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>>68116545
>Main Card: (PPV) 10pm ET / 7pm PT / 3am BST
5 Round Middleweight Title Fight
Luke Rockhold(c) (15-2-0) vs. Michael Bisping (28-7-0)
5 Round Bantamweight Title Fight
Dominick Cruz(c) (21-1-0) vs. Urijah Faber (33-8-0)
Featherweight
Max Holloway (15-3-0) vs. Ricardo Lamas (16-4-0)
Middleweight
Dan Henderson (31-14-0) vs. Hector Lombard (34-5-1)
Lightweight
Dustin Poirier def Bobby Green via rd 1 TKO
>Preliminary Card: (FOX Sports 1) 8pm ET / 5pm PT / 1am BST
Featherweight
Brian Ortega def Clay Guida via rd 3 HEEEEEM
Lightweight
Beneil Dariush def James Vick via rd 1 HEEEEEEM
Women's Strawweight
Jéssica Andrade def Jessica Penne via rd 2 TKO
Featherweight
Alex Caceres def Cole Miller via unanimous decision(29-28)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims: 6:15pm ET / 3:15pm PT / 11:15pm BST
Welterweight
Sean Strickland def Tom Breese via split decision(28-29,29-28,29-28)
Light Heavyweight
Luis Henrique da Silva def Jonathan Wilson via rd 2 TKO(gnp)
Middleweight
Kevin Casey (9-4-0) vs. Elvis Mutapcic ends in a majority draw(29-28,28-29,28-28)
Lightweight
Polo Reyes def Dong Hyun Kim via rd 3 TKO
Fuck Schaub
Francis Ngannou
>tfw spicy bangers
>>68118247
Rogan is a faget of the highest caliber
Reminder Rockhold is a closet homosexual
oh ffs who gives a shit about ali
>>68118178
Show me one other instance where a fighter walks at his opponent with his hands out like that while talking.
protip: you can't because I'm right and you're wrong.. pussy
>>68118332
>hating schaub
>74
gone too soon
Oh stfu Goldie you fair weather bitch
Ali-esque in her striking, Joe!
>>68118363
this.
just show the fucking fights
>>68118373
who is Nick Diaz
>>68118373
>Conor is the first fighter to start taunting
You are seriously demented in the head.
18+
>>68118425
is she trying to dislocate her elbow on purpose??
When is Lombard going to get busted for roids?
>>68118443
b-but man, you dont understand he did it EXACTLY LIKE CONOR
Lombard is gunna toss Hendo across the octagon then finish him by anticlimactic TKO
>>68118425
>how can floyd mayweather even compete...
>it's a grandpa Hendo getting KO'd episode
Time for a roided out freakshow fight.
>>68118405
>gone too soon
74 years for a professional boxer with Parkinsons is pretty good desu
>>68118507
Already was.
>>68118443
nice argument fagboy
green confirmed for trying to be mcgregor
>>68118507
he learned his lesson in 2015
he's clean now :^)
This is Hendo's last fight lads
Enjoy it
A (small) mountain of muscle
>>68118546
yeah I know that's why saying too soon is just plane stupid for Goldie to say
Is no one GOOFing the picks?
>post yfw Lombard walks right into the perfect HEEM-bomb.
>>68118507
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/3/23/8280415/hector-lombard-suspended-one-year-for-positive-ufc-182-steroid-test
And hopefully again after tonight
this is probably the least roided showeather has looked and he still looks like a compensating manlet.
>>68118546
his heart kept beating for 30 minutes after all his other organs failed and he fought against parkinsons for 34 years or so, truly the goat immune system
>tfw Lombard is all natty because otherwise Dana would have caught him
feels good knowing what humans can achieve with a little motivation
>>68118558
>le epin troll xD
Guillotine yourself you dumb casual. I'm pretty sure you were also saying Conor was going to ragdoll Nate you like chump.
>>68118302
some instagram model chick
>>68118534
don't talk shit about america leaf
>they are going to let lombard kill dan so he stops cashing in
Reminder that Roy Nelson is the natty limit, everyone else is on the gas.
>>68118586
oh i see. not soon enough imo, he had to deal with parkinsons for so long, that must have been awful
>>68118674
>"""forced retirement""" meme
hendo's nose is slowly disappearing
If you lose to this Hendo you should just retire with him
>>68118708
wouldn't consider permanent brain damage retirement but okay
>>68118671
Or what, candy cane?
Bloody hell the entrance and intros just take the piss
Hendo vs Tito in Bellator is going to be fucking great.
>>68118753
Fuck does that even mean?
>it's a 2 flat footed power punchers awkwardly shuffle towards each other episode
>Let's go Hendo
>We want the WWE audience
The sound of that slap, lol
WE NO CHIN NOW
PURE HEART
SHHHHHHHIIIITTT
>post-USADA Hendo
Lol.
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SHIT HANDERSON STILL ALIVE
SPICY AS FUCK, HOLY HELL
this fight is pure madness senpai
FOTY
Nice Judo throw there by Lombard
FUUUUUUCK
lombard is honestly SO bad at finishing fights.
