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Fuck.

Fuck.

Shit.

Whatever.

And then Finland memes.
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1st for I will raise my son as a Leafs fan
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>>68011187
you mean yur wifes son
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>>68011187
>i will raise my wife's son as a Leafs fan

>laffs
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>sharks in 4
>sharks in 5
>sharks in 6
>sharks in 7
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>>68011187
Good lad
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>>68011187
>raising lil your wife's Pajeet as a laffcuck fan

RIP
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>>68011154
>>68011187
>7 posts
>6 IPs
>made this thread and this comment before linking it in the old thread

lmao faggot laffers
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>>68011215
>Being a Vancouver fan
Almost nothing worse tbqh
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>>68011201
>>68011195
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>>68011215
Post ass or go away cunt
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>>68011227
No Faam, I'm OP and

>>68011154
>>68011214

Are my posts
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real /hoc/ thread here >>68011106
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>>68011187
>raising sukhwinder Singh as a laffs fan
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This is real /hoc/ i can tell
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>>68011252
I can tell the laffs is a poo poo team.
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>>68011187
I will call child services on you
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>>68011171
>>68011171
>>68011171

You know it's true
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>>68011260
>no future
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>tfw no hokkei
I need something to watch
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J I M B E N N I N G
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B
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>>68011300
Porn
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>>68011285
This coming from a Leafs fan? Wew Lad!
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>>68011326
Leafs have the best prospects in the league fom
Canucks are being ruined by their retard gm
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You have been forced to become a fan of a Canadian hockey team.

Leafs or Canucks
Sens or Habs
Flames or Oilers
Jets or Wild
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>>68011300
NBA, better sport
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>>68011260
>kip's opinion
>worth a damn
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>>68011154
FINLAN MENTIONED IN THE OP
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An American /hoc/
A Finnish /hoc/
And a Canadian /hoc/

Are all created at the same time, which one do you think became the real /hoc/?;)
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>>68011345
Tip top delusion

Nylander, Marner and Reilly is just Tlusty, Kadri and Schenn all over again. Save us from Tim Cunter, Auston.
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>>68011369
>NBA
>better sport
oh that was a good laugh
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>>68011326
Leafs are going to have 5 players vying for the Calder next year (Matthews, Marner, Nylander, Brown, Zaitsev), Cantpucks won't have even one
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>>68011373
ARE YOU TELLING ME LAFFS WON'T BE BOTTOM 10 IN THE LEAGUE NEXT SEASON?

Edit: oops, capss
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>>68011360

>Leafs
>Leafs
>Leafs
>Leafs

That was easy
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>>68011360
Leafs
Habs
Flames
Wild
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>>68011399
>laff
>winning an award for on-ice performance

I don't think so, friend

>the last to do so was Mogilny
>winning the Lady Byng
>which he refused to accept, correctly pointing out it's a meaningless award
>13 years ago

>laffs
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>>68011418
Chill, lass. They will be I was just having a meme
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>>68011437
7.5/10 fresh meme
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>>68011397
Not even close none of those prospects were as highly touted as one of the current ones.
Reilly is also better than Schenn ever was already

>>68011418
They will be but the Cantpucks wont be far ahead if they are lmao
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>>68011399
hahahahhahahahahahaha
are you being serious?
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>>68011435
>knowing this much useless shit about a team you don't even follow
lmfao
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>>68011454
>confirmed for 12 years old
>laffs
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>>68011454
>won't be far ahead

ah, so we will be ahead

:^D

>>68011467
>hating lol i trol u's hockey knowledge

why would you hate someone who actually watches and knows about the sport???
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>>68011445
Van City will finish below them though;)
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>>68011467
>implying the laffs aren't a well-known laffingstock across the league

also

>67
>laffs
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>>68011460
Matthews is a first overall pick; Marner is a fourth overall pick who will be in his draft+2 season having done everything possible in the CHL; Nylander has already gotten a taste of the NHL and might actually have an edge on the previous two guys; same thing with Brown. Each player matches the profile of players who typically vie for the Calder. Zaitsev is the only one who you can debate, he's a bit of a wildcard.

