Newcastle Knights vs New Zealand Warriors.
Game starts at 3:00PM AEST at Hunter Stadium.
Parramatta Eels vs Gold Coast Titans.
Game starts at 5:30PM AEST at TIO Stadium.
Sydney Roosters vs Melbourne Storm.
Game starts at 7:30PM AEST at Allianz Stadium.
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this thread is absolute diabolical
>>68290636
Brendan Elliot on hat-trick watch.
Based Nathan Brown lads
People just can't handle when someone actually plays tough in this league full of faggots who dive for penalties
>>68292813
Nathan Brown is a coach m8
What bet would you make if you had $1000 in your betting account and needed to make another $700 by Monday?
goot literally range banned russia, hence why 4chan was down, lads
>the city of anyone who captained Surgess
>>68292935
Warriors into Storm m8.
>>68293235
What did Russia do this time?
Tipped the Warriors lads.
Keep in mind I'm 0/2 so far this round.
Am I b&?
>>68294749
Thanks for letting me know. Now I can change to the Knights.
>>68292813
He's shit and cost his team a victory last week and gave away two free points this week. He's done nothing worth talking about beyond his fuck ups.
Just borrowed Don Quixote from the library lads.
>>68295188
>>68295422
Nice. Check em for me
>>68295422
did they have WalkBro's biography?
>>68295573
Of course not, all 5 copies had already been borrowed. That book is in too high demand.
>>68295573
They have the bible in most libraries lad
I fucking hate wogs lads
Foxtel
How do I go about buying Foxtel from New Zealand? I won't be able to use it but I don't want people to think I am a loser so I need to buy it.
>>68298313
>not already having it
You ARE already a fucking loser
>>68298436
I'm ready to become a better man in all aspects of life and it starts with Foxtel. You can't stop me.
>captain surgess
>poosterman doesnt even own surgess
i could lose to a complete casual wtf lmao
Good Afternoon Dead Community!
Captained Johnson lads
>>68299796
He'll tear his ACL.
>>68299796
LITERALLY no
How many literal who halves have the Knights used this year?
>dodopeea
>>68299882
>not d'ohd'ohpeea
Anyone elses stream god awful quality? Looks like 240p on the 720p setting
>inb4 foxtel
>>68299860
3 I think
Sick of this obstruction rule. How the fuck is this an obstruction?
>>68299796
A shit load of us did.
Mine is good pham
>>68300010
It's looking slightly better now.
we want 50 desu
Are the Warriors fucking BACK lads?
>the state of this team
3/3 lads
WHY are the Knights SO shit bros?
Do you think Newcastle go into their games with a positive "we're going to win" attitude or a defeatist "why even bother" attitude?
>>68300136
Mostly Wayne Bennett, Matt Gidley and Tinkler ft Michael Hagan
>mfw it's another 0-60 at home episode
>>68300126
>tfw keep falling for the Souths meme
gotta stop desu
>>68300147
thats probably why so many rookies are being blooded, they are hungry to play first grade instead of defeatism
>>68300159
>tfw you tip against them next week and they win
Captaining Shaun Johnson will prove to be worse than captaining Sam Burgess.
>Corey Parker
>pooriors
Are the Knights, dare I say it, back?
I don't know why I keep tipping the Warriors.
Gagai hugging him like his life depends on that try. Poor Gagai.
werkwerkwerkwerkwerkwerkwerkwerkwerkwerkwerkwerk
is it, dare I say it, an elite song?
>Jeremy Smith is 36.
>Some knights players are 19
>Playing with someone nearly 20 years your senior
I think that'd be weird desu
BASED MANU LADS
Knights are dogshit
Will James Tedesco, dare I say it, play Origin?
Just watch the Warriors chuck on another 30 points.
Shaun Johnson won't crack 20 points in sc.
>>68300304
Has anyone ever played with or against their own son?
>>68300340
>mfw at least my opponent also C'd him
>>68300362
jealous poster spotted
BASED
FUCKING
COGGER
What the fuck are the Warriors doing?
>you now remember Trent Hodkinson played Origin
Kek.
KEK.
>Brandon Elliot was an absolute shit cunt at the Roosters
>Already elite at Newcastle
Why do the Poosters just hold so many players back bros?
