KC:Ventura suspended nine games for brawl
CHC:A's trade Chris Coghlan back to the Cubs
HOU:Carlos Correa day-to-day with sprained ankle
CIN:Billy Hamilton enters concussion protocol
BAL:Chris Davis (thumb) returns to O's lineup
CWS:White Sox sign Morneau to one-year deal
PIT:Starling Marte (ankle) returns to lineup Thu.
BAL:O's Machado suspended four games for fight
HOU:Carlos Correa departs game with ankle injury
CWS:White Sox designate Latos for assignment
COL:CarGo taking night off Thursday vs. Pirates
OAK:A's place Rich Hill on DL with strained groin
>>68248844
>Puk
what kinda dumb name is that?
fart
Giants
Is it pronounced Puke?
for chase utley
work your magic jerry
/Pint/
>With the number one overall pick in the MLB draft, the Philadelphia Phillies select...
Royals
>>68248853
It's a pucking amazing name, that's what it is
What should the white sox draft for their many many many black holes?
>>68248873
A BUST!
>it's a 7 fastball
and I have a 7 dick
>>68248870
Holy shit was that first pitch a 2 seamer or sinker?
And may the spiral to under .500 commence.
Verlander is coming home
>>68248870
>that arm snapback
yikes
>>68248897
I skimmed through "The Arm" and I think the moral was that Pint is a fucking bust
>>68248920
>commence
>>68248860
Giants blow. Thanks for Duvall asshats. Go Reds.
>>68248901
It's TJS waiting to happen
>>68248939
>inb4 armchair Doctors already diagnose him with Tommy John
can someone link me to a good draft bigboard? i have no clue who any of the decent prospects are
When will the league allow players with cybernetic enhancements. I want my bionic baseball.
>>68248965
Thanks, DR. Armchair.
>>68248974
>>68248985
>this mad that they don't have a doctorate degree in elbow physics
lmao
>>68248974
idk about TJS already, but putting 102 mph worth of recoil on your arm like that can't be good for an elbow that isn't even done growing yet
>>68248927
>pint
>available at 9
Keep dreaming
>>68248844
>its a dodgers get a travel day to move 300 miles episode
>>68249001
More like a doctorate in NEET am I right?
NICE JOB BYRNSIE
I would laugh my ass off if the giants won the division then got cucked in the NLDS by the wild card meme
>>68249029
I have one of those too.
>>68249029
I have a PhD in smug anime girls, does that count?
Royals
Pint and Wentz are confirmed gay red flags do not draft
>>68249029
I have a PHD in sports science from devry university
>Pint's father
holy shit, he sounds like a mega cuck
best young pitcher etc.
>>68249086
>>68249073
Wentz looks legit but apparently he's demanding something ridiculous for his signing bonus.
>Looking at the top draft prospect list
>most of the players were born in 1997-1998
>>68249076
And I have a PHD in women with ass wearing team caps
>>68248920
>Commence
Uh
>Literally being compared to JV
>>68249086
>86
eries confirmed
JACK Z GET OFF MY TV
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68249193
>>68249148
me 2
Which pitcher will get the death sentence tonight?
>>68249219
yikes
>>68248873
>in a surprise move, the Phillies have opted to trade their #1 pick for a clone of Ryan Howard
>>68249219
thats not a real butt
>>68249193
>>68249210
>fat, bald, white guys
>>68249133
High school ones, mostly. And even then, #200 on the MLB site is still in high school and he's 19. Worse, he's apparently from Windermere, which means he'll die in about a decade.
>>68249219
saved
>>68249249
>>68249255
faggots
>>68249266
>i like steroid butts
>>68249236
Pint because the rockies may as well go for the ultimate boom or bust in their situation.
Can we take a moment and think back on the moment Odor BTFO of Bautista then Bautista cried to the media?
>bawwtista
>>68249277
>I like good ole pancake booty
>The type where the crack is right at the very bottom
>>68249236
>the rockies logo is an artistic rendition of what happens whenever they call up one of their young pitchers to the big leagues
>>68249300
Has he been the same since?
