BAL:Adam Jones homers twice, Orioles win slugfest
NYM:Wright expected to be out for 'extended period'
PIT:McCutchen leaves with right thumb discomfort
PIT:Francisco Cervelli leaves with right foot injury
WAS:Nats expected to recall Trea Turner on Friday
CIN:Brandon Phillips (ankle) back in Reds' lineup
MIA:Change of plans: Giancarlo starting Thursday
TB:Pearce (elbow) sidelined for second straight game
NYY:Slumping McCann takes a seat Thursday
DET:Ian Kinsler gets night off Thursday vs. NYY
PIT:X-rays clean on Gregory Polanco's left foot
PHI:Paredes will bat third for Phillies on Thurs.
Royals
Royals
Cucklorado Cuckies getting BTFO!!!
>tfw your "ace" is shit
>>68058701
HE'S BACK
>>68058771
What in the h*cking fr*ck was even that game even
North Side
>>68058827
banter is banter but the royals are a team i respect
fuck detroit tho
New playoff predictions: June 2nd edition
ALE: Red Sox
ALC: Royals
ALW: Rangers
WC1: Mariners
WC2: Indians
NLE: Mets
NLC: Cubs
NLW: Giants
WC1: Nationals
WC2: Pirates
Albers
Marlins game probably gonna see a 13th inning
whos ready?
>No Run DMC almost singlehandedly lost the game
I wasn't expecting these feels
Who 1st place here?
>>68058956
gib miller you cheeky cucks
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
>>68058956
>Pineda pitching reasonably well
that was more shocking imho. Now i can't wait for him to get shelled next time he takes the mound
>shitattle
our mojo is gone
>>68058958
Ms are coming back this game
I feel it
>>68058930
Finally put the jints over the doys, eh?
yelich is elite
ELITE
>>68059147
wew lad
>>68058668
Bryce "I wish I was in New York" Harper
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Hypocrite
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Pathetic quitter
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Holds the active record for futility vs. one pitcher
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about the umps
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Future Yankee
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
Dae Ho Lee can fuck my bitch any day
>>68059657
Ho Lee Fuk
>>68058827
Took memeing too far, got what you deserved.
go cubs
>>68059657
you gonna prep him too?
>>68058958
>rands
>>68059634
Is this copy pasta or are you really that mad at a guy who gets paid to play baseball?
put dae ho lee in the home run derby
>>68059657
8 HR in 81 at bats
Ho Lee Fuck
>>68059779
Hey Bryce, shouldn't you be getting ready for your next game?
The Reds just took 3 of 4 games from the Cuckies...in Denver.
LGTSS
>the Cuckies
God man this kid is so fucking shit. What the fuck did they ever see in this piece of crap?
>>68059634
truth
>>68060227
Maybe he should get his fucking eye fixed so he can see.
>>68060227
The fuck?
His right eye is Mexican but his left eye is Chinese.
>>68060227
The Los Angeles Dodgers literally and unironically hiring cripples to play baseball because fuck it who cares
>mfw his team's ace doesn't have a sub 2.0 ERA and multiple HRs this season
LMAO
>Padres fulfilling the Yankees bounty on Cano
>>68060451
>Pitcher got a hit? Send up the fireworks!
Shittinal "League" will defend this
>>68059908
Nice response, original and funny.
Step up, niqqa
>Dads actively trying to blow a 10 (ten) run lead
>>68060613
>Arcade League
>DADS
>>68060815
>>68059147
I told you
>Girardi going off on reporters today
Absolute madman. He's finally starting to show some emotion.
>>68060926
2 runs to go. Just keep stringing hits together
>>68058827
Soria blew it. He is not a closer. At best he is a one inning pitcher when they pull the starter if he is getting shelled so the real long term relief can come in after warming up.
>>68060227
Two games.
>>68060451
>>68060613
>Bryce Harper in Last 190 PA: 11 HR
>Mike Trout in Last 190 PA: 11 HR
>Madison Bumgarner in Last 190 PA: 11 HR
Why is the Ameri-Kid League so afraid of letting ptichers hit?
HOLY SHIT DOWN BY 1
ITS HAPPENING!
https://twitter.com/AugustFG_/status/738576106844884992
padres are fucking terrible.
holy fuck mariners have no business being anywhere near first place, why do they keep playing these bottom feeder AAA level teams?
>>68060964
Soria is old and busted. It's not 2009 anymore, kids.
Luckily The Wadeinator is here to save us all.
