Let's get this series started, bros.
go Ms
in
Lets go Ms
>>68291824
You in Seattle?
Also go Rangers.
lineups you filthy apes
Go Ms
lets beat these rag dolls
ragners are good, m's need to sweep
>>68291963
north of seattle. are you in arlington?
>>68291981
>no Aoki
>Marte leadoff
>Martin back
I like the look of this a lot. Was actually thinking Marte should leadoff yesterday
great throw
>>68292054
Just north of DFW. I used to live about a 10 minute walk from what used to be the old Turnpike Stadium.
>>68292241
nice, do you get flooding there?
>>68292354
A few parts south and east of me had some road closures for a day and had some localized flooding.
Houston is what got fucked pretty hard.
>>68292490
>Houston is what got fucked pretty hard.
shit sucks m8. im still waiting for the big one up here to do me in
>3 hits given up already
Rockbear pls
damn this thread is empty. i already miss the /tribebros/
Nice to see Prince didn't completely forget what a hit looked like.
3 game hitting streak for Prince
Will he come back?
>>68292850
Too bad they couldn't take advantage so far.
Oh hey, this is the game of the day on MLB.TV...
DAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HO
HO LEE FUK
DAEEEEEEEEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DAAAAAAAAAAE
HOOOOOOOOOOOO
>A Fox News ad behind home plate
woooo easy DP
damn he jumped all over that
>>68293545
as long as their paying for the spot
aww crap
Rangers have been winning despite Mitch and Fielder. How good would they be if those two players actually played their best...
Simms wont shut the fuck up about Desmond's position change
he jinxed it fug
Throw more fastballs ffs
Crushed
Kuma no
rockbear pls
Odor and Mazara have similar stances.
ahhhh COME ON UMP
This ump
every
fucking
game
>>68293938
It's okay
Odor has no plate discipline so he'll get that strike back
batters need to get back to work
>>68294026
hits for the hit god
Robot umps when
I am tired of the bullshit
how does everyone feel about our draft picks?
>It's a Mariners get fucked by the umps episode
if they could get on base maybe we'll see some meme baserunning
>>68294146
not in our lifetimes I'm afraid
>>68294228
I dont follow the mlb draft much so I can't comment
>strike for the Mariners
>ball for rags
THIS
FUCKING
UMPIRE
HOLY SHIT
at least be consistent you piece of shit
>>68293931
I think Mazara and Profar are more similar.
>>68294228
I doubt any of them will make it in the majors
>>68294528
Seriously, fuck off Rags fan.
>>68294604
suck my dick first
>>68294528
not even lewis?
>>68294604
I feel so bad for Mariners fans.
>>68294228
hyped as fuck
glad they focused on college prospects rather than gamble on a bunch of high schoolers
Excited to see Lewis in action
>>68294687
m's are winning the series this year so dont worry too much
>>68294657
probably not
Kuma gettin a workout tonight
Holy shit this ump sucks
>>68294751
>glad they focused on college prospects rather than gamble on a bunch of high schoolers
i feel ya there
I'll take a walk
make it happen M's
>>68294687
I'll feel nothing when the Rags plateau.
>>68294754
I fear the Astros more than I fear your shit team.
DAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DAE
HO
LEE
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIITTTTTTT
DHL FUCK YES
DHL
get fukt
Dae Ho Lee is pretty good. He should just play in every spot on the lineup the rest of the mariners are garbage
DAE HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOO LEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK
HE DOES IT AGAIN
>Ball one called a strike
What the fuck is up with this ump?!
>>68295117
You feel nothing because you're dead inside from watching the M's suck ass for the entire 15 years of your life.
>>68295193
>rest of the mariners are garbage
lmao
Your AL OPY, ladies and gents, Dae-Ho Lee.
wew
>>68295193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmclgO6w0C0
hate this challenge shit
>>68295193
You might want to quit while you're behind, tripfag.
DAE Ken Griffey Jr?
Feels like he hits dingers every time he starts desu.
GETTY UP GONE
DINGERS ALL AROUND
>>68295193
oh my, giddy up bb
SEAGER!!!!!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU TIKI?
