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Olly Murs the GOAT
>stream
http://tvplayer.com/watch/itv1
>Wilkes
/a/
>clive shilling unicef
pathetic
row row fight the powah
>these children have done nothing wrong
I don't know Clive. A lot of them are Arsenal fans.
did he say northhampton or northallerton, wtf :S
>all this shilling
GET OLLY ON THE EUROSTAR ROY
IT'S NOT TOO LATE
>Sheen subbed off already for that sports news guy
>spent more than food for yourself today
>£10
fuck off have i, stop telling me what to do you fat cunt
Robbie Williams' best album is Swing When You're Winning
Why do they boo Carragher but not Fowler?
Anyone else English yet can't stand this England team? They're all such boring people
PICK UP THE PHONE, BONGS
The begging for money is getting a bit grating now desu
Lineups for anyone interested
England Line up:
>Management:
Sam Allardyce, Robbie Williams and Bradley Walsh.
>Legends:
Jermain Defoe, David Seaman, Jamie Carragher, Phil Neville, Sol Campbell, Robbie Fowler, Danny Murphy and Kieron Dyer.
>Celebrities:
Louis Tomlinson, Damian Lewis, Ben Shephard, Danny Jones, Jack Whitehall, Jamie Theakston, John Bishop, Jonathan Wilkes, Mark Wright, Marvin Humes, Olly Murs and Paddy McGuinness.
Rest of the World lineup:
>Management:
Claudio Ranieri and Niall Horan
>Legends:
Cafu, Dimitar Berbatov, Edgar Davids, Fabio Cannavaro, Jaap Stam, Samuel Eto’o, Ronaldinho and Dida.
>Celebrities:
Patrick Kielty, Iwan Rheon, Sir AP McCoy, Matthew Morrison, Michael Sheen, Nicky Byrne, Rickie Haywood-Williams, Sergio Pizzorno, Shayne Ward, Sean Fletcher, Thom Evans and Gareth Thomas.
Mon ROW wake up lads
>tfw your old man comes round
>gets fish and chips for himself without asking
>puts the milk in before the teabag (???)
He's going in a shit nursing home.
>sheen already subbed for being a fat cunt
>Davids diving
Why does this faggot always act like a cunt
Are the celebrity players well known in England? Pretty much all of them are literal whos for me.
>>68142575
Spent £23 on a bottle of Kraken rum today. I have no guilt.
>>68142590
It's the reason the match exists in the first place, what were you expecting?
>>68142580
Probably a few City fans in the crowd who remember his time there before they were good.
RIP Sheen
He's off to have his heart attack, was in the post.
>dinho
>le be an average player, wear glasses and become a meme man
HAHAHAHAHA HE ONCE SCORED AGAINST SEAMAN
GET IT? THAT MAKES IT FUNNY NOW!!!
shame this isn't manchester city legends match. if they started losing, DCBW could disappear from the thread and have a solid alibi for being on the phone.
>>68142508
We get 7 years. My dad probably hasn't got 7 years left but my mum does.
>>68142630
autism
Why are the crowd booing Carragher? It's not like there are any actual Man U fans in the stadium.
That might have been funny if Ronaldinho and Seaman didn't do this same fucking routine at every charity match they play.
> King Power
broke my heart when I was 7 that goal
>>68142615
A few of them are pretty big like Damien Lewis, Michael Sheen, Jack Whitehall, Paddy McGuinness and Olly Murs
>Donaldinho
>>68142604
Does he know you're an elite virtual football manager?
>>68142615
They're all literally whos.
>>68142615
No. Some of them were semi well known about 10 years ago, but they're all pretty much Z listers now.
>>68142630
Autism speaks
>>68142595
Thanks.
Ronaldinho is such a fake ass bitch
>>68142639
think he finally gave that gimmick up, haven't seen him in ages
>>68142615
Yeah. Olly Murs was on X-Factor here, did a song with Demi Lovato that was actually not that shite.
>the state of Humes' first touch
>>68142646
>>68142667
Ahh yes, found the brain-dead sheep.
>>68142682
You mean you loved it and had it on repeat then.
text GIB
>>68142694
>Ahh yes, found the brain-dead sheep.
>wilkes
fuck off no one wants to see you score
Wish I could say this is the worse football I've seen at Old Trafford this season.
>>68142694
It's a charity match, lighten up la
>>68142639
>Manchester City legends match
Will zany comedian Mike McClean please stand up?
Him and that bird who once won FHM High Street Honeys now the face of MCFC TV
>mers
>Olly Murs
>Murs
Murrs out
>Murs
>MURS
>murs
>MURS
I hope the inventor of the vuvuzela died a horribly painful death.
>>68142714
isn't he supposed to be shooting at his head?
>>68142648
Some of the fans have United shirts on. Saw a couple before kickoff. They were both Pakistani.