>>68060964
>Soria blew it.
I don't like Soria much since he came back, but to put this squarely on his shoulders is just being silly. They played monumentally shitty defense the entire game. Royals would have taken that 4-2 with fucking Chien-Ming Wang going the last three innings if the defense was in any way present at any point in the game.
>>68060942
the binder has assumed direct control
>SANDY EGGO
LMAO
youve gotta be kidding me
It was once 12-2, it is now 12-11.
>>68058954
Marlins are starting to see the pieces fit.
>DADS
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>DADS DADS DADS
>Padres
oh my fuck
Jesus Christ, Padres
>tie
what a game
>dads
dude nice
>>68059147
10 RUN COMEBACK
>DADS
>The dilapidated slum of San Diego
Dads thank you for making the white sox bullpen the second most hilarious thing to happen in a week
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
MARINERS COME BACK FROM BEING DOWN 12-2 AND ITS NOW 13-12
lmao
IT FUCKING KEEPS HAPPENNING!!!!
Greg Johns @GregJohnsMLB 1m1 minute ago
Mariners biggest comeback in franchise history is eight runs. They've come from 10 down tonight and lead 13-12. If hold on, will be record.
It keeps happening
>>68061105
>>68061131
>yfw Miley gave up 9 earned runs and might win the game
DADS CAN'T EVEN INTO DEFENSE
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
i bet the padres guy who was trashing his team on the radio is literally going to explode after this shit
6 CONSECUTIVE 2 OUT RBI BASE HITS
10 FOR 11 WITH RISP
>>68061245
we need radio stream after the game
>>68061233
Nah the reliever will get the win
>>68060405
Brutal, Savage
What's the biggest comeback in history?
wew
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Gentleman, we are witnessing history.
Thank God I'm not a Padres fan
Seattle 47, San Diego 33
That's the total over 4 games, sounds like a football game
The filthy corrugated steel lean-to of San Diego
>>68061276
https://youtu.be/8TpSxheQ6QE
OH MY FUCKING LORD
>DADS
>DADS
>DADS
>DADS
>Dads
HOLY FUCK
>>68061330
Mariners fans should remember this one
>>68061276
the one that got brandon mccarthy
>dads
>>68058934
inspiring but i dont miss him.
post yfw you aren't a padres fan
>>68060792
was the maymay not good enough for you bryce?
>>68061360
I'll never forget it, ever. I think about it almost every season desu. It was horrifying at the time during such a magical season.
vedder cup is ours bitch
>inb4 the Memeiners blow this
Bought this yesterday, TODDFATHER just about the only player keeping me interested through all the painful losses they had.
>>68061396
>no matter how bad your team is, you will never be a Padres fan
80 runs in this Vedder Cup split series
this mariners padres cricket game is lit as fuck desu fampai
That catch was much harder to make than the one he botched in the 2011 World Series
>>68061536
you see this one from earlier also?
>>68060663
>>68061572
If I were a >rags fan, I would be pissed
>>68061536
>>68061636
He learned to play defense while on the O's. O's coaching staff doesn't put up with shit fielding.
Look at Trumbo, who hasn't been /good/ but has hardly been a disaster (he even had an OF assist yesterday).
This is what happens when your owner calls you a worthless piece of shit when you're in last place and it saps your will to live away
Is there anyone in baseball more likeable than Dae Ho Lee?
>>68061800
i love him and hope we keep him
>>68061800
THATS BAE HO LEE TO YOU SIR.
I'm not convinced the memeiners will make the playoffs with this shitty pitching.
fun game tbqh
FRE warming up in the pen
>>68061859
It has been really bad the last two games but that was with their #5 and #6 pitchers, half their bullpen on the DL and Peralta who was just DFA'd
>>68061859
Why do all of the american league power houses have such suspect pitching?
I dont get it
>>68062016
DH's :^)
>>68062016
>le who needs pitching when you score 9 runs a game meme
>>68062016
>wanting to watch pitchers hit
>wanting to watch bunts
>not digging the long ball
fuck off commie
did someone say rodney?
>>68061859
Their ace and half of their competent bullpen is still on the DL, I'm optimistic they can settle the fuck down
"As of 2015, they [the Padres] have had 14 winning seasons in franchise history."
This cannot be true.
mariners
>>68062110
The Padres are literally eternal 4th placers
>>68062114
meme magic
>>68062016
Rags just need a couple bullpen arms.
