>Saturday 11 June
15:00 - Samoa 19 - 19 Georgia
15:00 - Fiji 23 - 18 Tonga
19:35 - New Zealand v Wales, Eden Park, Auckland
(2016 Wales Tour of NZ, Match 1)
20:00 - Australia v England, Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
(2016 England Tour of AUS, Match 1)
17:00 - South Africa v Ireland, Newlands Stadium, Cape Town
(2016 Ireland Tour of RSA, Match 1)
18:00 - Canada v Japan, BC Place, Vancouver
15:45 - Argentina v Italy, some paddock in Argentina
All times are local.
>News & Previews
http://www.superxv.com/june-tours/
Posting in meme sport thread
Repostin
>>68299778
>ABs by 20
I'd say by 7, so one converted try. At the moment, Wales is a settled team while you guys have plenty of fresh, inexperienced faces. Like who the heck is Tamanivalu? Crotty and Fekitoa were also fringe players only a few months ago and they're up against Roberts and Davies.
>>68299909
I don't know what you're trying to say 2bh lad
Reminder that if you are trying to stimulate discussion about winning margins and aren't a part of /rug/s winning margin discussion group then you are a monumental retard and should be culled.
>>68299922
I agree if the Welsh attack the right spots it should be a close game imo
>>68299922
>>68299959
>and here come the casuals
Going to the local chippie for some cheeky takeaway lads. What should I get?
>>68299979
If you think this is the strongest nz side you are the casual here mate
>>68299826
The best meme result for banter would be Australia kicking a winning penalty goal from a dominant scrum penalty.
>>68300003
Based original AMS. Where have you been for the last few months? Have you apologised to Daniel yet?
>>68300003
It's not the strongest NZ side.
Wales will still lose by 15+.
reposting picks:
NZ -20
AUS -3.5
IRE +15
Argies -17.5
Canada +6.5
Scrappy Canada might be the only underdog to win straight up.
>>68299826
The best meme result is Englel playing fantastic attacking rugby, Australia shitting the bed, then Australia winning by almost nothing but penalty kicks due to dominance at the break down and scrums.
>>68300003
>the strongest NZ side
Not exactly sure what the fuck you're talking about.
I'll be back here for an apology at 9.30 you Cucktabrian faggot.
NZ by 20.
>>68299853
>not liking the wallabies
M8 the aussie cricket team are the only real assholes in our sports '''''rivalries'''', every other australian team is fine
The wallabies in particular have been good lads, apart from that brief period a few decades ago where they were consistently winning and got cocky about it, a la the national cricket team
If you're not supporting those brave boys over the poncy "r-rugby c-came home lads" caviar eating, "I use Sauvignon blanc for mouthwash" english ''''rugby''' players then you are a disgrace to the dirty, down to earth greatness of the southern hemisphere empire and all it represents
>>68300066
Based Statscunt
>>68300056
NO YOU CAN"T POST PICKS HERE BECAUSE WE HAVE SUPERBRU SUPER CLUB AND IT'S ALL THERE WAAAA
Oh my god the casual ball sacks fans are here
And we thought the super rugby threads were bad
>>68300066
>>68300085
fuck off and samefag elsewhere
>>68300104
>He doesn't know what the "hyped" game of the week threads are like
>>68300114
For the record I'm not statscunt
>>68300104
It's hilarious when dumbfucks like you say this.
It's the exact same group of people thread after thread.
REMINDER THAT ORIGINAL AUTISTIC MEMESPOUTER IS IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW
REMINDER TO SHITPOST FAR MORE THAN USUAL TO MAKE HIM FUCK OFF
REMINDER THAT HE UNIRONICALLY POSTS ON 4CHAN WHILST HATING SHITPOSTING
>>68300090
I don't really know what that is. When you guys bet on Union, do you normally pick straight up (with less payout) or do you go for point spread bets?
Also shout out to my old club Dartmouth RFC for making it to the semifinals of the Collegiate 7s and winning the IVY league for the 17th(?) year in a row with their 15s.
Nice thread guys.
Really friendly buzz.
Good stuff.
>>68300154
what the fuck are you talking about cunt?
>>68300160
They don't really do point spread in Australia. You just pick who you think is going to win.
