3-2 Sharks
Getting close to the end of the 3rd
OT?
New meme?
Thornton suicide?
First for skinny bitches
>>68257449
PLEASE FUCKING SCORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dubs and this game goes to the one true Stanley Cup winners the Pens
Hi. I am sitting in the stands watching the Pittsburgh Penguins. I was cheering my hardest. Sidney had a breakaway with 5 SECONDS TO GO. 5, 4, 3, 2, ON THE LAST SECOND HE SHOT, HE SCORES! "PITTSBURGH PENGUIN WIN!" "There going to the championships." Then Sidney came up to the microphone and said,. "I WOULD LIKE TO THANK SEAN FOR CHEERING SO HARD AND HELPING ME SCORE THAT WINNING GOAL." "What?" "How did you notice?" I questioned I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STAIRS . EVERYBODY WAS CHEERING ME ON. now I know how it feels to be cheered on. I walked up to him and hollered, "hi." "Do you like to play paintball." I asked. Sidney said, "sure," sidney asked, "you want to go play." I said, "sure." Then I learned how to play paintball much better.
What do?
How many times will Crysby cry tonight?
>>68257489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg
Shorks in 8 confirmed
How would LeBron fair in the NHL?
>>68257489
Purge all nu-males
FFS PENS
(o_
//\
V_/_
Fucking penalty
Welp... back to San Jose
Sorry shorks, spics can't get the cup
>chokesburgh chokeguins
stream plz.
I will firmly kill myself with a firm rope and firmly shake God's sweaty meaty hands in heaven if the fucking MemeTeam Pens don't score.
>>68257489
YAS
Who on the ice will feel like this after the game?
Guys, sharks in 7 right?
GO OUT THERE AND WIN IT FOR HIM
WIN IT FOR US
>>68257539
Shorks aren't spics
thats game
fucking bettman you can't even beat apehoop in ratings so stop trying
Goddammit they got Erin from the Office to do capital one ads?
>Fun game 1ST period
>coaches force players to play defensive
Coaches should be fined for ordering more Defense
DO IT SHORKS
>panthers didn't sign donskoi
feels bad
I saw Phil Kessel at the Consol Energy Center yesterday. I told him I was going to put a decent hit on him, but I didn’t want to be a douche and board him or or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re too slow to do anyway?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and scoring fucknasty meme goals again and again. I skated away and continued with my gameplay, and I heard him chuckle as I skated off. When I came to defend the slot, I saw him trying to snap off a wrister with like 15 hot dogs in his pockets.
Jones very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to finish those hotdogs before you score on me.” At first he kept threading the needle on us untouchably, but eventually he turned back around and carried the puck to the top of the left faceoff circle.
When Jones braced for the shot, he took out a hotdog and kept biting off pieces of it multiple times. He told Jones he would give him a moment to prepare himself “to prevent any implication of Gary Bettmanence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After Jones turned around and saw the puck in the back of the net with an empty cookie wrapper and started to throw a shitfit, Kessel kept interrupting him by flashing that million dollar smile.
Why didn't Shorks apologize to Lil B?
>>68257566
Trap game >>>>>>>>>>>Defense >>>>> "offense"
>>68257562
>San Jose
>not full of spics
Who /Paige/ here?
>>68257489
SHORK CELEBRATION THREAD NAO
>>68257515
Only $1 bet. Don't cash out.
>shorks
See ya back in pitt for game 7 :(
>>68257557
Bill "phil my piehole" kessel
>>68257543
We never led this game
CANUCKS WOULD WHOOP EITHER OF THESE TRASH ASS TEAM
>>68257562
go look at all those shark beaners rioting in san jose because they have to go back
>if pongs lose the next game is
>ON FUCKING SUNDAY NIGHT
FUCK YOU GARY FUCK YOU
game on: sharks need a goal this pp or they will lose
SHARKNADO
>>68257600
lol
>>68257570
Why do the snorks always blow it under 2 minutes?
Dubs ans Serbia has another civil war tomorrow
>>68257557
Is that McDavid?
