Just give us the title already
>mou
>ibra
>pooney
>giggs
Holy shit, could your team have any more cunts? Who's next, John Terry?
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/738838865184755714
we're bigger than /trans/
>Chasing after a 34 year old
>Poonited
Remember when Fergie himself stated that they don't usually target old players and were infact extremely glad to get rid of a then 29 year old Jaap Stam for the massive sum that Lazio was willing to pay.
Could be Interesting....
This will not end well
>>68075158
Rafa Marquez
>34 year old
>joining a Europa League Team
>The one trophy he is missing of any worth is the CL
Why? Spurs, Lester, Arsenal and City are all crying out for striker backups and he goes to there? If it wasn't already confirmed to be Mouyes in charge, I would have though tthis was a Van Laal signing.
>>68075158
>john terry
>a cunt
BANTER
A
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T
E
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serious?
>>68075130
>2016/17 confirmed for GOAT season
>>68075130
just relegate my shit up senpai
United are a joke club
Fergie masked just how awful the management are
Next Leeds
>Mou and Zlatan ganging up on Pep
This is wonderful
I don't think Ibrahimovic is gonna work as a 9 in the EPL. And it might damage his reputation. Just call it a day, Zlatan.
>>68075397
>>68075366
>>68075292
>>68075272
>>68075202
>>68075158
ABUs on suicide watch
>>68075292
do managers really have that power over signings in england? isn't it the board in charge of signings?
>>68075130
As someone who has supported Man United since he was young, I believe that this is a bad move. We are a big club and should be signing world class players such as ronaldo, messi, hummels and pogba. this is my preferred formation with the signing mourinho should be making:
--------------------de gea----------------
-alaba-hummels-boateng---shaw
-------------rooney---pogba-----------
--griezmann-----messi------ronaldo
---------------aubemayang-------------
>>68075481
Rashford/Martial will be the 9 with Ibra as second striker. Could work.
>>68075518
>no Pulisic
INTO THE TRASH
>>68075554
He's world class, but he's not world class world class if you know what I mean? this is man united you know?
>>68075483
He is literally 35. This isn't envy, this is now genuine human compassionate concern for Man U's well being now.
Why would a club like Man U risk it when they have the wherewithal to buy literally any player available?
>>68075616
No transfer fee so relatively little financial risk, even considering wages
>>68075669
Exactly just that. Even if it's a free transfer..... why waste that position on the squad?
...........Unless he's going to serve as little more than a bench ornament who gets very little, token play time.
>>68075202
stop sperging about age
he just had his best season ever
>>68075296
he is a cunt though.
>>68075733
>Poo $hit Gay
>Ligue Une
superlative wew la
>>68075699
>waste a position on the squad
>literally scored 50 goals last season
EPIC
>>68075292
United are the only team retarded/desperate enough to pay 300k a week to a meme
look at these butthurt ABUs ITT
incredible
>>68075130
DELETE THIS
ABU-bros, what the fuck do we do!?!?!?!?
It's to sell shirts obvs
>>68075292
>Ibra's play style will allow him another 3 good years or so
>signs extension after this year
>United win CL next year
>>68075292
Didn't he win a CL with Inter?
>>68075789
too many exclamation marks lad, gives the game away. try again.
>>68075842
[spoiler]He was at Barca then........ he'd been traded for Eto'o and some money[/spoiler]
>>68075892
Oh yeah, what a retarded deal that was.
>>68075862
sorry ABU-bro... i'm just terrified...
>>68075966
>calling other anons ABU-bros
I've never seen such a terrible false-flag before. I swear, the stupid fucking ABU meme is just a giant trick by ManU fans to make themselves look like victims.
>>68075158
Icardi
>>68075966
>ABU-bro
also gives the game away. you're fucking shit at this false flag business tbf lad. think you're a bit thick desu
Reminder
>>68075616
Hes a 35 yr old that just had a 38 goal + 13 assists season.
Lacazette, Ben Arfa, Cavani, Di Maria etc had about half his goals and assists.
His goals and assists will be fewer in numbers in Premier League since teams are better on average, but he will still be a good player considering hes a free signing, a bosman
>>68075130
DELETE THIS NOOOOO
I'm crying...
>>68075789
It's over bro, we've lost
>>68076171
Soon as you use the word bro no one believes you lad. samefagging doesn't make it more plausible t b h
If two same numbers he flops and gets injured
>>68075892
why didn't those tags work?
>>68075130
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yzvQCbdAIZ
Britcucks need to shut up
>>68076167
>Hes a 35 yr old that just had a 38 goal + 13 assists season.
against league one level opposition. literally sub championship tier. a 35 year old striker has never owned the prem, ever. he'll have some good moments but i'm not expecting him to pull up any trees because he's physically incapable now tbph
>>68076261
>physically incapable now
kek
>>68076252
great vid lad. taught me a lot. top quality post.
>>68076261
> a 35 year old striker has never owned the prem, ever.
