>God Bless The United States of America
comfy thread?
>>68404053
I heard Machu picchu was a great place to visit friend.
>>68404053
avoid the capital
>>68404180
it is but expensive as fuck for turists, locals will try to charge you more than it's real price
>>68404575
is it now? fugg, I need to find me a peruvian qt to travel to machu piccu then.
>>68404053
Avoid Lima, I only go there due to the fact that I have kids in Lima. I always liked Trujillo, but I heard crime there is bad now.
>>68401636
Perú, pls
>>68404620
go to north of peru in the north beach real nice
>>68404620
>>68404657
Leaf Perú is right, go to the north, Tumbes or Piura nice spots with really cool beaches
>>68401758
>kicking dead horses
Good for you.
>>68404630
>I only go there due to the fact that I have kids in Lima
Go the fuck back there then you bean eating, illegal, deadbeat piece of shit.
This is a country with laws, not a place for you to collect welfare while smelling like ass, being brown, and avoiding responsibiliy. Gtfo.
>>68402216
That's what everyone said the last time Peru faced CONGOlombia at the CA
el peruANO
>>68401636
>EL BRASILENO
>peru(gay)
>>68404927
Anon- I am a blue eye blond born in the states. I worked in Peru and had a girl down there.
>>68404031
Well Ecuador did have that Goal disallowed so karma I guess.
>>68405064
Do you speak Spanish and not take care of your kids? Yes?
Then you're a Mexican, get the fuck out.
>>68404630
>I always liked Trujillo, but I heard crime there is bad now
Not that bad. Just the same advice that applies to everywhere else: don't let your fucking guard down and stay out of the slums.
>>68401636
Peru is a Copa America meme.
They always do good in Copa America and then they crash and burn in the World Cup Qualifiers.
WE CAN BE HEROES, JUST FOR ONE DAYYY ;,;
>>68405090
I speak Spanish (Poorly) but take care of my kids you fucking faggot. I play over 5,000 soles (1,500 USD) a month just to get them good schools.
>>68405174
based Peru
>>68405198
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
I didn't even watch this one because I thought it was too easy for Brasil. What a meme tournament
>>68405198
1500USD per school tuiton? Which one? Newton? Humboldt? Sansil? San Agustín? If not, fuck off.
>>68405382
Its either roosevelt or markahm.
>>68405382
>Good school meme
hahaha, enjoy your Champagnat. I'll be chilling at Pamer or Trilce all year long over and over again, mate.
CHIMPUN CALLAO CSM
>>68405382
For three kids
>>68404053
food is amazing
>>68405495
Three??? Omg wtf were you thinking?
>what is pic related
>>68405539
I come from a large family, I wanted to continue the tradition. I spend 500USD a month each to pay for their schooling. I expect that the eldest might come to the states to live with me in the next few months.
(In case Americans' don't know, she has a US passport due to my citizenship)
>>68405539
some gay shit
>>68405536
>He eats guinea pigs
>>68405673
actually delicious tho
>>68405645
>Having a large family is gay
No wonder white Germans will be a minority soon.
>>68405673
>NOT eating based guinea pigs
wew lad
anyone else feel like almost every copa america NT is just 1 playing style with small variations and counterplay? it got to a point where everyone's playstyle are so obvious that the team that makes the less errors is the one that wins. Bielsa is one of the reasons behind this. it's sooooo boring.
sry for my engllish.
If you don't have bastard children in at least 2 other countries, you aren't a real man. I impregnated for sure women in the Phillipines and Thailand and may possibly have spawn in South Korea and Japan.
Dumb whore actually thought I was going to marry them and get them green cards lmao. Just hope the Thai kid doesn't become a ladyboy or something.
>>68405707
talking about the condom
fucking ameridumbs
>>68405673
that's one of my fave tho
>>68405721
damn..
>>68405740
>women
>Thailand
>impregnated
pretty sure it's impossible for a man to get another man pregnant
>>68405574
and she doesnt want them to come to the us, did you break with her? most peruvian women would have taken that flight a year ago
>>68405413
I thought Newton had a bigger tuiton than Markham. Alhought i heard Sirs now raised theirs to 500USD.
>charging that much for nothing but the IB diploma.
>>68405928
No, Markham is probably first or second. I know plenty of big names that studied there including some kids of Romero from the Grupo.
>>charging that much for nothing but the IB diploma.
Free preferential admission to every university including UNI, general studies taken off for a higher university point average and free english certification? I'd say it's worth the price. You forgot the additional $800 for taking the exams too.
>>68405767
Creen que se tiraba a la mama de Oliver?
>>68405788
She very close to her mother. Doesn't want to leave her and all that. We are no longer together (mostly due to her refusing to leave Peru.)
>>68405064
Disgusting race-mixing faggot.
GOD
BLESS
INCAS
>>68406106
Obvio.