Also, a Civic commercial with only interracial couples. Knew it was a canadian commercial
>>68257489
"Skinny bitches" you say?
>>68257600
Go back to your lesbo porn
>>68257592
Naughty
>>68257619
Yep
DUBS AND PONGS SCORE TO SEND THIS FUCKING BITCH OF A GAME TO OT
>There are Pongs fans at this game right now who payed several thousand dollars to watch their team lose
>>68257595
>shots 42-21
>>68257575
>fucknasty meme goals
>>68257619
His younger brother
How can the Capitals finally win the cup?
>>68257619
TMNT
Teenage Mutant Ninja Trannys
>>68257600
>hey look at me guys please, please say something about me or my butt
Bitch you pushing 30
Nice pooperplay shorks
Well, looks like we're going to seven
Game 7 incoming
JONES STAHP IT
>>68257633
she needs a double filet o fish and a 10 piece meal
>>68257651
That's not how choking works
If sharks don't score in the next 5 minutes they dun goofed.
>>68257666
Satan bringin the bantz on ugly desperate azn
Wew
7 for shorks in 7
>>68257518
I dont think you realize that there are only 7 games in this series.
The Pens are never going to score ever again
>>68257721
>next 5
3 min left nigger
>>68257727
Oh shit.
>>68257727
oh shit
>tfw pens will pull the goalie soon
MY HEART
>>68257716
I can smell your noodle from here you dirty hewer
>>68257539
how do you explain the kings? checkmate atheist
>>68257727
>>68257739
>what is ot
Nigga you dumb
>>68257727
>>68257727
noice
>>68257664
San Jose "spic nation" Sharks
>>68257449
Not enough time. Pens can't move the puck.
Game 6 happening
>>68257720
I guess they didn't choke away all those prime chances then
kill yourself
Murray tis gone soon lads
lets hope the snorks dont score an empty netter
>>68257777
SEVENS. GAME SEVEN
>>68257777
FUCK
end it
>>68257777
Don't Snork this up
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LEL keep cryin bitch penguins
THANK YOU PAVS
protest all ya want, ya losers
>>68257727
>>68257777
MEME MAGIC
Fuck you shittsburgh, you suck
>pongs
GAME OVER YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
FUCK YOU SHITSBURGH BTFO
ITS OGRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)#()@*&%(@*$#&%(@*$&%(@*$&%@(*$&%@()$&$
Ain't over yet
>>68257816
Pavelski made sure of that
offside
Game 7 cuntfirmed
>Pavelski needs empty net to score
JUST
U
S
T
SHITSBURGH
>pens in charge of closing a series at home
SCAAAAR
ITS OVER
Shittsburgh on suicide watch
>>68257824
FUCK YOU FUCKING KILL YOURSELF BITCH SHARKS ARE NIGGERS WHO EVEN LIKES SHARKS THEYRE GAY PREDATORS ANYWAY FUCK YOU
FUCKING OFFSIDES WHAT THE FUCK
Anyone else too busy shitposting and miss the goal?
>>68257515
God damn
THROW THE RED FLAG
Everyone ITT confirmed watching streams.
Pins not challenging offside
>all these spics
I really can't wait until Trump wins
>>68257842
Should I make ravioli or quesadilla?
NO CUP LIFT IN DA BURGH
nhl confirmed rigging games to maximize ticket sales
>>68257824
>>68257827
>>68257829
Lel, SJ nonfans finally show up on /sp/ at the last minute only when they see the sharks are winning on fb.
EMPTY SEATS
M
P
T
Y
S
E
A
T
S
>>68257779
You're a subhuman half-nigger in a third world country that blows donkey cock at every sport. See you in thirty minutes when your government can afford to turn the power back on
>not challenging that
>now we have to watch a fucking sunday game
>p o n g s
> 45 fucking shots and they lose 4-2
>>68257889
Both
I PUT MY FINGERS INTO MY
what a shit ass fucking team
>>68257840
>>68257865
>>68257875
>>68257878
>>68257892
>doesn't know the rules
Where are you people in the stands going? To beat traffic? The entire city is camped out in the parking lots and city streets! It'll be dawn before you get home
>>68257880
How are there so many in Pennsylvania?
