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How butthurt is Christina this morning rolling out of bed and reading that Messi is the GOAT?
considering you Euros were asleep at 4am, here's the scenario
>copa america
>argentina struggling
>barely 1-0
>messi comes in minute 60 from the bench
>scores a hat trick
>beautiful assist
>4-0
>top scorer of tournament in just 20 minutes
>fans running into the field to hug him
>players trying to take selfies with him
>opponent coach starts crying after the match
just another day in the life of the GOAT
Nice Stat padding against a 10 man Panama. Very impressive
> 1-0 ---> hat trick and assist ---> 4-0
What?
>>68304631
Considering Argentina didn't look confident before Messi came on it's actually rather impressive.
sounds pretty GOAT to me tbchwy
>>68304792
Obviously 5-0.
He's in great shape regardless the opponent, I truly think he'll be decisive in the tournament
>>68304597
>goat
>doping,evading taxes,full of hormones, holier than thou attitude despite being a diving and cheating hack
>no WC
>carried by a goat Barcelona midfield
>can't even carry Argentina to a Copa
>>68304865
>holier than thou attitude
Show me 1 example of an attitude like that
>>68304865
>no WC
Thats India XDDDD
>>68304996
kek
kek
he got mad about Panama papers, they were asking for it
>Bragging about a game against full time plumbers
>Panama
is there a team in the WHOLE OF THE EUROS that is worse than panama?
>Messi will finally rape the Memexicans and put them in their place
Absolutely based
>>68305592
England
>>68305592
England
>argentina struggle 11v11
>pretty much game over when 10v11
>play half an hour 10v11
>fresh mesh on to crush the already crushed
>>68305592
nope.. albania would beat panama easily
>>68305592
England
>>68304996
yooooooooooooo rofl!
>>68305592
England
i didnt watch. were they playing some good team?
>>68305592
San Marino.
The Vatican City
Andorra
this tournament is not recognized by Fifa so messi can win and score 100 goals but wont be considered for his resume for 2016.
ayy
>>68306735
False, it's in the official FIFA calendar
>>68306735
....but it is recognized by Fifa. Thats why Messi, Suarez, Hamez and all the first team players in Europe are here for their teams
>>68305592
England
>>68305592
meme teams like turkey albania etc
>>68306802
the nation that wins it doesnt represent at the 2019 Confederatons Cup. Chile is that rep regardless.
>>68306905
That doesn't mean it's not recognised by FIFA you dumb fuck
>>68304597
>Messi plays well
>Make a thread about Ronaldo
Manlets are so butthurt by this man.
>>68306802
>tfw no Nerman
I gave up on this semen slurping tournament when I heard he won't play. Who even cares about football at the Olympics?
I might tune in when knockout stage starts. Best matches start at 4am though, fuck...
>puyol, iniesta, xavi, piqué, alba, pedro...
>world cup and euros
>messi
>no world cup or copa america
hmmmm i wonder who carried who
>assist
Nice try faggot
>>68305592
Finland.
>>68304597
>opponent coach starts crying after the match
Jerk
>Panama
>argentina is playing decently
Okay, our chances of winning this shit are gone. It was a nice tournament
>>68306629
Yes, Panama
Why they even compare Messi to Ronaldo. I mean Messi is Barca's standard penalty taker, with penalty being the entire game. Ron is just regular winger if anyone remembers. And he does this much. It's like comparing Rolls Royce to Tesla on the other hand though.
Why did Messi come off the bench?
>>68316474
Back injury, he missed the 1st game and is still not 100% healthy
>>68316474
To win.
>>68304811
100% this. Fucken stupid Canadian brother shitposting again....probably didn't even watch the match just thought myyyy peenaldooo
>>68305592
They are better than all the meme teams playing in the eurocup
This meme tournament really is Messi's best chance to win something internationally, since Argentina isn't going to 2017 Confederations Cup and their best players will be old at 2018 World Cup
>>68316523
It was a bold move for martino to let him play against the negros yesterday. I seriously thought they were going to break his legs.
>>68304597
>ywn be this based
>>68321017
It is, but it would be meaningless. The only ones that care about this are mexicans, which is ok because they are locals. Most teams are using this cup to try different players and strategies with the WC in mind.
no one cares fatty
>>68321317
It would of course be meaningless, but even if it isn't a "real" Copa America like last year's, Messi would still be able to say that he won a senior tournament with Argentina
>>68305592
Albania
Austria
Hungary
England
>>68321479
Yes I understand what you said, what I'm saying is that I don't think any futbol fan is ever going to use that as an argument to support Messi, probably not even him.
>>68306802
>suarez
he failed his country again
>yfw if he actually played uruguay would have won at least 1 world cup and 2, probably 3, copa americas soon
>>68304597
why was he on the bench to begin with?
>Panama, Iran, Nigeria,
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Germany, Netherlands, Chile
*vomits*
>>68304865
>MESSI IS NOBODY WITHOUT XAVI AND INIESTA
>Xavi gets old, Iniesta starts being past his prime
>He maintains form
>MESSI IS NOBODY WITHOUT SUAREZ AND NEYMAR
>>68307805
And still Argentina got to the last WC and CA finals. I don't think it's Messi's fault his country has been choking massively in evey competition final ever since 1993
