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West Indies v Australia at Providence
Jun 5, 2016 (13:00 local | 17:00 GMT | 03:00 AEST 1d | 01:00 AWST 1d)
West Indies v South Africa at Providence
Jun 3, 2016 (13:00 local | 17:00 GMT | 03:00 AEST 1 | 01:00 AWST 1d)
Zimbabwe are on official pooicide watch as Mugabe is bringing their local currency back into effect, which is going to fuck up cricket salaries even more. Graeme Cremer is the new captain after Masakadza was axed. South Africa's brave Makhaya Ntini and Lance Klusener are the new coach and batting coach respectively
Fuck jannies.
What?
Execute all Rhodesians
>reddit unionically deleted the truth bombs on dale steyn
KEK
>>68013985
>LE FUGG LE ROW DEE ZENS XDDD
>>68014311
krazyfucker ltd
>>68014389
>current year
>being a bigot
>Blanderson is now the top ranked test bowler
Fucking seething lads. The rest of the world is going to be playing on shitty wickets for the next few months and no one is doing to dislodge him
>>68013815
hues BTFO
>tfw Cock scoring 10,000 was an underwhelming celebration
should have been DJ's playing techno,fireworks and cheerleaders doing backflips in the back round
>>68015338
I remember Border talking about when he broke the world record for test runs scored, apparently Ian Healy had no clue why everyone was giving them a standing ovation for running a single.
>>68015380
>you now remember Allan Border nearly killing Dean Jones and threatening to end his career if he didn't roll over and die
>>68015395
On Jones' debut too
>I take full credit for that innings and his career
Border was a cunt. Incredible player, but an absolute cunt.
>>68015380
>Ian Healy had no clue
Gee
Why isn't Amir playing against England?
That was one of the only things that made the series interesting
>>68015720
what are you talking about? he will play
>>68015720
He is from what I've heard. His visa was cleared and the guys who didn't want to play with him were strong-armed into it by the PCB
Queensland should be axed from shield and test cricket tbqh
They have literally NEVER contributed anything of worth to cricket (Khawaja is a Poo Shit Peeleshman) and their attendance levels are atrocious.
I unironically think efforts should be made on bringing the game into the northern territory. Get the abos interested in the sport again, since they would make excellent fast bowlers and batsmen
>>68015783
>lets ignore the 3rd most relevant state and pool all of our resources into Abos
This is Daniel-tier logic right here
Dumb Worst Ausfailian
>>68015824
I'm from radelaide m8
>3rd most relevant state
kek, just because they watch your precious poonion doesn't make them relevant
>>68015827
Kek. Anything not on the east coast may aswell not exist bud
>sadelaide resident
>calling any other part of the country irrelevant
wew
>>68015883
t. canberrian
WalkCunt
based Boland
>>68015916
what's your obsession with places more relevant that Sadelaide m8?
>>68016009
Canberra is literally Hobart tier
it seems like there's been a lot of pseudotrip drama lately
>>68016050
no good cricket on, nothing to talk about
it's better than what /rug/ has devolved into though with a poommunity-wide circlejerk over a bunch of 6/10 kiwi slags
>>68015824
There is literally nothing wrong with abos
Reminder some of Australia's fastest pre-war bowlers were abo.
>>68016077
What /cric/ needs is another Ivana 2.0 to get the lads talking again. Maybe that tattoo's slag that Mackaybro has a crush on.
http://www.espncricinfo.com/srilanka/content/story/1022269.html
>Nuwan Kulasekara, the 33-year old Sri Lanka seamer, has announced his retirement from Test cricket.
>"I would like to retire from playing Test cricket with immediate effect," he was quoted as saying by a Sri Lanka Cricket press release. "After much thought I believe it is the right time to retire and I hope it will allow me to better prepare for ODI and T20 cricket, which I would like to continue playing for Sri Lanka subject to good performance and selection"
"""Test""" cricket on suicide watch
cricket is gay
>>68016678
so are you
>>68016120
>/cric/ needs another 4/10 slav to obsess over
The fucking state of you.
Can you guys please contain your shitposts to under 140 characters it's getting hard to turn them into tweets for our new legendary cricket opinion twitter account
>>68016787
Where's the Malaysian flag on that lad?
>>68016896
'no'
Also, did Polite Inquires answer any of the questions you guys posted?
>>68016912
That was from before you existed you raging fucking newfag
>>68016918
I've been here for longer than NINE hours you SEETHING fucking casual.
