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Name one notable sporting accomplishment by this """"""""""""country""""""""""""
>>68074551
They shot that one dude after he scored an own goal.
They had a divegrass player with big hair in the 1980s.
O robozinho
>>68074551
just try to imagine if /sp existed in 1994
>>68074551
Two baseball world cups
>>68074551
most metric tons of cocaine shipped into florida.
>>68074628
Edgar Renteria was the World Series MVP in 2010.
>that time murrica got btfo so hard by colombia the mods had to delete the thread
They gave Canada it's 1st and only Gold Cup in the early 2000s.
>>68074643
is drug trafficking an sport?
they probably won the Copa America at least once
they produced top meme players like Higuita and Valderrama
they are pretty good at cycling
that's it
Their cocaine has ended many, many degenerate athletes' careers/lives.
That's an accomplishement.
>>68074607
>5-0
gorgeous grills
if they're not darkies
They were GOAT in This is Football
Jose Quintana is the best pitcher in the American League
Nairo Quintana 2016 tdf winner
>>68074757
not even the best pitcher on his team, la
>>68074802
he is though. Better ERA than Sale two years running now, and he's consistently great, always gives the team a shot to win. Sale is a lot more streaky and throws some shitters once in a while, and Sale gets more praise than he deserves because of muh strikeouts.
Q just has the worst luck, horrendous run support. This year he leads the league in ERA on an above .500 team and he's 5-5 anyway. 4th year in a row he's in the bottom 10 of the league in run support
Didn't Atletico Nacional win a Copa Lib?
In my FM save. I managed to sign 3 wonderkid Colombians in 2017. Only one wasn't a regen.
In the first world cup, they all got into the team (they're 19-20) and they got to the final only to lose 4-0 to Germany. Germany didn't even have a top player, USA won that award.
So, they're good in my save!
>>68074551
Dude Colombia is a pretty banging sports country.
They have soccer, sure, but know what sports they punch way above their weight in?
Cycling and Motorsports.
Fucking based Juan Pablo Montoya has won races in Formula 1, Indycar, and NASCAR. He won the Indy 500 last year for his second time, but the story of the first time is very awesome:
>Despite public warnings from two-time Indy 500 winner Al Unser, Jr. claiming that if a driver does not respect the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, the place "will bite you – hard" Montoya shrugged off the advice claiming that all four corners were exactly the same and that the track required less attention than the road courses in the CART series and in European racing.
>In the event, the Colombian led 167 of 200 laps and claimed top honours at the end of the 500-mile (800 km) race, taking an easy victory on his first attempt.
>>68075084
Colombia is not a small country, they don't punch above their weight in any sport. maybe they punch slightly above their overall interest level, you might include baseball in that as well.
but far below their weighted interest level in soccer, which is all they truly care about
Though I hear cycling is decently big there, so probably below their weight there since they've never really done anything that great
>>68075155
Colombia is the Finland of the Americas in terms of motorsport. There were three Colombians in this year's Indy 500, dude. There have been several Colombian F1 racers, all the way back to the 1970s.
In cycling, I gather it's a mountainous country so they put out good climbers.
And yes, I agree, they underperform in soccer but the thread isn't about rankings or relative performance, it's about great sport achievements. And winning the Indy 500 two fucking times is awesome. So is winning the Monaco GP.
>>68075155
>>68075205
Yeah is a shame that we really only care about futbol, when we are better in sports like baseball or cycling, we even have two world cups in baseball and great players like Renteria or Cabrera, at least cycling is popular again
>>68075084
No f1 championships.
No f1 team
No achievement worth remembering
>He lost to Schumi so well!
RENEEEEEEEEEEE
>not speed skatting
dissapointing niggas.
more than one decade where the only winner is colombia.
12 WC.
nobody can stop us.
Cocaine olympics
Best colombian player tbqh
>>68076585
pretty sure you already beat us at that
top tier cycling waifu
how can the rest of the world compete with us?
>>68076536
does colombia even send athletes to the winter olympics?
>>68076763
dude, we're an equatorial country.
I dunno, but we have cold parts and could afford I think people who train in mountains.
If you're OP, see
>>68076758
>>68076802
speed skating is pic related
Their women are hot as fuck to be desu. I went to Bogota for work last year, and the standard over there is top notch.
>>68076824
dunno.
the proper name (wikipedia) is: inline speed skatting.
you can google that.
since 1997, there's no top 4 without colombia, and since 2000 there's only 3 times we're not the WC winner.
>>68074551
number one in chaturbate hookers
Knew a qt colombian chick. She was nice.
>>68074551
High-level banter, m8. You faggots are worse than redditors. Enjoy the game, everyone.
