>yuropoors will never experience having a catch with their father
>>68027843
Father? Whats that?
>dad was always busy with work
>dad's cell phone would always ring, interrupting catch
>you will never again experience having penis inspection time with your dad
I miss those days bros..
I miss playing baseball, and I miss playing catch with my dad :/
>>68027843
Shut the fuck up.
Not every family grew up with a father in the household.
Not everyone got to enjoy the white suburban peaceful lifestyle. You've probably never been in a fight in your entire life.
Go fuck yourself with your exclusionary threads you pussy faggot.
Americans will never experience a father, to begin with.
>>68028974
have you ever experienced employment?
>>68027843
>yanks will never have a kick-about in the park with their mates/dad or play goalie goalie with their dad in the garden.
>>68028938
lol alright you poor nigger
>>68028938
t. Nigger
>dad never watched boreball
Thank god I would kill myself if I had to pretend to play that autistic luckswing faggotry
>not having catches with your brothers instead
Do you even functional childhood?
>>68028993
literally a shit - tier experience. I'm a scouser, I would know
why do you keep making this thread
Catch is the most boring game you can play, it's literally only good for keeping dogs busy when you go to the park.
>>68029000
>>68029001
>HURRR NIGGER XD I SAID IT AGAIN MOM LOOK HOW COOL I AM
HAHAHA! CLASSIC! LOL!
Shut the fuck up.
While you were learning how to "play catch" with your dad I was learning how to make a man of myself on my own.
I could break your spine in one punch you little pussy. Now delete this thread and get the fuck outta here.
>>68029019
Because shitposting is the only worthwhile thing a flyover subhuman can do for fun in cornstalkville
>>68029034
>delete this thread
okay jalen
>>68027843
>>68028938
haha
nigger
>>68029034
>"play catch"
Gross
>>68029033
What? Let the dog chew up your baseball? No way.
>>68029047
>baseball is flyover
Why do idiots keep spouting this meme? Football and basketball are bigger than baseball in flyover country
>>68029034
WeW lad
>>68029033
How did you teach your dog to throw?
>>68028983
I employed ur mum lmao
>>68029080
>college football and basketball are bigger in flyover country
Ftfy
>>68029079
Usually you'd just use a tennis ball.
>>68029115
Technically you're playing "fetch" with the dog, although the two games are more or less the same.
tfw dad never made it to your games
>>68029122
BTFO
>>68029162
>tfw dad supportive of you even though you suck
"sure you can make all-stars, son... lets just throw a little more"
>>68028983
>>68029122
USA ON SUICIDE WATCH
We know how to play catch you stupid nigger. We also manage to discover more entertaining sports to play than 'catch' by about age 5.
>dad died in November
>Father's day is on my birthday this year
Kill me bros.
>>68029146
I don't see my dog catching 65 mph curve balls with a hard baseball lol sorry
>>68029249
Sorry man :/
RIP in peace
>>68029249
Shit. Was he in a school?
i used to play a lot of sports with my dad. i specially remember us playing ping pong in the table at our backyard, he has been playing tennis his whole life (he's a businessman but still) and even when i was four he always played to beat the shit out of me, with no mercy.
eventually i adapted, learned ball after ball, serve after serve, and when i was 12 i finally beat him. goddamn i felt like the GOAT.
also we used to play wherever they had a ping pong table, like in a hotel or a cruise, and people always ended up staring at us going at it.
good memories :'-)
>>68029318
that's harsh la
>>68027843
Man, americans are gay LMAO
>>68029318
He went to ucla famalam
>>68028938
that's a lot of projecting
>>68029249
sorry to hear that man, i know he's watching over you from a better place
>>68029318
>>96
lol
>>68029318
No, Kasim, he wasn't. Just in bad health.
My dad was a shit dad, could disappear for days or get angry for no reasons.
I remember when I was a kid I used to play alone with my old washed up ball kicking it endlessly against the wall until late at night and he didn't care. It was a street with drug dealers and prostitutes (though as a child I wasn't scared at all and everyone was nice to me).
When I was about 10 a prostitute from the street bought me a new soccer ball. My father threw it away saying I shouldn't accept gift from whores...
Thank god I left home when I was 16
>>68029263
The ball is held by player A.
The ball then leaves player A's possession.
It makes its way to player B.
The ball then leaves player B's possession.
It makes its way back to player A.
The ball leaves player A's possession again.
etc.
There are far more interesting games that human beings can play.
>>68029397
Damn dude, how are you doing now?
>>68029397
>soccer ball
fuck off yank
>tfw parents were "music parents"
IJUSTWANTEDTOPLAYFOOTBALLWITHMYFRIENDSNOTPLAYTHEPIANOANDTRUMPETREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68029433
Fine, I'm a physiotherapist
>>68029439
I posted like this so the yanks could understand
>>68029129
east TN fag here. All I hear is
>muh vols
its fucking gay
>>68029397
Tremendous insight into life in France. Fuck that for a game of soldiers.
>>68029421
Yeah, like baseball. Which playing catch is practice for
>>68029522
How many times a year do you hear "Rocky Top"?
>>68029522
>he didn't go to college
>>68027843
>tfw your dad always found time to play catch with you
>tfw dead dad
Anyone else know this very sad feel?
>>68028903
i remember when my dads friend Russell - this funny tall black dude - would always come over and play ball with me and my dad. Russell was a really cool guy but he would always hang out with my mom while my dad and i passed the ball around
You mean dribbling each other like Fatnaldo or simulating free kicks/penalties while pretending to be Schmeichel and Figo on a improvised goal made out of shirts and sweaters?
Yeah you sure are making me jelly.
>>68029122
HOLY SHIT
>tfw dad didn't play or care much for sports
>tfw he spent all weekend working on his car or fixing up the house instead
mixed feels bro
>>68029122
Obliterated
Father left early in my life, though only sporting thing he did was win a me being mascot for United at a charity auction in 1999. Step dad used to tell me all about his sporting life but he was overweight and never played sport and was always away with work so I used to just play football with my brother or friends at the park, never had anyone teach me until I had a surrogate father figure who was my coach
Catch fucking sucks. I was hooping with my dad and Bros on the driveway
>tfw I can catch really well but I have a noodle arm and can't throw a consistent spiral
My Dad still wonders what's wrong with me.
>>68032426
What's to wonder about? You're a failure of a son, plain and simple.
