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BILL continuing to be a God
Sharks shook as fuck

Next game June 4th, 8 pm ET
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>>68036999
TRIPS FOR BILL
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Bill
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First for meems
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He did it.
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>living in Western Canada

I would rather die tbqh
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>>68036999
>>68037044
TRIPS AND DUBS FOR BILL
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>>68036999

How many pens goals have been scored by non Americans?
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>>68036999
JUST
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>>68037044
Nice dubs for bill
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>>68037088
>tfw those quads ruled out all the dubs for the sharks in that thread

THANK YOU BASED ANON
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>Bill stealing goals from Bonino so nobody threatens his smiff

Locker room cancer indeed
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>>68037116
cheeky fucker
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>>68037148
Shit

BASED
A
S
E
D
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>>68037139
>implying bill didnt use his mind powers to float the puck over to him

m8........
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>>68037084
30 OUT OF 63

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
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Scratch my back with a hacksaw.
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>>68037243
I meant 30 is how many are scored by Americans.

Easily the most by any country on the pens. It is truly America's team
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>laffs
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>>>68036974
Lots of Nova Scotians cheer for Crosby since there's no maritime teams. Lots will cheer teams with local players. And we were all loling when Marchand raped your team :)
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>>68037307
Penguins have the most Americans on their team

Literally no surprise theyre winning the cup
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>>68037306
>want to watch the game with based Lange audio
>45sec delay
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>>68037357
>deleting your comment from the old thread
>reposting your comment in the new thread

holy shit

JUST
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>Crosby won 17 out of 24 faceoffs including that clutch faceoff in OT

WEW LADS
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>>68037329
>tfw Canacucks are incredibly obsessed with my team and never stop posting about them despite our fanbase not caring about any of their teams
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>>68037372
It is sad to see how many Mexican nationalists pretend to like hockey and root for the shorks
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>>68037306
not the same since he quit drinking
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>>68037329
my sides
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>>68037425
And blacks, dont forget about the blacks
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>>68037425
hopefully things will quiet down around here once the wall goes up
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>>68037425
every Mexican I know is an LA Kings fan or, if they haven't paid attention to the sport since they snuck across the border, an Oilers fan.
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5 years ago, the Cantpucks went up 2-0 in two home games before going to Boston and getting raped completely
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>>68037533
>it was 3-1
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Haha almost time for off season memeposting
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>>68037512
>knowing Mexicans
What's up shorks fag
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>>68037533
>comparing the cantpucks to the penguins

look I know you're ass devestated that the sharks are getting exposed, but quit posting
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>>68037533
Pens have too many americans. Hard to see them choking this one away.
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>>68037533
But they had zero leadership
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>>68037556
>implying i give a shit about the shorks and didn't just intend on getting (You)s from assravaged hongcouverites
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>teams that go 2-0 in the stanley cup finals win 90% of the time

WEW
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>>68037553
Pens fan tbqh family. All the mexicans I know are second gen so hockey is like a rebellious thing like us whites are with heroin and EDM.
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Logan Couture says Crosby wins offensive zone faceoffs so cleanly because he cheats. Says he gets away with it because of who he is.

>yfw even the Shorks players are crying refpuck
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>>68037600
Sorry m8, your shitposting is just too deep for me. Keep doing you though lad
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>>68037533
Methinks you're just trying to trole your canadian counterparts m'friend. : 0 )
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>>68037543
Sorry lad this will actually be a good off-season. The Draft has a solid 1st to 2nd round (Pulju, Laine, Dubois, Jones, Steel, etc) and there are plenty of top tier free agents available (Stamkos, Okposo, Backes, Brouwer, etc) Plus lots of teams need to wheel and deal.

Plenty of hockey talk

t. Pig Poster
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>>68037622
Well sharks do live in salt water so
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>>68037611
Then fucking let's go pens. I'm gonna try hard to get my dad to drop boatloads of money for us to go to game 5
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>>68037625
>>68037634
>tfw shitposting inception
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>>68037643
Underrated post
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>>68037600
Kippers already passed out on fentanyl
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Biggest Game 7 collapse belongs to the Leafs hands down. Literally Vancouver tier choke job. Remember when Cherry said he was ashamed of that team? ahaha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdvoDFTcTLw
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>>68037637
except the cap is staying flat m8

I'm predicting an even more boring offseason tbqh
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>>68037646
>implying there will be a game five.