>>68300141
There are obviously at least 3-4 casuals who haven't been here for any of the super rugby threads here and if you can't see that then you're the casual. One even announced himself with "I haven't been to /rug/ in ages".
how many doeys are you deep lads
dump your folders lads
>>68300181
I get called a casual regularly and I make most of the super /rug/ threads. Who gives a fuck.
>>68300180
>They don't really do point spread in Australia. You just pick who you think is going to win.
In that case the only true upset is Canada, who were always bros every time we went North of the Border for tours.
>>68300181
Well shit better make sure you let it affect your posting habits too, that's going to really up the quality of the thread
>>68300203
>I make most of the super /rug/ threads
No you don't lol, 90% are made by Gentleben Ltd.
>>68300181
If it makes you feel better about yourself to call others casuals, then go for gold.
>>68300188
>how many doeys are you deep lads
Half a box of db here mate
>>68300210
>the quality of the thread
>He plays touch rugby in basketball shorts
newcunts out
>>68300188
5 beers into my Tuatara mixed box lad, just getting into a Bavarian Hefe at the moment.
Good evening sisters, just got back from my acupuncture session.
Tipping the ball sacks in a "blowout".
>>68300236
>le old guard meme
A draw for Georgia? Flip I backed them to win I knew they were in their purple patch desu
Still worrying about Namibia vs Spain
>>68300234
I'm paraphrasing his own sentiments mr BSA sir
>>68300236
Who is this sperm worm
>He didn't pick the AB's by over 20
>>68300247
do all yer decent IPAs taste like bananas on account of yer weirdo Tasmanian hops?
>>68300252
YOU CAN'T TIP HERE THAT'S WHAT SUPERBRU SUPER FRIENDS CLUB IS FOR FUCKING REEEE
How's life anyway, you spastic fuck.
>>68300013
That would be fucken hilarious
>>68300277
REE REEEEEEEE NEWCUNTS AND CASUALS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Reminder the real discussion is taking place on the Superbru banter page.
>>68300236
>IM AMB LE OLDFAG LE NEWGUNDS OUT XDXD
>>68300277
OK ...NOW you can call people casual.
Hello :)
>>68300066
but isn't aussie rugby all about that poncy private school shit
Good to be back, /rug/
>>68300321
>but isn't aussie rugby all about that poncy private school shit
Is there really a place in the world where Rugby isn't a rich kid sport, aside from the Pacific Islands?
>>68300285
I've been enjoying my study, my Viennese girlfriend, and the last remaining days of Summer recently. Not much time for /rug/ posting I'm afraid dear AMS.
But I am here, refreshed and ready to liven up this unfortunate poomunity. It has clearly suffered from my absence.
>>68300280
Not really, they're all super citrusy rather than banana. There's a current trend toward more american style IPA at the moment.
>>68300310
?
>>68300321
Yeh but Australian poncy boys are to actual poncy boys as monopoly money is to real money
It's a different beast entirely
As a 2-year regular poster on /rug/ I'd like to welcome any new or irregular posters and assure them that the only people that wouldn't want them here are angry teen fucknuckles currently seething in their bedrooms at mum's house.
>>68300331
New Zealand and Wales
>>68300331
Literally everywhere?
If you have a ball you can play. If you have a mouth guard you can play safer
Boots or shoes if your rich but are pretty optional until high school level imo
>>68300343
Mate if you ever call me AMS again I'm going to drive up to Coatesville (if I can find it) and kick you in the face.
>>68300381
>aside from pacific islands
Just wales
Reminder that if you have been here for longer than 2 years and don't have an easily distinguishable personality you are a waste of air :)
>>68300349
You can only see the banter if you're in the top 10 you casual.
Time for the poosonality roll call sisters, it appears we may be missing some people.
Devvo lad, you here m8?
>>68300381
This. And RSA (whites).
Makes for excellent damage control for other countries when the get BTFO.
>>68300366
The only ones who don't want them are the """""poosonalities"""" that are threatened by new blood being more interesting than them
>>68300321
>poncy private school shit
That's not what private schools are in australia mate. We still have based aussie banter culture in all facets of life.