>shittsburg "fans" filing out of the arena
Blatant refpuck in this game.
>>68257912
What's wrong with Sunday games?
Lel penguins just lost the series. Home ice is actually a disadvantage to them. Gg shorks on your first cup
85% of the arena already gone
pens fans are garbage tier along with hawks fans
>>68257920
FECES!!!
>>68257892
No
Never
When has a professional sport been rigged for maximum profits = NEVER
>>68257920
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>68257932
yeah the NHL obviously wants the penguins to win.
>>68257921
Post your ass covered in shit
Do pongs glory chasers seriously not know that a player can enter the zone before the puck if he is controlling the puck?
This is basic stuff.
BASED Crosby
WAKE ME UP
>>68257896
>talking about empty seats in an impossible situation when the shorts of all people are playing
please.
>>68257920
CUT MY LIFE LIFE INTO PEICES
>>68257906
>POOSBURGH SHITGUINS ON A SUCIDE WATCH
Crysby is about to get his bitchass killed
CHIMPOUT
>>68257925
>It'll be dawn before you get home
Crosbys crying
ALREADY
>>68257950
Cmon incest lady
>>68257950
ReneeGET
>>68257934
Some of us have to work
goonsby
>>68257934
>watching hockey on the Sabbath
>Snidley Crisby
FUCKING CANUCKS WHY DO YOU FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING REEEEEEE
Wow Crosby, thought he finally matured watching this game until now
Will Shorks win at home?
TIME TO THROW FECES
FUCK THE SHARKS
>crosbust
>all heck breaks loose
DON'T STOP BELIEVING
>>68257920
>>68257945
>>68257951
>>68257965
this is my favorite meme
crosby still salty vlasic has been shutting him down for 12 years
>>68257968
Nigger If I paid 3k for a ticket I'd watch every fucking second.
AHAHAHAAHAHA PONGS ABOUT TO LOSE THIS SERIES TO THE SHORKS AGAHAHAHAHAHA
GG MURRAY, YOU REALLY ARE ELITE!!
>>68257972
SEPARATION
NO PRENUP
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>68257934
That's the lords day you fucking degenerate fuckhead
>>68258011
Its Ramadan. I bet he thinks that the series should be postponed until after Ramadan
>>68257974
That was quick. Must have some fresh money from daddy Germany to keep the power on while the real countries play hockey
GAME 6 FUCKERS
>>68257950
Rolling
more like cindy small dicksby
>it was 3-1
>tfw work at 6 AM
FUCK YOU SHITTSBURGH WHINING FUCKING FAGGOTS, SEE YOU IN /hoc/, COMPLAIN ABOUT THE REFS A LOT SO I CAN LAUGH AT YOU
>mfw failing to win it at home breaks the pongs and they lose it all
flower game six or nah
ONE JOB PENS ONE JOB
>Obama and Jimmy Fallon
Can anyone think of anything less watchable?
>inb4 pongs hockey
>>68258070
Crosby is packing tho
>>68258082
iktf
>>68258038
FUCKING END YOUR LIFE THAT POOR KID HAS A LOT OF PRESSURE EBECAUSE FLURRY GOT INJURED YOUD BE SHITTING YOUR GUTS OUT IF YOU HAD THAT PRESSURE YOU FUCKING OVERWEIGHT AUTIST PENS ARE THE GREATEST WE HAVE LEMIUEX SHARKS ARE KEK WORTHY
> game ends exactly at 11:00 the same night Obama is on the Tonight Show
Conspiracy
>>68258088
You realize these are professionals and none of them were born in this city right
Shorks will lose at home 5-1 screencap this shit.