Starting rotation+lineup best in the game
>>68062200
>Starting rotation+lineup best in the game
Lol the delusion of RAG
>>68062200
>Best lineup in the game
Boston would like a word.
Verlander
Zimmermann
Fulmer
Norris
Boyd/Greene
>unironically sitting Kinsler against Pineda
It's pretty sad that Jason Heyward needed a 19 year old cyclops rookie pitcher on the mound to hit a home run
>>68062200
not even the best lineup in their division
>that play
>Cano
Jesus!
Holy fuck that play by Cano
>>68062200
>>68062213
>unironically not having a +100 run differential
>>68062200
>best starting rotation
lol
>best lineup
lol
>>68062200
I think the Cubs would like to have a word with you
>>68062233
>136 doubles
green monster is such a meme
MARINERS WIN
>Shit Diego Poopdres
>>68062242
>>68062236
Video?
>>68058958
right here senpai
another 16 run game
>The city of San Diego
>>68062300
It was a routine catch for anyone competent, they're just memeing
I wonder what sort of comments Fowler is gonna have this time around. Should be fun.
who can stop us?
>Mariners erase 10-run deficit, becoming first team since 2009 A’s to complete a 10-run comeback
baseball is fun again
>>68062300
it'll be up soon
>>68062315
Fuck you. he made an off balance, across his body throw from where the fucking short stop plays to nail Upton.
>getting reverse BTFO
>getting reverse laughered
>in your own ballpark
>after having a 12-2 lead
>and losing the game
>after having a 12-2 lead
>in a game that was at one point a laugher
>>68062330
WEBM CANO'S PLAY PLS
>>68062300
Aoki would have had a much easier time catching that, Cruz just happened to luck out twice. Holy fuck this team needs Leonys Martin back
>>68061012
SORIA FUCKING BLEW THE SAVE. The Indians bats were warm. He threw it down the middle on 0-2. He fucking blew it
You may only reply to this post if your team is in first place and overcame a 10 run deficit today
The Padres held a 99.9% chance to win the game after the 5th inning. Down to 5.3% after the 7th.
>>68062366
no video up senpai
>>68059147
BASED ANIME
>>68062377
meme magic is real
>>68062400
Check'd
>>68062395
that game was literally a Shonen
Which is more embarassing?
Blowing a 10 run lead with 3 innings to go
Or
Blowing a 6 run lead with 1/2 inning to go?
Last year even 2-run deficits felt insurmountable. this team is fun
>>68062423
6 runs with only 2 outs left is literally worse by a significant margin
>>68059147
Holy shit, bro, good call.
FULGAR WILLS IT
PRAISE FULGAR
>>68062423
>whos
Have the fans committed suicide already? I've literally not seen any whos fans since three days ago.
>>68062423
Blowing a 10 run lead with 1/2 an inning to go.
>>68062377
>>68062423
6 run lead with 2 outs requires 81 ERA pitching to blow
10 run lead with 9 outs requires 30 ERA pitching to blow
you do the math
>>68059147
I love you
>>68060451
>pitchers
>hitting
fuckin NL savages
>>68059147
Thanks you Dads.
>>68062452
Why post if you don't even bother skimming the thread>>68061436
First team since 2001 to win a game after a 10 run comeback. Sea vs Cle
First team since 1990 to win after a 10 run comeback in a 9 inning game.
Who else /slowlywatchingthedivisionpullaway/?
>>68062476
IT WAS 7-1
old image is old
>>68062477
team of desinty
I'm not a real baseball expert so can someone explain to me was it the Mariners being good or the Padres being really really really bad?
>>68062500
>Yaks
>Rags
>>68062490
Not even a who's fan my man
>>68062506
Combination of both.
How did memeiner fans become so shitty?
>>68062423
Blowing a 12 run lead with 3 innings to go, losing in the 11th, and falling one win short of breaking the MLB record.
>>68061330
>>68062332
>>68062477
Well, which is true?
>>68062482
here senpai
after boston sweeps us we'll be out of the race for sure, at least we can look forward to the trade deadline and selling off half the team for some decent prospects
>>68062520
memes took over
>>68062520
>being mad at fans for celebrating a huge comeback win
No fun allowed, amirite.
>>68062520
They started finally winning
>>68062506
Little of both but more of the Mariners' hitting being good, the Padres' pitchers only gave up two walks the whole game. M's just kept hitting
>>68062520
What?