Think about the way that the rich kid who is the captain of the football team is portrayed in american movies. That's the way australian private schools are. It's not limp-wristed, it's vicious conservative old money.
Gentleben, you here m8?
AMS is clearly here >>68300423
>>68300409
>literally top 5 in /rug/
'no'
>>68300423
I know. You're preaching to the choir, lad.
Speaking of choirs. ABs by 20.
Jeff, you here m8?
>>68299867
>>ABs vs Wales
Wales will put up a strong defence and stay in the game until the 70th min when Beauden Barrett scores a try from a favourable bounce. ABs by 10
>>Aus vs Englel
The most evenly matched teams and the game of the weekend I reckon. I'd tip Aus by a narrow 3 because home advantage.
>>Boks vs Ireland
Don't see the Ireland doing much against this SA team. Will likely lose by 3 tries
>>Canadia vs Anime
Would watch it just to see whether Japan can maintain their form and scrum strength without Eddie Jones at the helm
>>Argentina vs Italy
Argentina to comfortably defeat Italy, unless they act like retards and get two players red carded again
>>68300396
Have been here since around 2010 and only post occasionally, but every time I post here lately people accuse at least one of my posts as being statscunt or AMS
Does that count?
Right, I'm making a drink.
You guys good?
>>68300384
It's not played on the high school level in the US aside from a few Rugby meccas so everyone who played it here was at least smart enough to get into a University.
>>68300434
fair enough
still a rich cunt sport tho ay
>>68300452
Who do you think this is, you dumb cunt?
>>68300285
>>68300469
get me a white russian while you're up pham
>>68300466
What's your gimmick though?
Endgame?
No?
>>68300469
Get me a fresh one from the fridge mate
>>68300469
I'll take a Bud Light Watermelon-A-Rita please
>>68300510
Aaaah sorry broski., we're all out of girls drinks.
>>68300510
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
>>68300466
Same here. It's almost like the poosonalities can't tell each other apart
>>68300469
Can you heat up the leftover indian in my fridge pls lad. It's too hard to get a plate from the kitchen to the couch with these crutches.
>>68299867
Official (official) JUNE INTERNATIONALS SCORE PREDICTIONS
NEW ZEALAND 43 - 17 WALES
AUSTRALIA 22 - 7 ENGLAND
QUOTABOKS 12 - 12 IRELAND
CANADA 24 - 32 JAPAN
ARGENTINA 87 - 0 ITALY
Feel free to quote me on this shit
>>68300526
I don't know what that is so get fucked.
>>68300513
You'll have a scotch.
If you're not predicting a blowout you don't know shit about rugby and should KYS
>>68300557
>quotaboks
>not springbleks
Please learn the official nomenclature before posting in future thankyou.
>>68300461
I agree with it all. Haven't had a good look at the bok side 2bh. Have they been gimped with a quota or is that a meme?
>>68300461
>Wales will put up a strong defence and stay in the game until the 70th min when Beauden Barrett scores a try from a favourable bounce. ABs by 10
So basically what happened last time they played then?
>>68300554
I'd be more likely to give you a slap around the knee m8.
>>68300577
20 points.
Exactly what I was saying and AMS is all angry calling me a casual. Jesus fuck the state of this place.
>>68300570
Fair enough dealers choice
Nina you here m8?
>>68300469
Give us a San Miguel mate.
>>68300608
You are handsome and elite if you picked 20+, like I did.
>>68300557
You're going to enrage le post poodictions on muh superbru only guy
do Wales stand a chance lads?
>>68300570
>I don't know what that is so get fucked.
Bud Light Watermelon-A-Ritas are what we bait black-people snares with in our neighborhood watches
>>68300554
Why aren't you on Superbru?
Daniel you here m8?
>>68300618
I don't stock spic beer sry.
You'll take a scotch.
What time does Lotto close lads? Gonna get me a slice of that $14m.
>>68300622
they didn't. they picked 20 which is literally .5 over what the point spread is. Really daring call there guys.