>>68258100
Any Canadian hockey team
>>68258070
Funny how you didn't start talking shit until the third period. How confident you must be in the sharks
THEM SAD GINGER BASTARDS
HAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>68257906
>>68258062
>Burgerland on pooicide watch
>>68258088
>implying this isn't exactly what happened with the craps
pens win the next game in san jose, calling it
those silicon valley faggots will have to eat a loss and witness us taking the cup
On to the MEX-JAM match. Let's make it a double winner tonight.
>>68258112
>being this ass hurt
There's a reason why you're from Shitsburgh
ITS OUR YEAR
>>68257515
I had bets on the 3rd period to be 2-1, for the final score to be 4-3, and for Sharks to win by just 1 goal. And more. Nothing came through.
>>68258066
Ronald
Congrats
>>68258103
he's packing his ass and flying back to san jose
>pens bandwagoners crying about refs on every possible social media
top kek
>>68258159
What is wrong with you Slovak? I like you. I'm Czech.
WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE POSTGAME SHOW?
I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY LOCAL NEWS
>>68258163
Time to pull for your homeland
I don't normally watch hockey and this was the worst thread I've ever been in. what the fuck.
>>68258201
It's because you're not watching CBC
>>68258201
Obama is on the Tonight Show - that is more important!
>>68258164
CANT LIEUX THE LEMIEUX KILL YOURSELF
Holy fuck this is why college sports are better... no moaning about bandwagoners
>>68258188
1st thing on the news after game
Random nignog cuts woman on forehead after screaming YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING
Lamo at ping fans in these threads
>its alright guys game 5
>uhh, g-game 6, right?
>>68258208
too many casuals and shitposting neutrals
>>68258245
less checking, more skating
Props to Jones. He held up under a crazy barrage of shots until the end of the third, when the Pens just gave up. I doubt he can do it two more times, though.
>>68258208
>mexican intellectuals
I mean shorks fans.
>>68258148
not very
I want this shit final to end if anything
>>68258112
he's got like 3-4 hofers and a deep roster in front of him. he's carried most of them enough.
>>68258245
>someone doesn't follow college football and basketball
Its worse
>>68258278
>inspiration
>>68258276
>mexican intellectuals
My favorite /pol/ meme 2bh
It's hilarious how uneducates pongs """""""""""""""""fans""""""""""""""""""" are about hockey.
>3-2 and 2 minutes left
>leave the game
>>68258304
Walmart fans are pretty bad but I'm not usually on espee when my school is playing
>>68257950
Linda?
>>68258273
He's done it consistently
>>68258379
>uneducated
>implying they just don't care enough
>>68258304
I don't understand college sports bandwagoners.
YOU DIDN'T GO THERE. YOU PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN GET ACCEPTED IF YOU TRIED
REEEEEEEEEEE
>first time really watching a hockey game
>fun as fuck to watch, was paying attention the entire time
>didn't shitpost on my phone until the intermission before the 3rd
this shit is based, I'm hooked
Pittsburgh is the Vancouver of USA.
>work starts on one and a half hours
>>68258357
Someone needs to photoshop le happy merchant wearing shorks jersey.
>>68258406
You're delusional if you think he can stop 44 shots a game. That was pure mental.
Murray will be on the same mental game come Sunday.
All those shittsburgh fans yelling fuck you and putting all their middle fingers up behind the postgame hosts, classy city you got there.
>>68258502
Murray was literally shaking durih the whole game. Kiddo's nerves are shred to shit and if Shorks score the first goal in the game 6, they're winning the series.
>>68257950
roll
>167 shots blocked, only 13 goals allowed this series
Is Martin Jones elite?
>>68258662
hes on fire, thats for damn sure
>>68257950
Roll
>>68258379
we're not so uneducated as to not understand the traffic situation in our own city, you dumb muslim.
there were over 100,000 pittsburgh fans that showed up.
standing room only tickets were going for thousands of dollars and they had to shut part of they city down starting mid rush hour today to be able to control the traffic
does Brett Burns not have front teeth?
>>68260046
Just the lower ones, yes.
>>68257925
we've got work tomorrow.
its a working class city
>>68257586
Spic dick lover. No thanks buddy
