Alright let's hope we win again today too.
E-Tip versus Gibson
This dude pitches slower than fucking Buttholez jesus
BASED FUCKING XANDER
HES SUCH A GOD
I hate being the only poster in the thread.
Good eye Hanram
BASED ABSOLUTE FUCKING MADMAN
HES
FUCKING
BACK
JBJBJBJBJ
TYBJBJ
E-Rod can't fuck this up, can he?
>>68323999
>>68324005
oh sweet other posters
>>68324055
I'm here, too.
>>68324052
Never doubt our pitchers ability to shit the bed, but with the twins Im not worried
FUCK THE
[x] Jays
[x] Rays
[x] Orioles
[x] Yankees
[ ] Red Sox
God it pisses me off that John made Hanigan catch fucking Wright all season long until yesterday.
Dumb fucking retarded manager.
Hopefully E-Tip is good today./
OFFICIAL CITIES MINNEAPOLIS IS KEK FOR POWER RANKINGS
1. Boston
2. Chicago
3. LA
4. Dallas
Oh fuck ERod throwing 95 again
Shaw stop being fucking shit please.
what a waste
I want to burn Toronto to the ground.
I dont think there is anything quite as disappointing as leaving players on base.
sorry i'm late guys
E-Tip looking like ERod again
Based Large Father
HanRam please
god hanley stop being shit
>>68326040
still in a slump it seems
>>68326147
>slump
when can we assume it isn't a slump and he just sucks now
>>68326281
Well considering he's hit .130~ for the past literal month, it might just be that he sucks.
I figure he's a better hitter than that.
Come on E-Tip, you're worrying me now.
GOTCHA BITCH
GET GOT BY MOOKIE'S WEAK ARM
what
a
throw
Ok E-Tip, get back into your groove please.
Ok now score more runs.
I love this papi pinata commercial btw
JBJ needs to stop swinging wildly on pitches ten feet inside at his feet.
Why is the thread so dead?
>>68327541
i didn't know there was a game today sorry
>>68327541
it's just comfy
tbqh with you Joe, I'm more worried about Shaw being fucking shit than I am HanRam.
Hanley at least makes hard outs to the deep outfield like he did last night.
Shaw can't get the fucking ball out of the infield right now.
new tom brady commercial?? ??
>>68327677
Which reminds me of 2014, and that triggers me.
STOP fucking walking the batters E-Tip.
Do NOT give up a run here.
does obrien think lyons is dumb, why is he talking to him like this, oh wew lad 3 run dinger
You have to be fucking kidding me.
To Kurt fucking Suzuki, E-Tip?
>>68327677
>>68326782
>>68326281
>>68326117
>>68325048
I knew the Twins were going to get BTFO 3 games out of 3, I'm just here for the Ellen shitposting
>e-9od
I mean, of course it's Kurt fucking Suzuki.
Of fucking course it's him.
God fucking damn it Eduardo.
>>68328500
np sempai
I'm digging Leon rn
>>68328884
>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 44s44 seconds ago
>Pretty sure Sandy Leon has more hits this week than he did last season.
Pedroia what the fuck.
FR**KING MANLETS!!!
god damn it PD
I swear to god if we lose despite getting out to a 4 run lead in the fucking 1st, I'm gonna flip.
>>68325048
>>68326117
>>68326281
>>68326782
>>68327677
>>68328832
>>68329199
ALL. FUCKING. WEABOOS. MUST. FUCKING. HANG.
Here's your (You)
>>68329531
rude tbqh with you Joe
>>68329531
do NOT talk shit about baker-sensei
coll apse
Jesus fucking christ.
Eddie is breaking down and leon cant catch
They're going to fucking blow this.
What a fucking collapse.
God fucking Christ ERod.
What the fucking hell.
>>68329431
>>68329620
>>68329671
QUIT IT WITH THE NEGATIVE WAVES!!!!!!!!!
>>68329805
I can't famalam.
I've seen this horror movie too many times now.
COLLAPSE
O
L
L
A
P
S
E
Fucking fuck you ETip.
You have to be fucking kidding me.
In play, run(s)
thank god we have jbj in center. would have been a double, maybe triple with most other guys
who is warming up right now?
Jesus just fucking take him out.
>>68329671
>>68329805
>>68329431
It's a Minnesota team. You underestimate how ultracuck they are for Boston
brilliant move by farrell here
>>68330107
Heath "Alan" Hembree
>>68330161
go away
>>68330161
What do you mean senpai?