>MURS
>Murs
>tfw Jaap Stam will never two foot you
> People rate Olly Murs
gtfo
>Big Sam with flashbacks from the Sunderland season
>Hurr durr murr
>murs
which players currently on the field do you suppose have a foot fetish?
>Muhhhrs
>>68142703
It was shite, but Demi Lovato has a great voice, not gonna lie.
>MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS >MURS
what a fucking mug
>Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad?
Top kek
Is >MURS the new >Torres
going for a shit text me if anything good happens
07394762547
How long is the half time break in these matches? Might quickly go out and spend a tenner on dinner.
>>68142746
It sounds like a swarm of African killer bees so maybe something to do with that.
>>68142771
I'm a blunderland fan and this is literally us.
>Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad
>DIVEIDS
>>68142800
what
This commentary makes me want to end myself
Olly Murs shagged my bird once. I didn't mind though.
Davids getting rekt
Davids takes this shit so weirdly seriously
>>68142803
Literal millionaire
Davids is going to break his legs for that
Humes is le pacey winger to the extremist
>>68142826
cuck
>>68142826
Same
>Chris "David Brent" Kamara
https://vine.co/v/O23nqVLX2EK
Shephard is one of those washed up fuckers that takes this way too seriously. Patrick Kielty is another.
>having to explain why Edgar Davids wears glasses
Fuck off Clive.
Remember when Edgar Davids was Barnet player-manager and gave himself squad number 1, just because he could?
>>68142592
>Because there's no silver bullet to fix it once and for all, children should starve to death
You are a colossal dickbag
I hope you get flooded and nobody comes to help you, because it wouldn't solve the underlying problem
let's see some murderball
>Hacking someone down in a charity match
Same old England
![Fxckin_0619b8_708996[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/KHCUfXM.gif "Fxckin_0619b8_708996[1].gif")
having flashbacks to the 2010 world cup lads
>>68142855
Cuck.
>Davids
>MURS.
>>68142883
That was a great time to be here. Came here for the Winter Olympics and stuck for the World Cup.
Would Rooney get a game for this England team?
what's the score
Retire that passenger
>Phil
would anyone take humes over sterling?
>>68142862
>https://vine.co/v/O23nqVLX2EK
Oh god
>MURS
>U
>R
>S
>Mrus
>Mouyrs
> All this King Power advertising
Why is this allowed?
>This meme England team is unironically more threatening than the real England squad.
>>68142883
who is that
>>68142862
Kek.
Now I want to go on a night out with Kamara and Brendan Rodgers
>>68142943
why not?
>>68142920
England: ((36/6) - (3*2))
ROW: 0
>>68142920
Semen slurping
>>68142955
me on the left
This Marvin lad couldn't trap a bag of cement
SHUT THE FUCK UP CLIVE
Prime Ronaldinho was the greatest player in history from an entertainment standpoint
>GOAT off
>GOAT on
>>68142960
The only good thing about Duty Free shops is cheaper fags
>>68142919
he'd actually take the sting out of this england's attack, that's the state of our fucking national team.
CHE CANNAVAROOOOOO
CHE CAPITANOOOOOOOO
Might have a five pound coffee tomorrow lads, just to see what Clive drinks.
marvin humes is fucking shite
>>68142957
Went on a night out with Kammy in Tenerife a few years back tbqh. He's the exact same as he is on TV.
cannavaro is a handsome man
remember when cannavaro did world cup coverage with itv?
most cringeworthy thing ever
>good coffee costs 5 quid
Costa btfo
>mfw Jaap Stam could easily slot in to any side in the world and improve them
>>68142963
The brackets are completely unnecessary.
>good coffee costs 5 pounds
err what
>coffee costs £5 these days
>buying anything other than an espresso
who the fuck is Johnny Wilkes
Based Carra
based Cannavaro
>>68143021
Sunderlands next signing.
>>68143021
Literally Robbie Williams' mate
can't someone fucking reduce Carragher to a heap
>elbow someone in the throat in a charity match
>scousers
popping out to the spaghettistore real quick, anyone want anything?
>>68143003
remember when Martin O'Neil destroyed Adrian Chiles lmao
Is there a stream that works in the US? Seems that stream checks where you are.
>drinking coffee
>>68143009
>The brackets are completely unnecessary.
>good coffee costs £5
>not buying super-strong Java and having it at home, rather than from some watered-down chain shit in town
>grow up int he city of liverpool
>play a charity football match
>still thinking you're in scuffles in the alleys
He just full-on elbowed him in the face.
>Carragher playing literal murderball
>>68143049
>implying it's possible to stop Carra
>>68143060
wonder what adrian chiles is doing now
>coffee costs £5
>The absolute state of London
Wilkes is such a cock
![b0vm9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rZHcZja.jpg "b0vm9[1].jpg")
>>68142918
Who the fuck pays £5 for coffee?