I can explain it to your pleb ass but I can't make you understand.
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>>68011478
>>68011484
All these cantpucks mad because they know Benning is going to ruin their team
>old players
>no prospects
>never ever a cup lmao
Benning is trading away your future for Gudbrannson lmaoooooooo
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>>68011524
you gotta be false flagging, nobody is this delusional
8/10
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>>68011454
You know what you are? An abused housewife. You're exactly like an abused housewife. Just like how a husband tells his wife: "Oh I'm a changed man" Leafs management tells you: " All these prospects are different than before." Just as a husband says to his wife: "oh I promise I'll never hurt you again" is the same way that Leafs management says "Oh this rebuild will actually work this time" ... you're a fucking abused housewife suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
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>"proud"
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>>68011496
>implying you're not psychotically obsessed with a franchise with no meaningful relation to your own
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>>68011535
>Jim Benning

Bob McKenzie says he expects VAN to have a busy summer and that the trading is far from done. I can't wait to see what they come up with
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why are laffs fans acting like oilers fans from years past?

they got ONE 1st overall pick and they think they're top shit

Oilers have had a billion 1st overalls and still suck ass
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>>68011567
There is no Swedish word for "pride"
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>>68011543
It's not delusion you fucking retard. Even Bob McKenzie said he thinks Marner is going to be amazing in the NHL very quickly next season. I guess this is where you're pathetic enough to think you know better than him ;-)
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>>68011580
>not realizing the difference between first overalls like Hall/RNH/Yak and Matthews

dumbass chink bitch
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>>68011580
That's actually a fair criticism, Hongcouver fans just get me so riled up with their constant ignorance and baiting.
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>>68011569
>s-stop making fun of us

lol no

>laffs
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>>68011604
>Implying Toronto Sports Network is not incredibly bias to the leafs
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>>68011604
you already peaked in your false flag, this is just boring now
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>>68011562
Ad Hominem
>>68011570
lmao hopefully he drives them into the ground more
>>68011580
None of those players were as good as Matthews none were a concensis number 1
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>>68011623
Their greatest hope for the future is a glorified 3C in Bo Horvat. Hard to get hyped on that. Easier to pretend other teams are in just as dire straits.
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>>68011647
>concensis
wew
also matthews isnt the consensus number 1 either
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>>68011623
>mad
>at hockey
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>>68011639
Nice meme, my man. Did you use memegenerator.com for that fresh new meme?
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>>68011562
Mad at good prospects?
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>>68011647
McDavid > Matthews

and even with the other 3 1st overalls on the Oilers, they were still at the bottom of the league

very highly doubt the Leafs would be a playoff team (or even a bubble team) next year
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>>68011664
>Living
>In "British" "Columbia"
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>>68011639
One thing I'll give to you is it's probably hard not to get infected with the Leafs obsession. I remember staying in that shithole, all I heard was people shittalking the 6ix, I go back to the 6ix and no one even knows what Vancouver is.
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Finnish players born in 1994 and after

Top 300 prospects by HFBoards:

5. Mikko Rantanen (Col 2015 10th)
8. Sebastian Aho (Car 2015 35th)
22. Julius Honka (Dal 2014 14th)
61. Kasperi Kapanen (Tor 2014 22nd)
83. Juuse Saros (Nsh 2013 99th)
88. Esa Lindell (Dal 2012 74th)
101. Artturi Lehkonen (Mtl 2013 55th)
105. Vili Saarijärvi (Det 2015 73rd)
109. Aleksi Saarela (Car 2015 89th)
116. Ville Pokka (Chi 2012 34th)
123. Ville Husso (Stl 2014 94th)
147. Julius Nättinen (Ana 2015 59th)
189. Roope Hintz (Dal 2015 49th)
216. Petteri Lindbohm (Stl 2012 176th)


Graduated players:

Aleksander Barkov
Rasmus Ristolainen
Olli Määttä
Teuvo Teräväinen
Joonas Korpisalo


To be drafted:

Patrik Laine
Jesse Puljujärvi
Olli Juolevi
Markus Niemeläinen
Kristian Vesalainen
Eeli Tolvanen
Urho Vaakanainen
Juuso Välimäki

Feels good man.
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>70 posts
>17 posters

Damn this is why other boards think we're autistic
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>>68011640
>>68011645
>thinking Bob McKenzie could be affected by bias when he's the foremost hockey journalist with the most integrity
>not realizing that no matter what you do nothing can stop the Leafs prospects from being better than yours
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>>68011699
>by HFBoards

Stopped reading there. Nice Gretzky dubs btw
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>>68011670
>670
>laffs

I will memes into reality using only the power of my mind

>>68011687
>pointing and laughing at the laffs and their endless humiliating failure
>and the alternating cycles of delusion and bitter bitter anger of their """""""""fan"""""""""base
>obsession
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>>68011699
can you do one for Swedish players and Canadian players?
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>>68011699
All I see is a computer generated list of Finnish names. Mix and match to create your own Finn!