>>68016933
You're so bad at this holy shit.
>>68016944
Delete this right now.
reminder I could literally beat up any of you
>>68016974
Message me and we can organise this soon.
We should all write an open letter to the ICC on ways we can save test cricket
>save test cricket
why though?
I want you guys to teach me the art of shitposting
>>68017055
All you need is an endgame
>>68016974
Best strategy to beat Dale Steyn in a fight?
>>68017021
One word at a time, go
DEAR
>>68017070
Depends on the location
BCCI
FUCK
>>68017090
SRINIVASAN
JUST
>>68017090
This is weak, even for you Daniel.
KILL
GILES
>>68017094
Outside his Sydney hotel
>Can we add "best shitposter" category to the annual r/cricket awards?
We could literally win this award every fucking year lads
Wait Zimbabwe is good in cricket?
>>68017131
15 years ago
>>68017131
Zimbabwe have a cricket team, if that means anything.
>>68017130
>We
test
>>68017162
Good lad
>July 30 to August 2: Australia A v South Africa A, Brisbane
>August 6 to 9: Australia A v South Africa A, Townsville
>September 8 to 11: Australia A v India A, Brisbane
>September 15 to 18: Australia A v India A, Brisbane
>August 13 South Africa A v NPS
>August 14 Australia A v India A
>August 16 Australia A v NPS
>August 17 South Africa A v India A
>August 20 Australia A v South Africa A
>August 21 India A v NPS
>August 24 NPS v Australia A
>August 25 South Africa A v India A
>August 27 NPS v India A
>August 28 Australia A v South Africa A
>August 30 Australia A v India A
>August 31 South Africa A v NPS
>September 3 Final 3 v 4
>September 4 Final 1 v 2
Reminder to watch the only games Pat Cummins will play in the coming decade
>>68017205
>NPS
Didn't they get absolutely BTFO in the Matador or Shield?
>>68017226
That was the Cricket Academy side or some shit
Pic related was NPS last year, it's purely for the younger, contracted blokes to get more experience
>>68017248
>Fekete
>young
>Yeah RIP Mr unknown shitchin dogulkar
Useless shitchin dogulkar
wdhmbt?
>>68017324
Jeetega Bhai Jeetega India Jeetega
>NatWest T20 Blast
KEK
Literally a steaming pile of shit compared to the IPL and Big Based League.
>>68017445
It's literally the same as the Big Bash, just with horrible promotion
>>68017514
Kek no its not, the BBL is 100x better than Englels comp. Literally every English player who has played in the BBL has said that
BBL is better than Englels comp because
>Fewer teams so standard of competition is higher
>on every night not this once a week nonsense so it drags on forever
>barely ever rains. I know England cant help this but there are entire rounds of their comp that get wiped out by rain because they all play on the same day
>better international players
>far bigger stadiums and attendances so the atmosphere is much better
>not cold as fuck
>my super lame women and childrens league is better than yours!! Take that englel!!!!
>>68017584
Reminder you would LITERALLY be spewing furious vitriol all over this thread towards the BBL if Poo Peeland had their own meme tournament.
>>68017593
Uh, we do. We just leave it to rot in the corner, like all t20 should.
>>68017599
Reminder that Poo Peeland WILL eventually get a Based Bash team and it WILL be in Auckland and there is NOTHING that (YOU) can do to stop it
>>68017671
I'd rather PNG and PP play than red Melbourne and pink Sydney
>>68017671
kek, that team will suck harder than Hobart if only from 70% of the team being hospitalised with DVT from spending 50 hours a week in a plane.
>>68017680
What's wrong with pink Sydney?
>>68017671
Are you the same guy who was constantly spouting for all of last year how we'd never get one? What made you change your mind?
Personally I don't think it'll happen unless NZ gets at least 3 teams and replaces our current meme comp with it, but I don't really see that happening.
>>68017688
All their players play for the Australian team anyways.
Also, I really hope they sign Allah's very own Mohammad Shahzad for the next season.
>>68017693
That has even less of a chance of happening. They're not going to flood the league with teams to cater to PP.
The fact is that PP's meme competition is the worst in the test playing world outside of Zimbabwe and there isn't enough of a population or interest to build a proper one. You either join the BBL or do nothing and rely on meme bilaterals
>>68017693
Nope
I think it'll happen if they want to expand the league because adding a PP team is the only way they can do it without making the comp shit
This is the worst /cric/ thread of all time
>>68017706
The international PNG or Hong Kong teams could manage to be mildly competitive.