>>68249307
that butt looks like a moldy grape anon
>@JeffPassan: How do you know the MLB draft is broken? Almost every elite HS kid is trying to move DOWN the draft board to teams with the most money.
Small marklets BTFO again
Haha! Time to add to this monster farm system.
>>68249257
>you will never be a natty 6'4 prospect with a qt pitch and get drafted by the MLB
>>68249325
I don't see it
harold reynolds says he expects to see a drafted player in MLB this summer. fuck off harold
>>68249330
>players want to be drafted by good teams, not shitty ones
stop the fucking presses jeff
What are the odds that Peter Gammons dies on set tonight
>>68249333
delete your account
>>68249354
>Listening to what comes out of Harold Reynolds' mouth
>>68249354
there's usually a pitcher who ends up in a relief role for a competitive team
not that unusual
Should the White Sox go for Riley Pint?
Another top potential LHP starter like Sale and Rodon?
>>68249373
>t. Shillary
>>68249402
>pint is falling to 10
'no'
>>68249354
>Draft pitcher that can throw 102
>Stick him in the bullpen for September
Your point?
>>68249354
Probably whoever the whos draft
>>68249402
The who's drafting Pint as an LHP seems about right
>>68249402
Pint is already in Detroit
>>68249373
Yas Queen. Right away
tfw will craig
>Alec Hansen is still projected to go by round 3
he was garbage this year, Sheldon Neuse has a much better pro career ahead of him.
the only picks that the sox seem to be able to develop are pitchers, but they desperately need some position players, and trading for good position player prospects is hard as fuck
so I guess I hope they pick position players, OF and C especially
>drafting riley pint when you can draft riley reid
>it's a "we are desperately trying to get more younger viewers by playing a heartwarming but misguided clipshow about youth" episode
>>68249402
>Should the White Sox
Nope
>>68249452
he's so fat tho
>>68249475
shit pornstar taste bro
>>68249513
we need a token beer belly guy when harvey gets traded
>>68249475
tfw recent bangbros accounts have been duds
fukkkkkk one of the best sites tbqh. dat pov camera work. dat pawg greatness
>>68249522
She's rumored to be willing to sign under slot value though
>>68249236
Jeff Locke, apparently. 11 hits, 11 earned runs in 4 2/3 innings. Dude got his shit rocked.
>Yankee Stadium has No Runs DMC shirts for sale now
>No Boos
the MLB really needs to step up its draft
>that old fagot drooling
>>68249475
>cum dumpsters
Domo arrigato!
>>68249562
we're too classy for that meme shit
NIP PAWN
>>68249544
>not going on youjizz where 90% of the vids are there since 2009
oh wait
>NPB commissioner in attendance
Thats really cool. I hope the two leagues can grow closer and have more interaction.
>cusb
>there were two teams worse than the Barves last year
lel that shouldn't be possible
>>68249600
To be fair, the Barves got off to a good start
>>68249594
fuck npb gibe otani
>>68249531
colon is gonna pitch till he's 50 tho
>>68249555
>making a shirt for a bullpen that likely won't last past the trade deadline
hmm
Reds taking Kyle Lewis. Cap this.
>>68249591
ther not m8. you need site access to see old school bangbuss vids. plus yo have to search for them n ther not taged by pornstar name
>>68249594
manfred is just trying to bribe him so mlb can get otani sooner
>>68249616
Braves probably wish they hadn't given up Ernesto Mejia
>>68249620
>Not capitalizing on it in every way possible before it's gone
Do you even business?
>Machismo gone full JUST
http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/sports/baseball/iowa-cubs/2016/06/09/former-cubs-pitcher-jean-machi-arrested-public-intoxication-public-urination/85644872/
poor kid
Good pick tbqhwy lads
>those shitty arm tats
Philthies in charge of not being the baseball equivalent of the Jets.
based klentak going with an everyday player. got sum good nuws philthys
GYM RAT
This kid runs like a retard
who names their son mickey?
fuckin disney-ass bitch
>Jackie Z
>Mickey Moniak was born in 1998 and is now a pro ball player
What has happened to my life?