>>68077084
go to sleep, roberto
>>68076185
Yeah and he was regarded at the biggest threat so Schumi, too, until fucking Ron Autism got on his case for bringing donuts to the mechanics.
>>68076536
>tfw it's not an olympic sport
>>68076758
what is this?
>>68077445
speed inline skatting.
>>68075084
chicano de mierda a quien carajo le importa esos deportes de mierda
>>68074551
CHICANO
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>>68077492
Me gusta mucho el automovilisimo.
I used to watch a lot of NASCAR and I hate racism and closed mindedness so I automatically root for whoever is the most minority so I always rooted for Montoya.
Now I watch Formula 1 then indycar then NASCAR.
>>68077471
So in other words, rollerblading?
>>68074678
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>68077574
Que respuesta de mierda.
>>68077599
dunno the name, we call it simply skatting.
>>68074551
hosted a Copa America no one wanted to go to and won it
why are all the bitches in colombia made of plastic? literally fake tits and ass everywhere
Winning the giro d'italia 2014, friendo
>>68077612
Well you're a negative nancy. Are you pregaming your anger for when Uruguay loses big in the copa? OR are you just jealous because your worldwide sporting record is even shittier than Colombia's?
>>68077492
Why the duck do you
1)Assume everyone can understand what you're saying
2)Hate your own people?
Seriously you duck, not everyone who's into soccer in America is Hispanic. I don't get the CHI hate, you are aware those CHI are your own people, right? Ethnically the same as you are Pedro
And the rest of the world uses English, not Spanish senpai, shitpost all you want but at least let me understand wtf you're saying.
>>68077109
nigga, it's 4:20 PST
>>68077698
lol
19 international title shitty
and yes, all that counts is futbol
>>68077730
Se llama futbol.
No entendes el odio a los chilenos porque chilenos porque sos un ignorante y encima no entendés el idioma.
It's a Copa America thread. Learn the language faggot.
>>68077838
time for your siesta, then
>>68077995
19 titles? You listing your Kirin Cup appearances in there, pal? LOL
Is Falcao the GOAT colombian? I don't know any colombians from a long time ago except for Valderama and Escobar
>>68078116
it's game time, homie. Who the fuck do you think I am? Some Mexican? A Spaniard? Are you a fat Midwesterner by chance? Your grammar suggests that you aren't a Southerner.
>>68078073
Si si yo hablo espanol. El perro Es negro. Dos tacos y una cerveza, por favor. Yo soy de estados unidos, y tu? Es azul mi color favorito. La mujer Es guapa. Gustaria viajar a Estadio Santiago Bernabeu y ver al TSUUU
It's not even that difficult, but this is a fucking int board. It actually is an American board. Please be nice and viva largo Chile! Gracias mi general!
>>68078209
Says the country that only wins Copas de Oro con los Mejicanos.
>>68078257
he was.
I think after his injury he hasn't been able to get to his prime.
right now the current GOAT scorers are hames, cuadrado and latelly baca.
>>68078313
I lol'd to this.
They shot that one guy after he scored an own goal. So #1 in friendly fire until the Iranian national team beheads a player for not praying in the 75th minute
>>68078349
Jesus fuck we've won more medals at Olympics than every other country in this thread combined.
Not to mention back-to-back world war champs.
>>68078391
>country with 10 or 20 times the other countries population that has all the best training and millions of money
>why you're shit
the only country that could beat you is china.
>>68078073
deja la vela mi amigo
>>68078391
>we
>somehow this means im a winner and their accomplishments are mine
wew laddie
>>68078489
Where your leaf go? Third world shithole Canada?
Cocaine
Uhh..
FARC
Er...
More Cocaine
>>68078555
>tfw Canada apologized because peru complained canada flag was stolen from peru
you can't make this shit up sempai.
>>68078472
Tas en pedo. Hace un rato dije que pizco era peruano y me decís esto, amigo? El pizco es chileno ahora.
>>68074551
Fast kidnapping.
>>68074551
Eating cockroaches
>>68078391
>we
>>68078687
>>68078684
>>68078642
It was actually a /pol/ false flag. It didn't happen. Good luck tonight backwards Armenia. Should we be worried about Paraguay?
>>68078687
That's turkey.
>>68078746
the only non meme teams are brazil, argentina, uruguay, colombia, ecuador.
the rest are even weaker than ecuador.
paraguay is just a mid tier team at the level of Peru.
>>68074628
The women's water Polo world Cup is more prestigious than that
>>68078733
It´s not in the olimpics games
yet but maybe someday.
>>68078666
El pizco ahora es chileno. Confirmed by satanic trips.