Go for it friend. This is a sweet city to visit too if you don't have the faggy illusion of "OMG they don't have broadway musicals."
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>>68037637
>an offseason with actual hockey discussion

Believe it when I see it.
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>>68037637
>including Steel in that group

You might wanna brush up on your draft knowledge Gordo
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>>68037637
the draft is shit, How many first rounders win OROY or DROY?
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>implying Boston "won" in 2011

Without refpuck or injuries we win that 99x out of 100
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>>68037681
Kill yourself you salty chink
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>>68037691
Oh your the overly friendly faggot that's annoying. I go a lot fag one of my family friends was part of a group that made a bid to buy the team so he usually hooks is up with seats
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>>68037681
man fuck you. Too far
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>>68037699
There's barely any actual hockey discussion in-season.
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>>68037681
posting again...
I seriously hate you NIGGER

NIGGERS
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>>68037716
>we
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Will this Shorkening be bigger then the 0 - 3 one?
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>>68037718
>>68037730
>laffs
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>people were laughing at me when i said the ECF was the SCF
>that will be the only series the pens play that goes to 7 games
how do you like those memes now worstern conference?
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>>68037729
I got front seats friend. Don't know why you're upset
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>>68037718
>>68037681
looks like we got an assravaged hongcouverite on our hands boys
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>Couture on how Crosby cheats on faceoffs: “He times them & they don’t kick him out for some reason probably because of who he is.”

>mad cause you're geting outplayed


O M I LAFFIN
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>>68037776
Couture always makes comments like that
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>>68037776

>timing face offs
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Hey guys can we reflect on Game 3 of the WSH v PHI series? It literally sums up philthy fans, getting BTFO, no hope for success, throwing shit at the players, shitting all over the memory of a great man.
Wew.
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>>68037757
In the past your posts are generally fucking and annoying that's why. Glad you made it to one game now stop being such a faggot when you post here because I know you weren't here in the regular season or years before this
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>>68037741
Lel settle down guy it's just the internet
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>>68037622
many great faceoff takers in the past have been known for cheating (Brind'amour). It's just part of the game. It pretty much comes down to who can cheat first without getting pulled out of the circle.
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>>68037800

This. Fuck filthadelphia
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>>68037800
>wanting to think about the flyers when the glorious penguins are winning

I dont even want to think about that disgusting team or its fans
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1967 was 50 years ago and the best part is that no Leaf fan can defend that, they literally just deflect and project. There's not even an excuse the come up with... just anger.
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>>68037800
Oh shit I forget the Flyers even made the playoffs lol
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>>68037814
His complaint is that boohoo Crosby with some the draw too fast which means he'd cheating. He wins the puck as it touches the ice it happens many times every game no matter who is playing couture just always whines
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>>68037831
With a loosing record, lel
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>>68037800

>implying any flyer deserves respect

Fucking niggers should realize they play for ungrateful, unwashed fatass crybaby filthadelphians.
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>>68037785
Couture is generally a whiny faggot? Good to know T B H
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>>68037830
Hongcouver is cupless and the best part is that no Hongcouverite can defend that, they literally just deflect and project. There's not even an excuse they come up with... just anger.
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>>68037831

It's not like that lame ass limp to the playoffs even mattered. All it did was take a wildcard spot away from a more deserving team. Like any team that isn't philly.
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Is it Shorkening yet ?
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>>68037863
Yes look at this

>Said Couture after Game 5 against LA, >Throughout the last couple of years things have been said by players on that team that to me I take it as disrespectful. It’s nice to stick it back to them and beat them in this series. Even in this series someone said on the team they had us right where they wanted us. Wonder if they have us where they want us right now.
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>>68037875
I'm not a Hongcouverite but thanks for proving my point, Laffer
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BASED BILL
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>>68036999
>>68037044
Are you Phil-ing it now?
https://youtu.be/uCa_3keEOLg
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>>68037913
what a fucking faggot.
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>>68037776
everyone """""cheats""""" in faceoffs, its how you win them

logan couture, ugly and a whiner to boot
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Sharks are a peepee poopoo team
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>>68037923
>thinking that you can talk shit about any other team when you haven't made the playoffs in 10 years
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People didn't listen to me when I said the west was shit this year. Tampa was way better than SJ.
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>a laffs fan and a hongcouver fan arguing about stanley cup wins

i think /hoc/ has jumped the shark
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>>68037882
What team should have gotten in over them, Boston? lel
Even Detroit was shit and needs to rebuild. The fucking Avs could have done just as well if not better in either of those series, if they had a real coach that is.
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>>68037963
>>68037830

>1967 was 50 years ago and the best part is that no Leaf fan can defend that, they literally just deflect and project. There's not even an excuse the come up with... just anger.

