USA flags only.
get in here ameribros. it's airing on ESPN2 right now.
/balt/
Fuck you
y'all are fat mufuggas
farts
Who at /work/ here?
Does France still have that turbomanlet from the WC?
>>68275978
Got a stream ameribro?
I'm bored and in the mood to give this semen slurping sport another shot.
>>68275978
JOSE CAN YOU SEE
>>68275978
>>68275978
3rd for 3rd polish republic
hello
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
American living in Germany, can I post here?
Fuck Europe
God speed Burgerbro, this is the best idea for keeping stupid people out of the real thread
How long until the niggas in Paris start going gorillas?
>military flyover
>mfw yuro soccer tournaments are becoming more americanized by the minute
>getting bumped to espn2 because of a funeral
Remember Britbong?
>>68275978
/indiana/ reporting in
>>68276196
Their culture is under attack from all sides
Soccer should have a faceoff or a jump ball or something
>>68276208
It was still better than this shite, stop trying to deflect
>>68276166
delete
nth for Vietnamese rice farmers
hey gang, fellow american here, im on 'holiday' over here in jolly old england!
>tfw ESPN does soccer a million times better than FS1/FOX
>tfw FOX is going to butcher the 2018 and 2022 world cups
J U S T
hey gang, fellow american here, im on 'holiday' over here in jolly old canada!
>6 black guys
>France
>>68276328
>Soccer on anything other than NBCSN
>>68276068
>>68276073
>>68276085
>>68276094
>>68276102
>>68276118
>>68276129
>>68276143
>>68276163
>>68276166
>>68276208
>>68276239
>>68276253
>>68276278
>>68276281
>>68276349
>>68276364
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>France
The romanians should be nicknamed the litearlly whos
how the fuck do you miss that
>>68276426
Oi, calm down son, or i'll give you a cheeky slap.
who is this faggot old man announcer
>>68276364
>russia
>>68276630
he's based, stfu
>>68276419
nbcsn does great with the EPL. espn does great with international tournaments.
>>68276630
Kys
this thread wont make it to the 3rd quarter
is Taylor Twillypenis the worst color man of all time?
>>68276897
Underaged kiddo detected
there are more ISIS fighters in france than romania
everyone should be rooting for romania
>>68276900
Most everyone loses interest after the 7th inning anyway
>>68275978
Why should we bother watching this shit?
Holy fuck. Does France only have one white person on the team?
>>68276951
U thought, nicca
>>68276959
Because there's nothing worth blowing up in Romania
>ISIS TERRORISTS ATTACK POTATO FARM AND GYPSY CARAVAN IN BUCHAREST
>>68276651
>Canada
>>68276098
Here, cheeky stream going
>>68277019
we're getting there
who here put a cheeky fiver on this game getting suspended due to islam?
taylor twellman and alexis lalas are the fucking worst
>>68277246
lalas isn't covering this tournament
we'll have to deal with him later tonight in copa america
fuck
>>68277019
>France
>white
>>68277509
Literally why are you still here?
Crashing this thread
France looking decent.
>>68277571
To annoy you.
>>68277621
ho chi minh is a son of a bitch
gib green card
>>68277658
Cheeky
this is so fucking boring
>>68277708
Not a chance, Ahmed
>>68277670
Go on. I didn't like him either.
>>68277621
Praise Ho Chi Minh, if only your country would still be a pure socialist state
shitpost
>>68277728
Go watch the sweaty fat men with tight pants hug each to the ground, Cletus
who here /NEET/
>>68277833
Please be constructive ITT
>20 minutes
>still 0-0
There was a girl I went to high school with from Romania. Her face was busted af but her body was ridiculous. She also kinda gave off the vibe like she'd fuck you, but that might've just been a yuro thing
Wish I remembered her name so I could stalk her
>>68277900
I constructed a massive erection on your mum's face last night.
>>68277810
>Socialist
It's only in the name. Everything cost money here.
>>68277833
>>68277900
I just wanted to get dubs, thank you for understanding
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys
did the islamic chants start already?
>>68277670
>capital of vietnam is literally ho chi minh city
>getting btfo by illiterate rice farmers
in all honesty the media convinced everyone it wasn't worth literally exterminating an entire race of people just so the rest of 3rd world asia didnt become communist but seriously what a stupid fucking war
>>68278010
Yes right after the ceremonial goat fucking
>>68277990
But to an American, it basically costs nothing
>>68277962
I went to Romania on a mission trip when i was 7. My first boner was one of the local girls greeting me with a kiss on the cheek
Based Romania is based
>American soccer analysis
>>68277989
swing and a miss you limey cunt
>>68277990
That's exactly what I'm saying, your 1992 constitution destroyed it all.
by the way, a question.
