Laff at the Laffs
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Laff at the Laffs
Why? They have tons of draft picks and will be elite within 5 years. They'll be laffing after winning at least 3 Cups tbqh
>>68071072
>elite within 5 years.
>>68071072
>M-muh prospects
>m-muh draft
LAFFS
>>68071106
t. buttmad canucks fan
The Toronto Maple Leafs are Canada's team and will be the first Canadian team to win a Cup this millenia. Absolute indisputable fact. Stay mad, upset, jelly and/or rectum-ravaged.
>rags
>>68071134
>mad
lmao u guise
Not a Laffs fan, but they're gonna be good soon.
>>68071151
>made playoffs 1 in past 11 years
>>68071201
>m-muh playoff appearances
t. Senators fan
>paying a player that isn't on your team to win the conn Smythe for another team
Literally the most laffs shit you could do
>>68071179
>California Centers
The Maple leafs are without question the worst team in all professional sports.
Most loyal fanbase in NHL
Highest payroll in NHL
Highest revenue in NHL
No Stanley Cups in almost 50 years (when there were 6 teams)
No Finals appearances since 1967
Only 4 Conference final appearances since 1967
Haven't made it past first round of playoffs since 2004
Since 2005 have made playoffs once
>ps. i'm born and raised in Toronto and cheer for Montreal, I don't know how anyone could stay behind this shitfest of a team
The memes
>>68071338
I thought they made the "playoffs" during a shortened season a few years back
>>68071338
muh rebuilding
are the Leafs the Cowboys of hockey?
>LAFFS
>>68071072
They will spend hundreds of years scouting the world.
They will draft every bust; overpay every free agent.
They will spend thousands of seasons in last place.
As cup games are played, and playoff games won, and lost, and won, lost, and won, and lost, and lost, and lost.
Failures built upon failures until seasons run on an endless loop.
They will disappoint millions of fans whose own exponential offspring will slowly give up hope through the years, whose millions of pitiful lives will eventually be swept again from the Earth.
And still, the maple leafs continue to lose.
Expansion franchises will come and go.
Cities and mascots will lose all meaning.
Until the sport of hockey vanishes entirely from the world.
And yet, the maple leafs will continue to lose.
They will join the league of a popular futuristic sport.
A sport where the puck is made of pure light and played on a field of energy. Where the leafs moniker is revered as a nostalgic god.
Rebuilding, playing, losing...
...until the Earth is swallowed beneath their feet
...until the Sun is long since gone
...until time itself loses all meaning
And the moment comes where the only game left to play is to guess the positions of stars and the ages of galaxies.
And still, they guess wrong.
>>68071368
They did and got BTFO to an incredible degree in game 7
>>68071552
go outside, talk to girls
WHO CAN STOP US?
>STAMKOS
>BABCOCK
>MARNER
>MATTHEWS
>NYLANDER
>BABCOCK
>TIMASHOV
>RIELLY
>ZAITSEV
>FREDDY THE GOAT
>JVR
>VESEY
>TAVARES 2017
W H O ?
H ?
O ?
?
>>68071576
kek
KEK
50 YEARS OF BUTTHURT IN THAT REPLY
K E K LAFFS
>>68071072
>laffs
>laffs
>>68071552
Ebin
>>68071501
The Browns
>>68071552
Saved
leaves
Laffs
>>68071338
You mean haven't made the playoffs since 2004...
>>68071338
>i'm born and raised in Toronto and cheer for Montreal
I truly do not understand how you people live with yourselves
