Do you think he'll reach 2800 soon?
Gridcarvings is not a fucking sport, Sondre.
>>68286167
>Gridcarvings
Need to work on your meme names there buddy
>>68286264
Autismthink?
Why is it always a Norwegian that makes these threads?
>>68286264
second best I came up with was squarewood :(
>>68286327
>not knowing that magnus carlsen browses /sp/
>>68286294
chess players are not generally weird autists
>>68286393
t. butthurt chess player
I think he will not reach a good posture in his lifetime.
>>68286393
>chess players are not generally weird autists
>>68286478
not the pro ones. The ones you bully in school are, and deserve it
>>68286264
White supremacy
>>68286513
That's actually decent
>>68286513
It's amusing because there are no black players anywhere near the world elite.
>>68286167
Is Kingpunch a sport?
>>68286609
isn't the table supposed to be outside the ring?
>>68286852
It's not only entertaining, but also a way to learn, especially for very decent players such as yourself.
>>68286080
Hey /sp-fags,
My name is Vachier, and I hate every single pawn like you. All of you are fat, retarded goym who spend every second of your life chatting shit at a noble brain games. You are everything inferior in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a stalemate with a rook on h8? I mean... I swear it's fun making fun of people because of your own low IQ levels, but you all take to a new level, lowest than every bad elucubration in whole human history. This is even worse than jerking off to videos on blacked.
Don't be a loser. Just latvian gambit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much unattackable. I won my under8 championship in 1997, and think that Caruana's a fag. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have won unnumerable plays (I just won one; SHIT was SO cash). You are all Untermenschen who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for following my wins.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitches
>>68286987
Is that scene any good?
>>68287878
Do you think Julio Granda Zuniga will reach 2700 anytime soon?
>>68288032
I haven't followed chess these past few years. I don't know how Granda has been doing, but I'd bet he's still flopping every now and then. Maybe Elo ratings have inflated so much that he'll reach that mark soon.
>>68286264
>This is a top """""""""Swedish""""""""" chess grandmaster.
>>68288331
He's 2699 now. I remember his performance at the 2013 World Cup, when he knocked out both Peter Leko and Anish Giri.
>>68288433
I imagine his current rating has more to do with Elo inflation than with anything else. I had no idea he'd knocked out those two; it must have been really nice to ride that hype train.
>>68286506
Hikaru Nakamura
Pure autism in every interview I see
It was indeed a hype train. It took Caruana to stop him. As for the rating, I think it has more to do with the fact that he's working more seriously on chess now than he did in his youth, and he recently gained a lot of points in an open tournament in which he dominated.
>>68288674
Well, it'd be nice if he started gitting gud, but I've heard that story before. It was in 2007/8 I think; some people started talking about Granda taking chess more seriously than before, getting funding from some company, and so on. Maybe I'll hear good things about him soon.
>>68286167
>>68286294
chess = autismgrid
solved your problem
>>68286327
Because it's literally Carlsen that makes these threads. Watch a video of him losing to he how autistic he actually is, and it will all make sense.
>>68286609
shit now I have to watch this
>>68289034
Yes....
YES
>>68288977
He was always good, but I think he's pretty much the only modern player who became a Grandmaster without knowing vast amounts of opening theory. To this day, he's still one of the least theoretical players, but he's also pushing 50. I don't think he will be considerably better than he is now, but at least you have some up-and-coming players (Emilio Cordova, Jorge Cori) who can take up his legacy.
We have a player here in Norway, Simen Agdestein, who has a similar place in our history. He's born the same year as Granda Zuniga, was Norway's first Grandmaster, ranked in the top 20 around 1990 and can still hold his own against the best players of the world.
>>68288396
He's got a swedish look about him iibqph
>vachier
>va chier
Is Autismgrid an sport?
>>68286513
the only americans in the top 10 are chinks if I'm not mistaken.
>>68289191
He's one of the big guys.
Whats the rarest flag you've acquired lads?
>>68289228
4u, chess enthusiast
>>68289312
Which reminds me, can you point out GM Pavel Eljanov in this group of 2650+ players?
>>68289163
I remember Agdestein's name from watching his games against Carlsen. A few days ago I found out Emilio just won the Continental Championship in America, which is great for him, though I don't know how well he'll perform against Eurofriends.
Wojtkiewicz was more talented than anyone mentioned in this thread.
Fuckin' alcohol.
ok i dont give a fuck about chess but i would like to see some autismo on a interview
Jonny is GOAT
>rating humans
>>68289376
Agdestein scored seven draws and two losses (spoiling very good positions against Karjakin and Grischuk) at the 2014 edition of Norway Chess. His two losses came in the last two rounds, against Veselin Topalov (against whom he would get his revenge at the European Club Cup later that year) and Magnus Carlsen.
