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Every time I go chill with a group for the world series, super bowl, wimbledon, there is almost always, without fail, some NERD who downloaded statistics and is making fucking predictions when everyone else is trying to enjoy the sports, pulling out his app or nate silver article or fucking spreadsheet crumpled up in his pocket.

Watching sports is about having a good time, cheering people on, bantering with friends. Of course, nerds, being the social outcasts they are, envy socially adept people and try to join in. Except since they have autism they have to bring in a bunch of aspie statistics.

It's like, you're chilling at your buddies place with your crew, watching sports, eating pizza with a beer in your hand, and SOMEBODY'S fucking friend of a friend who managed to sneak in through the back door interrupts you and starts saying "YEAH MAN. NATE SILVER PREDICTED IT. HE HAS A 321.124234 BATTING AVERAGE. STRONG HITTER. I GOT HIM IN MY FANTASY LEAGUE, HOPING FOR SOME GOOD PLAYS" and everyone kind of has their look on this face thinking in their heads "who the fuck invited this guy":

Nerds being the kind of people to obsess over meaningless minutiae, numbers, and trivia that means nothing may be welcome doing your faggy analysis of magic the gathering matches at the comic book store that smells like cum and cheetos, where other socially retarded nerds are willing to listen to you drone on about absolutely nothing, but never go watch sports with a group of people. You'll just look extremely aspie (you are) and humiliate yourself.

Sports are about cheering for shit, talking shit, bantering, drinking pisswater beer with your friends, eating chips and pizza, and having a good fucking time. If you can't do that then get the FUCK out, find a more befitting hobby (like league of legends or trading card games), and go back to crunching numbers on your computer, nerd.