7-1 is still funny edition
>Yesterday's results
Brazil 7-1 Haiti
Ecuador 2-2 Peru
>Today's games
Uruguay vs. Venezuela 7:30pm ET (FS1, UniMás)
Mexico vs. Jamaica 10:00pm ET (FS1, UniMás)
>Euro 2016 starts TOMORROW
>Women's Olympic Tournament starts on August 3rd
>Men's Olympic Tournament starts on August 4th
>ecuadraw
>can't even beat peru (gay)
>soccer
stop calling it that REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68245920
>pretending to be european when we're not
That would be worse you faggot
>>68245862
>Having three tournaments in one thread
No
>Calling it Soccer
No
Trying to contain the greatest game ever to one thread screams Autism
>>68245947
>contain
What? There's plenty of other threads. This is just a comfy place for murrikans to shit talk and post speculation. Everyone else can come too, but we call it soccer so it's too late to pretend differently.
who /jamaica/ here?
>>68246029
More of an horchata guy myself, desu. Never had a taste for hibiscus.
>ameripigs
>>68245862
>no OFC Nations Cup
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>>68245862
>ET
what kind of make up timezone is that?
use GMT you savageland
>>68246558
>Eastern Time
It's the standard one everything else is based on in America, duh. That way people in other american time zones know how to convert it.
PPK won, Peru confirmed to beat Brazil.
>>68245862
>Soccer
suck my ball yank
>>68247853
Would you rather we act like fake Russians? No? I didn't think so.
>>68247789
They don't even need to now that they have 4 points. If Ecuadraw doesn't pick up 3 points against Haiti, you automatically advance. Even if they do, you could still place second with a draw against Brazil.
>>68247789
http://rpp.pe/virales/facebook/por-que-brasil-quiere-que-ppk-sea-presidente-noticia-939546
>>68246029
Here tbqh I just ate a paleta de helado de Jamaica
>>68248265
>Mexico is eating Jamaica
An omen for today's game?
>>68245936
what are you talking about? football and futbol are basically the same word.
>>68248199
Dad, I'm gay.
>>68248111
But it's blatantly obvious that Ecualol will beat the shit ouf of Haiti. In this case, if >we draw Brazil, we'll end up with the same points, but Brazil'll have a huge goal difference thanks to their 7-1 (topkek).
Peru hasn't beat Brazil since 1975. Yes, you read that right. It's either make history or go back home knowing things were decided on that draw against Ecuador.
Vamos Mexico
>>68248544
Sure, except that one is in a different language. There's nothing wrong with preferring to use english in america.
>>68248784
You realize that 2 teams advance per group, right? You don't need to beat out everyone, just finish in 2nd. If you draw with Brazil and Ecuador beats Haiti, you'll be even with Ecuador on points for second place. It's still possible to advance if that happens, although it's not a guarantee.
>from trans to sissy
who pakisissy here?
Argentina is the best team here and it ain't close
>>68245862
Wouldn't classier teams lighten up on the Haitians? Seems like Brazil is insecure
>>68248868
Yes but, afaik, what breaks the tie is goal difference. As I said, it's very likely that Ecuador will blast Haiti, and since Peru beat them 1-0, Ecuador will end up with a greater goal difference than us.
Now, if they beat them 1-0, I don't know what the hell would happen. And also they could draw or lose, but that's even less likely than Leicester winning the previous EPL.
>>68248902
It's actually a little rude to take it easy on shitty teams, They showed up to a tourney to play the best and having pity on them and giving up is kind of insulting. Like based Tahiti asking for Spain to give it their all in the confed cup and losing 10-0
>>68248979
if they beat haiti by only one goal and peru draws with brazil then it comes down to total goals scored as the next tiebreaker, and right now peru has 3 to ecuador's 2.
so if it's ecuador 1-0 haiti and peru 1-1 brazil, then peru advances. but if it's ecuador 1-0 haiti and peru 0-0 brazil, then it goes to the next tiebreakers, which includes a drawing of lots as the last one
>muh american coin flip
same thing basically
>>68249053
Oh, I see. Thanks for explaining the last tie-breaking criteria.