>>68017713
No way
PNG and King Kong are weaker than most Sydney grade sides
t. someone who has played with and against guys who play for PNG & Hong Kong
>>68017727
And the BBL teams have literal Sydney grade side players in them
I can feel a big, fat shit coming lads
>>68017703
I know. And NZC won't bend over just to give one team, so I don't really see it progressing.
>>68017713
Mark Chapman (HK's best player) barely made the Auckland T20 team.
Do you think a full strength NZ t20 team could actually win the BBL? Obviously winning T20 is like 60% luck but I feel like only one team, if all the internationals were available, would dominate, considering the Aus talent is split amongst eight.
>>68017703
And with the PSL and BPL existing, along with the talk of increasing the frequency of the World Cup, interest in those bilaterals will die
>>68017751
Obviously, but the Poopeelians will NEVER admit it. There could be 15 Pootralian teams and 1 NZ team and they'd still never admit that we could do well. That's how ABNZ they are.
>>68017751
Obviously. PP are good at T20s and the BBL dilutes the Australoan player base
Merge the Banglacuck league with SL
Add Zimzams to the SA league
Add >us to the BBL
Let the afghans have a team in pakistan's UAE league
Move the IPL window forward to May/June
Play IPL, PSL, English meme one and SL/Bang one all in the IPL window
Create a new window in November/December
Play SA league, BBL and CPL in that window
Champions league returns
NO international T20s, EVER.
There, I fixed T20.
>>68017775
>playing all the money making leagues at once
Chris Gayle ain't gonna like it senpai
>>68017782
So? Who gives a fuck what Chris Gayle thinks, the only people you need to please are the Indians, and if the champions league comes back and ISN'T a massive pile of shit, then that's all the fucking shekels in the world
>>68017775
>LE ILL FIX CRICKET LMAO
>>68017751
>>68017760
there's no point discussing this because they wouldn't be
the whole point of the BBL is that it runs parallel to international cricket, not in spite of it like the IPL. So obviously the NZ international season would be going on at the same time as the BBL and those players wouldn't be available.
What would the best NZ T20 team be after you removed the best 12 Test players from selection?
>>68017813
>EVERYTHINNG IS LE FINE XDDXDX NOTHING IS WRONG XDXDXD I FUCKING LOVE BILATERAL PYJAMAZ
>>68017827
>LE I SHOULD BE ICC PRSIDENT IN MY RELEVANT COUNTRY LMAO XD XD DX
>>68017823
Worker
Ryder
Munro
Nicol
Bruce
Ellis
M Bracewell (W)
Worst McCullum
Milne
McClenaghan
Yeah probably about on par with the rest of the BBL
http://www.espncricinfo.com/westindies/content/story/1022307.html?CMP=chrome
>Cracks in the CARICOM-led opposition to the West Indies Cricket Board have come out wide open with Antigua and Barbuda Prime Minister Gaston Browne categorically opposing the dissolution of the WICB. Browne is chairman of the CARICOM's sub-committee on cricket.
Tony Cozier on beyond-the-grave SUICIDE watch
>>68017845
Oops that's only 10
Chuck another batsman in, like Peter Fulton or Devcich or someone
Remember the time where there was 1 NZ poster before the 2015 world cup?
>>68017851
Looks like you need another bowler m8
You've got two specialist bowlers. Worst McCullum who is shit and I assume that Ellis guy is an allrounder.
That teams bowling is worse than the fucking Heat
>>68017860
And now there's 2. Wow such increase
>>68017863
Aren't like 90% of T20 teams these days 2 real bowlers + 4-5 meme slogging allrounders? I had Jacob Duffy in there before I remembered Milne exists.
>>68017863
Worker, Ryder, Munro, Bruce, Ellis and Worst McCullum are all meme allrounders of varying qualitites
>>68017876
No why would they be? In t20 its only really your top6 batters who do anything because if you are losing more than 4 wickets in 20 overs you are probably going to lose anyway
Most teams usually go with 4 specialist bowlers and 1 or 2 allrounders. Batting depth is only really important in ODis
Champion's Trophy groups are out lads
>Group A: Australia, New Zealand, England and Bangladesh
>Group B: India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka and South Africa AKA India wins lol
Group A is going to be the main event tbqh
>>68018001
ODIs are boring
literally Australiawinslol
>>68018001
England and PP aren't too bad
>>68017529
If the BBL was better than the T20 Blast, maybe Australia wouldn't have exited in the first round, you retarded jackass.