>>68404053
Avoid Lima unless you have nonretarded Peruvian friends who live there and will tell you which places are safe (and I put an emphasis on nonretarded). Otherwise, go to Cuzco, Arequipa, or some of the high tourisy Beach cities where no savage cerranos will be at. Avoid going to any sporting event. Dye your hair black. If you want to do any trips to the Andes or visit Machu Picchu don't do it any other way other than a reputable tourist agency.
>>68401636
No Perú, you play it with your feet, not your hands
>>68403390
underrated
>>68415341
It was with my feet :(
>>68405422
With the rest of the indians
Fellow peru, i think i want to go back to peru. Why does our country have foreigners as persidents?? Are we fucking betas or something??
>>68415125
We have family friends that are peruano. My brother spent almost three weeks there about 7 years ago. Their family is some rich farmers so he stayed in a high rise near the lover's park in Lima and then went way up north to a farm in a valley in the desert or somesuch.
I already wanted Peru to win but they have the moral duty to win now.
>>68418191
Thank you based mexico
>>68417995
No it's because it is very culturally enriched like there are people from everywhere in peru, don't worry tho they all have Peruvian genes in them, and the ones that don't get treated like tourists (kinda like in japan actually) no man it's k we had a lot of full fledged peruvian prezidents but some were really rude , like that guy that said peruvians are sad people because they are andean!? wtf? Even Afro peruvians are more peruvian than african.
>>68418191
È lui o non è lui?
Grazie Luigi
>>68417995
I'm peruvianas are my parents but my grandfather's side before him is jap, full fledged ceviche, anticucho and pisco here senpai
>>68401636
Turning a meme goal between a disgusting match into an epic victory. Peruvian logic
>>68404053
Ecuador is better.
Better at soccer too.
>>68420033
Lol absolutely not maybe at soccer but Peru has beautiful beaches and the mountains are awesome
>>68405721
Good point. System equilibrium
>>68419974
You people refballed your way to a CA final mexico style, really have no room to talk shitskin
This is without even mentioning you spics celebrated fingering an opposing player's ass l
Subhuman brown filth
>>68404053
My brother in law went there for his honeymoon. Seemed like they had a good time
Just do it through a travel agency so you don't get murked
>>68420472
Rekt
>>68403390
Top fucking kek
>>68420061
Absolutely yes. Ecuador has the same mountains and jungles and beaches and is safe and has a large american ex patriot community. Ecuador >>>> Peru.
>go to the bar and flirt up with this qt brazilian
>Game ends and we bond and fuck on how that handball shouldn't have counted
>This morning she wakes up and sees a peruvian flag in the kitchen
>She wakes me up screaming at me why i didn't tell her i was a peruvian
>Put my hand on my balls and ask her if it seemed familiar
How was your morning guys?
>>68422381
>>68420472
Samefag
>>68425634
LMAO
>>68426399
:D litreally cheesing
>>68405709
that really doesn't look appetizing
I mean it has the full head, brains, eyes and all
>>68426830
meat is super soft
>>68426830
meat is soft, skin has a crispy texture which then becomes chewy.
yeah i dont fuck with the head.
>>68426465
Its true faggot
>>68428750
Lol you are delusional Ecuador don't have the same things because earthquakes have ruined several tourists sites of theirs and the American ex patriots are probably the only whites in the country
>>68404053
>>68415125
>Dye your hair black
My fukken sides.
Saved.
Don't forget about the brown contact lenses, too!
>>68415125
>Dye your hair black
jajajajajaja
>>68428912
The Earthquake destroyed cities in the equivalent of North Carolina. The tourists always go to other places.
And we are literally muticultural and multi ethnic: Whites, blacks, mestizos, indigenous, you name it.
You can be in the beach at dawn, lunch in los Andes and then go to the jungle in the east.
In proportion i think we have more white people than you HAHAHA
Sigo feliz. Vamos Perú Carajo!!!
>>68433976
>nervous laughter
>>68434486
I want to commit war-crimes against Ecuador.
:^)
>>68433976
>>68433976
Huge shout out from Florida. My pops was from Guayaquil.
>>68436102
Shut up pussy. A Canadian war crime is too little bacon in the breakfast. Get out.
>>68433976
R A R E
A
R
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>>68405295
te perdiste threads buenisimos
el damage control y banter post partido estuvo 10 puntines
>>68436422
>el damage control y banter
>>68436385
I am Peruvian not moose man, pendejo.
>>68415125
lima is fine, u ameriguns are just too paranoid
the food is 11/10
the women are -1/10
>>68436565
Are CULOmbians really that hot or is it a meme?!?!
>>68436641
they are ok but on their personalities alone they are definitely the best girls on the world
>>68436716
Do the like BPC!! (BIG P*****RVIAN C*CK)
>>68436746
This was very immature I want to delete this. :(
>>68433976
A
FUCKING
ROACH
