>AP: Maria Sharapova Suspended for two years by International Tennis Federation for Doping
http://www.bbc.com/sport/tennis/36482288
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/jun/08/maria-sharapova-banned-two-years-failing-drugs-test-meldonium
http://espn.go.com/tennis/story/_/id/16044538/maria-sharapova-suspended-two-years-international-tennis-federation-positive-drug-test-meldonium
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sportsnews/article-3631459/Maria-Sharapova-hit-two-year-ban-testing-positive-meldonium-Australian-Open.html
and nothing of value was lost
About right. Hope she never plays again anyway.
who cares, she's a washed up old ogre anway, there are more qt's in tennis nowadays that you don't strictly have to put an alarm for a sharapova match to fap anymore
>>68219640
ITS OGRE
THE LADY OGRE IS DONE
F
JUST
>>68219664
Id rather fap to Laura Robson to be honest.
isn't she almost 30? she's past it
Her career was over anyway
Career/
I'll miss those legs
MANLETS WIN AGAIN
Nice. She will likely become a high class escort now. Someone pls lend me some cash money.
a shame desu
>>68219640
How long before she's available for purchase as a mail order bride?
>If she was still in her early 20s /sp/astics would be crying about how unfair this is
Glad it happened, bullshit story
>you walk into the shower to find Maria naked, curled up in a ball and sobbing uncontrollably as the water continues to strike her nude body like heavy rain
What do?
you know what I think she smells like all the time? when you don't bathe for a week and you're NEET and you just sit at your desk with sweaty balls and you catch a wiff by putting your hand between your thighs and ballsack and it's that certain smell, that's the smell I associate Maria with because she's so sweaty all the time. It's not really attractive at all and for this reason I would never fuck her.
>she now has more time for lewd photo shootings
thank you based whoever
>>68219768
She already sends out her candy for you to suck on.
http://www.sugarpova.com
>>68219776
the first thing I always do when I walk into the shower is pee
There goes the reason to give a shit about ping pong.
muh waifu : (
>>68219797
Im having mixed reactions to this
>>68219749
I could definitely see her doing porn.
2 years is too much
I don't know about you lads, but I would still have sexual intercourse with her despite this ruling.
>>68219688
>Laura Robson
Are you sure about this m8?
>>68219858
Yeah. Sharapova just comes across as cold as fuck, and thats a turn off.
>>68219876
>0 tits
>no thigh gap
>visibly flabby
how anyone could find this woman attractive is beyond me
SHE DINDU NUFFIN, SHE A GOOD GIRL
WAKE ME UP
>#BREAKING Maria Sharapova says she'll appeal ban, saying she didn't "do anything intentionally wrong."
>>68219640
How long until the gorilla gets banned?
>>68219852
yep, I wouldn't mind putting my penis inside her vagina either
>>68219903
Intent means nothing.
>>68219887
Agreed but this site faps over far worse
this is what she gets for dissing manlets, PAYBACK
>>68219786
>when women sweat they smell like my balls
autism
What if she becomes financially ruined and has to resort to pornography to make a living?
>>68219947
let me guess you also think a vagina tastes like sweet strawberry juice
>>68219640
WHY BUT SHE IS SO FUCKING HOT
She can fuck off, she's a lesbian anyway
>>68219903
>"do anything intentionally wrong."
>officer I didn't mean to kill him
>>68219640
I'd have sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean
>>68219786
>when you don't bathe for a week and you're NEET and you just sit at your desk with sweaty balls and you catch a wiff by putting your hand between your thighs and ballsack and it's that certain smell, that's the smell
I've been working everyday since I was 15 and have never gone more than 2 days without showering and that was on a camping trip. Fix your life. Not everyone is fucking lazy like you and automatically knows what that smells like.
>>68219971
So are any number of other players.
Serena, Robson, Bouchard, Stosur, Lisicki...
>>68219906
Never ever. Too big of a star
>>68219989
Back to myspace, normie
>>68219786
I like that smell desu.
>>68219786
You mean the way sweaty balls smell like the McDonalds ball pit you played in as a kid? Like that?
>>68219989
F
>federer vs shitz
>no thread
>>68219989
Why are you triggered by people being different than you?
>>68219786
>Not wanting to wring the sweat out of her panties, shorts and socks, into a bowl so you can submerge your face into it or just gargle it and savor the taste.
Just come out of the closet already, its the current year senpai
She'll NEVER be banned from my heart <3
WHO SHOULD WE FAP TO NOW?????
GODDAMNIT
>>68219989
>every day
What kind of a pathetic wagecuck doesn't have weekends and holidays off?
>>68219640
Her Tennis career is over but Sharpo doesn't need to on the court to make money
I surprised Tennis had the balls to do this, they're more of a touring road show now than an actual sport, so Kudos for them I guess.
>>68220278
Nigga I'm a fucking hustler. Weekend and Holidays are the busy days.
>all these hypocrites in this thread
Ayyylmao
People have always used "doping", even in the
ancient times.