HERE'S YOUR FAVORITE FACE
Holland is boo boo im going to have to update the chart
CUMRAGS BTFO CUMRAGS BTFO CUMRAGS BTFO CUMRAGS BTFO CUMRAGS BTFO CUMRAGS BTFO CUMRAGS BTFO CUMRAGS BTFO CUMRAGS BTFO CUMRAGS BTFO CUMRAGS BTFO CUMRAGS BTFO CUMRAGS BTFO CUMRAGS BTFO
SEAGS
GIDDY UP
WAY TO GO SEAGS
>>68295223
Nah, I've just been pissed at incompetent general managers from 2004 to last year, but the year has been pretty exciting thus far. We'll see how the rest of the season goes...
>>68295571
Why do Kiwi's care about the M's? Are you from here?
>>68295193
Kyle "ranger killer" Seager
Seager is a waste of a roster spot.
>>68295193
I'll take the bait
1st in pitching
2nd in offense
>"""""""""garbage"""""""""
angLELs are so dumb for letting dipoto go
>>68295615
Underage b&
>>68295633
don't bully kiwi Mariners bro
he's been happily shitposting with us all season long
average PNW hipster gf to me when lads
>>68295633
Nah I just like baseball and Ms are my favourite team
>>68295732
sent
>>68295712
The fuck are you talking about? I've been around this site over eleven years.
i cant wait for AJ griffin to come back. Make holland a long relief guy
>>68295740
glad to have ya, lets put another shrimp on the barbay
>this middle of the order
how mad is Jack Z right now
>>68295957
>Dipoto incidentally achieved what Jackie Z wanted to do
>>68295732
after me pls
webm's coming up senpaitachi
>>68295880
Yea, and I'm moot. Summerfag.
>>68295902
I agree with you, but I think they'll put griffin in the pen
>>68296062
Thanks doc
>>68295880
try harder
KUMA IN CONTROL
>>68296106
Dude, I had watched the Ms prior to the 2004 season, I was just saying that's when things started going downhill. Bavasi in particular... what a hackfraud.
easy inning
Seattle now has an elite NFL, MLS, and MLB team.. NBA when?
>>68296385
sell the soccer team for a hockey team pls
>>68296318
12 year olds are not allowed on 4chan.
>>68296385
Wishing for the NBA in Seattle is the path to suffering. No mater how likely it sounds don't get your hopes up
>>68296385
>M's
>elite
Be patient, anon, not until they at least win the ALCS.
>>68296478
This. T-birds aren't even from Seattle anymore, they're from fuckin Kent of all places.
>>68296385
soon
Do you guys still even watch monkeydunk? Like I haven't watched any games of the finals this year at all. We have football and then it transitions into baseball which then transitions me into football again.
>>68296385
>Sounders
>Elite
they blow dick this season
>>68296655
I still watch the nba
>>68296655
>Do you guys still even watch monkeydunk?
no
>>68296655
Fuck no, I'm no cuck.
fuck yea, bartender warming up
time to open the tab
>>68296655
I literally can't watch apehoop because there are too many blacks in it.
do you guys like watching paxton or walker more
DHL dinger v.2
>>68296385
I would wait until your team does something good like back to bacj WS appearances and consistent Division winning before you call your team elite there, buddy
>>68297113
paxton is my least favorite to watch. that could be because he hardly pitches though
>>68297113
Too low of a sample size to really say.
>>68297113
Both are shit this year but when Walker is on point he's great.
Seattle be like: we're winning this one regular season home baseball game
I be like: yea...but how many superbowls do you have?
Go Rangers
Fuck Seatle
>>68297193
And yet you have the exact same number of World Series titles as >us, hoss
>>68297193
>good like back to bacj WS appearances
Is that what you tell yourself to drown out the one strike away memories?
>>68297333
What a quality post full of great insight
Putting that Texas education to good use
>>68297308
>Both are shit this year
>>68297333
y u heff 2 b mad
nasty k
Meh, at least Dallas/Arlington are white.
>>68297431
Can't really expect much from a Rags fan.
>Rags
rags go home
>manlets
lmao
>>68297499
BWAHAHAHA
what are you guys drinking tonight? pic related
nice drop
>>Dropped a flyball while trying to make it look casual
Who the fuck do you think you are, Cano?!
