Bottom of the first and no game thread. Nice """"""fans""""""" we have here.
Stroman da goat
was just waiting for someone else to make it
>bustgaerts
>donaldthumb
>marcus "ace" stroman
Hey leafs, anyone been up to Whitehorse area? I'm driving up the Cassiar highway next month and I'm looking for something to do for a couple days there.
>>68105372
never been west of ontario
eck stfu
You now remember tulo
>>68105372
the yukon is a mythical place few have actually seen
fack
>>68105416
I've been there before, but I only stopped for gas. I go to Alaska during to summers. I actually has some money saved up this time so I'm looking to explore a little bit.
Is this the real thread?
>>68105555
Yeah I'm OP, I searched for a game thread until the bottom of the first then started one all half assed. Feel free to post lineups if you want
>stroman will never get Travis shaw out
>>68105555
Quads, nice
where can i get a live stream?
>People actually think stroman can be an ace
>>68105613
Stroman's the PK Subban of baseball desu. Just shittier
Is no one here a Sox fan/watching thd game?
Swihart > Vasquez
>warcraft
lol, stroman sucks. he should fake another ACL injury
preemptive
>groins
umpball
>>68105738
standing by
Are there players that don't get represented by Boris?
It's ridiculous at this point
i dont know guys, i just have a feeling stroman is going to get shelled today
>>68106055
>today
>you will never have a tender romantic getaway with mookie and xander
X gonna give it to ya
there were TWO earlier threads i was posting in and NOBODY even posted a link to this one??? what the hell you guys... that's cold...
stroman you cuck
>>68106063
gavin floyd warming up when?
gg cya tomorrow
good job papi
walk him pl-
never mind
stromans gonna learn one way or another
>pitching to Large father with an open base and two men on base with one out
Why
they deserved it
>>68106071
>mfw on that trip
omfg
just in time to watch based Ortiz double up on Torontno. feels good
SURE WOULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL IF YOU JUST WALKED PAPI YOU DUMBASS
>>68106071
unless you're robbie ross' wife
>>68106153
>Marcus "ego" Stroman showing maturity
>2016
Don't think so
>>68105738
here familia, i just hate matinees
it's my birthday will the boys just win one please and pitch well
>>68106237
why because it interrupts your nap time ha ha baby
>>68106270
Hahaha got heem
>>68106266
>pitch well
>memeballer pitching 15% slower than dickGOD
>>68105738
heyo
also
>these toronto announcers
just awful
>>68106314
What don't you like?
Vazquez would have had him dead to rights. bad throw by hanigan
>>68106314
you cant handle buck's folksy-ness?
>>68106354
>>68106390
they're not the based Jerry and Dave (formerly Don ;-(
also, fuck
who says you need to be above 6' to be a professional athlete?
M E M E B A L L
E
M
E
B
A
L
L
>>68106444
Stroman is 5' 8" and sucks
>>68106444
Me.
I don't want to watch manlets running around
>>68106295
except wright is better than your penis faggot
87 MPH
HE IS A FLAMETHROWER
>>68106444
>not having a based HoF manlet second baseman
GOOD
PITCHING
I
T
C
H
I
N
G
now im just mad
russlel is back
>>68106565
Referring to former jays 2B alomar?
>>68106565
never heard pedroia and HoF in the same sentence
>>68106618
Alomar was 6' 0"
>define manlet
>>68106623
he won an MVP so he automatically gets in
>honouring a black nationalist
>>68106681
whites are evil and ugly
>literally praying before checking the score right now
WHEW
H
E
W
keep it up guys, 4 losses in a row would confirm the collapse
>>68106623
ah yes, excuse my nonspecificity. HoF-bound second baseman Dustin Pedroia.
Cano will have the better offensive numbers, but he's like A-Rod in that his bulkier body will eventually force a switch to an easier position like third. Provided his wrist holds, Pedroia will keep on chugging and will do well enough to make it.
>>68106660
manlet = 5' 10" or shorter
>>68106661
this isn't the NBA, though. lots of MVPs aren't in the baseball Hall. and yes, every NBA MVP is either in their HOF or HOF-bound except one (Derrick Rose).