How did Brazil beat Haiti?
>>68245920
It's soccer you fuck
Was literally called soccer before it's name was changed to football in the 1860's officially
Eat shit paco and get back to building my wall
>>68245947
>the greatest game ever
I love soccer to death but this is a meme
Soccer is 4th greatest sport of all time
>>68246253
>Huehue trying to talk shit about soccer
You got raped by Germans at your national sport
Soccer is literally behind golf in terms of popularity here.
You put everything into the sport you have, we literally put nothing and only private investors keep it alive here
Nobody on earth could beat America if we actually treated it as big of a deal as the rest of the world did
>>68249243
>No Rolán
Good. Now they can hope to score.
>>68245862
If we lose today maybe Tabárez gets sacked
I'm crossing my fingers
>>68249329
I highly doubt it
But have my meme magic in case it helps
>>68249243
BASED Stuani.
Who Urugu/a/y here?
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>>68249204
technically it's all the same, they're both short for "association football" which is the proper name for the sport.
Uruguayy lmao
URUGUAY BTFO
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>uruguay loses to mexico
>their FA president cries about how "wah wah mexico has bias in america, it's unfair"
>uruguay loses to vuvuzuela too
now what's their excuse?
>inb4 they lose to jamaica
Mexico Jamaica about to start
>team A beats team B
>team C eliminated
nice "sport" you got there
>>68245862
Brazil will crash and burn in Rio.
Did anyone else watch ESPN's euro preview tonight? Even with an emergency set (I think they set the actual one is being cleaned out after a flood) they still put on a show 10x as good as the one FOX is doing for Copa
>>68259434
Rio is in Brazil you retard
>>68259546
>the copa america has been sidelined to mostly FS1/2
>the euro will be entirely on ESPN/2
makes sense that they care more desu
>Olympics soccer
It's not the same if it's a bunch of kids playing buddy.
>>68259796
Well not entirely, Brazil has nerman playing in their Olympic squad, he's not a child anym-AHAHAAHA I couldn't finish that with a straight face, sorry.
Isn't everybody boycotting the Olympics because of the zika?
>>68259796
still better than wymin succer
It upsets me that Mexicans are getting more attendance than our national team in our own damn country.
>>68245918
>theres a good chance peru and ecuador could advance instead of brazil
>>68259836
california and arizona hardly count as home-field advantage for america, desu. their next game is in texas too.
>>68259836
There's hockey to watch m8
>>68259836
Maybe more Americans should actually care enough to support their team.
>>68259837
>a good chance
HAHAHAHA good one
>>68258491
this happens in amerisports too yfr
>>68258491
Look mom! I posted it again!
>>68259886
>tfw they make yoga pants that look like slacks now so that yoga pants can be worn more often in more places
blessed
>>68259836
America is already a Mexico colony senpai desu
>MESSI
>HE'S THE WORLD'S GREATEST PLAYER
>AND THE TIME TO PROVE IT IS NOW
>not by winning champions leagues or world cups or balloon doors
FS1 commercials everybody
>>68259886
Thighs too close together, pointy elbows.
>>68259886
eyes too close, would not bang
>>68249204
Tyrone you can't even meme correctly >we are just going to pay for it.
>>68255098
>inb4 they lose to jamaica
God please let this happen
>>68259836
Las Californias son Mexicanas
>>68260081
>>inb4 they lose to jamaica
>God please let this happen
they generated some pretty good pressure there, so based on uruguay's last 2 games, Jamaica's shot at winning is actually not bad. it's not like there will be suarez.
>>68259837
>Peru beating Huezil
Not likely.
>>68260177
They didn't look too bad against ecuador.
see you tomorrow faggots, first day of copa america and euro together
http://www.strawpoll.me/10445264
Brazil won 7-1?
Kek