>@JeffPassan: Riley Pint is going 4th to the Rockies. Brewers at fifth is a big question. Blake Rutherford has been tied to them for a while.
RIP PINT
>>68249300
>Not using the superior version
>>68249689
He's the next Pence.
>/sp/ not liking Moniak going #1
He's the best player in the draft.
>inb4 faggots reply to me with pitchers
I said player.
>>68249705
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>This cheeky attitude
>>68249705
he'll be giving up high velocity homers in no time
>How does it feel, not to be just the first overall pick, but to be taken in the first round
harold reynolds everybody
>>68249705
>Riley Pint is going 4th to the Rockies
RIP in peace
>>68249705
RIP Pint
>all this ass talk
YANKEES SUCK
>>68249705
why the FUCK are the rockies still wasting first round picks on pitchers
>>68249705
Bust
Roid pimples or just puberty?
Which team is more pathetic?
>>68249702
focus on all those chads that will be drafted, fail and end up working at Wendy's.
>>68249705
GODDAMMIT!
WHAT LOL
>>68249632
well no the old shit isnt on there. Torrents?
if you cant search by title i have no faith for your future
>>68249805
they don't even have a camera for him
>one poor outing is the deciding factor in getting drafted first overall or not
Being Puk is suffering
[spoiler]Just puk my shit up[/spoiler]
No tv right now who the fuck did the phillies draft?
Wew barves can get whatever they want now.
>Harold Reynolds, on MLB draft prospect Kyle Lewis. "He's 20 years old. That's what stands out. Most people are 21 at that age."
>>68249825
Mickey Mantle.
>>68249825
mickey mantle
You're an elite pitching prospect. Of all the teams, you get picked by the Rockies in the first round. What do you do?
>>68249793
The team you root for.
>>68249825
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
MICKEY MOUSE
DONALD DUCK
MICKEY MOUSE
DONALD DUCK
>>68249837
just end it right there
>>68249837
Go to college.
Puk incoming!
>>68249837
Try my hardest to blow out my arm ASAP
>>68249837
End it.
>>68249834
>>68249835
What?
>>68249861
someone post the webm of adam jones breaking the camera
>>68249831
Being able to slow down your aging would be a very good ability for an athlete to have.
>>68249813
>torrent
bruh the old vids arent seeded. the high seeded vids arent even in hd. foh m8 pawg in hd> standard
>>68249837
Brady Aiken myself
>>68249825
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey there. Hi there. Ho there. You're as welcome as can be.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Forever let us hold our banner high.
High. High. High.
Come along and sing a song and join the jamboree.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
Here we go a-marching and a-shouting merrily.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
We play fair and we work hard and we're in harmony.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Forever let us hold our banner high.
High. High. High.
Boys and girls from far and near you're as welcome as can be.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
Who is marching coast to coast and far across the sea?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Mickey Mouse. (Mickey Mouse.)
Forever let us hold his banner high.
High. High. High.
Come along and sing a song and join the family.
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.
>>68249883
>>68249837
Get my free trip to Coors field and jump off of the scoreboard to get impaled by those pine trees in the outfield
WHO
>Ben sheets hair
JUST
ANDERSON NOW PLS
Literally who?
>drafting the lead singer of Jethro Tull for your team
>barves
Safe pick
>>68249941
>>68249954
The lead singer of Jethro Tull.
>tops out at 95 in college
wow literally who cares
YES
Great pick Braves. Now pray Groome starts falling.
Did they only get two kids to go to the draft
>>68249919
>>68249916
>spoonfeeding faggot
>ruining the webm with the title
you are a bad poster
Anderson.
>Ian Anderson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0jMPI_pUec
>6'3 170
whod the resd draft lads?
>>68249979
He's a HS prospect.
>>68249962
More importantly his bonus demand is something around $3 million while the slot is for $6.5 million. They'll now bait Groome with an overslot deal for #40 to get him to slide to them.
What the fuck were the Reds thinking with their draft?