>>68300512
Pointlessly long and autistic looking posts with no effort made towards tactful editing to save my own dignity on an anonymous vietnamese shadow puppetry forum, thereby conferring (in theory) an air of memetic nonchalance and concurrently serving to potentially negate any glaring mistakes I make with the ever present backup of merely pretending to hold those opinions look see here how ridiculously I wrote this no one in their right mind would '''''write'''' like this please I beg you don't take it so seriously geez guy calm down
>>68300469
bro can i rax a maverick
>>68300667
It closed at 7 when I worked at one
The Endlame, you here sis?
>>68300638
because tipping internationals is the fucking definition of a meme. It's the same teams playing each other for three weeks straight, and most of the games are straight up locks for the team that will win. It's literally going to be won by whoever is lucky enough to tip the minnow games (because no one knows any of the players and it is at best a guess based on previous form) and who manages to pick the one upset that happens in the major games.
Super it's about form going in to the game and the way the team's styles match up against each other. This is just pick the southern hemisphere team: the comp.
>>68300624
>do Wales stand a chance lads?
they run like their boots are full of coal. So slow. The only side slower are the Scots. Watching Wales vs Scotland is like watching sap run down a tree.
>>68300717
I watched my sap run down ur mum's tree trunk thighs lad.
>>68300717
Duncan Taylor, Tim Visser and Stuart Hogg are pretty rapid. From what I've seen it's more the Irish who run like they're on treacle except for Zebo.
>>68300714
>Super it's about form going in to the game and the way the team's styles match up against each other
With all the expansion teams in Super Rugby and the disparity in divisions it is just as easy to pick the winners especially if you guys aren't picking with the point spread.
Does anyone pick the SeaWolves, ever?
sunwolves, Sea Wolves are the unstoppable juggernaut known as the SUNY-Stonybrook Seawolves
>>68300766
There are regularly upsets in super rugby.
2 people picked Reds to beat the highlanders. I think I was the only person to pick Waratahs to beat the chiefs. Kings beat the Hags, Sunweebs picked up at least one win.
This international competition is fucking 3 weeks long. There are less games being played than in 3 weeks of super rugby. Which means that not only are most of the games going to be super easy to pick the winner, but that it also isn't long enough that it's worth your while to pick some speculative winners getting in to the later weeks of the competition when you need to make up points or you're going to lose.
No strategy, no knowledge required.
Frankly I can understand why so many /rug/ posters have been so interested in it.
>>68300714
Based Gentleben
Ticking you off the list then
Matt, you here m8?
>>68300452
Yeah lad just heading down to Shads now with me mates.
Reminder that if you actually post on 4chan while the game is on instead of enjoying it with your friends and family you should seriously just kill yourself. :)
>>68300871
Some fag said it measures your true worth
So we all picked up the challenge
>>68300898
True. My gf should be back soon with the takeout, I'm probably going to be out of here. I really hope no one posts when the game is on, that would be pathetic indeed!
>>68300871
>No strategy, no knowledge required.
the easy answer is to bet with the points spread but I was informed that's not how you boys roll down under.
As for the quality of Super Rugby you are preaching to the choir. If I DL a high def rip of a game and I want to see high quality action I'll usually pick Super Rugby. The premiership teams can get too defensive and the Top 14 teams only play hard at home. Pro12 isn't awful in terms of pure enjoyment from watching it.
So who's your country's biggest rival and/or bogey team?
>Scotland
Historically England. At the moment, probably the Welsh.
>>68301194
France.
>>68301221
we broke the curse lad
saffa is the only one now
>>68301231
Don't forget le Aussie rivalry xDDD
Honestly I would say we don't have any true rivalry. Whoever knocks us from the top spot will become the team we focus on
Reminder that I could literally beat the fuck out of every single one of you.
Wales New Zealand is going to be the first rugby game I watch live.
Is this a good game to start with?
>>68301231
You're not allowed to get done by Japan and be our rival tßh.
>>68301194
Canada is the US's biggest rival and our closest team in terms of talent, skill and ranking.
The US plays like shit when we play Uruguay for some reason. They actually lost to them a few months ago. They wouldn't have qualified for the WC if they hadn't won their home game in the home and away series before the WC.
>>68301328
>They wouldn't have qualified for the WC if they hadn't won their home game in the home and away series before the WC.
they meaning the USA iggles. squeaking into the WC.
