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old >>68214041
2nd for Cruz my boy forever.
>>68218071
I just realised Bisping will probably want to defend soon, he hardly suffered any damage in the Rockhold fight and is probably getting a nice paycheck bump as a champion. Having considered that, and his age, it would make sense for him to fight again ASAP.
Seeing as Weidman needs surgery and Rockhold has just been KTFO it would actually make sense to give the fight to Yoel or Jacare.
>>68218103
HENDO VS BISPING
ITS PAYBACK TIME BOODEH
>"I can box, and I have better jiujitsu. Go ahead and take me down Brock, see how that goes."
he is right you know.
thanks for this OP Chang Li
I was tired of the bisking spam
>>68218098
Yea true, that sucks for the UFC tho.
>>68218103
If Bisping is smart and self conscious he will push for a match with Weidman, Jacare will be just as hard for him and won't give him half the money probably.
>>68218110
this would be the money fight
>>68218110
I would actually pay for a ppv if this happens
anything to see bisbong getting elbowed to death
>>68218106
Yeah, i saw that fight ofc. But it's only logical for Cruz to bring that fight to attention, Cruz is not at his 100% anymore and Mouse is much more experienced so that would be a whole new fight that i think everybody would be interested in watching. But as Brazilian anon said, it's just not necessary for UFC to do that.
>>68218110
>hendo finally winning the UFC belt and retiring afterwards vacating it
I'd be perfectly cool and happy with it desu
>>68218127
>>68218124
>>68218117
see guys I'm smart
>>68218132
good job Adan
>>68218127
This would be a best thing in MMA ever probably. Now or never!!!
>>68218141
how much do you reckon a chiminea is worth?
>>68218103
think weidman has already had his surgery, he seems to think UFC 205 is a realistic possibility for a return
Bisping v Weidman at MSG would be the biggest fight UFC can make for the MW title. Unless, they have Bisping defend at Wembley/Old Trafford.
![dan-henderson-michael-bisping-500x356[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3Ptre7N.jpg "dan-henderson-michael-bisping-500x356[1].jpg")
my boy(next to cruz ofc)
>>68218156
Bisping vs Rockhold 3 @wembley could be bigger imo
Mousasi vs Bisping would be a hell of a fight 2bh
>>68218156
>>68218169
They need to cash in on Bisping's popularity now because he's in the twilight of his career.
I don't think anybody sees him fighting another four-five times.
>>68218145
couple hundred at least
>>68218152
nah it's scheduled for today
http://www.newsday.com/sports/mixed-martial-arts/chris-weidman-will-have-surgery-next-wednesday-to-repair-herniated-discs-in-neck-1.11870668
Who "sakuraba" here?
>>68218175
can't reduce the moose
>>68218192
Gonna go watch his fight against aroma unless Italy wants to stream it and resume his Rory/wonderboy stream.
>>68218186
ya I agree this is why I think cockhold is the way to go, the build up will be very entertaining and the numbers will be huge.
Godamn it boys, why did they make the early prelims for Fight Night 89 better than the actual prelims?
I don't think my old man can handle sitting in a stadium seat from 6:45pm - 1am.
>>68218189
Sounds like a quick recovery if the surgery is successful, so 205 is still realistic
>>68218218
nah, go ahead, I might stream some time later
>>68218239
I dunno man, have you read about the surgery? It's pretty intense lol
It wouldn't surprise me if he was out till December
>>68218239
Just saying, I wouldn't be surprised if Bisping wanted to defend as early as September
but I guess Weidman (if he's back in shape) or Rockhold would both be good options if he decides to defend at MSG
http://www.mma-core.com/videos/World_Champion_Baby_Michael_Bisping_Corner_Audio_UFC_199/10131473?player=old
did you guys watch this? bisping was being a dick from right the beginning
keeps calling him a fucking this and that and a cheating drug something
>>68218186
he's only 37 his next fight will be around or near 38 and he looked fine vs rockhold, so who knows, dc is the same age
>>68218248
According to the article he can resume lower body strength and conditioning immediately, then upper body after 4 weeks
>>68218264
dutchy can't take the bantz, move to america and you'll fit right in mate
>>68218264
>his corner repeatedly tells him he's loading up too much
>he knocks his opponent out
>>68218279
>dc is the same age
Yeah and DC isn't planning on fighting four or five more times either lol
>>68218284
The rate of success for that surgery is low. It's a super invasive surgery that often leaves the person with just as much pain and discomfort as before. I know the surgeon is obviously world class in this situation, but I honestly think there's no way he's doing upper body four weeks later.