>>68106660
>Egg all over my face
Always thought he was shorter
>>68106782
Okay, now to address the post. Truth, truth and more truth. Black people who are awake know these things about ourselves. That they must be addressed. Many of us have a penchant for blaming the glacier monkey for all of our ills. However, many of our wounds need to be dressed before we can even BEGIN to acknowledge the mortal wound given to us by the genetic recessives/albinic/Tamahu/Yurungu/insert epithet here people. Yes, they are the root of our problems, however, we are more than capable of shearing off the diseased branches.
>>68106812
Even as a Sox fan I am skeptical about Dustin making the Hall
Sure he's above average in most categories, but isn't stellar in any
bowser
>>68106812
>derrick rose
wew
>>68106854
what the actual fuck?
>>68106812
I'm pretty sure the guy who said MVP=Hall was being facetious, as I assume you are about Pedroia getting in the hall
why do so many people take bait now instead of taking it easy and memeing it up
>>68106897
Sorry wrong window that was meant for my Summer course discussion board.
omfg
>stroshit
>ace
dickgod>stroman
>loup warming up
Gibby is a mad man
>>68106916
taking bait can be a meme too,.. my dude...
>>68106813
being on the short side is almost an advantage for a 2B, though.
>>68106916
I was not being facetious in the least in calling Dustin Pedroia a Hall of Famer.
>>68106935
is this for real? Do niggers really try and blame all their problems on their "roots"?
You don't see me writing dissertations on how the English are to blame for all of my ills because I have Irish in me, jesus christ
>>68107019
*correction, FUTURE Hall of Famer
at least we didn't get shutout
i think we may lose today
>>68107042
NO ONE, wishes to hear truth... But with truth comes Spiritual growth and mental maturity. I hope you’ll sit down and think long and hard about this one.
Ask yourself: Have you ever wondered why for such a powerful group of people, you are the most fearful, suspicious and mistrustful? Have you ever wondered why you are the only race of people who have the most difficulty with conception? Have you ever wondered why even though you’ve made every attempt to kill Black people off, we keep on multiplying and getting stronger? Have you ever wondered why you’re so deeply connected to your dogs? This may seem strange, dumb or even random to you but believe it is not. Good luck in your journey.
>buck laying down the bants
Such comfy
GROINS
>>68107131
>black sage meme
lel
fishbourne? Samuel? freeman? Who is this?
lol what are they even talking about
>>68107131
>the most fearful, suspicious and mistrustful?
because minorities have a penchant for violence
>we keep on multiplying and getting stronger?
because we bred you for strength and you have no concept of birth control
>so deeply connected to your dogs?
because for millenia humans and dogs have had a symbiotic relationship with them originally for hunting, war, and protection from wild animals
Have fun blaming others for all your problems in life instead of taking a good hard look at yourself
Hannigan for fucks sake
2 RBI STRIKEOUT
>HANNIKEK
HANIGAN FOR FUCKS SAKE
WRIGHT FOR FUCKS SAKE
what the fug kek
AJAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHA MY FUCKING SIDES
>the city of Ryan Hanigan
god damn it
is boston even trying?
>2 RBI strikeout
What is the point of the dropped third strike rule?
Hannigan is so fucking bad at catching Wright jesus christ
>it's a Red sox lose by shitting catching
LMAO
Hanigan fuck off jesus
>105 pitches in 5 innings
what the fug
>>68107390
ive actually always slightly wondered about that rule but i never cared enough to look up the roots of the rule existing
PUT ME IN, COACH
do you think they can take a mulligan on that one and do the at bat over
OMG NO NOT BARNES HE HASN'T HAD HIS 4 DAYS OF REST!!!!!
:^)
I like being on the other side of a knuckleballer meltdown
thank u for keeping the meme alive based knuckleballer
>>68107513
>I like being on the other side of a knuckleballer "catcher"s meltdown
why did he do that
some people don't like Eck, but I fucking love him
just calls the pitching game so well and has no filter, really digs into bad plays
Steven Wright theme music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC1oURSaYoQ
stromans masterplan
>>68107628
Pedro is funnier.
>>68107628
any NESN links?
>it's a Wright pitches well but Hanigan allows 100000000 passed balls and NONE of Wright's run are Earned Runs episode
god this meme
2 runs on a fucking strikeout
>>68107628
Who doesn't like Eck? He's funny and knows what he is talking about, and doesn't hold back to shill for the team.
He's the lone bright spot on NESN now with Don being gone since Jerry has no one to banter with.