Nobody except for delusional United fanboys would expect that either. But he's a decent alternative considering the strikers that are in the market now.
>>68076283
remind me who the last 35 year old striker to kill it in the prem was lad.
>>68076302
United's top scorer in 2000-01
>binning rashford for a past it old meme
Ayyy
>on a free
>52 goals and 16 assists in all comps last season
>led Ligue 1 in goals
>in ESPN's most famous athletes, he is ranked # 21 right ahead of Luis Suarez giving United two on the top 25 most recognizable athletes in the World
>ON A FREE
are ABUs seriously this butt hurt. There is no reason not to sign him. Financially he is a positive because of his image, goal wise he will boost the team, he will put in effort because he wants the league to complete his career and there is a lot the younger players like rashford can learn from him. Probably one of the smartest transfers you'll see this season
>>68076294
>>68076302
do you REALLY think he will have problems with Huth or Ogbonna or Skrtel or Kompany? kek
EPL defenders versus Ibra will have a hard time on their knees, ingesting litres of Ibra's cum
>>68076330
This
How could people forget based teddy
Remember when we used to judge signings based on their skill rather than marketing potential?
>>68076330
>>68076351
bollocks, i'll suck that one up and admit defeat then, didn't realise based ted was that old back then desu
>>68076373
You would have been in the trenches around then, eh grandpa?
>Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea will join Real Madrid in the next few days, according to Spanish newspaper AS.
>They claim the 25-year-old, who signed a new deal with United last summer after a move to Real fell through, can leave for about £38m (50m euros)... but only if the deal is done by 15 June.
>The newspaper also claim Real will owe De Gea almost £8.5m compensation if they do not sign him, because of a private agreement.
HAHAHAHAHA
>MANURE
>>68076234
spoiler tags don't work on /sp/
>>68076476
>‘I know how all this works, but what I think is disrespectful is when people start making out that it’s something I have said. I’ve got three more years on my contract with Manchester United and the desire to win more titles here.’
Try harder ABU
>>68076106
>https://twitter.com/SkySportsNewsHQ/status/738838865184755714
DARMIAN FUCKING HELL
>>68076476
>mou at United
>mendes both De Gea and Mous agent
>letting De Gea go to a competitor
NOPE
>>68076351
everyone loves racist teddy
except andy cole
>>68076476
>Winning is United's, Jose's and my philosophy.
>We can make a great team and I welcome him.
epic
>>68076373
Hes more skilled than your entire roster though
>>68075130
> + Best freekicks in the world (ok, one of the best)
> + Very good target player
> + Very good passer
> + Good goalscorer
> + Good headplay
> + Good penalty shooter
> + Extremely strong, very good at holding and controlling the ball
> + Insane work ethic and confidence
> + Good for marketing/financial aspects
> + Free signing
> + 1 year contract
> - Slower now than when he was younger
> - Doesnt seem to dribble quite as much and good because dribbling away from your opponent requires speed and quick feet
How is it possible to complain about this signing? Pooney is more washed up than Ibra is.
>>68076895
Hello Ibra.
>>68076167
>38 goals
>17 were penalties
I mad that stat up but this is the internet and i'm 100% confident he's gonna be shit in England.
>>68077253
he scored 7 penalties for PSG, 5 in ligue 1 and 2 in the french cup
>>68076599
Real Madrid won't play Europa League next year
>>68075130
UEFA Champions League Final.
Manchester City - Manchester United
Kek - Mou
>>68075789
Everyone back to /r/liverpoolfc to figure out a strategy.
First Goatse turns us down because we are a step down, then QTinho gets a big offer to leave, and now United are pulling in World Class Superstars! Carra help us, la!
>>68075616
>i-it's bad business for Man United to sign a player who's just scored 40+ goals... on a free
hahahaha ABUs
>>68075292
>people go to Arsenal to win trophies
Nice one.
He gona tear it up in europa league?
Didnt Ibra score 50 goals for PSG this season? Even if you half that, it woulf still be a very good season.
>>68079440
Yep. 50 goals and 19 assists.
>>68079476
Jesus Christ.
>>68079440
Yes, he's coming off his statistically best season ever, but it's difficult to gauge him given Ligue UHN is garbage and he was ok at best in UCL.
>>68077346
I already told you I made it up, crumb.
>250k a week for a 35 year old who's never performed on the big stage and been a consistent choker in the CL and international tournaments
Hilarious, Manure just continue to sink. No surprise the only people who defend this are Swedes and Man U fans.
Oh well, at least I'll get to laugh at both hook nose and Manure next season
>>68081504
He has performed for our national team, he's been great and is the all time goal scoring leader.
Most recent example was when he rekt Denmark last autmn and sent us to the Euro 2016. He scored 3 of our 4 goals against Denmark.
>>68075130
The new Falcao
>>68077120
Hi.
Dont forget that hes also a meme-master.