That's a more than disappointing outing OB.
That's a fucking miserable disgrace of an outing.
I had such high fucking hopes E-Tip.
wew time to rape our bullpen again wew
>>68330436
rude to post this pic of me without permission
>>68330380
yeah. I just tuned in, saw all those 4s, and thought "jesus who was–aw, E-Rod, c'mon man", especially after they mentioned the 4-run lead to work with.
Good job cleaning up, too, HHembree.
Over/under 2.5 Red Sox starters at the ASG?
>>68330436
Delete this now
Thank you Based X
>>68330767
Literally only The Cuckler.
Price's ERA is still over 4.5.
>>68330436
barf
>>68330767
>>68330831
Oh I took that as starting pitchers*
My bad.
Well over.
Xander, Ortiz, Cuckler are guaranteed (granted no Cuckler collapse)
Mookie and JBJ are possibilities.
BASED X
INCREDIBLE
HI-LARIOUS
HOLY FUCK
XANDER YOU BASED MOFO
READ THAT BEAUTIFULLY
haha funny boogaerts
>People unironically think Xander ISNT the best SS in the MLB
BASED X
Nice Job HanRam
>>68330767
X and ortiz are basically locks, i guess i'll assume JBJ holds on to his momentum and say over
>>68330831
p sure he meant starting position players tbqh with you
>>68331099
Ya I realized that a bit late here >>68330905
Damn, close again JBJ.
JBJ seems to be getting back into it.
HanRam is still slumping, but can at least hit hard outs and deep to the OF.
Shaw is a fucking lost cause at the plate right now.
>>68330831
>>68330905
>>68331099
No worries, fampai, I meant batters and pitchers. X-Man is (deservedly) all but confirmed in the voting, Ortiz will be there for coronation purposes even if he cools off, JBJ is the best CF in the AL aside from Trout, and Mookie should be a backup. Hanley might sneak in there too.
Kimbrel as a closer nom? 16/18 ain't bad for the first half of the season desu
>>68331391
where is the panda
>>68331484
I like to pretend he doesn't exist.
>Lyons talking about useless shit again
Just put him in the ESPN booth already.
Hembree please.
>>68331484
we "forgot" him when we had the 2 game series in san fran
Hoping he doesn't find his way back home
Don't tell me they're going to give back the fucking lead again.
>>68331627
>playing the Andy Griffith Show theme on the PA
I guess you have to do something to cheer up Siblings Fans
>>68331462
no chance kimbrel is there, he's choked too many times, he's not in the same universe as guys like britton, colome, davis, or andrew miller (oh god it hurts i miss him so bad ;_;)
>>68331788
like my parents did to me lol
>>68331462
Kimbrel has not blown many saves, but blowing 2 will knock him on top of all of his other non-save complete shit outings.
He doesn't deserve it. No one in our bullpen does.
This image stands pat to describe that.
>>68331959
God I fucking hate the Eternal 4th Placers, but Britton is absurd.
leon what the shit
Oh lovely, I see E-Rod is continuing to be an absolute disaster and we continue to have starting pitching issues
just call the season
>>68332094
>Young
>Terrible
Why would you put so much effort into something so shit?
HEMBREE COME ON
>>68332513
I may have to revise him to "bad" because of his recent showing but otherwise its pretty easily understood.
He's was fucking terrible for both April and May, an offensive blackhole and defensive fucking liability.
>>68332513
charts like that are always shit
>>68331788
kek
>>68331959
like I said, just 2 blown saves in 18 tries. p. good if you ask me. I don't know if inherited runners scord
>>68332094
Pedroia ain't elite anymore, senpai. Not since the wrist thing permanently sapped part of his power.
>>68332699
*if inherited runners scored are officially tracked, but I could understand if he allowed a lot of them to score.
>>68332699
>Pedroia isn't elite anymore
>despite being one of the best defensive shortstops, hitting .320~, having the longest hit streak in the MLB right now
>and he hit it off the wall twice just yesterday
I HATE it when people rag on a healthy pedroia and CONTINUE to think he's not elite.
that was a top 5 "best pitch dodges" I've ever seen
>>68332699
pedroia is slugging .490 right now you idiot
>>68332959
pedroia is NOT a good shortstop unless youmean SHORT stop haha lol
>>68332959
>Pedroia
>shortstop
Casual.
