Grapes vs Ubado
Memes Welcomed
Red Sox gave up 13 runs at end of game yesterday, Clay Bucholz must have felt right at home
>basebore
have a sage la
please be grapes tonight and not raisin man
>>68052288
>no laptop/desktop in front of her
not comfy at all
i can't even watch baseball without a thread to funpost in about, then its VERY comfy
Where were you when the next great Red Sox CF ascended to godliness?
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/06/watch-all-five-mookie-betts-home-runs-red-sox-seven-at-bats
gifs probably wouldn't fit the file size limit
I mocked up a potential second gamethread OP image. We have plenty of time to discuss if we want to use it or not but thought I'd "get the ball rolling"
joe kelly to pawtucket? lmao they don't even have a team there anymore (they moved it)
Kim is my BOY
Fuck the haters that booed him on opening day, I knew he would come around
>>68052357
>the city of jewchino
Ubaldo pitched a clean inning.
The Orioles scored 13 runs without a homer.
What the fuck is going on?
>>68052354
Autism
>have posted 3 quality funposts so far
>0 (You's)
Alright, I'm done for the night
Low energy thread, low energy posters, no one (You)'s eachother, time to get hyped for the NBA game fuck all you
>calling time while the pitcher is literally pitching
wow rigged
>>68052354
hey, great work, a little out there but i like it a lot
>>68052395
hey, great post, a little crazy (watching the nba?? ) but i like it a lot
>>68052383
Red Sox """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""pitching"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>mfw not a single pitcher highlight from last nights game on MLB highlights page
>>68052397
who rigged it
(me)
btw tonight i decided xander's streak ends
>>68052383
>O's 4-run lead in the 9th
>Britton got a save
how
>>68052441
>even being able to call that """pitching""
>those people referred to as """pitchers"""
>busgarts
>dookie busts
>>68052354
Made some adjustments
wow hanley scary stop
>>68052455
He pitched an out in the previous inning.
The rules governing saves are retarded.
>Goofy Hanley
tbqh with you Joe
>still no runs scored
i dont think this semen slurping matchup is for me
Ubaldo is literally pitching for his career right now, he needs this game
M E M E S
E M E S M
M E M E S
E M E S M
S E M E M
>>68052490
last night this time these teams had ten runs each
>>68052492
no he already has a career he's not literally
i am literally
>Red Sox """"offense""""
DFA THE WHOLE TEAM
>>68052492
unless this is the third starter you guys are going to trash don't talk to us
Ubaldo, if you can do this to the best hitting team in the league, why the fuck is your ERA over 6
seriously this man is baffling
Literally how do we not have 10 runs off of Ubaldo right now?
He's thrown fucking 88 MPH fastballs over the middle of the plate and all we've done has grounded out?
Is it over?
Are we finished?
Brace for 5th place?
>>68052511
>us
>back to back 1-2-3 innings from UBBaldo
What the
>>68052511
>we
what the fuck is going on right now
>>68052482
ooh tricky
I missed the game so I was very confused
>>68052504
>ten runs each
'twas 13-9, fampai, but yeah, your point still stands, some games have povertyball scores while others end with a ton of runs
>>68052492
who else do they have to replace him
>>68052541
We actually entered some bizarro alternate universe starting last game.
>>68052544
He was talkin about by the second inning.
And he was right, it was 5-5
So these are the two best teams in the division or will the Jays squeeze out the Orioles?
>>68052523
>IP - 54
>strikeouts - 45
>walks - 30
>>68052562
It's probably between these two, but I think it'll be a three team race.
Your starting pitchers have kept you guys alive enough to mount a comeback for the division lead.
And both the O's and Red Sox pitching staffs are atrocious.
>>68052546
We could call up from Chris Lee from AA, he couldn't be much worse than Ubaldo's been.
>>68052534
>inb4 no-hitter in each league
getting the jinx out of the way right now, 3.2 IP, 6 ER, 10H, 5BB incoming for jimenez
was anyone else shocked that kelly was demoted after pitching like garbage?
>>68052562
>jays
>good
lmao fampai
>>68052562
all depends on inter division records
>>68052586
>7 for 8 in the past two weeks
>>68052599
>7* for 8 in the past two weeks
>* = umps gifted them at least 2 games
ftfy
>>68052354
Pretty cool, yeah?
