What was it that hurted the most, /sp/ ?
>>68369576
This to the nose
>no 'taking a shot between the legs'
#1 is pretty fucked up.
When playing beach soccer #2 and #4 (especially when there's always this one faggot that doesn't properly cut his toenails)
>>68369576
>no dick
That was definitely in the dick.
>>68369576
This can literally kill u
>no knee against knee
definite winner imo
>>68369713
>no knee against hamstring
Nunca deves ter levado uma paralítica, decerto?
playing with a rubber ball and getting volleyed in the face
>>68369797
>spiking someone in face
Feels damn based tbqh :^)
>>68369576
4 sucks so bad.
3 can be bad depending how hard the kick was.
>playing goalie in gym class
>trying to pick up the ball
>cheeky cunt who didn't know the rules tries to kick it anyway even though I was clearly going to the ball
>got smacked so hard in the face that I had blacked out for like3 seconds
In the end, I really should've gotten my head checked but I shook it off and kept a clean sheet for that match. But my face felt like it was on fire for 10 minutes.
>>68369774
incomparável, uma paralítica é uma festinha ao pé de um choque de joelhos
>>68369692
Non-serbs don't know tigar balls.
I remember getting hit everywhere with that shit, hurts like an african whipping stick.
>>68369576
1 with a basketball was the worst
>>68369576
pic related
>>68369607
>tfw getting tricked by a humiliating dribble when playing with cocky kids
>"OOOOOOH OOOOOH THE HUMILIATION OOOOOHHHHH "
Being the best slide tackler allowed for sweet revenge
>>68370267
>being able to slide tackle
our school only had a concrete pitch
>>68370312
>Those madmen that actually did slide tackles and dived whilst in goal on concrete
>>68370357
I was that madman since I was ever only good in goal
had to wear thick rolled up tracksuits in the middle of summer in order to not lose my knees and elbows
>>68370312
>growing up in Marseille
this is the shit i played on for all my games as a kid, i'd pretend it was just like grass and scrap my arms/legs after most of my tackles :^)
>>68370357
>that guy that actually did a bicycle kick and fell kidneys first on the concrete
It was a pretty good goal though.
>>68370392
Donnarumma?
>tfw flying into a challenge late, using my whole bodyweight to get the ball and sweeping out a showpony
>>68369576
3 hurts quite a lot if it smacks you in the nose
4 definitely hurts if they crack you really hard
I never hurt myself from 1 or 2 at all.
>>68369576
2 is the worst with naked feet, because it keeps happening. 3 rarely happens and 1 is only shit when the top of your hand is slammed against the goal posts
>>68370596
>mfw getting megged by some cheeki kid and then bodychecking him when he tries to go around because he weighs half as much as you
>>68370674
>when the top of your hand is slammed against the goal posts
without gloves and during a cold winter, with a full pumped ball
>>68370849
ten thousand little fragments
>>68370699
Nigga i would be that lightweight kid and plant my heel in your toes if you tossed me around during corner challenges
A knee to the thigh is the epitome of physical torment and suffering
>tfw some older lad booted the ball into the back of my head as I was walking across the field
>totally knocked out, got up in a daze to see a bunch of girl laughing at me
>the guy who kicked the ball looks embarrassed for me and hands me my glasses which are now all bent
>spend the rest of the day feeling dizzy
That one hurt my pride more than anything
do you guys hate when playing as a striker getting your balls grabbed by the defenders
worst thing ever in my opinion
>>68371969
>not retaliating with a finger up their bum
>>68371969
Are mexicans homo ?
As a short winger my worst enemies were elbows, and heavy kids who tried to shove me off the sideline, because if i made it through the defense they could not catch up
Nah
Worst is when the ball gets heemed right into the side of your knee, forcing your knee to smash into your other knee.
>>68372405
>>68372191
well its almost automatic i also do it when defending
>>68370596
>>68370699
I HATE YOU.
>tfw fat guys on the other team keep bodychecking you
>tfw you finally manage to go around them and out pace them with ease and score a beautiful golazo
>>68369576
What hurt most is that my dad never came to my games...
>>68369576
None of these. It's the knee injury from landing awkwardly or getting your spikes caught that hurts forever. Of course all of the underage b& faggots on this board probably haven't experienced that yet.
>>68369576
During my youth I experienced all of them playing as goalie and sometimes on defense. 3 was most painful, followed shortly by 4.
>>68369576
>no dick hit
OP confirmed for girl
1 doesnt hurt that much unless your hand has something like a wall or a post behind
2 doesnt hurt that much if youve been playing football for most of your youth
3 hurts but since the face becomes numb really quick the pain doesnt last long
4 hurts like fuck but cant compare with a ballsack hit
>>68370312
>not slide tackling on concrete
this is why your catenaccio has become shit, you sissy italian
>>68369576
>soccer
Manlet pacewhore here.