>>68333165
kek, didnt even realize i put SS there, meant 2B
but i like the joke thats good
>>68333107
.484 with the 0-3 today, but whatever, anyone who says his power's gone is a moron who doesn't watch games
>>68332684
>one good game away from back to batting .300+
>single-handedly preventing the bottom of the line-up from being absolute shit
>hasn't produced an error all year
>you
>knowing anything about what you're talking about
>>68333176
You wanna fight me over it famalam?
Pedroia IS elite (when healthy).
>>68333322
stop pretending you haven't been watching the red sox for only a year
>>68332959
>>68333107
I know, senpaitachi, I know, just saying he's not gonna be consistently hitting 20+ HRs a year anymore
>>68333165
>>68333176
you know what he meant. good joke though
>>68333322
>those digits
>>68333263
He hit about .170 for the month of April, then about .250 for May and he didn't play in over half the fucking games.
>hasn't made an error all year
But he can barely fucking get to a ball in the OF and needs JBJ to shade his side half the time in anything left-center.
Fuck right off.
>>68333507
he hit 20 HRs one (1) time in his career you fucking retard
way to out yourself as a complete and total casual
>>68333428
Glad to see you haven't.
>>68333507
Pedroia doesn't hit homeruns, this dumb meme
>>68333263
they put blake freaking swihart in left over him m8
>>68333640
so the fuck what, Papi goes on month long streaks like that too you retard, everyone does
HE DIDN'T PLAY HALF THE GAMES BECAUSE HE IS A BACK UP ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?!
>>68333925
>HE DIDN'T PLAY HALF THE GAMES BECAUSE HE IS A BACK UP ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?!
And our "starter" Brock Holt got hurt quite a fucking while ago and they put in Swihart instead of him because they had no faith in fucking Young.
And explain why Farrell shoved him down our throats in April but then declined to put him in May when it revealed how shit he was when having to play more than he should?
He's played well, albeit extremely well, for about a fucking week. You seriously think he's been good this season?
this Leon meme
>sandy leon
the meme magic is real boys
>>68334200
hes batting 1.000
>>68333671
>>68333725
point is, he just doesn't have the power that he used to. I don't doubt his fielding or contact hitting in the slightest
>>68334123
>sure his stats are good now, but what about the beginning of the season!
you are amazingly stupid
>>68334202
>>68334234
so that makes 5 catchers on the roster now, assuming Swihart doesn't switch to left permanently?
>>68334251
>pedroia 2008
>.326/.376/.493
>pedroia literally right now in the year of our lord 2016
>.316/.375/.484
get the fuck out of this thread you dumb fuck
>>68334335
His stats have been good for about a fucking week you plastic retard.
And his defense?
he has a fucking -1 DRS for the year, -3.5 UZR, -22.3 (TWENTY TWO POINT THREE) UZR/150
Fucking fuck right off
>>68334505
he's batting .388 over the last 20 games
>a week
Again, you're an idiot
>Buttholez up
why, WHY IN A ONE RUN GAME WOULD YOU EVER FUCKING WARM HIM UP
>>68335127
because buckholtz is definitely elite and you shouldn't doubt Farrell
>>68334486
see >>68334251
>>68335127
Farrell logic
>>68334824
>>.388 over the last twenty
Actually, .366 over the LAST TEN and .206 OVER THE TEN BEFORE THAT
FUCKING
RETARD
>>68335504
his numbers are almost exactly the same, kill yourself
>>68335566
>three dubs
impressive
Chris "Lefty Killer" Young still blows, though, let's just leave it at that
>>68334824
Where are you getting your numbers? He's batting .286 in that span.
>>68335956
>>68335566
>>68335916
I got .291, which is still 40 points higher than league average WITH 5 homers and 11 RBI over that span
>>68336290
Which is again a product of something like >>68335566
He has not been batting well for that long.
That's all.
>>68336290
so we can we at least all agree that pedroia is above average
why are we arguing over whether or not a meme player is good
>>68336476
Pedroia is bae, and is elite.
That's a fact.
Although the power meme is always a good laugh
TOP
FUCKING
LEL
>>68336416
he's been batting well for longer than he was batting poorly
I'm not sure you guys realize that he's a starter on any other team
is that a hit?
I'm so glad we have an elite outfield where this shit doesn't happen regularly
>>68336476
what
yes, pedroia's elite
>warming Koji
THERE YOU GO, JOHNNY
>>68336561
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>HE'S BEEN BATTING WELL FOR LONGER THAN HE WAS BATTING POORLY
HE HIT FUCKING .170 IN APRIL
AND .250 IN MAy
His spike in average is the fact he's hitting over .350 (three fucking fifty) over the past ten games or so.