>>68218264
Rockhold looked like he wasn't taking bisping seriously. Or maybe he was just really relaxed?
Gonna need more sweet girls f a m
>>68218299
Yeah I laughed at that too.
>>68218315
From the moment he walked into the cage he looked like he felt he was too good to be there.
>>68218315
Rockhold fucked himself mentally worked himself into a shoot and goofed it up
>>68218299
his corner was right though
if rockhold didnt didnt underestimate him he couldve ate a lot of counters
What I also noticed that rockhold didnt kick as much as he used to, its like he thought he didnt even need kicks to win
>>68218350
Rockhold's problem was that rather than staying at range and picking his shots he was wading in with his hands dude.
Which is why Bisping was loading up. You don't often have many opportunities to load up on Luke, he's a huge MW who throws big kicks from range and moves backwards the entire fight.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/7/11880288/report-kimbo-slice-was-told-he-needed-heart-transplant-before-death
>>68218363
bisping was missing a lot though, only the last minute before the ko he connected twice maybe
>>68218310
Do fighters that are out on injury still get the random juice tests?
I'd fucking BLAST if that were the case
Throw in some tb5hunna and regrow all my lost cartilage, ligaments, and tendons.
Come into my next fight at 180% fight capacity down from 300% but up from the 90% I was while getting tested right before I injured myself
when?
>>68218383
He was landing a comparable amount of strikes as Rockhold was, in my opinion.
I get what you mean in that you don't want your fighter loading up early and missing and eating unnecessary shots, but I also understand why Bisping was throwing like that.
When you're preparing for Luke you probably tell yourself that if there's a scramble and he ends up in the pocket for longer than he normaly would that you're going to take his head off.
>>68218388
nice hairline
189 > 196 > 199
>>68218445
You know, at first I almost agreed about 196, but those first three decisions really weren't that great.
199 was great all the way through.
>>68218445
>196 main card
>>68218445
189 was only better than 199 because they had that live singer on the walkout
why is she +200
>>68218507
>american betting system
kys
>>68218445
>196 > 199
>>68218156
>tfw bisping defends his belt in wembley
meme magic is fucking real lads
>>68218517
>posting on an american website
>talking almost exclusively about an american company (UFC)
>typing in English
>>68218507
spooky polish goblin is 11-0 and already has a win over Erick Gadelha
>>68218544
we chinese website now
>>68218315
>>68218264
Rockhold couldn't handle the bantz. Felt he had to go out there and heem Bisbong with disdainful ease to prove a point.
Michael "The Puppet Master" Bisping played him like a fool.
>>68218445
166 > all this shit
>>68218544
can arielposting be a thing now?
>>68218552
that fight was close i figured the line would be closer
>>68218445
>196 > 199
woooaahhh
slow down there buddeh
>>68218576
>that smug look on xis face
where was that at? I don't think that would happen in the US, but you never know
>>68218607
in the US
>>68218626
"but you never know"
>you will never be born into a successful Jewish family that has been refining its genetic intelligence for thousands of years
>>68218635
Who are you quoting?
>>68218576
kek
is cruz vs edgar the fight of the century that we will never witness in our lifetime? @145lbs
>>68218576
>RIGHTFULLY lash out
Fucking kek. I wish these feminists would make up their minds: Either women can compete with men without needing a lot of help or they can't.
>>68218644
myself, of course :^)
>>68218507
didnt she 'potentially' get busted
>>68218647
oh man that's funny haha
>>68218662
Not every woman is a retard feminist m8.
>>68218642
you weren't born into a smart successful white family?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJRpkuofJ0s
WEAK
>>68218642
>he wants to be jewish to get 5 points on IQ but no athletic ability
lmao
Friendly reminder that based Ireland has 2(TWO) UFC world champions while """great""" britain still has 0(ZERO).
>>68218117
The real money fight is bisping vs [spoiler] sonnen II [/spoiler]
>>68218750
genius
>>68218744
Ross Pearson is coming for that Lightweight belt, just you wait.