Why is Dirk so based? This got a shitload of BlueJay fans pissed
Its stuff like this that has made this German a Dallas icon, I love this man, he literally watches every game for every Dallas team, hes so loyal ;_;
>>68297632
Literally this.
>>68297630
YOU ARENT EVEN COUNTING THE 7 MILLION WHITE PEOPLE IN THE DALLAS SUBURBS, FUCK OFF
>>68297740
Love that shit mang
>>68297632
pepsi and water
>>68297762
Highland Park is like 99% white.
>>68297715
I think you're in the wrong thread senpai.
>>68297632
Based Vitamin R
>>68297740
>drinking meme hipster IPAs
*tips fedora*
Typical seattle resident lol
>>68297776
Yea man. I started drinking it mainly for the alcohol content, but now I legit enjoy it.
>>68297762
Straight from Wikipedia, take it up with them Paco
>>68297855
>Fat Tire being hipster
lel k
>>68297818
Thats Odor, a Rangers player you stupid faggot starbucks newfag seattle faggot
Probably some asian
>>68297855
You're fucking retarded. I'm born and raised in Dallas.
>>68297855
Enjoy your pisswater hick
crap
>>68297907
>stupid faggot starbucks newfag seattle faggot
kek
>>68297855
think we all know Rainier is the ultimate meme beer
>>68297878
CALL ME IN NOVEMBER WHEN TRUMP WINS TEXAS AND HILLARY DOMINATES WASHINGTON YOU FUCKING SEATTLE HIPSTER SACK OF SHIT
>late night games
REEEEEEEEEE. go M's
>>68297715
Dirk is a DFW Icon and will be for the rest of his life. Greateat ever.
>>68297907
I... think there's some medication for that Tourettes you have there.
>>68297972
Why so mad?
Oh right you live in Texass
>>68297972
You faggots voted for cruz. Washington voted trump try again.
>>68297972
there's no need to be upset
>>68298021
Fuck off, heroin addict.
>>68297914
Well youre a fuckin bandwagoner newbie because in 7 years of Dallas threads thats the first time I ever seen a Dallas fan drinking that gay beer.
PULL HIM NOW
>blue moon banner behind the plate
I don't even drink casually and that sounds real good right now.
Hold it together, Kuma.
>dingers everywhere
Dammit ;_; I'm missing this shit.
>>68298051
Cruz is more conservative and Trump got more votes in Texas, CALL ME WHEN TRUMP WINS HERE IN NOVEMBER AND HILLARY GETS 90% OF SEATTLE WASHITON VOTES
>>68298099
have you ever been to red robin?
they have a blue moon milkshake
it's god tier
>>68298024
Hey, I'm an M's fan now living in Texas. It's a pretty awesome state. People here are hella nice.
>>68298077
Sorry I moved on from Budweiser you poor piss water drinking bitch. I've been watching since the early 90's.
At least Dallas hasnt lost a superbowl in the last 2 years
>>68298160
Calm down sperglord. Hillary won't win Washington. It's full of butt mad bernouts. Okay, maybe she will.
>>68298221
ya gotta make it to lose it
still have the lead
who /doesn't drink beer/ here
>>68298162
>blue moon milkshake
dafuq? I'm assuming they use a vanilla ice cream base. Sounds good tho.
>>68298188
What kinda queer drinks beer for taste? Just move to Seattle or something, if you want a real tasty drink treat head to Starbucks for a $20 orange mocha frappuccino, gay queer.
>>68298285
What are you? Underaged?
>>68298285
Leave.
>>68298285
here
>>68298308
:^)
>>68298312
no
>>68298321
niice
>>68298285
I swear I didnt become borderline alcoholic until /sp/ posted what beer they were drinking every single gamethread for every sport.
>>68298304
I think you missed the post where I said I switched to Ranger for the alcohol content. I have a job that pays me enough that I don't have to drink shit beer. Sorry you don't.
>>68298339
I sometimes forget 4chan is full of 18-20 year olds
>>68298377
I wouldn't even date someone that young.