>tfw it doesn't count as a hit
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
X
GONNA
GIVE
IT
TO
___
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI
BASED BOGAERTS DOES IT AGAIN, THE MADMAN
X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA X GON GIVE IT TO YA
THE BASED MOTHERFUCKER
>>68330283
That's what I mean
X
>>68336752
>clean lyrics
disgusting
It's disgusting how the MLB lets the red soxs get away with obvious roiding. No way they "suddenly" like 10 hot hitters with serious juice
BASED FUCKING LARGE FATHER
What a crack.
>>68336831
hi draper
>>68336668
I'm not sure what your point is
>player hit X in this in one month and Y in this month which still combines to a great batting average BUT I'M STILL ANGRY ABOUT IT FOR SOME REASON!
seriously shut the fuck up already, I can't believe you would consider a guy batting .290 with spot starts a "terrible" tier player, it's ridiculous
anyone remember that guy Jose Iglesias?
yeah me neither
>>68336880
without*
>>68336880
>steroid makes hitters hit for average too!!
that's not how steroids works
>>68336880
>blow gays fan complaining about roiding
priceless
>>68336880
thanks for beating up the 4th placers babe
>>68336926
My point is that he's literally only been hitting well for about 10 games.
That's a fucking fact yet you keep refusing to accept that.
And this stems from the fact that he has indeed not been good this year.
He's been good LATELY, I have no problem admitting that.
But on the year as a whole, he's been bad.
>>68336942
I remember Pedro Ciriaco for some reason though, what happened to that guy?
>>68336926
Hanley had an average of about .320 at one point famalam, now he's hitting about .260-270.
Young is just hitting well for a streak. On the year it's been kind of meh for him.
shut the fuck up about chris young you idiots he's a meme, this is a sports radio tier argument
>>68337199
its a good meme to argue about tbqh with you Joe
>>68337169
Yeah I know how hitting streaks work you fucking faggot, thanks
Again, .290 is not "meh", it's 40 points above league average
>>68337247
not really, nobody likes him
>>68337310
He's hitting .290 now because HES HIT OVER .350 FOR THE LAST TEN GAMES
You aren't even worth fucking responding to for how stupid you are.
>>68337310
He was hitting .250 before the last ten games. And about.170 a few games before that.
if anyone makes another post about chris young im going to kill myself
>>68337349
it's like you don't know how AVERAGES work or something
Why is your, smaller, shitty hitting streak more important than my, longer, good hitting streak?
You can literally put a demarcation line in between april and may and it's black and white
>twins fielding
>TWINS
hahahahahahahaha
>>68337517
ok thats it im killing myself goodbye
HOLY LEL
Shaw with another shit hit that SHOULD have been out, but lel.
>>68337517
Because 10 games of ABSURD offense is just a small hot streak.
I'd like to fucking see him sustain it over a period of months.
Over April until mid May, he was terrible.
Legitimately terrible.
He will probably fucking fall back to earth when this hot streak of his ends. Let's see what it's like after that.
>>68337621
good, thank you
>>68336924
Hey pal
>>68337621
no
we need twins fans here for good banter
>>68337517
he's a career .237 hitter on a hot streak dumbass
THE FUCKING SANDY LEON MEME
I
LOVE
THIS
MEME
5 for fucking 5
five for fuccking five
sandy leon is the greatest catcher in franchise history
>leon goes 4-4
Is Chili Davis a wizard?
>>68337677
im not a twins fan though
i don't think the twins even have fans desu
>>68337777
quads confirm.
carlton fisk? who the fuck is that guy?
>>68337847
you are nwo
>>68337627
>10 games
>10 games
>10 games
I keep saying combine all of may and up and you have a longer sample size of batting .291 than his terrible month of april
>>68337695
By your logic Shane Victorino's 2013 year was terrible even though he batted .294 because it was above his career average
kys
>>68337885
His average is .291 BECAUSE OF THE LAST TEN GAMES
You really don't get this at all, do you?