>>68107723
yeah, mlb.tv.com you fucking poorfag
>reading live update
>1-2 2 outs, men on 2nd and 3rd
>it updates
>1-3 2 outs man on first
>think its just lagging
>read the play update
>michael saunders strikes out swinging, passed ball by hannigan, goins and joey score, saunders to 1st
anyone else used to love sports illustrated for kids?
do they still make it?
>>68107750
lots of people find him irritating and inappropriate
lol what
Based X
>>68107759
Shut the fuck up you retard we all just saw this happen kill yourself for typing out what we just saw you literal invalid what's the point of repeating what happened on live television in an online game thread you god damn idiot
>>68107814
yo shutup
>>68107709
agreed.
>>68107750
if there's anyone who's shit at calling the games, it's Wake. His voice puts me to sleep
>>68107752
>paying the MLB jews their shekels for being blacked out AT HOME
i don't think so, Tim
BASED BOGAERTS with the heads-up baserunning too
Wait a minute why is Eck filling in for Don?
Is Don on vacation or something?
>>68107814
damn owned
>>68107814
ayyyyyy lmao this abo shook af
I was eating a subway sandwich and didnt see it live you cockmonger
SHAW and HANLEY ARE SO FUCKING STUPID ON THE BASEPATHS
JESUS FUCK
lmao nice rundown shaq
these fucking little league plays i swear
>shaw into another rundown
you're lucky you got an RBI or else I would be even angrier
>>68107925
Because he's black? Wow I'm going to report you for this
>>68105587
IM STILL WAITING
>>68107814
lad
>>68107858
>at home
then buy a fucking tv you retard
>act like a cocky little shit
>get fucking shelled every game
should have traded him when his value was at its highest, hes fucking finished
>It's a bullpen game now
wew lads time for more memes
>>68107895
Does /mlb/ get triggered over sandwiches like /hoc/?
>>68107874
if you call San Diego a vacation spot, then yes
>>68107967
no. as in, home games (on NESN) are blacked out. this isn't LA, it's fucking Boston, what the fuck is this
also, I'm poor and can't afford cable
>not a single one of Wright's run today were Earned
>his ERA dropped to 2.29
LEL
i thought sean quit /sp/ for good
Hi guis. Is Blue Jays winning? I love them Jays.
>>68107874
DON ORSILLO MOVED ON YOU DUMB FUCK.
He doesn't do games anymore for the Red Sox.
Eck is filling in for JERRY REMY you fucking moron.
>>68108076
yeah, I know what you meant, which is why I told you to buy a tv, but as I originally predicted you are a poorfag and can't even pay for cable
how are you even on the internet?
>>68108099
give a north karelia gf
>>68108099
Ew, a finn.
>>68108138
my computer has the internet installed
>>68108099
does finland even know what a blue jay is?
russel pls
>>68108119
>this post
wtf are you talking about don's just sick
>>68108158
finland invented memes, show some respect kidd
>>68108119
Who?
>>68108119
Don is getting chemo treatment in San Diego, dumbass
fucking hannigan thinks he's some ebin spider and cant catch shit
>>68108138
I leech off my neighbor's wicked fast connection
>>68108119
CMON RUSSLEL
there's your job hanigan, I've always hated your stupid irish face
does martin have permission to swing
>>68107779
I read it years back. The best thing was the "you make the call" shit where it'd give you some bizarre refereeing situation and you had to determine what was the right call.
>>68108168
>>68108206
he was replaced before the season by O'Brien. he isn't coming back regardless of whether he dies or gets better.
>>68108243
guess not
>RUSS
>LEL
PICK BOTH
>>68107779
my wicked rich jew friends had it and i used to read it at their house when i wasn't playing their playstation
>>68108253
no thats wrong, hes just sick
what a fucking idiot, should have bunted then if he was just gonna give up
thank you based travis
>russel fartin
what a useless HACK (get it like he HACKS at the ball ha-ha)
>>68107779
biggest omission from the Mitchell Report right here. but yeah SIKids was based
also god damn Hanigan
>can't catch
>can't throw
>can't hit
why is hanigan a professional level catcher again?
http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/2016/apr/15/padres-orsillo-ready-new-chapter-san-diego/
FUCKING RETARDS ORSILLO WAS FIRED BY NESN AND WORKS FOR THE PADRES NOW.
FUCKING RETARDS
>>68108336
Heart, passion, determination.