Worse was either a knee to the hamstring or an elbow to the nose. Benefit is you can easily headbutt lanky cunts in the jaw during a 50/50 and claim you where going for the ball.
>>68369576
>hurted
getting kneed in the thigh. hurts for days. most things stop hurting during the match, even the benis/desticles.
>winded by flying knee to the back
Head x Head.
>that first 2 seconds of pure what the fuck is happening
>collapsing into the ground and everything starts to spin around
>>68374120
>tfw not fat just a gymrat so still have to pace to try and steam roll you when recovering
Oh hi, I noticed that your wearing light leather boots today. Don't be such a wuss, you didn't need those toenails anyway,
>>68370312
>not slide tackling so the kid you trip up is 100% out of the game when he falls over
only the strong survive
>>68376740
you should lose some weight
somebody please explain #2
>>68370493
I'm sure he tells all his buddies in the rehab hospital about that goal
>>68379156
If you have shit form and kick with your toes as opposed to the front part of the top of your foot
this to the face
>>68377449
>toenail goes black and falls off
>>68379156
Pretty similar to banging your toes on furniture
Being hit in the face with the ball is a double whammy. Hurts the face and the pride.
>kid had metal cleets, which the league didn't allow
>he was horse playing during practice, mimicking my movements, slowly getting closer and closer to me
>eventually steps on the back of my ankle, tearing off the skin from all the way down to my foot
>bled like fuck and couldn't wear any shoe without crazy pain for a week
THOSE fucking kids man
>>68379273
>>68379312
you lads kicking a bowling ball??
No. 3. But it was fun. I had a friend who walked out of the cascarita and began crying.
>>68369576
Cold day, taking a bloot to the thigh was the worst.
Fuck growing up in Scotland tbhlads.
>>68379392
You're supposed to kick it with the inside/outside of the foot, or the top side. However, and especially if you play barefoot on the beach, kicking it with the tip of your toes is guaranteed pain, given that you put were going for a strike and not just a mere pass
>>68369576
>THESE WOUNDS THEY DO NOT HEAL
>>68379392
we kick hard m8
i lost my toenails more than a couple of times because of that
>>68379291
all that ball needs is a little bit of the bladder poking out a hole in the seam and its perfect
Only reason i didn't include this is because it fucking HURTS just thinking about it
>that time in the wall where you didnt cover your crotch with your hands before the free kick
lifelong lesson learned that day
>>68369576
Goalkeeper here
A hit to the nose hurt you and knock you, probably the most unpleasant
>>68370699
>>68371519
>>68374120
That feel when im a showy small kid but rarely people slidebitch me cause im the ball owner lel
>>68369576
>not nutshots
2 > 3 > 1 > 4
>>68371965
>be gk
>me and 4 friends playing with older guys
>were like 16, theyre 20-25
>absolute shoots and absolute bomb from outside the box while im few steps away from goal
>it will go high
>oh shit its going down hard, gonna lob me
>nothing i can do, too far out
>just look over my shoulder as this atom fucking strike of a shot whizzes past
>hits the bar and ricochets straight into my face, hits me right in my nose and between eyes
>next thing i remember is lying on my side and everything is spinning
>>68369576
I played a shit ton of sports as a kid.And all I can say breaking your fingers is the most easiest shit ever.I literally broke my finger twice,by playing handball exactly like in picture 1...It's painful but not the end even when I was young.
Just trying to catch the ball with the end of your finger tip and the finger snaped back.Other time I broke my wrist at football,when I got fouled.
I think those weren't serious injuries ,tho.If I would tear my acl or had a bone out my skin I would probably feint.
>>68379392
You're not supposed to kick it with the tip of your toes, but it happens
>>68369576
2 if you have an ingrown toenail. It's worse than getting kicked in the nuts.
>>68370164
>tfw
>>68371723
This. Eisbein. :O
>>68369964
>In the end, I really should've gotten my head checked
You're good if nothing's come up yet. If it was > 5 minutes, you'd probably would've been fucked without any medical attention.
>>68376456
Underrated post.
>>68369576
4
Taking a ball to the face ain't so bad, just like getting punched in the nose.
Taking a boot to the leg will bother you for a couple of days, also there are more nerves in your lower parts due to the distance from the brains which makes the nerves more sensitive, your face doesn't hurt as much as your feet/legs.