>>68337810
he prevented a no-hitter by Pedro in the Bronx with a homer
so probably
>>68337777
quads be truth
>>68337919
and for THE ENTIRE REST OF THE MONTH he was batting that .250 you keep shoving down my throat which is LITERALLY the league average
He is not a terrible player, you're just a stubborn retard
is sandy leon the best catcher in baseball
>>68337885
>a cumulative average where he missed a shit ton of games in May and has been hitting over .360 for the past ten games
>isn't even over .300
>>68337919
ten games is never a good sample size for a batter
are you guys seriously going to go back and forth talking about this the entire game
>>68338011
>he thinks you have to bat .300 to be considered a good player
is this real life
>>68338018
That is my fucking point. Let's see him hit the way he has been for a fucking month or two.
>>68338056
I think he meant that he's been hitting so ridiculously over the past week or two that the fact it's still not over .300 cumulatively shows how bad he was before.
You're dumb af my man.
>>68337989
Combine May and April.
.170 + .250 = .210
that's fucking terrible
dumbass
>hit .210~ over the first two months of the season
>but he's been good
>>68338056
yeah, I guess Barry Bonds wasn't a good player, then.
>>68338232
are you stupid
that's not how "combining" BAs works
>>68338232
he didn't bat .250 for all of may, are you fucking drunk?
Baseball Reference. c o m :
Chris Young over the last 7 days has batted .333
14 days: .370
28 days: .333
365 days: 278
Now shut the fuck up already
X GONNA GIVE IT TO YA
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>back to back 4 hit game
he is the ASS BLASTER
What the fuck Steve
Xander is absurd.
>>68338334
I think he's just pulling numbers out of his ass.
John Farrell will unironically let Buchholz close the game, yes or no?
That chris young fella sure can hit.
>>68338618
i'd feel safe with buckholtz closing out a game with an 8 run lead so yes
chris young seems like a good player imo
btw i just started watching baseball today
>>68338695
salt
>>68338673
a real confidence booster for Bucky, am I right?
>>68338695
don't be a sore loser
>>68338485
That's called taking selective numbers.
His average over the 2 months was .262, which is average. He hit about .310 in May. So I'm still btfo by looking at BBREF #s, but you know what fuck you.
>>68338722
>>68338772
im just memeing
GRAND SLAM INCOMING
>>68338722
>>68338772
That's not me, this is >>68338624 and >>68338775
I'll accept when I'm wrong, but I'm stubborn
>>68338775
>that's called taking selective numbers
Yeah, that is exactly what you're doing
Now you're going to do your best to explain why your singly month of april, 16 games, weighs heavier than a YEAR'S worth of games
why are they doing this
>TWINS
>>68338905
No because I was wrong. I said I got btfo you meme.
>>68338775
bro shut up already, >>68338334 is all that needs to be posted
>the city of the greased-up gloves on the hands of the Minnesota Twins players
>>68338972
I was accepting the loss you double meme.
sandy bonds
>>68338999
stop talking already, you've embarrassed yourself enough
They actually walked him lmao.
>>68339029
Not until the game is over famalam. Give me what I want babe.
BASED ROOKIE MOOKIE
Young getting yet another run, man is unstoppable
>>68339051
i would to, you can't pitch to a guy hitting 1.000
>get six chances for a hit
>cant get a single hit
>pedroia
>elite
haha i fell asleep.... sleepy me... nice nap
>0 for 6 ends the hit streak
god damn, he must of been trying to not hit
15 total hits and he just so happens not to be one of them batting .299 this season
>manlets
>>68339238
he did it on purpose 6 times
only a master can succeed 6 times in one game without rest
Alright, how will they blow this.
>>68339319
>buttholez
entirely possible
>Getting 2 of the 3 outs in the inning
Pedroia wants to go home.
Buttholez please.
the unraveling begins
Jesus fuck Buttholez
god almighty buchholz
two
outs
you can do this
>15-4
piss test on the entire red sox team when?
omg man, just retire
WEW LADS
E
W
L
A
D
S
BASED OFFENSE
GG Twinks, sorry for this but we REALLY need it.
BASED XANDER GOATGAERTS
BASED LARGE FATHER
BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN
BASED ENTIRE TEAM
BASED CHRIS YOUNG BTFO ME
BASED TEAM
Although E-Tip being shit again worries me. We need starting pitching so fucking badly.
>>68339572
they're playing a AAA team my dude
yee buchholz, you induced a DP
gg twins fans
>>68339572
>jays fan taking about steroid tests
how ironic
>>68339627
this tbqh
>>68339623
where's
>BASED BUCHHOLZ
? he did get 3 outs, after all