>>68074551
Colombia is the best country by a mile in speed skating. world champion multiple times and the best skaters are colombian
>meme sport
yep. it is what it is.
>>68074628
Baseball World Cup? I though it was World Series.
>>68078785
I thought Ecuador was quite a meme. Isn't independente del Valle from there?
Are you a based Atletico fan?
>>68078785
>ecuador
>colombia
>non meme
The only non-meme teams are
Mexico
Brazil
Argentina
Uruguay
that's it holmes.
>>68078854
Fuck Mexico, go the fuck back.
>>68074949
yes, pablo bought it once.
congolombia
>>68078788
Only because Cuba or Japan is more relevant than you, right?
>>68078853
>>68078854
I'm talking about the current NT, not the overall history.
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>>68078903
>tfw when almost all Colombiano players are black, yet out of all Colombianos I met while I lived in NY were not black.
Why is that, my dear macri voter?
Everybody knows that Columbia is the true spelling.
>>68078976
blacks are the superior sport race, why they should go to something they're not naturally gifted?
it's like asking why chinese go to STEM.
>>68079016
But damn, is Slavery legal in Colombia or something? it's almost like blacks in Colombia were slaves and the only way to gain freedom was through sports. I mean I literally have not met ONE black Colombian. Your woman are pretty qt though, I gotta give you that Pablo.
>>68079161
>he doesn't know slavery is still legal in USA prisons
lmao
they were slaves bro, the only who get here were the strong that survived the journey.
but memes aside, I remember pol posting some crap that said that blacks were more agressive (more testoterone) and that their muscles have faster regenerative times or some shit.
like blacks were made to be strong or some shit.
>>68074551
here
>>68074580
this
>>68078854
>The only non-meme teams are
>Mexico
here is your (you)
>>68079711
Dude Mexico is going to do really well in this tournament, mark my words.
I'm American through and through and I know some people say it to troll, but it's true that Mexico is for all intents and purposes the home team of this tournament. Most of the venues have significant Mexican populations.
Don't underestimate them. I don't expect Mexico to win but they will pass the first knockout stage almost surely.
Killing the US at their own turf.
>>68074551
oh oh i know, i've got one
......oh wait, cocaine isn't a sport, nevermind
>>68078783
they practice cannibalism?
>>68083107
7-1 would be a killing, pedro
2-0 is par for the course
>>68074551
We just won against you guys... but that's hardly a notable accomplishment
>>68076763
Pfft.
I've never even seen snow in my fucking life
ayyyy
>>68076832
And Bogotá is shit tier for the rest of the country. You should have gone to any other big City like Medellín or Barranquilla , that's where the fun's at
>>68076763
Yes, colombia plans on winning medals at ice skating in the next Winter Olympics.
>>68077643
USA has the same proportion of people undergoing plastic surgery every year as Colombia. Theres 10 procedures for every 1000 people in both countries every year.
>>68074709
won it once, usual host & steal tactic like the chileans and the english.
Doesnt seem to work for americans but i guess its not their country anymore, muslims or mexicants.
This thread is lacking in Colombian culo
>>68079278
based Córdoba and Yépes.
>>68091543
Colombia didn't steal shit in 2001. It wasn't our fault that your squad was scared (I don't blame them, honestly).
Chile on the other hand...
>>68074757
>Nairo Quintana 2016 tdf winner
I fucking wish, but I bet that faggot Froome will meme his way to the yellow shirt in the end
>>68075084
Montoya's rivalry with Schumacher was god-tier
While Schumacher is sitting next to him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqr9U4u2j7w
>"no, he didn't see me there, pff, no chance, you know, you gotta either be blind or stupid to not see me, but, you know, it's racing."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj-HYu0BU-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSipCiyVucY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwROzLPc8Qw
At some point Montoya also had the fastest lap in F1 history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqYPU3MNqHw
well, Colombia is the only country after Brazil and Cuba, and over Mexico, with chances of getting a few gold medals at the Rio Olympics.
the only squash player of the Americas in the top 5 of the World is Colombian.
road cycling, but also track (Fernando Gaviria, Edwin Ávila and others), MTB and BMX.
a bunch of decent racing drivers at both sides of the Atlantic (article related: http://www.colombia.co/talento/10-pilotos-colombianos-de-la-nueva-generacion.html ). the only Latin American driver at Moto GP.
Sara López, multiple world champion at compound archery.
Orlando Duque dominated cliff diving for many years until recently.
also, inline speed skating. And James.
>>68076704
cutesy but she looks like she likes dick too much
wish I could marry, but wouldn't/10
>>68076585
>this flag
>this opinion
>>68097955
> she looks like she likes dick too much
why?
>>68097976
something in her smile