This is exactly what happened vs magny as well.
Vitor deleted his shit
The early weigh ins were no meme. This shit is great.
HEEM STANKEY
>Lombard gassing himself out again
Why cant he just finish off fights?
>>68118988
Early weigh ins plus Ali dying made everyone go full GOAT mode
you have him,you have him just think a little bit more.
yeah, nah your boy is about to get btfo
>>68118247
Rip hector, now he will be too tired to fight in the second
Post round bunda
shit, when was the last time hendo saw the 2nd round?
Shiiiiiiit that round picked up
>>68119062
stop i already fapped
that bunda
This fight is a literal coin toss
>The Asian did wrestling
>The Cuban did Judo
What the fuck
Is Lombard, dare I say it... Natty?
HOLY SHIT HE KILLED HIM
>>68118534
>>68118749
HEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEEEEEPY
USA
>USA
USA
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USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
TX FOR THE KEKS HAT
>>68119062
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIITTTTT
>>68118600
HOLY SHIT
HENDO!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
BEST CARD OF THE FUCKING YEAR
WTF
HOLY SHIT
HOW DOES HE DO IT?
Reminder that this is Hendo's last fight on his UFC contract.
>>68119113
his thighs make him look like a softball girl
>>68119130
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HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM HEEM
HEEM
SLEEPY
OH FUCK
top fucking kek
H E E M
D E A D
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
MFW THE ROID MONKEY GOT HEEMED TO DEATH
LMAO RIP PICKS
Literally no one but the casuals thought he had any chance in this fight.
HOLY SHIT HEEM SLEEPY GOAT CARD
/heem/ is he kill?
>>68119113
that muscle is fucking disgusting, jesus christ
Last time I screamed like this Holly kicked Ronda
HOLLY SHIT WHAT A MAJESTIC KNOCKOUT
he ded
wew
>>68119197
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Ok that was permanent brain damage right there.
Lombard confirmed deceased.
WHAT AN AMAZING CARD
Lombard is literally dead
that was fucking brutal 2bh
Hendo doesn't even know where he is ???
hooww?
is he dead
LOMBARD ON LIFE SUPPORT
CHECKING FOR SIGNS OF LIFE
>>68118247
Damn that elbow was savage. Muay Thai op
>legitimately hasn't moved an inch
heem dead
>beating post-USADA Lombard
Wow. Its fucking nothing.
>Heemed by a black Auschwitz survivor
>Heemed by an old asian
Is Lombard kill?
R I P
I
P I C K S
Hemdo is literally the scariest person i have ever seen, fuck that.
>>68119241
fag.
Old man Hendo will be a playable character in Overwatch
Lombard took 3 kill shots
he has not moved.
He is literallly laying there dead
goat card and definetely move of the night
I am going for a 5/5 baby
HENDERSON KILLED HIM SO BAD HERB WASNT EVEN THERE TO RAISE HIS HAND
HOLY SHIT
>>68118247
I-i-is he okay?
That smoker voice
literally Ron Artest'ed him
lmao
>this sanctioned murder brought to you by metro pcs
nastiest/best elbow heem ever?
Where is picks bro, I forgot who I picked
Lombard being rushed to the hospital
>>68119373
HEEM DEAD
LETOURNEAU ON SUICID WATCH
COAL SMOKERS BTFO
Herb Dean wasn't there to raise his hands
>>68119335
>70 year old post-USADA Hendo
>Hendo planning on losing and retiring
>fucking wins
>?????
>profit!
They really love Hendo in LA
>>68119463
Herb dean is known with his crippling gambling addiction
Holy fuck his daughter is tall as fuck.
good fight to end your career on 2BH
Hendo's daughter is a giant?
>Hendo's daughter
Mai mai
F
>>68119549
the things I would do
mmm mmm mmm...
>He bought tickets for ufc 200
>>68119391
His ult will be deforming Tracer's eye with an overhand.
>Tfw Hendo lands a head kick on the Incredible Hulk
>his daughter
MILF ALERT
Holy shit that girls face lmao
>tfw Cody Garbrandt fucked PVZ
>>68119585
how long ago was that? is that tate next to her?
>>68119585
that fat bitch kinda looks like Ronda
Is Gerard Butler natty?
Shout out to Herb Dean for not calling the fight in the first round.
We've seen 3 men enter the shadow realm
Will there be any more tonight?
So Lombard is finished
He got his chin deleted by fucking Neil Magny.
IDS HABBENING
>>68119657
rockhold
>>68119646
oh shit waddup
>>68119657
Bisping
Believe you me
>Faber has been studying Dom's strategy endlessly for years
>He's actually the best fighter @ 135 other than No Love
>He was always better than TJ
>>68119657
At this rate, Cruz might get a KO on his record.
All three should get bonuses btw. Make it rain Daddy Dana.
is that the first time they've announced that?
>>68119638
She kind of does, cheek bones are off though
did hendo get the ko? anyone have a webm?