CPL > T20 Blast > Georgie Pie Super Smash > IPL > BBL
This is an objective fact. Fuck off back to lebbit with your WCL circlejerk, kiddo.
>>68018051
>LE I WILL IGNORE THE OBJECTIVE LACK OF FOCUS AUSTRALIA APPLIES TO T20IS AND THE INFLUENCE THAT HAD ON THE T20 WORLD CUP RESULTS
>>68017751
Our understrength team demolished their full strength international side lad.
Of course we'd win it. The only reason we aren't invited in the Big Pleb League is because they fear us showing them up.
>>68017775
>playing a UAE league in April
stop typing
Why does the champions trophy even exist
>>68018081
it was the exclusive world cup before the world cup became exclusive
>>68018064
Kek. Shut the fuck up and stop breathing. By YOUR own rhetoric, a team's performance defines the domestic structure. Hence, le Shield and le Sydney grade cricket is le finest first class league in the world. By that logic, even the Caribbean and New Zealand have superior t20 comps than Australia. Which is genuinely pathetic when you consider the money and investment Australia are putting into it.
But sure, YOU will KEEP moving the goalposts like the backpedalling coward crybaby bitch that YOU objectively are. Kek. Little babby can't handle his logic thrown in his face so he shits in his babby diapers.
>>68018081
>8 team tournament
>10 team """""World""""""" Cup in the same country 2 years later
Srinivasan and Clarke should be executed.
>>68018115
>it's a statscunt convinces himself every australian poster is krazykrejza episode
neck yourself
>>68018125
>gets annihilated
>LE ITS NOT LE ME LE GUIZE!!!!!
>le epin /tv/ maymay
Kek, YOU are beyond the point of seething RIGHT NOW.
>>68018115
Honestly lad you're becoming a bit of a self-parody too. You don't have to make every post methodically fit to your reputation. Like come on pretty much every time you show up you burst in with a giant shitpost of "destroying" some poostralian. It's getting a bit old, you didn't used to be this predictable.
>>68018133
another classic statscunt mental breakdown
>>68014428
>5 more tests this summer against absolute shitters
>5 tests in India
>7 home tests next year
He WILL surpass McGrath and there is nothing we can do about it.
>>68018144
that's all he ever did m8
statscunt's gimmick was that he would post innocuously in a thread and then pounce
Okay everyone how about something far happier, let's make a list of things that ALL of /cric/ can agree on, like a happy family.
>Bilateral ODI series need to die in a fire
>>68018144
Kek, you want me to get started on YOU now? Kek. That's what I thought. little bitchphaggot.
>>68018115
Based statscunt dropping elite truth bombs
>>68018174
I enjoy the bilateral ODI series. Bilateral T20s can fuck off though
>>68018175
Go. Let rip. Come at me, cunt.
>>68018174
daniel should have died in the earthquake
>>68018174
T20 is a meme and test cricket is the only true form of the game
>>68018192
*reaches into your computer screen and rips your tongue out*
Kek. Don't disrespect me, kid.
>>68018174
That's literally impossible. Krazyreddit will literally counter EVERYTHING. He is physically incapable of agreeing with anyone, ESPECIALLY people from NZ. Remember how he constantly used to go on about how the USA is a waste of ICC money? Well, get a load of this shit. Daniel can COMPLETELY regurgitate one of his OWN opinions, and he'll STILL FUCKING ARGUE IT.
>>68018211
Weak, even by your standards. You have nothing on me chinaman.
"Kek", as you would say.
>>68018245
This is a piss poor statshandsome impression and you should be able to pick out exactly why that is.
>>68018255
Why the fuck would I want to impersonate you you insufferable shitbag.
>>68018115
Not me. Mark. Your form is fucking horrendous.
And most of the Australian team doesn't even play in the BBL so that is a moot point. BBL teams won the Champions trophy thing a couple of times so they can't be that bad.
>>68018245
I literally say right there that there is virtually no chance of the USA investment paying off you dimwit. I was explaining to him why they're doing what they are doing and why his idea is shit.
My opinion is simple: invest the money into the established but struggling cricket countries (ie yours) and the top associates. Africa and SE Asia are even bigger memes than the USA.