>mapoo
Anyone ever thought Hodkinson looks like Locklyn Munro?
>>68300441
Can only play 17 at a time pham.
All Warriors need to do is win by over 8 and Knights are -300 F/A.
>>68300502
Warriors won't even win.
lolo should have passed desu
>>68300454
Yes but I never knew what his name was, I just referred to him as “that guy from white chicks”
>>68300535
And Scary Movie. Pops up in random TV shows every now and then.
>>68300532
Greedy coconut mentality. Based intelligent white man won in the end.
>>68300535
He's that guy who had small roles on Weeds and Smallville to me.
Embarrassing.
>>68300604
Baptiste has a beard now, he looks like a lumberjack.
>>68300639
Yeah couldn't find any of Gyllenhaal bald with a beard. For some reason I think he looks like him.
>>68300653
>>68300639
Baptiste looks like a dwarf (the fantasy kind, not the actual real life kind)
>>68300692
kek
>Going for goal
Wayne doesn't coach you anymore guys
>>68300705
Not to mention they're behind. Who the fuck takes the two when they're behind unless to make the game tied up.
>>68300728
You're going to be embarrassed as fuck when GOATcastle win by 2.
>>68300765
You're delusional lad.
Shaun Johnshit is a fucking embarrassment
SJ will score a hatty in the second half
>>68300789
I'm 2/2 so far and I'm in the top 3 of our tipping comp.
Newcastle WILL win.
>>68300829
Did you actually tip Newcastle?
Shaun Johnson only needs 2 more sc points to be a better captain option than surgess.
>>68300853
>surgess
I don't even use SC but he's been awful all year.
>>68300883
Well if you did use sc you would know he's been one of the best players in it.
Shit players in real life can occasionally be elite sc players.
>>68300883
he's still been great in SC
>tfw your calluses are so hard that you've cut yourself on them.
>>68300917
>Not having 100% silky smooth and soft skin
>Pauli x2 0 (Zero) points
Ree
>>68300883
highest average in sc
highest dropball count of forwards irl
>>68300914
>>68300912
I thought points were based on how well a player performs?
>>68300932
Lifting weights all the time fucks up your hands.
>>68300969
Attacking stats and offloads are weighted more than errors and penaties.
>>68300969
They're based on pure stats, tackles, tries, offload etc
>no penalty despite driving him back 10m after being called held.
If you had to pick an English Super League team to support, which team would you pick?
>>68301032
dragons
>>68300989
>>68300990
thanks
Lol that was clearly played at
>>68301032
Warrington
cunts, i really like this NRL shit
would like to follow a real hard cunt dickhead fuck off we're full team
who are my boys?
no sissy Melbourne shit
>>68301068
Cronulla
>>68301032
Castleford
Meme‘tautita has been playing really well this season
>>68301068
sharks
>>68301068
Warriors
Thurston LTD, your petroleum professionals
>>68301068
PLEASE
>>68301068
BIG
Based.
Johnathan Thurston, doctor of infrastructure
>tfw no qt3.14 Fusitua in my SC
Are Sharks capable of making the grand final this year?
>inb4 chokers
>>68301218
No.
I don't believe they have the coach nor the mental capacity to make it far in the finals.
They'll make the top 4, but probably out in straight sets.
Either that or lose in a preliminary.
>>68301068
based joshy
>>68301253
You're in for a shock buddy. Based Cronulla are going all the way to the GF.
>>68301253
You think they'll drop from the top?
>>68301269
Flanagan has shown that he doesn't really have any elite tactics and can't change gameplans on the fly.
When other coaches are changing tactics in the finals and his team stagnates, they will get exposed.
FusiGOATa
Can he get 5 lads?
Why isn't Johnson taking this kick?
>>68301302
>he doesn't really have any elite tactics and can't change gameplans on the fly.
Fair point. From what I see they mostly rely on their big forwards and generally quick draw passes to get over. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
>warriors btfo knights
>sj still going shit in sc
>Trying to analyse Flanno's tactics
Kek. I know for a fact that he is holding the team back to keep them under the radar.