>>68301301
doubt it
>>68301301
Every one of us, bar one.
>>68301315
It should be onesided
Aus v eng after should be a ""better"" game to watch as an unbiased spectator
>>68301301
You're even more insecure than original shitspouter.
>>68301315
It will show the difference between the play styles of Northern Hemisphere teams (albeit Wales' particular variant) and Southern Hemisphere teams so it's a pretty good start.
Eggland vs Australia would be better, and the Anime vs Spingbok match in the world cup would be the prime uncontested top tier option to be your first ever live match but that ship has sadly sailed
Also it's a Wales match not played in a stadium full of Welsh singers so it's already not as good as it could be
I have it on good authority that Anthony Boric has fucked Nina.
>>68301412
Who?
>>68301412
literally 'who' is this boric lad
>>68301412
Is that the lad that got her preggers?
>>68301412
is that pronouced an-thuh-knee or ant-hoe-knee
>>68301412
Who?
>>68300154
I barely go on /sp/ anymore, I'm on here for the first time in about a month right now.
>>68301590
Delusion: the post
>>68301412
get a pic of this Boric fella up lad
Holy shit Rob Waddell is a big rig.
>warriors win
cheeky tenner on wales lads
KEK, where did all the poonglish run away to?
Aww, did the big mean AusGODS bully you away again?
Poorpetually pooper poorturbed poonglish poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch.
>>68301434
>>68301435
>>68301452
>>68301453
>>68301461
The state of /rug/ not knowing a 32 cap All Black.
>>68301670
oh THAT anthony boric
should have been more specific mate
>>68301670
I'm literally /nrl/ m8 I just come here because this community is more alive than mine, and I enjoy Ninaposting.
Who is this semen demon doing the crowd pieces?
>>68301668
Sleeping off their hangovers probably. I've got a horrendous one right now and it's already nearly 3pm.
>>68301670
No I know him I'm not retarded. who is nina?
>It's a "pub puts on shit music until kickoff" episode
>>68301766
UGH MUM
#groanzone
stream for pre match?
i need to flog some spare tickets I have for the England vs Australia game in Sydney
wats the best way to sell them? i found this website called viagogo which seems decent. i could always just flog them on the day, but thats risky
>>68300085
>statscunt
>supporting Australia in ANYTHING
WEW
>>68300488
relatively speaking, but its still a sport for meatheads
>>68300236
who is she?
>Tfw I'm watching the NRL on my DVR stoned and eating taco truck
Watching Broncos/Raiders. This is pretty based. I want to try some Victoria Bitter now.
>>68301870
Lol no you don't
>>68301870
> getting stoned on your own
> POSTING about getting stoned on your own
woah mate youre cool can i be your friend?
>>68301194
England
Still SEEEETHING over 2003 though last years RWC makes up for it a fair bit
Eddie trying to invoke the cricket rivalry and Ashes is a bit sad though
>>68301896
what's wrong with getting high on your own
first time i took acid i dropped on my own
Not liking these meme NZ kick off times.
>>68301901
Why are you seething over 2003? It was a good contest which was ultimately won by the better team. It was quite an effort from you guys for even making the final.
Chiefs lads
Someone will fall for it.
When will they learn?
How based is Justin Marshall
We're going to get absolutely BTFO, it's not even funny.
>best players in their position in the world
>>68301982
He's unironically a piece of shit.
>>68301896
nah dude I just got home with my grub and I'm watching as I eat. I meantiomd that I'm stoned because I'm watching and enjoying it but probably shouldn't have mentioned it in the first place.
Taco truck is based though.
Just realised that New Zealand v Wales is about to start.
How much money should I put on New Zealand?
Who else hasn't washed their AB's jersey since the WC final lads?
>>68302024
What's the point? You're only going to make mere cents off of picking the ABs
AWJ on 100 cap watch
>>68302024
Bet the farm.
>>68302024
One weeks pay.
>>68302034
I could make a cool $80 if I put $1000 on them.
>>68302027
Here lad. Mine still smells like victory.
Did it lads.
>>68302024
Australia's GDP
>>68302092
lmao.
I will fuck myself with a rake if New Zealand lose.
I won't pussy out.