>>68014311
>>68017584
>>68017827
>>68017813
>>68017835
>>68018133
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>Indonesia
>Nigeria
>Argentina
>Singapore
>Malaysia
>wild card option: Iran
There, identified six potential markets to expand the game into.
>>68018278
t. freshcunt
>>68018288
Ireland too, but based statscunt has one again demonstrated his elite associate knowledge
>>68018288
How unstable is Iran? Ideally you'd like the country to be able to host matches without getting fucking bombed
>>68018288
And how would you go about achieving this, exactly?
>>68018290
I'm not a freshcunt, this shitposting has been clogging up /cric/ for years
>>68018288
>P... P...PLEASE PLAY OUR SPORT BIG STRONG FOREIGNERS
KYS my man
>>68018302
literally half the cricket playing nations are unstable
>>68018288
>Iran
You're a fucking retard
>>68018320
Unstable to the point in which you can't play there out of fear of terrorism I mean
>>68018333
Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Northern Ireland, Zimbabwe, South Africa
I actually hate Rugby League enough I support Queensland
>>68018333
KEK, that's literally 90% of the cricket playing population
oi statscunt, you going to any of the games this summer?
>>68018302
Iran is far more stable than the rest of the Middle East. It's even more stable than Pakistan or Bangladesh, in that the clergy rules with an iron fist.
With sanctions being lifted and the Iranian economy being opened up to the world, plus a sizable Afghan/Pakistani crowd, there's potential to get the game some good traction upon introduction. Also India has been currying Iran's favour (kek) a lot as of late - they've been making a lot of the two countries' cultural ties, so there is a chance of cricket spreading in the region.
>>68018304
The Knockout trophies in the late 90s were an excellent way of getting exposure in new countries (Kenya, Bangladesh). Rather than shitty bilaterals, I'd propose we replace the Champions Trophies with promotional tournaments first in expat-heavy areas (Singapore, Malaysia), before trialling it in someplace more extreme (Indonesia, Nigeria). You'd need to back this up with grassroots funding too.
>>68018301
Ireland is almost there, and they're doing everything they possibly can to promote the game. It's the ICC kicking their legs out from under them.
>>68018333
Like I said, the Revolutionary Guard rules with an iron fist. As much as everyone around it hates Iran, their internal stability is similar to Saudi Arabia
>>68018372
Yeah, probably. Seething about the amount of BoreDIs, but I'll likely head down to the T20s.
>>68018389
That's actually a very good suggestion.
The only problem with that is Nigeria which is nearly Afghanistan-tier. Pick somewhere else, preferably with a better timezone and I think its a winner.
>>68018389
This is quite possibly more retarded than daniel's fairies and rainbows idea.
>>68018389
You're a fucking retard, women can't even attend soccer matches you fucking idiot.
How on earth is cricket going to expand into a country where women are barred from watching the games while also expanding the women's leagues?
>>68018428
sounds just like pakistan tbqh
>>68018406
Kek, still mad about not getting any tests you filthy fucking jafa?
>>68018425
If you're talking about his suggestion about playing comps in places like Malaysia, it is actually feasible.
They're talking about doing that shit with the USA anyway which is a complete waste of time. If they played it somewhere like Malaysia then the timezone would be good for the TV audience in both India and Australia.
I know nothing about facilities in Malaysia, that would seem to be the biggest stumbling block.
>>68018421
Nah not really, iirc the insurgency in Nigeria is largely restricted to the rural areas as opposed to the metropolitan cities where large chunks of the population lives. If you're able to have a promotional game in Lagos or someplace similar, it could work. Overall Africa is the last great expansion zone for all business, and Nigeria is one of the only countries that has its shit together to the point where expansion is feasible.
Very good point about the timezone, hadn't considered that at all.
>>68018428
Who said anything about women's cricket?
>muh oppression
Zimbabwe is unironically a test nation.
>>68018438
>boreblock
No thanks
>>68018499
name on, ams
>>68018458
>I know nothing about facilities in Malaysia, that would seem to be the biggest stumbling block.
dankush, you here m8?
>>68018499
Sick new meme man
>>68018499
>statschink is now part of the ironic t20 bandwagon
kek, since fucking when?
>>68018677
since ams started impersonating him
>I'm Matthew Hill and beside me in the commentary box is David Bashir
>>68018702
I would believe this but the posts have too much actual knowledge in them. There's no way AMS would go to all that effort to absorb someone else's identity.