>>68218749
why are jews such shit tier athletes they literally have/had(maybe he got cut) literally 1 fighter in the ufc and he was some prelim who
>>68218744
Bisping's fathers name is Jan and he was born in Poland, he fought in the British Army. His mother is Irish.
>>68218750
they already fought in meme fc
>>68218774
Irish blood is dominant alpha male blood. It cancels out whatever other nigger genetics you might have and makes you an honorary Irish so long as you're at least 50%.
>>68218744
its north ireland though, conor is from real ireland
>>68218786
My grandmother was irish so I missed out on dat sweet 50% then
>>68218786
i deleted all my irish flag pepes after conor lost to nate, true story
>>68218786
>dark eyes
>>68218827
>>68218844
Aren't Irish eyes normally green? I might be wrong but I have green eyes and I was researching where that comes from.
>>68218871
neanderthals
>pettis to 145
>>68218913
good maybe jeremy will knock him out this time
Why does Ariel keep saying he doesn't have a mole? He obviously has an inside source leaking him information they aren't supposed to be leaking. Does he think calling them "sources" means they aren't a mole?
>Pettis and Barao were once considered a best pound for pound fighters in the world
what went wrong?
>>68218929
He was told that if he keeps leaking, people would lose their jobs, and he just goes ahead and does it anyway.
>>68218507
Maybe because she was getting fucked standing up and Joanna doesn't engage in ground game.
Also Joanna won already
>>68218930
2014 was a very weak year and the UFC was desperate to market their champs
>>68218930
USADA
>>68218929
with God as my witness, there is no ‘mole.’ Honestly, I’m having a hard time wrapping my head around this.
Has any fighter recovered after having their face smashed/broken? gsp smashed Koscheck and he never recovered. Barao never recovered after Dillashaw. Pettis never recovered after RDA. What is Rory going to look like after Lawler?
>>68218935
>t. didn't watch the 1st fight
>>68218507
gadelha via 1st round sub
>>68218953
JDS is slowly coming back 2bh
>>68218929
>>68218934
>>68218946
if you actually believe that the UFC didn't willingly tell Ariel about the Lesnar return, you're a fucking idiot
>>68218953
Rhonda's not coming back if thats what your asking
>>68218966
Did Cain break his face or just beat him up? I'm talking broken bones in the face.
>>68218977
>flag
>"your asking"
Spot the brown Paki.
>>68218955
Not sure what you're getting at bro.
Joanna was clearly out striking her
Joanna never engaged in TDs
Joanna won
>>68218987
How did you score the fight?
>>68218996
Pride rules.
>>68219003
I don't believe you even watched in tbqh. Are we pretending now?
>>68219012
Alright, we disagree. It's cool.
TUF TONIGHT
>>68219019
It's not a matter of disagreement, you just haven't watched the fight. Your description made no sense.
>>68219021
literally who cares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiw6X1oyxCo
>>68219021
haven't even seen the first episode
>>68218085
Wasn't that the questionmark kick that rocked bisping in the first bout?
>>68219024
>>68219033
fake fight fans detected
>>68219032
>meme ropes for that functional strength
>>68219040
yeah it was
>>68219040
Only after a headbutt that obscured Bisking's vision
Rockhold is weak as piss
Pic is urijahs head coach
Looks like Faber is done fighting
>>68219041
Those spinny kicks should be banned for the sake of the retards that would try and throw them.
Your ready? Here we go!
Don't fear me...
>>68219061
good riddance to bad rubbish
/heem/, what are your thoughts on the whole Bisping and Rockhold saga that happened after the fight? Rockhold called Bisping classless in victory, Bisping called Rockhold a word that was very disrespectful to the LGBT community and he should be getting way more heat for, but due to other things happening in the MMA world, has been ignored, and generally, the heat between those two still seems to be alive and kicking. Was this all just a ploy by Rockhold to try to get an immediate rematch from the UFC by trying to prove that they could sell the fight easily?
>>68219070
...
>>68219070
fear MY BOY
>>68219105
>he should be getting way more heat for
Holy shit you faggot piss off
>>68218085
>>68218085
>>68218085
How many title defenses do you LADS think Bisping will accomplish?
I'd say 0.
He's losing in his next fight.