>>68081504
t. Spurs fan
>>68075130
He's going to get so fucked after years of playing in Ligue 1 and also being old as hell
>>68081504
What's hilarious is after 3 years of people just like you making endless ZLATAN IS GOAT and posting videos of all the amazing goals he scores EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK. that you are now the ones saying he's shit and past it and a flop and can't hack it and blah blah blah blah.
Pathetic t.b.h. How embarrassing for you to completely reverse your position overnight. Hope you enjoy getting dicked by him next season m8.
>Free transfer
>Just scored 50 goals
Say what you like, but that's amazing business.
>>68075130
signing a glorified Andy Carroll to a team that already has no pace whatsoever makes zero sense
>>68083139
Martial is the fastest player in the league.
Rashford is 0.7km per hour slower than him.
Shaw is probably up on that level too.
Depay is fast as fuck, even if he has been awful in his first year.
The butthurt ITT and in general is brilliant. ABUs are truly MAD AS FUCK about this. And the butthurt is just starting.
Can't wait to see Zlatan's antics on the pitch, combined with Mourinho's antics off the pitch. Holy shit. I'm hard just thinking about the butt-devastation it will cause to ABUs.
ABUs your boys took a hell of a beating today!!!!!!!!
>>68082994
this is what makes it even better
it's a player 90% of them are confirmed for wanking over for the past 10 years and now they get to see him in a united shirt, winding up players and managers from their club and styling all over them
>>68084026
ABU is a hell of a disease
>>68075518
I think you've been playing too much fifa
>>68076082
that icardi shit was blown out of proportion bro
>>68076394
Rekt you fucking faggot
Should probably switch to a 4-4-2 of sorts or just some formation with 2 strikers up front with martial/rashford and Ibra as the strikers. Gonna be one super sick meme if they keep martial out on the wing.
Manu is too shitty for one if the GOAT
>>68081819
Falcao was unfit and injured to fuck when United loaned him, why else would Monaco let him go?
>>68076895
you can't dribble anymore because they changed the balls
back in the day it is way lighter and easier to dribble, it looks so heavy now
I wish I was earning £300k/wk. I'd buy a Wii U.
>>68091457
I'd probably splurge and go for a PS4.
>>68091419
jesus christ australia, I'm not even sure if you're trolling or genuine retard
>>68091595
I always thought they were all trolls but no...Australia never fails to go full retard
>>68083226
Vardy and Bellerin?
Isn't this only a 1 year deal? I don't see how its bad from United's standpoint. Even if he sucks, it's only 1 year that he is owed money.
Rooney has the worst deal because of how long United are cmmitted to him.
>>68083226
>Martial is the fastest player in the league.
Doubt it. But he's still GOAT on the wings
>Rashford is 0.7km per hour slower than him.
Bench
>Shaw is probably up on that level too.
Crock
>Depay
Kek
>>68075202
>Stam to Lazio
>Stam went to ac Milan
You fucking pleb
amazing signing desu
>FREE
>will sell gorillions in shirts
>might even continue his goat form
>only going to be for a year or as long as he comes good
>FOR FREE
united needs someone who can take a dump on the shit teams and zlatan should at least be able to do that - if not more
>>68075202
He literally said that he regretted
>>68092301
he went to lazio in 2001 and then to milan in 2004
>>68076895
> + Best freekicks in the world (ok, one of the best)
Only wrong thing in your post. His free kicks are powerful but that's all.
Litteraly Taiwo tier
>>68075130
cant wait for big andy carrol to show this hook nosed mudslime how it's done
>need a new team for the future
>build it around a 34 year old, who doesnt move. whos only on a one year contract
>>68093712
>sign one of the best strikers in the decade
>for free
>Martial and Rashford for future
>young strikers eager to learn from the best
>Not a profit
Ibra + Mou = RIP pep
I am an ABU but they are now 1000 times more likeable
>>68093712
>build it around
Since when? Where did you get that idea?
>the utter devastation amongst ABUs in this thread
>>68093365
Yes, he uses power rather than accuracy. But they often go in because his freekicks are so fucking hard
>>68093692
Zlatan is a Christian
>>68075130
>us
What part of United are you from m8?
>>68076106
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>>68075733
In France.
Looking forward to 17/18 lads
Was already pissed that mourinho is coach now thet want fucking zlatan, just fuck my legacy up famdingo
>>68097811
>leltic
>scotland
fuck off with ur irrelevant shitcan team team that lost to a fucking 4 year upstart
>>68097939
>this asspain
>>68097895
Yeah should have brought in some of those french muslim nignogs
>>68076284
/bully/
I actually had to enter jewbook for this, Sweden. You better pay up with non niggered cuties https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzvQCbdAIZQ
>>68098043
>welcome to manchester united
Every fucking time
>>68092301
>Amerifats
He did go to Lazio after Man U
srs?
>CR7
>Diego Costa
>Ibra
Mou likes to have a fearless attacker in his lineup. This actually makes a lot of sense.
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