If Cori, Cordova and Cruz are in good form, you're going to have the best team in South America by a significant margin. The level in Europe is obviously higher, but 2600 is 2600. It would be nice to see Peru perform well at the Olympiad in Baku later this year.
>>68286951
you forgot the pic Übermensch.
otherwise, nice copy pasta.
>>68289402
Who?
>>68289465
There are many interesting interviews on his Youtube channel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aEhXqgPEAs
>tfw you have a family member who's a chess player and you grew up with weird autistic chess players at your house all the damn time
Let me tell you, chess players are fucking /weird/. Unfortunately, it's not possible to really make a living at it unless you're, like, top 20 in the world, so they're also often pretty sad.
>>68289611
You don't know about Wojo? Guy was a beast, except for the fact that he could never get away from the bottle. Utter waste of talent.
>>68289547
Right, those four would be a fun olympiad's team to watch. Thanks for letting me know it was going to be this year. I might end up following those games.
should we unite our forces to have a daily chess bread?
you know, just to piss off the """""real""""" /sp/ortsmen.
>>68286080
look at those eyes. dead fucking eyes.
Chess is for autists lmao get a life u nerds :D
>>68289465
Here's an interview with Evan O'Dorney. He's not really a chess player, but he won the Scripps National Spelling Bee and the Intel Science Talent Search(the nation's most prestigious scholarship worth $100,000). You LITERALLY cannot find a more autistic human than this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRZNQ06kWyc
>>68289656
I was not very familiar with that player, no. Thank you for pointing him out for me.
>>68289686
I think it is mildly amusing that C, C and C would have been the top three Peruvian players, had it not been for a man twice their age.
>>68289748
He's 13. David Navara was in his late twenties when he played at the 2013 World Cup, from which I have so many fond memories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwmIrxsOFX0
>>68289611
That lad is nervous as fuck around the girl
>>68289748
>That start of the interview
kek
>this one NorBro who always makes chess threads
Based
>>68289748
>homeschooled
why people do this?
>>68289885
>Norway flag
>fond memories of 2013 WC
How many more times will Naka have to get demolished by Carlsen before he commits sudoku?
>>68290180
Recently, there have been many occasions where Nakamura has had no particular problems with holding Carlsen to a draw, and I remember at least two games where Carlsen was in major trouble against Nakamura (St. Louis 2013, Zurich 2014). Nakamura just can't seem to win, but I think that the problem is at least partially psychological. If and when Nakamura scores a classical win, I believe things might be easier for the American.
>>68290179
I was there. The tournament was played in my home town.
>>68286393
that is incorrect
>>68286393
>chess players are not generally weird autists
>>68290837
the jews drove him mad
>a qt 3.14 chess slut will never finger your asshole
>>68286361
Magnus is in France right now
>>68291029
OP killed our hopes anyway when he revealed he's from Tromso.
>>68290980
>you will never relieve the stress of an intense draw with your average sized cock
>>68291234
those nipples
>>68291234
is skripchenko the goat?
>>68292004
Regarding female chess players, Judit Polgar is the GOAT. There can be no question about it.
>>68292147
used to be qt but then went downhill
>>68292300
>>68292508
if we are talking ELO, sure she was easily the best female player ever.
>>68292725
I thought we were talking about playing strength, for which rating numbers are probably the best measure.
>Chess
>Sports
>>68292819
kek no, I wasn't.
>>68292885
>american
>chess
shouldn't you be watching the Finals eating your pizza?
>>68289216
Caruana is white.
>>68288596
He's Japanese though. Every Japanese male has some autism in them.
>>68287878
All Noelle scenes are good
>>68293165
I can see the point of her playing d2-e3 in a porn movie- girl about to be 'punished' by the bald 'sadist'
I can also appreciate that they misplaced the board - for some reason they always do this in movies.
but black's clock ticking on white's move?
we have a real masterpiece here, i'm sure the ensuing threesome is epic.
>>68292300
>>68292004
>>68291234
>>68290980
nah nerds, Alisa Melekhina is objectively the best chess waifu
>2304 FIDE rating
>clasically trained ballerina
>graduated college in two years with Philosophy degree
>works as a lawyer in NYC and plays high level chess on the side
>published an English translation of The Frog Princess from Russian when she was 8
>cute af
>>68294660
my bad, the clock is fine (apart from the slight discrepancy in their time)
>>68294796
moar
>>68294895
>board is backward
>black moved first
wtf lad
>h-hey grease, did you want to play with me?
>>68286393
>chess players are not generally weird autists
>chess players are not generally weird autists
>a chess thread has almost 100 replies
how?
>>68298910
92
>>68289374
>Wei Yi at the top
based