>>68018856
that's because it's a mix of statscunt and ams posting
everyone get into the Origin thread and shitpost as /afl/
>>68018520
>>68018593
Yeah I am. >We have one proper stadium with flood lights and a lot of other ones that are capable of holding day matches. It hosted a tri-series between Australia, India, and WI in 2006 and a lot of meme stuff since then.
The quality of the ground and the maintenance is actually decent enough to host international events even though the pitches are slow.
The main problem imo would be seating and weather. Currently, the ground has a capacity of 4k but I think they might be planning on increasing that soon. Also, it rains pretty much every day and tropical rain can really do harm to the ground. Other than that, they have all the facilities required to host international games and Malaysia's pretty safe.
There's actually a t20 league going on right now.
A lot of good cricketers have played on the ground including NZ's very own Williamson, Southee, Boult, Sodhi, and Anderson.
Also, I saw the u19 Ireland team at a mall near my house during the qualifiers.
Feet are the worse fetish
based boland
Lads I've been a cricket fan all me life, but I've never understood why a captain WOULDN'T choose to enforce a follow-on if he had the opportunity to. Can anyone explain it to me?
>>68023364
When you don't want to run your bowlers into the ground mostly. I guess pitch conditions too, since it might favour bowling on later days or whatever.
Is Yasir Arafat related to Yasser Arafat?
>Chris Nash is also from Cuckfield
basedbolandbolandbased
>there will ever be another Daniel,Ivana and Ajay triangle of love
Why go on
>>68025625
>wanting this
have an ear infection lads
List of things /Cric/ needs
1. More faces added to the faces of /Cric/
2. A /Cric/ trip/pseudotrip starting XI team
3. A queen of /Cric/ (holly doesn't count)
4. Monthly or yearly awards featuring best memes/copy pasta etc
If the shit hits the fan and we have compete with leddit, we have to be able to hold our own
Execute all Muslims before they execute you
ITT: Fat Hump Gay Ltd. talking to himself
>>68026503
We have all of these things
>>68029885
We have have none of those. We haven't even figured out the official DRS theme music for /Cric/
>>68030510
What's your endgame man?
just woke up lads
>>68030663
you don't want to know
Who wants to get sledged by me?
>>68031685
Good to see you've put the name back on statscunt
>>68026503
Nina can become queen of /cric/ too
Who /gong/ here?
I'm glad my account of confronting Dale Steyn has inspired you all. Reminder you all have the strength to best him no matter what poo in the loo or SA apologists have to say about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRTlVVkcTwg
>A-am I edgy and alpha enough n-now?
Just observe him. That lack of conviction of what he says, stumbling and repeating himself to a man on the ground in agony mind you. No way he could confront and win against a man on his feet in a right mind
>>68031754
they're both pretty qt but they have to be fans of cricket
>>68031907
I've also traversed the archives and am giggling like a schoolgirl after seeing the comments on the Reddit thread by a "sierra501". Such weak, weak fibre, physically and mentally. The David Warner comparison speaks volumes about his cheap character.
Again Dale Steyn is a great bowler, he has just failed as a man
>>68031888
Is Leeds the /gong/ of the UK?
>>68023364
If you ever bowl three spells on a hot day lad you'll understand
basedbolandbolandbased
>>68033230
>tfw never called on to bowl more than two in a row
its my birthday today
>>68031907
What is Steyn saying to him?
Fat Hump Gay Ltd.
>>68034267
>I'm not apologising so... I'm not gonna apologise
Never apologised to me either, just stuttered his way through saying no and that he doesn't have time
Will Warner continue to be ineffective at odi?
>>68034500
>West Indies in the West Indies
He's going to be shit. For whatever reason, he can't score runs agains them to save his life
OBJECTIVE ODI XI
Khawaja
Warner
Smith
Bailey
Maxwell
Marsh
Wade (but it should be Nevill)
Coulter-Nile
Starc
Zampa
Hazlewood
OBJECTIVE ODI XI ON SLOW PITCHES
Khawaja
Warner
Smith
Bailey
Maxwell
Marsh
Wade (but it should be Nevill)
Starc
Zampa
Hazlewood
Lyon
OBJECTIVE FUCK OFF AND NEVER PLAY REJECT LIST
Fuckner
Finch
Head
WAde
>>68034601
>test average 50.06
>odi average 37.86
fucking how
>>68033684
t. SPD Smith
Reminder that Saxon and his fucking 12-year old tier edgy /pol/ bullshit single handedly ruined our chances of having a legitimate ironic twitter account
>LE MOIN IS LE TERRERIST EDXDXDDXDXDX
Could you LITERALLY be more of a fucking child to post that trite?