>they literally just deflect and project.

It's so true. You are doing it right now. Your team has not won a cup in 50 years.
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>getting this worked up over 2 1 goal games at home

LMAO it's fucking nothing
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>shorks swept in 4
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>>68038004
>going down 2-0 in the final is nothing

San Jose hockey knowledge
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im just imagining thorntons crying face when they lose
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>>68038002
>2016-1967=50
>sharia math
wew lads that is Mississippi tier
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>>68038025
>home ice hasn't shifted or deepened
>the city of your hockey knowledge
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>>68038002
>they literally just deflect and project

It's so true. You are doing it right now. Your team has not made the playoffs in 10 years and is the worst run organization in the sport.
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>>68038004
Jones is literally keeping the Sharks in this series

Sharks are getting outshot so hard its not even funny. They're literally only allowed to control the puck when the penguins get the lead and get lazy like they always do. Other than that the penguins constantly control the puck for long periods of time. The sharks are lucky to hold it for like a minute and a half

>>68038039
>home ice hasnt deepened

ok you're actually retarded
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>>68038033
You gotta keep in mind Western Canadian intelligence is roughly on par with that of Amerilards living south of the Mason-Dixon line.
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>>68038039
Pittsburgh is just better. They've proved it in every series and they're doing it again. Don't worry, at least the Sharks made it this far.
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>>68038041
If the Leafs didn't exist that would be true.

Thanks for McDavid
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>>68037992

>All deserving teams made it to the playoffs

If you say so. I simply despise philly and am disgusted at the thought of any flyer fan entertaining the notion that they might be able to take the cup for even one fuckin second.
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>>68038050
Lol talk to me when sj loses at home kiddo
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>>68037800
Holy shit feels like that waas forever ago.
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>>68038073
Ok see you in 3 days, if your faggot ass even shows up
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>>68038054
>mfw I woke up thinking my house was on fire
>it was just smoke from alberta that traveled hundreds of miles to have a very noticeable effect
>this happened last year too
Canada can you just keep your main exports to hockey players and cold fronts? I'll pass on the smoke desu
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>Laffs
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>DUDE THE WESTERN CONFERENCE IS WAY STRONGER LMAO
>DUDE EASTERN CONFERENCE TEAMS ARE A MEME LMAO
>DUDE THE WCF IS THE SCF LMAO

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

WESTERN CONFERENCE ABSOLUTELY BTFO

PENS DYNASTY INCOMING

>SHORKS

LEL MAO
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>>68038061
>implying your team isn't going to be in the basement for his whole career
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>>68037681
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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how empty will the SAP center be for game 3 now that the shorks are mathematically eliminated?
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>>68038089
Got tickets to game 3 my black friend (judging by the audience here in shitsburgh) :^)
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>>68038070
Again I ask what team would you say was more deserving? I hate philthy but i think most of their fans were pleasantly surprised they made the playoffs, much less made it 6 games. I also had Hackstol but am interested to see how he does at the NHL level. The fact the team managed to win a game after that abortion bodes well for him.
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>>68038132
More full than the spics center :^)
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>>68038061
>new management group comes in
>still gets completely raped on one of the first trades they make

Islels say thanks for Barzal and Stephens, rest of the NHL says please leave some bargains for us
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SOG after two games:
>shorks
48

>pens
71
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>>68038109
>Gretzky, Crosby and McDavid's careers start and end before the Leafs win another cup
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>>68037681
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it's 3am, what should i listen to?
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>>68038177
>get four first overall picks
>their careers start and end before the Deadmonton Coilers can make the playoffs
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>>68038191
spice girls - wannabe
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>>68038191
311
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>>68038191
did you move to britain or something?
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>>68038191
James blake
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>>68038177
>forgetting Lemieux
poor form lad
>jury still out on jagr
>>68038132
>can possibly win 4 of the next 5 games against a rookie goaler
>tripfag math
Mississippi tier again
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>laffs
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>>68038133
try not to cry yourself to sleep when the sharks get outshot again

>sharks were 5-1 after a loss

woops, guess they lost the magic :^)
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>>68038153
I'd rather bank on Reinhart becoming a shutdown defender over Kapanen and a late 1st replacing Bill Kessel's offensive production.

