What's the deal with soccer?
*crowd erupts in applause and laughter*
*crowd erupts in applause and laughter*
Sport for girls, gays, and third worlders.
>it's dumb and gay. MUHRICA
>awwwww it's so trueee
>(crowd laughs and claps for over 17 minutes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpnNakMdvXk
You can't use your hands whats up with that?
> it's a """"sport""""" where you literally can't use your arms!
"I GOT an idea for a lesbian boxing match? You WANNA know what I call it? SOC-HER!"
*bassline zooms across the screen*
>his favorite sport requires no hand eye coordination
>>68196864
>Brazilian "humor"
diving metrosexuals
>trying to explain sports to a jew
Nah. They just don't get it.
It's the manifestation of a primal game. Even in Atlantis it's likely there was some game where you weren't allowed to use your hands.
That's why there is a spiritual element to it.
it sucks
>>68197010
so thats why atlantians drowned, they couldn't use their hands to swim