>>68119667
Nah he had Magny in trouble and Hendo too...he just doesn't know how to finish fights and gasses himself out then gets heemed/
>>68119657
cruz is going to get put on cruise control by faber
>>68119707
Have you seen Garbrandt's other fights? He's a meme.
I fucking love this sport
>>68119728
T H I C K
>>68119729
https://streamable.com/82k6
>>68119729
he elbowed lombard in the back of the head
>>68119729
wheres britbro
>>68119729
Did he ever
>My boy Yair isn't ranked in the FW top 10
Why?
>>68119729
>Hendo
>doing anything other than getting the KO
>>68119750
Max literally sounds like a 9 year old faget
Welp, UFC 200 is going to be shit compared to this.
>>68119646
oh shit waddaup
>>68119657
>Lombard
>Vick
Who else?
>>68119790
god bless
>>68119822
Guida
>>68119729
>>68119304
>hendo almost KO'd by a sneaky spic
>comes back and knocks him out
>retires champ
basically the Trump presidency in a nutshell
>>68119822
Green
>>68119822
I mean, Guida was trying to fight Herb Dean, I'm gonna count it
>>68119806
rankings mean nothing, yair would wreck mcgoober's shit up
Is Lombard okay? Did he get stretchered out of the octagon?
>>68119806
Yair is light weight isn't he?
https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/739290978075443201
>>68119875
looks like he caught him in the ear/temple not the back of the head
Nice flag for Britain's own Max Halloway
>>68119920
No he isn't.
>>68119925
>mfw conor ko's nate in the rematch
This is a spicy one lads. Lamas is no joke for you people thinking Holloway will run way with this.
That was some legit 2016 gladiator shit. He was standing in the center of the octagon with people chanting his name. He looked like he was about to cry he was so overwhelmed. Good for him.
>>68118357
he's not gay, just autistic
>>68119920
>>68119956
Nevermind he is a featherweight dont mind me while i heem myself.
When is Oluwale Bamgbose fighting next?
If bisbong and hall win tonight I am going to lose my mind
>>68120036
it's alright, you're still cool
Ricardo Lamas Career High Point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3qmFFi_4LM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3qmFFi_4LM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3qmFFi_4LM
>>68119657
yeah cruz and rockhold
>>68120048
hall?
>reachlets
>potentially the best mma event of all time
cmon max meme this shit up
>>68118332
Who wouldn't? He's a dimepiece
Who will headline 202 when the Conrad fight falls apart again?
>>68119979
>Tfw Nate poops on him again
>Tfw Conor dies cutting back to 145
>>68119925
god damnit
>>68120072
>conrad mcgillicutty
wew
>>68120036
you're still cool
>>68120094
Faber, I'm already in orbit desu
This fight needs a meme finish to be Card of the Year
>>68119657
Bispong by Luke "The Samurai" Cockholder
FUCK MY POWER GAVE OUT FOR A FEW MINUTES AND I MISSED HENDOS FINISH GODDAMIT
>>68120137
>bisping wins by majority decision after cockhold is deducted a point
Is this man in charge of the title fights tonight?
>>68120128
>>68120157
Good
>Its a "Lombard gases himself out chasing the finish" episode
SPICY
>>68120152
when will he stop fighting midgets and fight someone his size?
>>68120128
that's a child, you degenerate.
>>68119875
Holy fuck
>this card
WE NEED MORE HEEMS
>>68120157
Pay your power bill then.
>>68120173
i laughed at this and I don't know why
>One angel wing
>One demon wing
It's like poetry
>those body shots
a fighter after my own heart
>>68120152
>money goof btfo
>>68120152
IM NOT SURPRISED MOTHERF@!@
>>68119989
Henderson got himself a title show now
With that knockout highlight reel he's in the drivers seat.
Henderson vs Rockhold at UFCNY would be GOAT
Is this the spiciest card of all time?
>>68120205
never
he is a skinny lanklet
>>68120228
thunderstorm brah, I was at my wits edge
>>68120205
His only chance is beating down manlets.
>>68120090
Why do all the best fighters have Twitch accounts?
HOLY TAKEDOWN DEFENSE
>>68120248
Yes.
why is almost every person on the UFC 199 card a white male?
where is the diversity?
where are the women? :/
>>68120229
This ref is based af.
>>68120234
>yfw Jon fucks Sansa
what is goldy all of a sudden an analytics guy?
It feels like anything can happen tonight. Cruz and Rockhold better watch out.
>>68120261
He makes 155 really easy.
He was 169 at the last weigh ins, and the "midget" weighted 168.
They are both lightweights senpai
Does anyone know what happened to the guy Hendo KOd? Is he ded?
>>68120248
Glad I randomly ppved it.
Really glad.
>baptism by fire
kek, good one goldie
>>68120283
>tripfag
>anime
>/pol/ shitposting
Congrats. You outdid yourself.
>>68120241
He'd kill Rockhold though. The UFC doesn't want a 47 year old with a history of jumping ship from the company as champ.