>>68052599
>shitkees
>>68052560
alright, gotcha, the phrasing threw me for a second
>10 runs each by the 2nd
>5-5 score at the time
no big though
>price vs dickey
is there even a reason to watch
>>68052605
>u-u-ump ball
So you're still asshurt about the Yanks getting swept?
this announcer with the stupid Boston accent is the worst
stay classless boston
Plunkcello
HE HIT HIM
DRILLED HIM
BEAMED IN THE SPOT IT HURTS MOST
RIGHT IN THE HEART
BENCHES WILL CLEAR
BLOOD WILL FLOW
THESE TWO TEAMS
HATE
EACH
OTHER
>>68052562
Jays are already the class of the east. This is just a wild card battle.
>>68052614
Won the Red Sox series too
That's actually an old stat, its like a 9 game streak I think
>>68052624
slugfests are almost always fun to a certain point
>>68052643
stay a faggot, "bro"nyboy
>>68052627
You guys were literally gifted one of the red sox games.
>>68052643
sh
>>68052668
So now its one, what, they called at strike that was on the edge of the zone?
>>68052650
Jays are already the class of the east.
>>68052684
oops i forgot to greentext my meme
>the city of me
damn i need to work on my memeing
>>68052683
On top of about 50 other non-strike calls and a bullshit series of replays that went in your favor despite CLEARLY being outs.
>Edwin gets hit while swinging -- takes first
>Ortiz gets hit while swinging -- out
>>68052668
>gifted
how
it shouldnt have even been that close if stroshit was even mediocre that day
>>68052708
Difference between a checked swing and a swing
>>68052719
It fucking wasn't.
It was 8-4 (despite early umpball) and then you were gifted ANOTHER safe when it was clearly an out (the one at second) and the inning spiraled.
>>68052683
is it just us armchair managers spoiled by digital strike zones and the advent of replay reviews, or are home-plate umps calling balls and strikes objectively getting worse at it?
it BBegins
>>68052357
They're not gonna move it it seems.
Providence is telling em to fuck off.
>>68052730
lmao they were both near full swings
>UBBaldo no hitter through 3
literally wat
>>68052558
So the O's are actually the Royals again?
I mean, this makes absolutely no sense but whatever
3rd inning 0 Runs
I don't think this semen slurping sport is made for me.
UBALDO THO
Dude can you fucking get hits PLEASE.
>>68052741
They are getting worse; I wish they had a narrower strike zone; it would make for a more exciting game and hitters wouldn't get pissed and thrown out for not swinging at garbage.
>its an ubaldo vs porcello pitchers duel episode
>GETTING NO HIT BY UBADO
THIS IS WHAT GAMES LIKE YESTERDAY DO TO YOU.
BRADY BTFO
>>68052741
a bit of both, one of the reasons the strikezone is being raised next year is because umps refuse to call high strikes
>>68052730
>legitimately thinking Edwin didn't swing
you can't be serious
>>68052648
good post
>>68052764
>witnessed 4 no-hitters by >my team, including one against the >Orilels
>concern level about the Derek Lowe of "power pitchers" no-hitting the Sox = 0
>you now remember Derek Lowe's no-hitter against the >666 Rasy
BIG DICK RICK SAVING THE TEAM
>>68052824
Blame kimbrel for being an NL babby
tbqh with you Joe, the Salem Five Bank commercials are literally my least favorite of all the meme NESN commercials
>>68052822
Is that an A ball team?
>>68052901
no that's the red sox
>>68052901
blue jays triple A team
>>68052822
>that obsession
they're probably better than the Bills tho desu
>>68052897
who is joe
>Call it a ball one time
>Call it a strike the next time
ok cool
guys, look behind home plate
there's a guy doing a dab every time ubaldo gets a strike
>the city of Dustin Pedroia's hairline
>BUSTGAERTS
DFA
THIS
BUST
Literally how are we getting btfo by Ubaldo rn?
btw xander's streak ends tonight i already made the call sorry guys
>>68052964
Admittedly, that pitch can legitimately be called either way, so dithering might not be such a bad idea.
Who the fuck is this pitcher who's standing in for Ubaldo?
>>68052985
>>68052976
someone fight them
>Ubaldo throwing a no-no
literally what
Fuck so close.
>STILL NO HIT BY UBALDO
STOP THIS
#PAPPANONO
#PAPPANONO
legit gobsmacked right now
u'K'aldo
0_O
>ubaldno hitmenez
what am I watching
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Football score yesterday by the 4th
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>1-hit Pitcher's Duel today
This fucking meme series.
You think both starters were inspired by the shitshow yesterday, and it leveled up their game somehow?
Only logical way I can make sense of this
>>68053025
You're watching his cousin.