In what city or state of the United States, soccer is the most popular sport of all?
>>68278051
Capital is still Hanoi, fampai
They just renamed Saigon
>>68278072
The game is 0-0. What is there to analyze?
why doesn't pogba just attack the basket? he's being a passive aggressive bitch like lebron.
>eastern european's last name is LITERALLY
>Rats
>>68278116
portland
>>68278116
oh fuck not this shit again
>>68278116
Literally none
Though high school soccer is pretty big where I come from (Southeastern Pennsylvania)
>>68278116
Pacific Northwest (Seattle, Portland)
t. guy who did a semester abroad in Seattle
>>68278116
portland seattle and washington DC
Reminder this game is a fixed and France will get rewarded a penalty in the 88th minute if they haven't scored by then. No way they let the hosts lose the 1st game against gypsies
Hi from Los Angeles.
I don't want to see any terrorism, just big kicks.
Is Poland in this year?
I came here to say
UHEUHEUHEHUEHUEUHEUHEHUEHUEHUEUHEUUEUEUEUHEUHEUHEUHEHUEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEUHEHUEUHEHUEUHEUHUH
>>68278060
For tourists, yes.
>>68278198
>>68278207
>>68278245
>>68278262
>>68278275
ohh Come on.
I know in the United States, is there any city (or state) where soccer is the most popular sport.
and where the MLS (Major League Soccer) is the most popular and the most followed league
KNOCK KNOCK!
>>68278262
I thought the Seahawks were mode popular than the Sounders?
I could see Portland, though
>>68278116
portland and seattle, the entire northwest loves soccer, along with socal and the northeast in places like new jersey
basically the only part of the country it really isn't popular at all is the midwest and the south, except in the big cities.
>>68278303
I am from LA too
Hello
>>68278116
Orlando, Portland, and Seattle all have MLS teams with huge followings
Columbus is notorious for being a guaranteed win when the US national team plays there
>>68276166
Iran always with the absolutely destructive bantz.
>Why is Iran so based?
who /texas/ here?
>american thread
>usa flags only
You aren't the only country in two continents you cuck
>>68278344
Probably Portland, since the only other team is the Trailblazers
>>68278374
if the seahawks weren't the best they've ever been right now, I could see the sounders literally being more popular than the seahawks
>>68278116
Miami
>>68278374
well of course the seahawks are more popular but he asked about regions in the US where soccer is popular in general, the Sounders have an average attendance of 45,000 people per game, that's pretty impressive
>>68278344
American football is the biggest in the vast majority of cities. A few (New York, Boston) are arguably baseball towns, LA is basketball, and Detroit has hockey
Can't believe I got excited for this pretentious semen slurping bullshit.
Absolutely ZERO qts picked up by camera thus far
>>68278703
I'm just in it for the nationalist shitposting.
Copa America is much more better than this boring fest.
>>68278374
>>68278382
>>68278425
>>68278524
>>68278599
>>68278697
I speak of a city (or state) in the United States.
where soccer is far more more popular than football, baseball, basketball and hockey together.
and where the MLS (Major League Soccer) is the most popular and the most followed league.
a site in the United States, where the MLS (Major League Soccer) is more popular than the NFL, MLB (Major League Baseball) NBA and NHL together
stop replying to the autistic costa rican faggot. he does the same shit in copa game threads
>>68278753
this
i'd rather watch 2nd tier south/central american teams go at it than this cuckfest
>>68278344
go away Costa Rica autist
>>68278753
HUE IS RIGHT
U
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IS
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>>68278619
He asked about where soccer is the MOST popular. It's big there, no doubt, but Seattle is, at the moment, a football town
Hard for me to think historically, since the Pacific Northwest was culturally irrelevant until Grunge in the early 90s
>>68278775
>c0st4 rica in this thread
just leave
>>68278811
One wasn't enough he kept going
>>68278880
portland is probably the only "soccer" town in america
my family is from portland, literally everyone were huge fans of the timbers even before they moved to the mls
BOOOORIIIIING
So damn close....
>>68279043
>>68278880
stfu you were baited by an actually retarded costa rican
This is fucking awful. This is why this "sport" is never going to be popular here
>>68279153
I thought that was the Thai flag?
Idk I'm on my phone
>>68279043
yeah, i would think portland comes closest.
maybe even some random city like columbus or st louis, but the nfl is always going to own basically anywhere theres a team nearby.
seahawks are more popular in seattle, but the heavy support is a recent phenomenon, a real bandwagon trend.
seattle has been well supported since the beginning, 6-7 years now, we'll see if it ever dips
WHY HASN'T ANYBODY SCORED YET
This ref ain't giving shit to Romania. Clear penalty denied
>>68279215
Tbf it's Romania. Of course it'll be shit.