>>68298295
yes, it comes with an orange garnish too
its tasty as fuck with a burger and fries
>>68298304
I do. Alcoholism runs in the family so the very few times I do drink it better be worth my while
>>68298369
>switching beers after you make a little bit of money
Lmaoooooo yuppie queer
>>68298285
30 and never drank. I feel no need to. I enjoy life just fine so why cause deliberate brain and liver damage?
>>68298354
gotta try em all
>>68298377
me2 desu
>>68298400
why, you gay?
Gotta go after this innings
Hopefully we secure the series win tomorrow M bros
>>68298403
Burger and fries, i want some burgers and fries
>>68298415
Your envy is showing.
>>68298404
>alcholism runs in muh family
This is the gayest meme, alcohol is addictive, it RUNS IN EVERY FUCKIN FAMILY
fuckin fags ITT, wheres Tiki? Wheres Zangief? Wheres all the non gay Dallas fans?
Totally forgot the Kaiser pitches for Texass now.
>>68298430
Maturity isn't there that young.
>>68298470
Well, I'm an M's fan living in Texas. Does that count? I live in Odessa (beanerville)
>>68298417
>I enjoy life just fine
i feel ya
>>68298462
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BUY $20 6 pack queer hipster beer when I can spend $2.50 on a steel reserve 40 and get just as drunk? Fuckin fag. If baby wants a tasty drink go drink mommies milk or a dr pepper
>>68298553
>dr pepper
worst soda pop
>>68298553
>211
Haven't had that shit in long time. Think I'll buy some for my birthday.
>>68298512
Well well well I just happen to be in San Angelo for summer, meet me.
>>68298553
Dude you're so mad right now. Go suck off a cowboy maybe you'll feel better.
>>68298589
>soda pop
>>68298553
Actually it's about $20 for a 12 pack.
Why would I buy shit if I can afford nicer stuff? Same reason why I don't buy shit weed, poorfag.
>>68298589
amen
>>68298553
I've been told dr pepper flattens really fast
>>68298613
sorry i dont call everything coke
>>68298604
Awww seahawk queer mad his team already peaked and the Cowboys just won the draft of a lifetime?
>>68298646
its soda dummy
>>68298631
>20 for a 12 pack
Smdhtbqhwyfam. Quit being a snob and spend 20 for a 30 rack
>>68298665
soda pop
>>68298589
whoa dude don't say thing you'll end uo regretting
>>68298686
why the fuck do you care what beer strangers on the internet drink?
what kind of person worries over this?
>>68298660
I don't watch foosball.
>>68298646
Nobody does that. I've lived in the south my entire life and the only thing people call Coke is Coca Cola. It's soda
>>68298660
lol you wanna lick ezekiel elliot's abdominals dont you
>>68298660
You smoking some good shit or what? Wilson just started to get better and the defense is about the same if not better. Meanwhile Romo is getting older and more broken
>>68298631
Lmaoooo thats cheap garbage beer too, $20 for a 12 pack, oh man why would you post a pic of that bragging? Man you must be poor if you think thats expensive ha ha
>>68298686
Explain why I should settle for lesser quality stuff. I make money so I spend money.
Is this finally our year?
>>68298702
dr pepper is crap
>>68298718
soda pop is how i say it
>>68298712
>what stranger on 4chan criticizes others for random shit?
Everyone on 4chan that isn't a complete newfag?
>>68298701
wrong
>>68298719
you know it, armenia
>>68298737
No, idk why everyone pretended he was shredded in that draft day outfit, you could barely see his abs
However he will win rookie of the year and break the all time rushing record, as a rookie
>>68298759
You drink to get drunk. Not savor the taste. You really are a fag, huh?
>>68298719
>>68298762
I dont think any year is Armenias year
>>68298825
Drug addict.
>>68298785
says who
nice hustle by cano tbqh
>>68298779
DELETE THIS
>>68298825
Fucking christ, you're making me ashamed of the Texas education system. I drink it for the alcohol content.
>>68298811
that would be dandy :^)
>the wave
>>68298866
More beers=more alcohol
>>68298921
holy shit youre stupid
>>68298921
Or I could consume less beers and get just as drunk. What aren't you understanding?