>New manager comes in
>Takes Marner over consensus #4 Hanifin because dude Hunter's lmao
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>>68038223
It's almost 6am in britain
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Report all reddit Kessel posters
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who /nostradamus/ here?
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>>68038229
You're actually delusional if you think the penguins will lose 3 games in a row let alone 4
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>>68038224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAJgs1P-uUE

How appropriate.
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>>68038237
okay but 3 AM is 5 time zones east of vancouver so wtf
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>>68037776
>He times them


Wait? How would that be cheating?
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>>68038191
Nas - New York State of Mind
Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss
Mulan? - Make a Man out of you
David Bowie - Oh! You Pretty Things

In that order
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>it was 3-0
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>>68038254
>that goals scored

well you cant be right about everything lad

you still got the pens in 6 or even sooner now?
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>>68038234
>ignoring kessel's paycheque being spent on Stamkos instead
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>>68038254

>Wongs over Tampa
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>>68038191
There is only one answer to that question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg
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>>68038254
>florida in the ecf
you just picked all the memeteams and happened to get lucky
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>>68038257
I never said they would but "mathematically eliminated" was also delusional friendo.
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Top kek at that Canadian poster not believing me when I told him the Pens speed and depth were going to give the Sharks defensemen fits. I know you're lurking /hoc/ 27/7. You literally follow one sport. How can you be so bad at evaluating it?
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>>68038206
>Leafs get 1st overall
>It's leftover scraps from the McDavid draft

Enjoy your Cereda 2.0 though
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>>68038298
>picking a division winner to make the conference final
>meme
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Pens in 5, no way the Shorks can come back from 0-2
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>>68038277
>Stamkos

Why would he wants become the new Clarkson?
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>>68038234
>banking on Reinhart to become an NHLer
I see you're just as clueless about defencemen as your organization

Are you seriously trying to equate that horrific trade-rape to taking a prospect who just finished off an amazing season? How moronic are you
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post >yfw wen the shorks get swept
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>>68038254
>not picking Florida V Tampa
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>>68038348
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PingPong fans are cancer but I will atleast be glad to see Bonino raise the cup
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>>68038312
>fan of the team that took Hall, RNH and Yakupov first overall incorrectly evaluating a first overall pick

Cant say im surprised tbqh
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Guys Hershey got BTFO tonight 4-1 Lake Erie
Monsters in 4 calling it
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>>68038151

I would have liked to have seen Boston, but I'll admit it's not because of how they played but because Ive always liked them.
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>>68038318
>sturrs

>>68038308
Teach me how to stretch a day to 27 hours, I assume it involves coffee and cocaine.
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Go to bed North America, it's night and the game is over. I hope you're not all just a bunch of neets
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>>68038339
>The Oilers needed another young skilled center in Barzal

Yeah... no. I'm not expecting much from a Laffer but that one should be obvious even to you.
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>>68036999
Im from SJ and the fact that my ex gf is crying herself to sleep tonight makes me very happy. Go Penguins
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>>68038371
fuck off, im drunk and don't have class till 10am. summer skewl sux but I needs my degree son
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>>68038361
Screen cap this.

Auston Matthews will not score more than 35 points next year. It's not that he's a bad player... it's more about the (dis)organization he's stepping into.
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>>68038372
>being this dense
He'd be another tradechip for you, both him and Stephens have a lot of value, that's more than you can say about Reinhart who has negative value

It's a brutal trade, universally panned
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Anyone else disappointed the Oilers still have all their first overalls? It would be so much better if we could point at someone like RNH and say look how well he is doing on _____ now that he doesn't play for a wasteland penisdick sucking team. I fear Yakupov won't give us quite the same outcome but who knows, maybe he will score 40 goals for the hurricanes. Not like anyone would notice tbf.
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>>68038393

Fuck off LA spic
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>>68038393
>not thinking shes getting deep-dicked by brown skin Asians
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>>68038371
1022pm my ivory skinned friend.

McDavid facing off vs Team Canada is just fucking retarded.
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>>68038371
why does he look like a dog
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>>68037044
say no more
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>>68038423
lol. ESSJ reppin
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>>68038371
He's just mad he has to play with no other oilers
Korpi is playing for the Finns this year
And Murray and jones and saad are playing on team North America
Team USA Brandon Dubinsky and jack Johnson
Team Russia
Sergei boobtittsky
Half of the bluejackets starters are playing
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>>68038430
this whole world cup thing is just a giant meme
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>>68038416
>Defenders fully matriculate at age 22.

By that logic Morgan Rielly has peaked, which he clearly hasn't. (He had a great showing at the WC) All players mentioned here are very young.
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Is
>Pens speed
the new
>SEC speed
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>>68038371
Its only 10 where I live m8.