3 is the only way I ever got a concussion
it didn't hurt a lot per se but being concussed fucking sucks and you're usually out for a couple games
>>68381695
Only because all your sinuses fire. Doesn't actually hurt, just disorientates.
>be goalkeeper
>rival shoots
>jump
>catch ball
>fall standing in one foot
>twist foot, hurts horribly
>fall inside of net
>own goal
>dunno which hurts more, my foot or the feeling of shame.
4
happened every time we sparred in my karate class as a kid, even with the pads we had
hurts like hell when you're a skellington
4
What about playing at the beach and getting the ball all wet and then rolling it on the sand for just a bit and then kicking hit hard real hard?
>>68392206
>he goes to the beach
>>68392061
>nobody else really knows what happened and why you wound up scoring on your own goal
>they all just think you slipped like a retard
>teammates yell at you or shake their heads, other team laughs
It wasn't my fault ;_;
>>68392206
after a long day at the beach my feet would be sore as hell from doing this too much, could barely wear socks the following week
>>68392286
Nah, desu it made a sound and they comforted me.
I still felt like a retard, though.
>>68392343
desu (wat)
they Heard was what I meant.
>>68369607
>>68369681
Do soccer players not wear cups?
>>68370019
>>68369774
no brasil chamam de paulistinha, mas
joelho com joelho é pior.
>teachers in grade school won't let you play with leather balls
>only foam balls were allowed
>said ball quick turns into a wet, messy dust-filled weapon of mass destruction
>getting hit in the face with your eyes open
Shin splints, whenever we trained on an astro over winter they'd come and stay until the pitch was good enough to use again, couldn't rest as we trained so much and every tackle rippled through me.
Toe poked the ball the other day though and it still twinges now, felt like my big toe is an inch shorter now
I haven't played football for years
>>68369576
7-1
>>68369576
they all hurt but during the game you can run it off
except for 3 during winter. hard balls to the face when it's below freezing burn for a fucking eternity
>>68392686
estádio universitário, lisboa, amanhã às 15:30, vais à baliza
>>68392740
>Vou ver a temperatura para lisboa só por curiosidade
>24ºC às 15:30
Fuodasse
>son i will buy you sweet Predator boots if you do 100 keapieuppys
>do 96
>can barely raise my 10 year old legs
>"fuck sake anon, why did you even try"
I don't play football anymore
>>68392844
tem estado pior nos últimos dias
>asq usas calças caqui e te sentas durante 10 minutos e quando te levantas tens uma mancha de suor no cu que as pessoas atrás de ti claramente vêem e sentes as nádegas a esfregar uma na outra enquanto caminhas
>>68392844
Tem estado pior
>>68392740
Vou lá estar e não vais saber quem sou. Estás fodido. Estarei a fumar Marlboro Gold. Prepara-te
>>68369576
>tfw not covering your dick at a free kick
>riise like mother fucker shoots a rocket at your balls
i actually peed blood
>>68392895
>could only do 3 keepy uppys
>train every day until I can do them for as long as I want to
>attempt to use keepy uppy skills to impress girls
>turns out girls aren't impressed by keepy uppys
>still shit at actual football
Feels bad lad
>>68392953
>e sentes as nádegas a esfregar uma na outra enquanto caminhas
t. obeso barbosa
4
there was always those motherfuckers that didn't know how to play so their job was to be the fucking goon
shitbags
>>68392953
>>68392987
>tem estado pior
Carago, posso ter que ir para aí 2 anos (uni), vou existir dentro de um apartamento com ar condicionado
I kicked out a goalies teeth when I was 8. My coach just subbed me out.
>>68393104
Ainda tás no secundário? Foda-se acabei este ano a licenciatura
És quê de São Miguel? Todo o continente chega a essa temperatura regularmente
>>68393086
like your whole piss smelling fucking shithouse country
2002 never forget
>>68370062
mistakes were made
>>68369576
>playing goalie
>some faggit takes a free kick before the signal
>catches me off guard
>he kicks it incredibly hard
>by instinct dive like a madman
>manage to save it with my pinkie
>hurts like hell but keep playing
I actually broke it in three pieces.
>>68393137
i did the same at 9. free kick into the wall, into the wall again and then into the goal. teeth dropped at 2nd attempt, goal stood anyway ofc
the 3rd, especially if you're eating a lollipop... that shit got me stitches all over my mouth
>>68393284
Não, sou do Porto, e no pico do Verão passado nem em metade dos dias chegou a 24ºC
Posso ter que ir fazer o mestrado aí
>>68393523
Tem juízo, as diferenças de temperaturas são 2/3 graus
E fui confirmar na wikipedia
when you try to catch a basketball and it hits you in the tip of your finger
when under 0°c temperature and you make a save playing football
>>68393676
Não estou a mentir quando disse que no verão passado em Agosto nem estiveram em média 24ºC de máxima porque mantenho um registo.