He has been developing a revolutionary new strategy that will redefine rugby league. He isn't ready to unveil it until the Sharks make the GF though.
You'll have to wait to see it.
This commentator is really pissing me off
When he said "tick" for the sixth time I was close to putting my foot up my own ass
>memeo
>>68301371
kek
>>68301383
arse*
>Roosters reserve grader is Newcastle's best player
cheeky last touch assist lads
Why is Johnson off the field?
Hope his injury isn't serious.
Literally all of my SC players are shitting the bed this week lads
>>68301454
corked quad
After the next round of trades my team will be complete, with 14 trades left to cover for injuries.
My team will be an unstoppable juggernaut and won't lose another game this season.
>mfw next game is Eels-Titans
Poor Memo. That was a good effort.
>>68301500
>not wanting to see if based titans can maintain the rage and stay in the 8
>>68301500
It'll be a good game lad.
Newcastle should be fucking dropped from the nrl. This is a disgrace.
>>68301568
Bring back the Bears desu
>>68301574
Even if you're bottom of the table you shouldn't be this piss poor. Rookie players or not.
>>68301568
Won't happen, Newcastle gets too many people turning up to games for NRL bosses to care how badly they perform.
>>68301620
fucking loyal cunts
>>68301636
Don't worry, the Knights are playing bad enough that even they'll start to give up by the end of the year.
After the Knights continue to be a joke next year we might see some reviews of clubs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ84wIjGrjM
Konny is fucking BACK lads
Will you be watching the Wallabies test tonight on channel 10, or on based Foxtel?
>>68301773
I'll be watching the based Swans lad.
Knights need to fire whoever is handling their signings
Barnett was a fucking joke and Elliot defended like paper
>swans
>based
>>68301786
Barnett LITERALLY destroyed Nathan Brown in an U20s game a few years ago. Given that Nathan Brown is already one of the best front rowers in the game, I think it's fair to say Barnett will be elite
>>68301800
We're literally winning the hip this year lid
the cutters got up lads yew
>>68301841
>watching the Qld Cup
>>68301813
lmao
>>68301877
The Big Strong NSW Cup m8.
>>68301773
I don't have fox because I'm not a poor cunt who wastes his money.
I just want to see Ali Lauitiiti play one first grade game this year
>>68301807
I don't think it's fair to say anything because almost every new signing or call up has the same thing said about them.
What the Knights need are players who are good now, because these young blokes won't be anything if they stay in the current cesspool.
>he isn't on Fox Sports 2 right now watching the All Blacks
KEK
>2 biggest faggot teams in the league playing against each other
Almost tempted to watch the Ball Sacks. Almost.
>>68302172
>implying this game won't be great.
Beau Scott and that other cunt just touched the referees lads
>>68302172
I'm watching them and put 1k on them to win
Just walked down to the supermarket lads. I could have driven because I have a car and am not a pathetic poorfag like all the plebs in this "poomunity" but instead I decided to pay homage to walkbro
Is Taylor and Elgey the next GOAT halves pairing?
>>68302372
>tfw you've actually seen people in real life so addicted to their smartphones they stare at their screen the entire time they're going for a walk
I was walking behind a girl once and she was just texting away the entire time she was "exercising".
>>68302413
>tfw no people to text
>>68302444
I'm sure you do lad.
lmao
will Newcastle win another game or were the Eels their best chance
>>68302517
they will unironically beat the lebdogs
Good evening Ausfailian Cuckby Yawngue bogans. I trust you will be watching Basedabies v England tonight, in anticipation of shitposting and bragging rights against England.
Trust me, you won't want to miss England losing to YOUR brave Basedabies. England have hyped themselves up yet again after their poorthern haemorrhoidesphere win.
>>68302570
didn't even realise there was a yawnion "test" "match" on
You lads just missed TWO amazing All Blacks tries.
>>68302570
>someone wasted their time putting this together with all of their internet phrases shoved in
What's this refs name? The middle aged older guy.
the Eels have been awful since they got under the cap
>More Titans refball
I told you last week about this lads
>mfw Hayne re-signs with the Eels for the league-minimum and wins them the hip
First for Eels
>>68302675
>under the cap
pic related
4/4 lads
not a clean grounding
>tipped eels
FUCK. I thought I tipped GC.