There are thousands of body enhancers out there, that are not on the list.
Go cry more, you little wannabe moralists.
JUST
>>68219799
god bless you Spain
>>68220308
there's no way you think this
you're a commendable hard worker but you ain't no fucking hustler if you're a wageslave
>>68219994
serena loves the cock lad.
>>68219640
You could never ban my dick from that mouth nomsayin?
>>68220589
yeah, "her" own cock
>>68219664
Do people unironically fap to not hardcore porn?
>>68220759
>he still faps to hardcore porn
are u 14 or something?
>>68219799
That is disgusting. Kys asap please
>you will never hear those grunts again
>>68219786
>all sweat smells like ballsack sweat
lad, tits sweat is a nectar, truly ambrosia
>>68219786
probably just her underboobs, sweat is horrible here in summer, although im sure she wears a special sports bra to ventilate it
t. a woman
>Sharapova banned
>Roid Monkey tranny Serena still getting sucked off by the media when she tried chesting during a match but was caught and lied her way out of it
Lmoa
something seems shady as fuck about her ban
Fucking Commie bitch. Hope she gets sent to the gulag
>>68221074
>biggest shill in women tennis
>commie
Is tennis kill
Also I'd cum inside her if you get my drift
Fucking bullshit, how come the stupid ape Serena isn't banned for the same shit?
Oh right, because Americucks are too afraid of a stupid nigger.
I seriously hope Trump gets elected so he can fix this crap and have Sharapova unbanned.
I just assume all athletes are drugged up these days. Its how it always has been I guess. Nothing can be done to combat it. Just go play sport yourself and enjoy it and lets all forget this sports voyeurism shite so these drug monkeys dont get paid no more.
>>68221379
i don't know who decided that using drugs to boost performance must be outlawed, even if it's not going to cause long-term health complications. even if it does cause long-term consequences, so what? people have choices and they should be allowed to make up. this notion of "an even playing field" is ridiculous since by virtue of talent, experience, luck, or blessings there never is any such thing.
like how does smoking some trees make fighting unfair? everyone should be allowed
Im so tired of pretending like 99.9% of pro athletes dont use PEDs
If you can look at someone like Serana Williams or Hector Lombard and think 'yep they are competing clean lol' you should legitimately be gassed.
what a fucking joke
>>68219786
>>68221132
She is from the USSR
Will she play again?
This thread lacks adequate video-photographic material.
Serena will probably retire within 2 years. roiding up for 2 years to dominate the tour sounds like sweet deal.
>any other athlete cheats
Crucified
>Maria cheats
Wtf back the fuck off. She's a goddess.
Never change bros
>>68219640
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND.
What happened to Simona halep? Did she lose her meme powers with her reduction?
>>68222287
she should do porn already
>>68224246
shit tier player, lost any possible relevance and chance for marketing after reduction
Always preferred Hantuchova and Ivanovic back in the day, to be fair. What the fuck happened to Tatiana Golovin?
fed game moved to tomorrow
Western nations have started using sports as a weapon against Russia and Putin. You'd be an idiot to think Williams has ever been clean, or any other top level athlete. Suddenly now that Putin starts invading other countries instead of starting a war they suddenly find dozens of positive samples from old competitions, ban meldonium, which was used primarily by Russians, and start banning people for it.
All these Russian doping bans are directly caused by Putin's hunger for more clay.
>>68219640
I'm just glad the cheaters are getting what they deserve so the players that follow the rules like Serena have a level playing field.
Gonna miss those legs but her career was done anyway. She was never going to win any more slams
>>68219786
I have literally never gone more than 2 days without showering my entire life and I don't know what smell you're talking about
>>68225038
>a Finn sympathetic to Putin
KEK
UUU
KEK
K KK
>>68224299
>shit tier player,
>>68226237
>I have literally never gone more than 2 days without showering
There's your problem, not that I've ever met a girl whose B.O. smelled like a nut sack.
>>68219786
>when you don't bathe for a week
>don't bathe for a week
>a week
>>68219786
when you see a sweaty Sharapova, you think about balls?
i hope you're sitting down, i have some bad news for you.
>>68221379
Serena doesn't have to dope, slave genetics 2stronk
>>68226415
you can't handle this in bed
>>68219640
So, how long until Djokovic gets banned?
>>68226576
Nor would I want to
>>68226781
Nor would you ever have the chance loser
>>68226415
would not bang
I bet her penis isnt even feminine
>>68219994
>>68220589
>>68220744
Serena is tennis-sexual.
>>68219640
>b...but Serena is using ped's
Hahahahahahahaha!
>>68226930
>caring about a feminine penis when you're the sub
>>68219786
Who doesn't shower for a week?
>literally who
>>68219640
>"you can't fire me, I quit"
>two full years
wew, putin was right again, the west just won't stop fucking with russia, completely out of proportion sanction
>>68220775
yes
She thought she's untouchable like brothers Williams because she became American. Top kek, that delusion.