based
>>68036049
Fuck off Daniel, trying to put the blame on me, only tweets I've made are the gyprock installation and Harambe "murder"
>>68036412
Literally neck yourself Saxon
>>68036443
I don't own any neck gaiters
>>68036412
Those ones were okay, but responding to Dobell with "haha moeen is a terrorist xd" is the most inane childish shit you could possibly have done, and evidently spoiled ANY chances of them responding to us. We are supposed to be experts at shitposing, not fucking children from /b/ who think racism is hilarious
>>68036049
that one was actually daniel
>>68036582
Pretty sure the only daniel ones are the ones obsessing over how "handsome" the english team is
>>68036598
Daniel was LITERALLY posting about how it would be ""funny"" before it happened
>>68036611
I'm really intrigued how the fedora meme goes back and forth between left and right
>>68036648
It was LITERALLY always for /r/atheism nice guys that are a victim of the big bad feminist
I'm really intrigued in how you're a fucking retard saxon
Who fucking changed our handle
Change it back it was perfect
>>68036696
And congratulations, you've popped a vessel over /sp/ personalities
>>68036728
>LE U R LE FURIOUS XD XD
Saxshit Ltd
>>68036728
shut the fuck up saxon
You are literally the worst poster on /cric/. Worse than daniel, worse than statscunt, worse than that trap spammer. You contribute nothing of value apart from samefagging your own retarded shitty political views, making it seem as if this board is obsessed with politics but literally no one gives a fuck.
You have a shit ideology, a shit lifestyle, a shit taste in political figures and a shit personality. And don't even get me started on that superiority complex. Why you even post here is beyond me - it seems nothing more than an extended exercise in masochism, to be honest.
So seriously Saxon, unless you have anything important, anything noteworthy, anything of even less value than that civil major, kindly do us all a favour and don't speak.
>>68036757
>>68036769
You will always be in my shadow in every facet of life.
A two tiered test system is the worst idea I've ever heard and anyone who unironically supports it needs to neck themselves.
There isn't enough test playing nations to support it or interest in test cricket to create more at this point in time
>>68036945
It's shit but it's way way way better than the current system. If there's a defined fixture list and winning a series means more than just winning a series, people will care more about tests.
>>68036969
but there aren't enough teams to make it work, unless you want to see the NZ v SL series become officially annual
Cricket tours need to be planned years in advance, pulling this shit would make the logistics a nightmare
>>68036945
BTFO
Daniel on suicide watch. Will he EVER recover from this?
(you now realise Daniel is spending three hours a day writing an essay arguing why >we "need" two Test divisions)
>>68037098
fuck off saxshit
>>68037098
I'm unironically looking forward to this. Daniel's autismfests are something special.
>>68037163
t. Daniel
>>68037163
I want to see his literal and unironic spreadsheet simulation of the two tier division at work
>>68037110
>LE FUGG LE SACK ZONE XDDD
>>68036563
Based
Saxon on suicide watch.
>>68037283
I don't think it's divisional, based on this.
It's either going to be beyond retarded or actually good
>>68037473
Christ, this is going to be his most autistic venture to date
>>68037473
I've figured out what like a few of these numbers might mean
He really needs to clean up his labelling if he's going to convince anyone of this shit
>>68036769
Fundamentally BTFO.
>>68037632
Fuck you're a dumb cunt
Is /cric/ the most politically fueled thread on /sp/?
>>68037473
>>68037632
No matter how he structures it, I'm almost certain his idea will fall apart because of the financial distribution model.
The problem that Daniel has with nearly every idea he has on cricket is that he doesn't quite understand how boards generate revenue in this sport. He is more interested in the sporting aspects of everything which while ideal, isn't practical.
I'm happy to be proven wrong, but his ideas are usually minds in the clouds stuff.
>>68036696
kys gatecunt
It never had anything to do with feminism until le gamergayte happened
>>68037728
t. freshcunt
it started from okcupid profiles of ""nice guys""
>>68037688
Yes
>>68037697
Pretty much every single idea that has been pitched for this involves at least two India v Pakistan series per cycle (home and away). Provided the ICC forces them to happen and the BCCI doesn't just bitch out for grudges, how much money would that rake in?
>>68037678
Rude