Is Gavin Badger the best ref?
>unironically running into the post
Kek.
KEK.
>>68302804
I legit thought he choked on that.
>momentum got him to the try line
looks like "the tryline" hurt a bit
>Melbourne will be on top after tonight
F/A's will get them in top place. Cowboys/Sharks will be too close.
>>68302861
they are STILL under the radar
>>68302875
but they don't have Billy Slater so they are dun
>>68302875
Legit though. No one is talking about them.
It's amazing how much of a difference a converted try can make. They could be equal now if titans didn't have a shit kicker.
This feels like it was written by a rabid fan or something
>>68290636
Did Newcastle win?
>>68303110
50-16 to the Warriors.
>>68303121
Thanks pham. Why is Newcastle so bad holy hell
Roosters are BACK lads
Don't sleep on them tonight
How much do the referees get paid per year?
>>68303330
I was a club rugby ref in Sydney and I was on $150 a match.
I spoke to a few Super Rugby refs and they were on between 25-50k for the season
>>68303399
That doesn't seem like a lot really. I thought it'd be way more than that for A grade.
>>68303399
Fuckin rich cunts in my /nrl/ go watch foxtel
>>68303413
NRL guys would be making 50-100k a year I would guess
Should be double that at least imo
>Latrell Mitchell is playing
Fucking cunt why didn't they say so yesterday
>>68303482
well if they did their job better and didn't rely on the bunker as much, they should earn more. But they don't. So they get paid shit/
>>68303510
maybe they are shit because they aren't paid enough
fuck this Knights team is bad. They're conceding just over 35 points a game on average, which when adjusted for a 24 game regular season comes out to 841 points
>>68303505
non-supercoach who traded him out detected
COME ON TITANS
You cunts
fucking dumb coconuts
I like this referee
Seems like a bro
titan fucking shits
>>68303592
Badger seems like the fairest
>/afl/ has nearly DOUBLE the posters AND posts of /nrl/
/afl/ on muscular and elite watch
/nrl/ on shit and irrelevant watch
>>68301511
>>68303582
>>68303644
>>68303717
this community is dying, just like my will to live
>>68303717
ever since Matt committed suicide this place has never been the same. He was our lynchpin and demagogue
>>68303858
>windows 10
>based
>>68303858
Isn't it free?
Final Ladder Prediction
1. Sharks
2. Storm
3. Cowboys
4. Broncos
5. Raiders
6. Warriors
7. Bulldogs
8. Panthers
9. Dragons
10. Titans
11. Roosters
12. Tigers
13. Rabbitohs
14. Sea Eagles
15. Eels
16. Knights
>>68303987
>top 5 won't change at all from now
righto mate
>>68303978
I've got a Macbook.
>>68303987
>Roosters not top 8
holy fucking casual
lads will the aus vs eng game be on normal telly?
inb4 foxtel
>>68304013
>thinking the top 5 aren't head and shoulders above the rest of the league right now
KEK
E
K
>>68304022
>Roosters
KEK
E
K
>>68304032
It's on channel 10.
>>68304032
it's on foxtel
based Pulver locking out mainstream plebs
>>68303987
>Warriors that high
>Dragons that low
>>68303987
>no Dragons in the 8
>easiest run home
>don't leave NSW again for the rest of the season
>get gifted Cowboys and Storm in Origin depleted weeks
IT'S HAPPENING
based Bræith
>>68304094
>implying they'll capitalise on any of that
>warriors are unironically top 8
>>68304094
>tfw the Dragons come 8th again
How the FUCK do they do it bros?
Roosters are going to shock everybody, considering putting some money on them
Daily /rug/minder that the Test match starts @ 8
>>68304046
thanks lad
has anyone noticed how lockys voice has gotten better over the past year?
Roosters 13+
Kek.
>poopou
KEK.
lmfao fucking Tupou
Korobeite is better than Vunivatu desu
>>68304233
He said the year after he retired that he planned to have surgery to get it fixed
that was unexpected
Handsome, Muscular Munster line break assist.
>>68304388
I would suck his balls if he asked me to tbs
>>68304406
tbs?
>>68304423
To be sincere