Too busy enjoying this pens win T B H
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>>68038415
At some point >Laffs
isn't a good way to analyze a player. You have to look at the situation he's stepping into in terms of the TOI available to him+level of coaching.

He's the kind of player who's going to get a lot of ice-time right away while deserving it, there's no other way with a hardass like Babcock. Big, strong prototypical #1C with an excellent two-way game, incredible hands, and already plays an NHL style game despite spending his draft year abroad - very much inside the dots. A player who matches that description is going to have a very successful rookie year. If he's >5 points apart from what Eichel did this year, I'll eat my shoe.
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>>68038438
All I see is Ryan Murray
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>>68038460
>mfw it replaces the olympics as top tier international competition
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>tfw North America lives in the past

>>68038408
Chill bruh

>>68038430
I agree with the yank

>>68038438
mashallah

>>68038453
Yes, I guess

>>68038478
Have a nice evening then
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>made a meme "screencap this" post about Kessel opening up scoring in game two on monday night
>It happened
Based fucking bill
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>>68038424
She did graduate with an EE degree from SJSU, very possible
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>>68038464
>1 .be enrolled at a college or university.
I think you were looking for the word mature
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>>68038510
>doesnt post a screencap
>ebaum image
I hope bullets are your late night snack
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>>68038513
speaking of San Jose/Bay Area, Have you seen my boy Crazie Locs up out in the streets at all? Hes a retarded Asian rapper/boxer dude and I feel like Yay Area anons prolley have seen him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bKGC1hkbAg
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>>68038526
2
Matriculate

v. To Matriculate

Matriculate - To age, mature, or to improve/make better.

Ex. I must matriculate this cheese, before I can get a good profit from it.

Ex. Matriculate your essay, and correct your grammar mistakes, then
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reminder that the broons came back from down 0-2 on the canucks and won 4-3

we are seeing a repeat this year of that
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>>68038510
I like how it was going in, but Bill said "ah fuck it" and gave it an extra little tap to take the goal.
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The Pens are fully switching back to Pittsburgh Gold next season . I wish they would bring these back for their alternates.
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>>68038551
I woulda remembered a cat like that with no teeth and hella swag
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>>68038558
>guys this franchise that is known for choking is totally going to pull it out!!

Yeah OK lad keep holding on to that pipe dream
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>>68038526
>Rielly
>mature
>more like manure
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>>68038556
>urban dictionary
wew lad
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>>68038550
LITERALLY took me 10 seconds to find because I know exactly what I posted I never actually screencaped it
>ebaum
that says ebun lad
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striimi raidi jollekin vaikka eddplays tai tuomo jollekkin suomalaisell
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>>68038589
I think he owns a burger joint in the area.
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>>68038574
That's great news I was never a fan of the newer ones. I didn't hate it, but this just suits Pittsburgh so much more. Maybe they will bring that back at some point. I'd welcome it
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>>68038574
I was wondering why they were wearing their alternate for every fucking home game.
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>this is the first 2-0 leadfor the penguins this postseason
WEW the most dangerous lead. Dropped the >rags 4-1 but they lost game 2. And of course lost both game 1s against Tampa and Washington.
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>>68038630
>if you shitpost, and shitpost enough, sometimes it will come true
You didnt even get dubs on that post, why bring it up again

>stamkos will sign with Buffalo
>Okposo with sign with Columbus
>Datsyuk will stay another year
>Kane will be involved in another rape allegation
>Benning will trade the 5th overall for a bust and an aging defenceman

Screencap this
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>Pongs two wins away from a cup
>Cindy Crysby gets a chance to hoist a cup again
>Fat Kessel gets a chance to win one before players like Thorton/Marleau/Ovi/Lundqvist/Stamkos/Rinne/Webber/Luongo/Tavares/Giroux/Kessler/Bishop etc...

Something feels really wrong here
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>>68038721
My turn

>Game 3 will break SCF tv viewer records
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>>68038734
Most of the players on that list had a chance to stop it.
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>>68038734
Maybe it's that yinzer dick causing some butthurt.
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>>68038650
It's funny how much you autists like Don Cherry considering he's a fan of the Leafs and Bruins. He would despise all of you
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>>68038748
pls happen
>>68038734
The penguins feel like the best team in hockey right now and the best team should win the cup. If the sharks prove otherwise then great, but if not then it's still fine.
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>>68038721
Stamkos wouldn't sign with Buffalo. He's going to a team where he'll be the definitive #1C.
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>>68038734
>luongo will never lift a cup
JUST
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>>68038734
>putting Kesler in that list
>putting Thornton and Marleau first to try to throw us off