>all these underslot picks
Compensatory round will be a bloodbath
>>68249919
kek
>>68249979
>shenendowa hs
>college
>>68249981
It's finals week in most schools
>>68249995
I'm just shitposting until the Copa match starts eh.
>>68249893
>in hd
iktf bruh. Recent stuff has been shit tho
>>68248873
>PUKE LEE
>>68250040
>m6wn0pukek1qfjjglo1_500.gif
>pukek
>>68250038
Bad job bad effort
>yfw Anderson doesn't use Jethro Tull as walk up music
>>68249972
SITTING ON A PARK BENCH
JUST
>Underslotting Anderson at #3 and then looking for Groome to fall to #40 and overslot him with shittons of money
ITS HAPPENING
RIP PINT
115 MPH DINGERS INCOMING.
Pint looks so excited to be a Rockie.
>Pint to the Rockies
So fucking sad. All that wasted potential.
F
Wow, that look of utter disappointment
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
That niggas heart was racing
f
press f to pay respects
> people unironically watch the mlb draft.
> number 1 prospect is drafted
> sit in triple a for 4 years.
> never pan out.
> forgotten and cut.
His smile and optimism: gone
>>68250134
It's Puk
Good luck kid
>>68250168
based pedro
>>68250168
I dunno why people got bent out of shape over that. If you don't want to get rag dolled why doesn't he keep his old fragile ass in the dugout?
>>68250134
>first round draft pick
>Doesn't even make it a month in AAA
>Released so fast you forgot he was here
>Never played baseball again
Fuck.
>>HardballTalk @HardballTalk 45s45 seconds ago
>Jean Machi arrested for public intoxication and urinating in public
>>68250168
>watching this live
hate the sox, but became a huge pedro fan that day
>file name should be manletsrevenge.gif
@Ken_Rosenthal
Joel Peralta in agreement with #Cubs on minor-league deal, pending physical. Will head to Triple A. #BlueJays, #Royals also showed interest.
i didnt even know we released him
I have front row minor league season tickets and the visiting team walks past me whenever they score runs. What kind of shit can I shout at them to fuck with them tonight I already say things like nice roids bro and things like that
RAY
A
Y
MILWAUKEE BLOOPERS
>blewers
>Not Kyle Lewis
???
Milwaukee Bloopers
corey ray has a qt voice
fuck off brewers he was ours
>>68250134
even making it to AAA is a big accomplishment most #1 over all picks flame out in high A because playing 140 games a year is hard and fuck and there is no free pussy like in college
>Corey Ray
>not even drafted by the Tampa Bay Rays
Smh senpai
>>68250268
tell them you'll suck their dicks
>>68250321
fuck, sauce
>>68250281
>College player
>Shit ton of moving parts in his swing
>Strikes out a lot in a crappy conference
>Wonder why he isn't getting drafted so early
>black player
>"he reminds me a lot of [black player]"
>white player
>"he reminds me a lot of [white player]"
>>68250357
I just searched Orange in /r/tightdresses
Would you draft Rickey Henderson 2,0?
>>68250321
Who is this semen demon?
>>68250321
Yea that's a nice personal milestone. I don't think that qualifies as a good reason to watch the draft tho. Drafting players is a complete fucking meme in baseball. It's all about developing talent. If you can't get them moving in your farm system what's the point?
>>68250393
dumb frogposter
>Jon Heyman@JonHeyman
>mariners would love to see mercer OF kyle lewis fall to them
meme magic, pls work
remember when I posted this in the offseason?
What comments do you have about it now that 1/3rd the season is over?
Groome pls keep falling. No other team can afford you really.
>>68250456
yeah and everyone criticized you when you put the angels way too low down
turns out we were right
>>68250436
tfw instagram killed my RSS slag feeds
PUK
U
K
Good pick
>>68250456
>astros
trash
>>68250456
>dodgers contending
mis lados
>>68250321
>>68250321
she makes my pants feel funny
MONEYBALL IS DEAD
>>68250456
White sox = nope
Switch cards and orioles
Angles =nope
Mariners = contend
Twins nope
Marlins almost Contend
Houston nope
As nope
Dads nope
Raus nope