Ubaldo NoHitmenez
>>68053039
or the batters are all tired from hitting so much
do you idiots think that's funny or something
>American League """"Baseball""""
>Still only one hit
wew lad, the DH sure makes the game more exciting!
>>68053039
I think the pitching mess yesterday drained the two teams. Red Sox especially.
ty manny
>>68053057
i think your face is funny
funny-LOOKING lmfao
go AWAY memechado
>you will never see Gary again
>>68053058
with two aces on the mound you wont get many hits in any league
>>68053078
take that back...
THAT SLIDE
HE'S TRYING TO INJURE HIM
SOMEBODY FUCKING SHOOT THIS MEMECHADO
PUNK
>No punches thrown
Weak desu
>Machado is so insecure and jealous of Xander that he tried to injure him
how classless tbqh with you Joe
Why is every player on the Orioles a fucking thug?
>>68053101
>>68053135
>>68053151
If you actually think there was intent to injure in that slide, you're a moron.
omfg did they really do this?
>slides late
>comes off the bag
thats dirty
>the city of Manny Machado
punk-ass bitch
>>68053086
we will never see Don and Jerry in the booth again ;(
>>68053151
it's a reflection of their fanbase, just like the Ravens
>ANOTHER REPLAY AGAINST US
WHAT THE FUCK
IT'S CLEARLY AGAINST THE NEW RULES
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Dude fuck Jew York.
It's a rule. It's a dumb rule, but a rule.
>>68053170
No intent to injure, but you're suppose to give yourself up once you're out.
>Red Cux
>>68053170
>raises leg at Xander
>he didn do nuthin
Classic baltipoor excuse for your thuggery
>no double play
What the fuck? This new rule is so grey nobody knows what the fuck is going on.
>its another "Red Sox get fucked by replay episode"
I swear to god
>>68053151
>>68053179
>>68053203
>bombston fans
LOL
>>68053151
>Baltipoor
>>68053201
Yeah, I'd have called the runner out. But calling that slide "dirty" or Machado a thug is silly. Just garden-variety interference.
>All this Oriole/Yankee asshurt
Hope its you and us in the playoffs desu Boston
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>68053203
>>68053203
I believe the phrase you're looking for is "dindu nuffin"
>>68053226
see you in the ALCS
oh fug
DINGERS
RIP bombston. It's over
That should be a fucking solo.
Not a 2R Homer.
I'm pissed.
TRUMBOMB
R
U
M
B
O
M
B
LETS GET THIS STARTED
>BOSTON
I just hope the sox don't get no-hit tonight
>>68053226
>a million boston fans whining and moaning
>o-o-oriole a-asshurt
haha literally what the fuck
anyway TRUMBOMB
>>68053263
If you acknowledge the leaf, it wins
>>68053263
>defending your dindu
>rationalizing umpball
lol
fucking hell, Porcello. guy's so homer-prone it's disgusting
>wah wah why didn't we get the umpball in our favor
Firstly there was time to turn the dp
Second, Porcello gave up a DONG
;)
is MLB the worst with adding new rules? No one still has any idea what is supposed to happen sliding into home
>>68053299
You're pretty aware it was umpball
>>68053278
>being mad that not every call in baseball accommodates boston
lol
>>68053303
can't block the runner's path before home plate. that's pretty much it
>>68053319
>being happy that you can only win games with umpball
classic 4th placers
>>68053338
>this endless whining
lol
>>68053315
She comes and she goes
When the breaks come it matters how you take advantage of the opportunities
BASED HANRAM
NO NO-NO FOR YOU UBALDO
BASED HANLEY
>>68053348
it's IRONIC retard
RIPIP NO HITTER
HERE COMES THE RALLY
>>68053361
haha nice meme bro
>>68053338
>the ump is now the Red Sox pitcher
I missed that part
mission accomplished
now time for some runs
eventually
SCORE RUNS PLEASE
what do you guys put in tomato juice to make it taste better, i put in a little pepper but im looking for other options
>ubaldo in charge of throwing to first
KEK
PLEASE SCORE
top kek
>Can't make the throw to first
Who are you John Lester?
>>68053399
salt
oh wait you don't have any left up there
Wow
Fuck off Ubaldo. Would've been a DP if you weren't a fidgety mess
>>68053399
cilantro
>machados arm
Wew lad
We all know AL East is the GOAT division.
We also know that the Tampa Bay Rays will cease to exist in the near future.
Where in the Northeast should they locate to for the GOAT divisional rivalries?
FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BOTTOM OF THE LINEUP
JBJ BACK WHEN
>>68053410
>>68053412
>>68053413
lmao
nice "offense" you got there roid sux
UH OH GUIZ IT'S LEFTY KILLER
fucking faggot just DFA him already D-Dom
>>68053435
monsteral canada
>>68053423
>salt in tomato juice
>>68053430
fresh or the dry grounded kind?
>>68053443
At least we don't have to rely on the umps to score runs LMAO
>>68053443
Not a fan of either team.
Just watching because it's on.
Who /nattitude/ here?
>>68053435
back to Montreal and continue as the "new" Expos
>>68053481
that's jon papelbon
>>68053481
Damn! Congrats to Ryan Flaherty
>>68053481
god I miss that guy, Pap was so based
R3SPECT
FIRST CAREER HIT
>we're going to lose to Ubaldo fucking Jimenez
Well, if there was a meme series this year, this was it.
Can't be too mad about splitting the series, but at the same time we could have made some serious ground for 1st in the division.
Hoping for a comeback but not expecting it.
>>68053497
GIB BROADCAST REVENUE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
New episode is up goyim
>>68053481
>walgreens
>>68053528
>it's barely June
>this is the meme series of the year
baka senpai
>Shawon Dunston
wow, there's a name I haven't heard in a while. Dave with the name-dropping in the booth
>this series
DING DONG THE SOX ARE DEAD
boom
Game over.
Good Job Grapes.
Not even going to get mad tonight.
Jonesy hitting it to some fresh jb lol
>retards tried to argue that Rick was good
>b-b-but last year doesn't count
FUCK
YOU
RICK
GOD DAMMIT
>>68053544
>taco belle
AJ10
>Boston
>Boston
>Boston
>Boston
Is Wright literally your only good pitcher bombston?
>>68053628
when he's not bad he's good
lol did pedroia send this to gary haha
>Find out what Kraft said about Tim Brody's suspension
literally who cares
>>68053481
go away masn2
>>68053649
Price ain't bad but yeah
>>68053649
Essentially yes.
Price is getting better, E-Rod had a very promising first outing two days ago.
But for the most part, yes.
>guys seriously last year didn't count rick has been worth the contact
>>68053603
I remember that game
Wish we got to beat up the Lillies all year like this fag >>68053481
>porcello's reaction to that homer
lmao it was literally pic related
>>68053703
lol!
>>68053703
Where do I upvote this
>>68053709
yeah i rofl'd
>>68053661
>Nats drive all the subscriptions to MASN
>Only get 10% of the revenue
Are you comfortable with the fact that your team's owner is the biggest money-grubbing kike on the planet?
LET'S GET THIS MONEY
Rick has now given up 10 dingers in 11 starts
>>68053737
Should've stayed in Montreal faggot
BASED VAZGOAT
LETS GO
VAZQUEZ GETS DUBS
>>68053766
this 2bh
>>68053737
hey you sign the contract m8
IT LOOKS LIKE A BEACH BALL
Rookie Mookie with the walk
PLEASE SCORE RUNS
don't jinx it Dave
>Pedey grounds into DP or Vazquez gets thrown out trying to score on a double
BASED FUCKING MANLET
LET'S GO X
PLEASE
HERE WE GO
XB GONNA GET THE GS
>Setting up the triple play
I like it
>>68053766
>>68053813
Enjoy it while you can, Baltipoor niggers
Once the legal dispute is over the Nats are going to cuck Angelos out his money just like they already cucked him out of his fanbase south of the Mason-Dixon Line
>>68053817
>please score runs
no
xander will hit into a quadruple play
HAHAHA IT BEGINS
SOX CHASING THIS KEK OFF THE MOUND
OOH BABY
LEGGO BOGEY
>tfw you kinda wish you had Jackie ".500 with RISP" Bradley Jr. up right now
BASED FUCKING XANDER
SO
FUCKING
CLOSE
TO
THE
SALAMI
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
>>68053836
FUCK
It was like 3 feet away
lmao suicide watch
omfg
SHEEEEEEIT
suck it UBALLSO
WE STILL HAVE A BALL GAME TO PLAY BOYS
THAT HUSTLE THOUGH
That's the UBALDO I've known
X GON GIVE IT TO YA
>literally a foot from a Grand Slam
fucking MEMES
>>68053873
... where are the rest of the ALE teams aside from the Rasy?
>>68053888
What is going on here
>>68053873
>tampon gay
feels good
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