> drinking the caffeine jew
you must reply to this post if you are a chelsea fan
I don't think carragher really gets the spirit of a charity match.
>>68143060
Remember this from Martin O'Neill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEcPlgi2s-w
Honestly Sam, sign Murs up for Sunderland, he'd be the best thing for our attack
Does this go to extra time and pens if it's a draw at 90 mins?
>>68143084
>>68143077
maybe it's special London halal coffee
>>68143012
British coffee culture is shit but it's not quite that shit.
>tfw no longer living in Italy so can't have a caffe corretto to start the day
>>68142995
Clive is showing himself to be out of touch as fuck.
>"Donate pls. £60 isn't a lot, you spent more on your dinner tonight. Give now."
Could you spare £10, the price of a _______ for charity today please?
First we had lunch, then coffee. What will it be next lads?
>>68143106
Just pens, no extra time
If you don't reply to this post your mum will die in her sleep tonight
>>68143103
Leicester O'Neill is best O'Neill
>>68143129
Rotherham child prostitute
>>68143129
Thai boy prostitute
dida trying too hard
How did Robbie Fowler get so fat so fast?
Liverpool need to sign Mark Wright asap
>>68143003
why?
>>68143129
>it's only a ten bag lads
Fowler was on the piss last night
>>68143133
hope you stub your toe on a door frame you cunt
>>68143152
>>68143153
>Fowler
>Carragher
>Phil Neville
where are the actual good England players from 15 years ago?
please donate 5 pound, the price of a postage stamp at Harrod's
>>68143166
He's fucking awful too
Who's the fat celebrity up front called Fowler? Was he in Corrie?
>>68143156
>wanting fucking boring english players to score
i'm english but i'd rather see dinho score
>>68143166
He was a bit fat when he was at Liverpool like 10 years ago.
>>68143174
He couldn't speak much English
>>68143133
Dick.
>>68143150
He was great back then, had some real edge to him.
Hope he steps aside after the Euros to let Keano take over.
>>68143129
pint in london
>>68143196
t. underage
>>68143133
DON'T DO THIS ANON PLS
>>68143196
>Fowler
>Carragher
Right there lad.
literally who the fuck is wilkes
>>68143133
lol, jokes on you m8, my mums already dead
>>68143152
>>68143153
you guys have got to fuck now.
this crossing is >Moyes ManU tier
>>68143129
Ten Rothmans and a couple of tins.
>>68143202
He was in Brookside la
>>68143243
Pretty sure they'd rather share a Thai prostitute.
>>68143239
Robbie Williams mate, literally all he's famous for
This is kind of shit 2bh
Who /supportingRanieri/ here?
going down to the shops, you lads need anything?
>>68143133
Oh dear.
>>68143133
Sicko.
>>68143224
>>68143232
Neither of them were starters for England lads come on
Didn't Davids play in the lower leagues a couple of years back and get sent off every other game?
>>68143269
Should be better with the meme keepers 2nd half. Dida is actually good.
swear these games used to have at least 5 goals by half time
>>68143239
Jonathan Wilkes (born 1 August 1978 in Baddeley Green, Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire) [1] is Robbie Williams' mate.
>>68143284
He was going to sign for Leicester at one point
>>68143133
wow
>>68143196
Darius Vassell?
Emile Heskey?
Danny Mills?
Trevor Sinclair?
England have always been shite
Almost half time already? That was boring as fuck.
>>68143274
Oi want a nice coffee but im a quid shy of a fiver
>>68143261
haven't you got mental far left socialist policies to vote on?
>>68143133
cunt, mate
>FOWLER
humes is literally walcott
>fatler
>Fowler
how did fowler not finish that
fuck me this is shit, wish i'd watched shit gear instead
>Blobby Fowler
Fowler used to be deadly, wtf happened
im fucking hyped for the euros now
don't think i can wait another few days
it's killing me
might just top myself
>Fowler
top lel
>>68143316
Already done. Almost 80% no to basic income.
Riveting stuff
Fucking hell. How did Fowler manage that?
What is the best anime ever made, lads?
>BLOBBY FOWLER
>fat fowler dribbling past every defender
>Fatler
>>68143340
TG has been quite good
Davids thinks hes playing in the CL final
>>68143284
Barnet. He was player-manager.
>>68143356
shaman king
Davids will never not remind me of pic related.
will skip my half time coffee and donate it instead
Fowler couldn't even finish his dinner
>Dermot is still a thing
Christ
>>68143274
Jaffa cakes and Wotsit Wafflers, m80.
>>68143350
>being 20% mental far left socialist
>mfw
i thought england was fucked up
>>68143133
Rather embarrassingly replying to my own post, just in case.
Thanks for the yous lads
Fowler waddling around is the funniest thing I've seen all year
>>68143365
Fuck off Chris