Acho que temos tido Verões mais frios do que o que as médias sugerem na verdade.
>>68393834
>mantenho um registo
>>68393896
>Ele não mantém um registo
Agora a sério, não tenho nada para fazer no Verão e tenho interesse em ter dados em primeira mão porque interesso-me pelo assunto todo à volta das alterações climáticas.
>>68379460
This.
>Take a bloot to the thigh in the 10th minute, 80 minutes later the mark is still there.
>>68393896
também me ri mas tenho de admitir que vivi durante muito tempo tanto no Porto como em Lisboa e sempre me deu a impressão que em Lisboa é desconfortavelmente mais quente do que no Porto, apesar da temperaturas não diferirem muito
talvez seja porque o céu está sempre nublado por lá e cá em Lisboa está sempre limpo
test
>>68393953
Dica: não consegues provar que são responsabilidade humana
>>68393983
Isso faz sentido, até porque se não me engano as temperaturas são medidas à sombra
>>68393983
Fogo.
Quanto é que custa um apartamento assim t0 baratucho em Lisboa ou arredores com ar condicionado, só por curiosidade?
>>68393999
>>68393999
>>68394038
E carago pá, fui usar o meu melhor confirmador de duplos para confirmar triplos (embora todos os triplos também sejam duplos)
easily being hit on the ear by those cheap rock hard balls during warmup on a freezing saturday morning
the pain does not disappear
>>68369576
A kid in my class thought it'd be funny to sit in the older kids goal one lunchtime.
He was drinking out of a bottle when one of the older kids leathered the ball like a rocket straight into the bottom of the bottle smashing the fuck out of the lads teeth. Blood pouring from his mouth.
Only thing that happened to me was getting the ball blasted into my balls making a last ditch tackle off the line. Had blood in my piss a few days every month for a year or so. Never told anyone or got it looked at.
Getting a free kick to the fucking ear was the worst
not knowing if you were going to hear again out of that ear for a couple minutes was agony
>>68394101
Seriously, can you get an erection?
>>68394135
Why is football (soccer) seen as a gay sport there?
Most of my friends who play it on a semi-pro level had at least minor permanent injuries before they turned 18
>>68394187
Yeah never had a problem like that. It wasn't like I was pissing pure blood it was like at the end of an occasional piss there'd be a couple mils of blood.
Thinking about it now it could have been something like kidney stones maybe. I remember it being quite painful to force the blood out. The timing could have been coincidental but i've only considered that possibility this very moment.
>>68394222
because other sports are more physical or demanding
I played hockey as a kid instead of football/soccer most of the time and our idea of bantz was throwing hockey skates at each other in the lockerroom
>>68394038
À volta de 500€ sem despesas se tiveres sorte e fores para a periferia
A fórmula aqui em Lisboa é: Preço de um apartamento semelhante no Porto + 100/150€
É ridículo, sim
>>68394328
how is baseball physical or demanding
>>68394328
>because other sports are more physical
Sure
>or demanding
No. Every sport is extremely demanding of an athlete at pro level. Even for UFC this checks out since they do only a couple of fights a year and retire early so it balances out.
Also
>throwing hockey skates at each other in the lockerroom
Don't those have blades?
>>68394328
>throwing hockey skates at each other in the lockerroom
fucking savages, what the fuck
>>68394369
its not but its a more casual game thats like a neighborhood get together
>>68394432
>dont those have blade
massive fucking blades
>>68394433
some guy almost got one in the eye one time
just bantz
>>68394361
Obrigado pela honestidade. Já vi que vou ter que arranjar um trabalho em part-time que não ocupe muito tempo.
>>68394484
That's just insane, one wrong move and you could kill a friend and teammate.
>>68394579
they werent hard throws
more like casual tosses with an element of "WOoOoAaAhHH watch out :^)"
>>68377204
Underrated post.
>not the elbow to the head going for the punch
I got a concussion and bled like a motherfucker. I was going to wear a helm like Cech, but I didn't want to look like a pussy, and the real deal helmets are expensive.
>Who son of poor Cuban immigrants here?
>>68394616
Nah bro everyone had a gun and we would shoot them out of the air and shit.
One time I missed and shot our goalie and I had to go in goals for a year. Bantz mate.
>>68394484
How is it just a casual game if you have to but a lot of stuff and have a weridly shaped field to just play it?
Honest question.
>>68395187
*buy FUCK
Is this the />that kid/ general?
>>68393496
Why were you playing a sport with a lollipop in your mouth?