>>68108340
lol where'd you find the time to put this up
>>68108340
just w atch the game lol
>>68108343
Words used to describe players who suck.
>>68108340
lol at a fake paper name sandie go union
>>68108340
context being that Sox ownership didn't like Don complaining about his treatment and salary.
tl;dr Sox ownership were fucking faggots
>>68108336
he has a funny voice so they like him a lot
wooooow Barney has a punchable little shit face doesn't he?
>>68108376
He has the intangibles anon.
>>68108401
hey play nice
watch chavez get absolutely blown the fuck out and keep in mind we traded 4 years of hendriks(2.76xFIP this season) for this piece of shit
>>68108401
ur mum has a punchable little shit hole doesn't she?
>>68108360
>>68108365
>>68108378
is it some kind of "meme" around here that orsillo is coming back? he isn't.
>>68108410
no, Vasquez has the intangibles and can actually catch baseballs
ruin his knees and start him every day, offload him in 3 seasons before it starts to really fuck with him
God I hate bandwagoners.
Don is JUST. SICK.
>>68108149
Sure. Come here.
>>68108160
It's something like RÄYSTÄSPÄÄSKY or some other
>>68108433
>>68108448
no really, that gum chewing action, that smirk he has
he looks like a bad guy in Grease or something
>>68108456
i like this new meme
GOATINS
>>68108457
>ruin his knees and start him every day, offload him in 3 seasons before it starts to really fuck with him
Vazquez or Hanigan? because if you mean ruin Hanigan then I holeheartedly agree with you
>>68108336
same as thole
>>68108401
>insulting this face
poo-lo who?
>>68108496
uhh, no
why the fuck would I want that piece of human garbage on my team for 3 more years
>hanishit
>who sux falling for the Big Game James meme
top jej
what if the pitcher just kept throwing back to first
how long until the ump told him to stop
>>68108482
hes nothing compared to moustakas
imagine playing with him every day and knowing you cant punch him in the face or you get suspended by the team and ruin the chemistry
>>68108559
he'd get tired stupid baseball is self-policing like if you punch the man in the face
BUTTERFIELD
YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
based
>that baserunning
>>68108160
>>68108477
blue jay=sinitöyhtönärhi
Come on Sinitöyhtönärhet!
GOATINS DA GAWD
>>68108559
might as well try it, its literally the only way stroshit can get outs at this point
>>68108572
>dat beard
either grow it all out or shave I don't understand this stuble bullshit
>>68108572
Doesn't look that punchable to me. Just looks like your average fat southern farm boy hick.
Looked out.
Butterfield you idiot
HES SAFE
HES ABSOLUTELY SAFE
PLEASE don't fuck us new york
omg he might actually be safe
>>68108619
his foot missed the plate
>sending swihart
>inb4 they call him safe
happening
>>68108635
no it didnt
>>68108635
nope, toe dragged over it
somebody give me a good site to live-stream this ballgame...help me bros
>>68108644
i hope they do and stromans era balloons up to ridiculous numbers
>>68108572
hosmer is the more punchable looking royal desu
UMPBALL STRIKES AGAIN
>>68108644
hahahahahahaha
>JEW YORK DIDNT SCREW US
BASED
>>68108666
sportsnet.ca
>>68108619
No.
SAFE
A
F
E
>>68108496
>>68108546
yeah I but really Hanigan is just there to ease Vazquez' workload and transition back from TJ, unfortunately
>>68108590
>Buttfield
BLAKE SAFEHEART
>>68108666
www.robotechx.com
ALSO HOLY SHIT
BASED SWIHART
jew york calls it in again
getting tired of this shit
NOT ENOUGH EVIDENCE FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEEEEE
WTF
wow i never would of expected new york to give us a toss up
Please gif of Gibby saying what the fuck
HOLY SHIT YES!
WHAT
A
CALL!
HAHA GET FUCKED STROSHIT YOU DONT GET BAILED OUT THAT EASY, FUCK YOU GET FUCKING SHELLED
>>68108707
>>68108688
>>68108712
>>68108716
You guys got gifted a game last week by umpball.
If anything, this is equalizing it.
>>68108689
dubs never lie pham
>>68108695
forgot >mfw
Lol lots of conclusive evidence
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It was still dumb to send him since the throw beat him by a mile
>
>>68108729
no that game was gifted by hanley