>>68279509
Europeans are poor finishers
>orange, show your support
>netherlands not even in the tournament
how am I supposed to support them senpaitachi
>>68279327
>>68279287
STOP FUCKING TALKINGABOUT THIS ITS A FUCKING TRAP
>boring 0-0
Nice sport euros
>>68276200
Post yfw the funeral gets higher ratings
listen
someday a city (or state) will have only professional team in the MLS (Major League Soccer)
and that place was the real state of Soccer
or authentically soccer city in the United States
http://herosports.com/news/mens-all-sports/10-largest-cities-in-united-states-without-a-professional-sports-team#1
http://mentalfloss.com/article/81286/pick-us-states-without-major-sports-teams
>tfw you realize you've wasted 45 minutes of your life watching a semen slurping sport with no score
>>68276328
t. John akipper
>>68279835
>C0STA RIC4
Great first half
I think Romania might actually nick a goal in the second half and park the bus to win
HALFTIME
post burgers
Hey its like the World Cup but without half the good teams. How exciting
>>68279835
listen
FUCK OFF ALREADY
>>68280050
>>68279999
>>68280123
whatever they say.
I know that someday, some city (or state) of the United States, will have only professional team in Major League Soccer (MLS)
I am American, guys.
why are there so many different threads for one mediocre game?
why are all the threads bad? the copa america threads are so much better.
>>68280329
I don't believe you
>>68280329
im Bulgarian
>>68279577
who cares if it's a trap, what kind of trap? this thread sucks anyway
Also what an exciting half, guys! So many great passes and excellent showing of technique from France. Very unlucky not to get a goal. Pogba is the next big thing in soccer. Griezman is not that good. Damn, I can't believe how nobody knew about Kante before December, and now he's playing in the NT. Can't wait to see the second half, and whatever exciting developements the tournament has prepared for us!
>>68280417
autism
>>68280486
fuck off you soppy cunt
>the world cup without 3 of the semifinalists
>the world cup without 12 of the last 16
>>68280417
Fake hype. People pretend like this is a big deal to hype themselves up. So they make 100 threads to fulfill this hype.
In reality its a watered down tournament where we have France vs. Romania as the first big game and the blockbuster matchup of Romania vs. Albania will have 15 threads
>>68280486
Back to r/soccer
who / diners drivein and dives/ during half time
>no ads during the match
Must be confusing for you with all the ads during NFL Nascar and Indycar.
I'm secretly hoping this ends 0-0 for the "how do we fix soccer" threads.
>>68280588
>implying ads wouldn't be better than this boring shit
>>68280588
no team in the Euro must be confusing for you
>>68280486
lol who let this absolute bender on /sp/
>>68280588
When are you supposed to piss or grab another beer?
>>68280677
lel
>>68280583
>>68280538
kys samefagging bitch. your whore wasn't telling me to fuck off when i was fucking her.
>>68280486
Is that you, Taylor Twellman?
Brahs, I'm gonna do pulled pork in my slow cooker. Normally, I leave the fat cap on and cook with it on top. However, I've been reading that I should take the fat cap off, since it doesn't actually do anything and removing it would make pulling it easier after it cooks. What do?
I plan on cooking it in chicken or beef broth and maybe some enchilada sauce
>>68280682
whenever, literally nothing ever happens
>>68280677
Not really we just support the Grossdeutsches Reich.
>>68280682
When they are passing it around slowly in the middle of the field. This is what Yuros call hype, but in reality its prime getting beer time. That is to say 95% of the match is prime getting beer time.
>>68280680
hey summerbitch, i hope you enjoy your stay. or just kys so i don't have to read anymore of your retarded posts. your dad's a fucking bender. bb fag
>>68280820
this thread is comfy please don't shit it up
>>68280486
>sad thing is plenty of american soccer fans are exactly like this
I think USA would win this shit looking at how France plays.
USA beat Costa Rica 4-0 who lost to Netherlands in penalties at the WC. USA also beat the Netherlands in a friendly. By transitive property and by the fact that USA beat Netherlands USA is a top European team
fucking gypsies can't finish
>>68280958
EBIG AMERICAN SOCCER FANS AMIRIGHT. IM NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER GUYS IM A TRUE FOOTBALL FAN. GO AC MILAN
NOTICE HOW I SAID FOOTBALL ITS BECAUSE IM A REAL FAN. I RATE RONALDO, THAT WAS A CRACKER EPIC LOOK AT MY FUTBOL VOCAB
>>68281092
wsgs?
why is the french team all a bunch of niggers?
come on Giroud, lad
need a cheeky goal for my fantasy team
>>68281092
>sad thing is plenty of american soccer fans are exactly like this
>>68281327
They put their squad selection to an American vote.