>team pulls off 10 run comeback
>Fans post excitedly
>HOLY FUCK STFU MEME FANS JESUS
>>68062520
>rags
>>68062526
both maybe. i dont remember the A's game but they perhaps ended up losing it anyway
>>68062395
>>68062448
>>68062461
>>68062470
>>68059514
Posted at the start of the sixth
I think I found a new rally pic
>>68062506
The latter
All these memeiners fans celebrating are sad to look at because its like being proud of beating up a boy in a wheelchair
>>68062526
I'm going with the 2001/1990 post since thats what MLB tweeted.
>>68062506
9 runs on 8 hits all with 2 outs
.
>>68062543
Maybe, that would be a shitty game to lose though.
>>68062540
You aren't allowed to show emotion in baseball. This is a man's game and this is a man's thread, if you want to show your girly emotions find another game.
M's bros, its been like 20 minutes
how's everyone doing?
>>68062559
There's a salty rands fan. So good.
>mfw I looked up the boxscore and plays and saw MATT THORNTON was the one who gave up 3 more runs after they tied it
AHAHAHA
>>68062559
p good fampai
>>68062558
Go fuck yourself you little sissy cock smoking faggot. it isnt 1920 anymore.
>>68062543
>thinking i'm a >rags fan
top kek
>>68062556
So basically the padres being shit then
>>68062558
Ty Cobb, pls
You may only reply to this post if your team has the best Korean slugger in baseball.
NOT SO FAST PIE RATS FANS
>>68062559
I'm well but I'm of to bed now
>>68062580
Mariners have been getting a ton of 2 out rbis.
>>68062584
Because Ty Cobb never showed emotion.
"half nigger"
>>68062588
here
>>68062520 (You)
>mlb.com
>Mariners erase 10 run deficit, win 16-13
>ESPN.go.com
>HURR Steph Curry blah blah blah
>Stephen A Smith on why white people should all die
>>68062598
Still doesn't excuse 9 runs. Who were these padres relief pitchers and how do they have jobs?
>>68062520
>>68062528
>after boston sweeps us
did you SEE what our pitching staff has done in the past 7 games?
Oh, no?
Let me remind you.
The Red Sox just went on a 7 game road trip.
They scored the following runs per game in respective order:
>5
>9
>5
>7
>6
>9
>7
And then.
THEY WON ONLY 3 (THREE) OF THEM.
2016: 2 outs so what; The comeback
>>68062616
>regular season boreball
Literally no one cares
ho lee fuck
>>68062520
Well at least we embrace meme magic
>>68062588
im not sure
>>68062616
>baseball site reports on baseball
>general sports site reports on most watched sporting event of the day
wow
>>68062618
True. And it's the Padres so it's not all that hard to believe. Was just stating the mariners have been pretty good coming down to two out runs
>>68062628
>dickey
>stroshit
>estrada the only guy we can count on and hes prone to giving up tons of homeruns
>>68062616
The kikes will soon notice us, don't worry senpai
Then again ESPN is shit
only reply if you are the best slugger in the major leagues
not so fast everyone except mike moustakas
>>68062642
>Pinch hit in the 6th
>3-3 with 4 rbi
fun game
>>68062377
TY BASED Mariners
>>68062618
I swear being in the MLB has got to be the easiest shit ever
Once you make it to the bigs, you get that lead minimum
Now after a game like today where the padres bullpen quite possibly pitched the worst game all season long in the entire league
All of them will still collect their paychecks and continue to be trotted out there
Shit if I fucked up a 10 run lead at my job as systems analyst, I'd be fired on the spot.
Fucking lucky mlbers.
>>68062673
isn't even the top slugging percentage on his own team
>>68062673
>mike moustakas
not even in the major leagues
>>68062673
>his third baseman didn't go from .195 to .295 in just one month
see ya in july
>>68062642
4th player since 2000 to have 3 hits/4 rbi as a pinch hitter
>>68059147
unreal
>>68062649
>quarter Japanese
>quarter Korean
>half Hawaiian
he also played a character in this movie
literally the best hitting coach in the game
>mariner fans celebrating being taken to the cleaners and then coming back against one of the worst teams in baseball
Uhhh lol? Aren't the mariners supposed to be good or something?
>>68062714
why isnt he in the hall of fame yet
>>68062689
League minimum*
>this Memeiners/Rags series
place your bets
>>68062716
Incognito Dads fan showing his salt
>>68062616
>>Stephen A Smith on why white people should all die
What?
>>68062728
The Dads have fans?