>>68228623
How long till she starts doing porn?
She's basically another Anna Kournikova
Maybe in another place and time Maria was great but she's basically better known for her body than her talent in Tennis.
>>68219994
Serena gets WHITED
>>68219876
This is the body of a female """""""""Athlete"""""""""
>>68219640
This is absolute Fucking Bullshit! How does she overturn this? What does she need to do to court challenge this wrongheaded ruling?
She might want to consider retiring
>>68231238
Suck more dicks
>>68219640
>doped russian
wooooooow
>>68219786
There are pygmies up the arse end of the Khyber who wash more than you
>>68219640
>for Doping
No.
>'for positive test on meldonium'
>>68225038
>Putin's hunger for more clay.
Holy shit just stop it already
Muh evil putin
Muh evil russia
Muh clay
Idk r u trolling, or just blind
Its all started with nato's approach to rus borders, from CIA chief and Vikie Nuland on the maidan
>>68226263
Not sympathetic to Putin or Russia in any manner. I just don't take everything the media tells at face value.
>>68238461
Yeah NATO came closer to Russian borders. So fucking what? Russia itself isn't the problem. Putin, and rest if the leadership, is the problem. They don't realize what their actions cost to their country. Russia could be a legit superpower that could compete pound for pound with US in every sector if they had a competent leadership that kept the country stable and didn't try to venture to neighbouring countries. Russia could easily attract plenty of skilled professionals from Europe that want to stay closer to home than US. The only problem is the image they insist on keeping up.
Western nations do some pretty provocative actions towards Russia but none of that would matter, and it would stop desu, if they didn't react to those actions so badly.
The revolution of 1917 was a mistake. I would probably speak Russian as my second language and English as a third language if the revolution didn't happen. I'd probably have studied in Russia instead of US if it didn't happen. I'd probably be working in Russia right now or at least would have at some point in my career if it didn't happen. It's a shame how much wasted potential Russia has.
>>68239510
>The revolution of 1917 was a mistake.
Which one?
>>68239548
The ones which led to the dismantlement of the Russian empire and the birth of Soviet Russia.
>>68221062
>something seems shady as fuck about her ban
yep.
she should have gotten 4 years
>>68225038
oh look, russia's little lapdog finland is defending it.
what a surprise.
>>68226415
DELET THIS
>>68222287
BLACKED when?
>>68238461
>blyat w-we dindu nuffin
>>68224246
she only got good after she got those milk juggs sawned off,she was a meme player at best,nobody thought she would ever make it big
>>68224248
>shit tier player
Your best classed player is in place 220,she's been holding steady between #3 and 5# for the last two years.
>>68219640
maria chan noooo
>>68220759
If you can't fap to softcore you might be gay.
>>68226576
I fear she would hurt me. Probably sprain my 5 inch wonder with her muscular bottom.
Maria = Bae
>>68220913
Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I'm replying to you because you're a female /sp/ user, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
>>68245514
I was literally looking for that pasta to reply to the dumb whore who felt the need to add
>im a girl btw xdd
Post feet slut
>>68226898
>wanting to fuck an Uruk-hai
>>68219640
I'm furious, we won't get any juicy and sweaty Sharapova upskirt shots in her tight spandex shorts.
>>68224246
Carrying breasts carries responsibility
>>68227808
I dont when I stay at home. I have gone a month once when I was studying daily. I like the whiff of dirty balls. I am a dirty fuck.
>>68230769
Kournikova never won a singe's title. Sharapova has won five Majors, and has the career Slam to her name. She may not be an all-time great, but she was a very good player.
>tfw you came for pics of tennis sluts but it was full of shitposting
>Russian "athletes"
Has Russia ever not cheated?
>>68220501
Fucking kek you're pathetic and reflect everything wrong with a shit work ethic.
Just remember that next time you're pissed about people around you being more successful. At least you have your days off.
>>68219887
>not being a face guy
Are you gay or something?
Looks like her facial hair is growing in, ew.
>>68219799
ayyyyy
>>68256814
ATP Stuttgart, Germany
11:00 Thiem D. -vs- Youzhny M.
14:00 Federer R. -vs- Mayer F.
16:00 Kohlschreiber P. -vs- Stepanek R.
17:20 Del Potro J. -vs- Simon G.
ATP s-Hertogenbosch, Netherlands
11:00 Karlovic I. -vs- Mannarino A.
12:30 Ferrer D. -vs- Muller G.
13:45 Querrey S. -vs- Kozlov S.
16:30 Mahut N. -vs- Tomic B.
>>68262164
youzhny
federer
stepanek
del potro
karlovic
ferrer
querrey
tomic
>tfw the grip change meme is real and it's intimidating
pron when?
>>68262354
>tfw
>>68219797
wtf
how long has this been a thing?!
>>68219989
its 2016 bro, learn to accept other cultures
>>68262769
She changed her fucking name to sugarpova for a reason dumbshit.