>>68280820
vulgaria tbqh. why do they even let turks play in the euros
it's STILL 0-0
jesus fucking christ
>>68278775
Well if thats the case probably literally nowhere
>>68281468
makes sense then. We're invaded by spics and nigs. Europe invaded by mudslimes.
>>68281502
They need to make the field smaller or the goal bigger on something
fags win again
the fuck was that
>>68281327
authenticity
YES YES YES GIROUD
Would Romania beat us?
Have you ever seen how big a soccer net is? These dues are the best in the world and can't even get a ball in there
what a shit goal, im out
enjoy this sport
fucking finally
and was it the guy they kept booing lel?
what a fucking pussy that goalie
>>68281092
>true football fan
>support team in another continent
you're just so wrong m8
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>le goal
Nice work keeper out headed when you can use your hands.
Fuck this shit I'm watching Ancient Aliens
should have been a foul
giroud's arm interfered with the keeper
NOOOOOO FRANCE FUCK
how long until the bomb goes off, it's why I'm here
Im white
dubs and england loses tomorrow.
>>68281923
The fact that you couldn't extract sarcasm from that rambling caps lock post worries me.
>>68282031
me too
>>68281935
right behind you
>>68282056
It sounded like a super-autist mockery post m8
i hate the summer, "LOL I WAS JUST JOKING" posts everywhere
Oh cool is there a soccer game on? Stick it in the onion bag bro! Score a goal! Right on team get that victory! Amidoingitrite?
>>68282181
Onion bag?
>>68282220
the net
>>68282181
onion bag bro
HAAHAHAHAHAA
>>68282220
>post-2010 american soccerposter doesnt know TOMMY SMYTH
i liked it better when no one liked the sport here desu senpai
>>68282174
I hate the little strawman summer /sp/ posts that are everywhere. I've been here 7 years. I'm older than your mother
PENUL
GET FUCKED FROGS
NO ERA
>the game is interesting all of a sudden
>>68282381
I don't. I'm only watching because there's nothing better on
i stay here to enjoy a comfy thread
>>68282702
>its only interesting if they score
Why do Amerifats pretend to care about football?
Giroud is SHIT
French meltdown
are the french giving up?
>>68282899
>0-0 is interesting
>>>/favela/
>>68282181
>tfw a long toothed Indian tries to blend in with Americans
I love seeing France lose
their fans are the worst in the world. Obnoxious muslim nigger cunts
>>68282899
Scoring is literally the point of the game you monkey.
>rat
can I be here, ameribros?
I want people to read my posts and the main thread is too fast and hectic to notice any posts
>>68283101
Are you from the muslim part of Germany or the commie part?
>>68283137
I'm from baden-württemberg, not far from the swiss border
>>68282220
Onion bag son. Onion bag.
>>68282954
>>68283054
>american education
The first half was more interesting and it was 0-0. Go watch niggers throw a basketball, its what you like and understand.
>>68283054
This is a cultural difference I noticed in the last WC. For non-Americans, it isn't just about determining who wins. They can be entertained by an exciting 0-0 tie
This is why America is the world's sole superpower
>>68283230
puto
>>68283230
Stop it. This half has been much better.
Signed,
The country that beat you 7-1 in a World Cup Semifinal
>>68276098
here, side stream happening
>>68283101
Only if you help me with my problem
>>68280733
>>68282251
Fucking bag with onions in. Fucking bag. Full to the motherfucking brim......To the brim!.....Full!.....Of onions....to the brim tho
>>68283196
Muslim part. Got it.
>>68280733
Cook it with some Coca Cola (don't get diet or some off brand, just legit Coke). The sugar helps soften the meat and caramelizes it a bit. I would personally do it with BBQ sauce and coke mixed together.
>I'm not even the German guy from BW, I'm the American in Germany
>>68282733
I occasionally watch baseball when there is nothing on tv amerifat. No beef here bro. Carry on with your day
>>68283372
top bantz lad
>>68282250
Oh. Is that like those lame, tired hockey phrases like "put the biscuit in the basket" and "he stood on his head"?
>>68283436
they show baseball on tv there?
>>68283326
yes, you can use enchilada sauce and cook it as you wish
develop your own cooking style!
don't let anyone tell you you can't do it
>>68283372
I come from a town that is 99% white, but I understand what you're trying to say
>>68283299
Rekety rekt