>>68302092
This has potential to be the greatest /rug/ meme of all time.
lel we lost to englands second team, how the fuck are we supposed to beat the ABs?
>>68302109
he's hedged us with that bet.
Either we win, as per usual, or we get to laugh at him about how much of a fucking idiot he is.
Anybody have a stream link with NZ coverage?
>>68302092
i hope >we lose just for the >you's
>>68302092
>risking $1000 for $80
retard
Jesus christ look at the gnashers on the welsh bird!
>GWLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
What did they mean by this?
>>68302137
>not being a degenerate
ISHYGDDT
>>68302092
making this bet once off makes absolutely zero sense
I can kind of understand if you are going all in with like $30,000 for a semi-substantial win but risking $1000 to win $80 seems like all risk and no reward
Get Kath out there.
>>68302108
>ffw the original guy never did deliver
2011 was some good shit, except for not having flags and having to guess who the australians were
lads
dese anthems tho
Who /onlysingtheEnglishpartoftheanthem/ here?
Who didn't stand up for ""the"" anthem lads?
>>68302108
>>68302157
I unironically made the original "fuck myself with a rake" post in the 2011 RWC
How the fuck did that stick for 5 years
>>68302189
kek you're the worst kind of person
>>68302153
I don't have the time to explain in detail, but trust me, by the end of this night that extra $80 will push me to over $3000 profit today.
reminder kaka is shit in maori
why is the all whites game trending for me and not the all blacks
>>68302202
Sucks to be Gillies Kaka then doesn't it.
http://www.allblacks.com/Player/Sevens/2260
based manlet leading the haka
>Not Kapa O Pango
kek they aren't even taking these Weelsh cucks seriously.
Link stream pls
>>68302153
>risk
lmao
haka is so through the motions these days
It must suck to play the All Blacks now that there's two Haka's - if you get the OG version it means that the AB's don't think you're a threat.
>its a barnes game
>>68302189
based cantabrian detected
>Wayne Barnes
Rev up those memes
whats the point of that stupid ooga booga nigger dance
>>68302228
Fox Sports 2 m8.
reminder that Ka Mate was composed when Te Rauparaha was staring at some fat pussy
i unironically want wales to win this series
Barnes and Ayoub. Almost a perfect storm of shit officiation.
>>68302230
well with odds of 1.08 you are betting on NZ beating Wales in this specific game 92.59% of the time.
I don't think that is the case
>>68302197
cuck
>refby
How the fuck wasn't he holding on there? Come on Barnes lad
>cunts whinging about the refs already
sort it out
>>68302251
Basically that world rugby let us do what we want
>pooden
How long until /boomfa/ lads?
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/sport-stream/rugby/new-zealand-vs-wales-live-stream-june-11
Anyone got an acestream link?
>There are "people" who unironically think Sopoaga shouldn't be the starting 10
Wales man down already
>Slightly high
He's literally about a foot off the turf Marshall you fucking retard.
>>68302258
I like kiwis but my family is from Wales who do I root for
>>68302297
1aa4f88b002e983c4f21377dc8988822a2b991f9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKx5HWhgKF0&feature=youtu.be
Found this
if you aren't a kiwi you should always root against the abs 2bh
>>68302312
Sheep.
soap would have landed that
RIP the all black boots. Looked cool while that lasted
>>68302312
Wales don't be a turncoat or bandwagoning fag
>>68302324
Basically.
The best result for rugby is for wales to get a gutsy win at Eden Park.
>>68302324
>rooting for england
baka
>>68302316
>1aa4f88b002e983c4f21377dc8988822a2b991f9
Check the link below you this one is better for me that the acestream one
>>68302309
>watching a stream with nz commentary
hang in there lads
Go NZ
Can someone photoshop Lima's face onto a bar of Dove so we can have a new meme please?
Im missing the game tttt. Im out at dinner with the gf and her mum then going to some jazz gig.
>>68302312
B S A
S
A
>>68302341
alright fair enough, you should also never root for england in any sport
>>68302350
And I thought I was a huge faggot.
>>68302332
>all those sheep shaggers I won't know from hundreds of years ago
Only one country that I'm dedicated to lad