>>68219041
> le watching shit quality fights makes you a real fan meme
>>68219105
>that was very disrespectful to the LGBT community
it's just a word. everyone knows bisping isn't a bigot, he was just spouting words. everyone does it. if you're offended by words, that says more about you than it does the person who said them
>>68218103
>>68218103
Jacare's time is now.
Poor Bisping. He's getting death rolled.
Yoel's a dirty roid monkey. He's suspended for a while IIRC.
>>68218953
Rory already got his face smashed by Condit and came back better than ever.
>>68219155
>le pick rockhold, faber, lombard man
>>68219159
I don't think pulling out 3 times counts as title defences anon.
>>68219105
Bisping was a smug dick winning but that's fine
Rockhold couldn't handle the bantz and looked like a sore loser
the slur was said in the heat of the moment, and he apologised immediately, I don't think it's a big deal
It all seems quite genuine to me.
>John Howard is literally autistic
https://youtu.be/uQvdowws1mA
ONE OF US
N
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>>68219172
I pull out of your mum every night m8
>>68219169
Why are you even here? You should be filthy rich with all your correct picks every card.
>>68219060
Say what you like about Rockhold, but that front leg question mark kick is one of the nicest moves in the sport. If he were a tekken character i would spam that shit all game desu.
>>68219182
Thanks man. I'm grateful for that and so is my mom's corpse. Thanks for keeping her warm.
>>68219192
Np man.
>>68219196
>>68219192
/heem/ is love
Welcome to "If I Did It", a show where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the world of MMA and beyond.
>>68219210
Forgot that was on today. Starts in about an hour.
>mfw I remember that Bisping actually ko'd fluke cockhold on 2 weeks notice
>>68219156
this, he was drinking too
>>68219210
fucking horrible
>>68219217
wtf who watches this?
>>68219105
your a faggot
>>68219243
it's better than kickball
>>68219243
I watch it every week. I always let /heem/ know when it is starting.
>>68219264
Thank you for your service. I'm going swimming be back before it starts.
>>68219256
hey Austria i know you probably don't care but instead of "your" it would actually be "you're"
your denotes belonging where as you apostrophe re means you are.
Just a lil something for future reference my man
>>68219274
your also a faggot
>>68219282
Mate that's just a bit uncalled for. I was only trying to help you.
Just try and be nicer in the future, you don't have to act tough all the time
>>68219282
That's uncalled for man, he was just trying to help.
>>68219061
thats not true though
that chink looking guy buccolds or w/e his name is is their headcoach now
>>68219041
I remember when actually watching TUF made you a niggerfaggot casual.
It still does I guess.
conceive
believe
believe
believe
artem
>>68218543
Bisping would unfortunately sell nowhere near enough tickets for wembley
>autism
>>68219350
>>68219362
>>68218871
Can confirm we mostly have green eyes, myself included.
THAT'S A COORS LIGHT
>>68219392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ot20oc-4tQ
>>68218793
You would be heemed for telling my irish passport wielding brethren they aren't "real irish" for living here
>>68219392
>>68219405
i hope brock goes off on Reebok
>>68219429
>Stay in your car
>Run them over or shoot them
>Ariel is still talking shit about the """""facts"""""
>>68219429
this one was truly brutal
thanks for sharing the channel
>>68219419
yeh no shit, small people dont like admitting they've lost
>>68219379
what did he mean by this?
>>68219429
You're only in real danger if you're a faggot herbivore aka vegetarian.
Other predators see our forward-facing hunter eyes and smell our meat-eater sweat and stay the fuck away generally.
I'm they still attack u gotta heem every there though.
>>68219429
Don't post that shit here.
>>68219429
our forefathers tamed animals like this, fucking mad cunts
>>68219591
You need to study the purity of animal movements to unleash your full potential. You must move in the octagon free of any inhibition, as if you were a lion chasing his prey.
>>68219429
I'd heem them all permanently, lad
>>68219582
HEEM
EVERYONE
EVEN
MYSELF
>>68219621
link some cool shit like lions fighting, or piranhas eating frogs
>>68219638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCcLMNcWZOc
>>68219658
DELETE THIS
>>68219658
>hendofedorko.gif
>>68219659
>linking bitch eastern greys instead of based red roos
>>68218985
Kek Spain coming in hot
>>68219701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F3ZDqLIw7c
this is a better video anyway, it has a ref stoppage
>>68218113
Schaub is no better than Mir, either standing or on the ground. And he got rekt by Bork.
>OLELLELELLELELELELELELELOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE chants during a UFC fight
When will this meme end? This isn't soccer, fuck off yuropoors
>>68219750
Still better than "DE-FENSE *clap clap clap*"
>>68218384
>Do fighters that are out on injury still get the random juice tests?
Yes.
>>68219739
In all fairness, we haven't seen a post-USADA Brock yet.
>>68219828
they wont test him
>UFC 200
>Brock takes Hunt down and GnPs him for a 1st round finish
>Brock celebrates and give Joe the interview
>lights go out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0
>>68219900
is that song supposed to mean something
>>68219061
>>68219912
Entrance music of the undefeated goat, you filthy 194er.
>>68219912
>not knowing the entrance music of the straight edge GOAT
>>68219932
>implying I watch mandrama
https://streamable.com/ys4f
have you lads seen this
>>68219939
>UFC
>mandrama
What are you doing here?
>>68219941
yeap its great but the goat version is the "hello darkness my old friend" where conor is tripping and remembers his days of playing touchbutt in the park with artem and the dork
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGVdE7AD6OI/?taken-by=claudiagadelhaufc
Why are so many people writing Linda at Claudias pictures? What does it mean?
How long before Good ol' JR joins UFC and we get the ultimate commentary on the ultimate fights?
It might spawn more phrases than just "HE'S HURT!"
>>68220016
before transitioning, her name was Linda
>>68220016
it means that she's a 10 out of 10
>>68219941
music works pretty great desu
still hurts to watch again though lad
>>68219429
>shoot the double
>move to GNP
>get bitten in the neck by the other one and die
At least I tried to make the match spicy
tfw ram could heem every here
If you wouldn't go balls deep in Joanna raw, get the fuck out of /heem/.
>>68220086
>wanting ugly polish babies
>>68220086
Make me pussy
![a2.11].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kEu49Ey.jpg "a2.11].jpg")
who is your favorite 2D fightfu?
>>68220086
>Joanna is a 10 in america
>>68220127
>I watch anime
>>68219912
It's CM Punk's theme song
>t. /asp/ martial arts refugee who learned from the influx of mandrama shitposting
>>68220160
welll if you do, who is it then?
>>68220127
>Chinese cartoons
Name one fighter in the ufc you think you could heem in a fight
>>68220086
Will she rhyme to me when we fuck?
>he doesnt watch anime
>>68219941
I didnt remember conair touching nate that often
the media truely brainwashed me into thinking nate btfo conair from round 1 on
>>68220266
jon jones
that guy is overated
>>68220296
I've been trying to tell you retards that for months.
>>68220312
thank you tom cruise for enlightening me
its truely amazing how people can make you think a way by just repeating it and spamming it everywhere
I challenge of you to get in my guard and last more than a few seconds
an impossible feat from every single one of you here
>>68220341
How about you watch the fight again. Conor did better in the opening minutes of Round 2 than anything in Round 1. The thing is, he still got rocked, panic grappled, got subbed and lost the fight, so yeah, people will say he got BTFO. He landed on Nate, but it didn't seem to phase him much.
my fightfus to be quite honest desu
>>68220363
>he still got rocked
He gassed, obviously.
>>68220363
>nate wont get btfo next time
>you're living in a world where Michael "The Count" Bisbong is champion
>>68220086
i'd go balls deep raw on any female UFC fighter tbqhwyf
>>68220387
>>68220390
im so mad
>>68220016
>so lazy he won't even Google Translator that shit
It means beautiful, qtpie, dimepiece, etc
>>68220384
nice
lads, I was playing some divesand on the beach the other day, and a m8 of mine sort of elbowed me during a shoulder to shoulder
hurt a bit then, but it's been getting worse every day since, and now I can feel it every time I draw breath
how the fuck do fighters not get fucked up all the time in training?
>>68220416
>claudia
>any of those
>>68220441
Did you at least flop to the ground for a penalty kick?
>>68220441
They do, but it just becomes part of the game. If the injury is so bad they can't continue, then they'll pull out but people do fight when they're not really 100%