Cucks fan spotted
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>>68037406
"Every time my pussy drips onto the ice, Crosby bounces it onto his stick and into my eyes. And the refs let him get away with it because of who he is."
-Logan Couture
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How many games are in the stanley cup? 7?
is 0-2 deficit that bad?
do you believe sharks can catch up?
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>>68038901
Teams that go 2-0 literally win the Stanley cup 90% of the time. Its like 44-5
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>>68038734
>ovi

Literally one of the most overrated players ever. Le one timer from the blue circle man
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Hey /hoc/, why are the stanley cup finals ratings so low?

Last year they were through the fucking roof and shit and now it's just sad

What the fuck happened?
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>>68038954
Everybody hates the penguins and the sharks have no fans
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>>68038954
No one fucking likes crysby

I've talked to fucking STEELERS fans who think he's a bitch

No surprise a finals with him will have no one watching
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>>68038990
>me crysby meme xD

Funny cause Jumbo Joe looked like a mad little bitch out there
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>>68039019
Butthurt penguins senpai detected.
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>>68038990
The Steelers have more bandwagon fans than any team except the Packers. You can trust those dumbasses heard Crosby was a bitch in high school and have been spouting it for ten years in their Blackhawks/Kings hats.
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>yfw the pens go up 3-0 and then get reverse swept
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>>68039039
Yeah I'm butthurt about the penguins being up 2-0 fucking kek

Cotoure also sounded like a cry baby bitch after the game, but yeah its only le crysby that does it xD
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>>68038901
7 games, 0-2 teams are 5-44. However the Penguins did it in 2009 and the Bruins did it in 2011.
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>>68039052
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>>68039053
>>68039046
Why are you so adamant on defending a guy who WAS CAPTURED ON VIDEO CRYING
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>>68039083
Ur a faget
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>>68038954

>>68038961
>>68038990

These.
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>>68039083
Why are you so butthurt that the pens are going to win the cup?

You must be a flyers fan, in that case just kill yourself already
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>>68039083
Based flyers fans
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>>68039083
Sidney's a good dude, he doesn't deserve the heat he gets honestly. Though I really don't think he gives a shit at this point
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>>68039097
>thinking anyone outside of pens fans like the pens
Shame, if it weren't for crysby le chubby goofy reddit man and legoon the team might be somewhat likable
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>>68039097
You are literally causing a downfall in ratings because crysby is in the finals

No one wants to see this shit and viewers will plummet, they're already down from last year's.

Congrats on killing hockey I guess.
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>even replying to posters who are fans of loser teams
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>>68039124
>>68039137
Try not to kill yourselves when Crosby raises another cup
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HBK
B
K
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>>68039161
At least my team's player's cups have balls in them.
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>>68039206
Where's your team at right now m8? :^)
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>Thorton finally gets his shot at Stanley Cup
>invisible every game and just gives the puck up any time he has it

Is Joe Thorton the ultimate choker?
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I want to be positive, >we can win these home games and flip the series but it's tough to be positive when >we've been outplayed 5 periods out of 7.
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>>68039225
Its like the sharks got to the finals and then looked at each other and were like "fuck, we've never actually made it this far, what do we do now?"
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>>68039242
Shorks have been living off surges and great play from Jones in net and that is not the recipe for success seen all post season long. I think game 3 will be a good rebound from the guys but I'm worried game 4 and if they drop it then fuck it sure as hell is over.
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Can we all agree Pongs/Sturrs would've been the best SCF matchup? Literally 7-6 every game
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>the laffs indirectly helped win the cup

how can one team be this relevant even in a tank year?
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>>68039282
Rematch between Penguins and Stars(North Stars). It would have been interesting.
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>>68039282
I was hoping for this, my cousin lives in Dallas and was talking so much shit early on. it would have been fun as hell. But they went and got BLOO'd instead. I'm honestly stunned the shorks didn't shork against the bloos
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>just read Couture's crying comments about how Crosby "cheats" on face-offs

Stick a fork on the Sharks, they're fucking done.
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>>68037070
Aside from getting cucked in every sport, and the absolute shit live music scene, Vancouver is objectively the best place to live in Canada. You can go skiing, swimming in the ocean, and hiking all within a 30 minute drive of just about anywhere in the city, you're safe in the worst part of downtown pretty much all the time as long as you don't start shit, and the temperature just about always stays between -5 and 25 Celsius.
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