>there is only one non-leaf and non-finn poster before me.
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>>68011715
>think we're autistic
I don't think, I know you're autistic
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>>68011660
Dont be stupid and act like he isnt Laine is great but go look up the scouting reports and draft rankings 90% say Matthews Ive seen one from ESPN saying Laine
>>68011680
No shit McDavid is better Matthews is around Eichels level. Im not saying next year but in 3 years they will be making the playoffs
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>>68011735
>i dont understand words I use
not surprising considering you didnt know how to spell it either
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Might commit tonight to getting buzzed and arguing with you lads and lasses tbqh.
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>>68011735
You're being way too optimistic. The leafs went full Edmonton and it will come back to bite them.
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>>68011735
part of the reason matthews is so highly touted is because of his age. hes basically a year older than everyone else in this draftclass. if he was drafted last year he wouldnt be on mcjesus or eichels level.
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>>68011758
already buzzed tee bee aiche
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>>68011727
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too many Canadians, would take hours
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>>68011758
Hey its monday, jacques
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>>68011773
You're wrong and everything you have ever done was a mistake. And your mom is a whore.
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>>68011782
It's Tuesday. And how did you know my name, Genghis?
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>>68011725
Your Leafs obsession is greater than Toronto Sports Networks
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>>68011779
exactomundo
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>>68011640
>the level of inferiority complex needed to actually use the phrase "Toronto Sports Network"
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>>68011754
>attacking my spelling instead of what I actually said
>>68011763
You could be right but i think in three years being a first round exit playoff team isnt that much of a stretch leafs wont be in contention for the cup in atleast 5-6 years
>>68011767
Ive seen people on tsn saying Matthews would have been a close third to eichel last year
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>tfw nobody commented on the quality of my OP:(
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tfw wanna gas all the laffs fans
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>>68011767
You realize Tony Granato, as in the guy who has coached both Eichel and Matthews in the USNTDP program, thinks Matthews is better, correct? He's likely the one person best suited to making the comparison having been super up close to both prospects.
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>>68011878
>not being grateful to the Leafs fans who let your disgusting chink ancestors into this country
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>>68011878
>tfw you should stop posting
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>>68011900
>laffers
>white

Pick one you double nigger
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>>68011843
well actually you refuted your own point by admitting he isnt the consensus number one pick
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>>68011878
>not having them to laugh at every single year
>not enjoying their early-season delusion and then savoring their mid-season shock and horror when reality sets in, fading to misery and depression every single spring
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>>68011915
>says the Hongcouverite who lives in a glorified Chinese colony
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>mfw the jets are better than the laffs and canucks and have far better prospects
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>>68011927
>tfw laffs jersey on ice folder is 5.62GB
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>>68011942
Not from British Cucklumbia, try again :^)
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>>68011942
>says the paki who lives in a store-brand knockoff of New York, but without any of the relevance and success

>>68011954

Well that's obviously true
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>>68011968
>tfw only have 1.8GB of laffs jerseys on the ice

;_;
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>>68011968
Loving every Laff
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>>68011994
save it!

it's all yours, my best-team-in-the-league friend!
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Rofl at Vanfags unironically using the term "tank nation" all year when it's clearly a reference to leaf nation
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>canadumbs
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>>68011927
>tossers could face charges & lifetime ban
As it should be desu
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Every team in the NHL is shit except for the one I cheer for
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>>68012009

I will, thank you. I really, really, really like this picture.
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All according to plan goys
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>>68012041
this 2bh
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>contract the canucks @bh_ May 30
>"...but I don't know (what the) Canucks' plans are," said Brouwer. Join the club Troy.

nobody @petbugs13 May 30
Canucks announce another trade
#RuinMyDayOffIn4Words

>fuck everything @HockeyDipshit May 27
>No more summer summit? Don't want the fans ripping your shitty management for their shitty moves? @VanCanucks

fuck everything @HockeyDipshit May 27
Jim Benning is - right now - a bottom 5 GM in NHL history. By the end of his tenure he'll be a bottom 5 GM in sports history.

>Taj @taj1944 May 26
>Taj Retweeted J
I've said it multiple times, 80% of the Canucks fanbase is filled with morons.

Amir Tedros @amirtedros May 25
Jim Benning is that friend of yours that keeps getting into scams. Yet he's in charge of your favourite sports team.

>Corduroy Orbison @_Proto May 25
>I can't cheer for this team anymore. This broke me. Screw these idiots.

Cody Dame @cdame94 May 26
@HockeyDipshit made the mistake of searching gudbranson last night. A LOT of fans saying "hes good cause hes a 3rd overall pick & hes 6'5"!"

>Tips Fedora @kerrrrrrrr May 25
>@jaredmccann19 @VanCanucks Thanks for being part of a terrible trade that will hopefully get our moron GM fired soon!
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>>68012060
>haha, we were just pretending to be bad!
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>>68012070
>taking the time to copy/paste all this

Now there's obsession for you

I don't mind though -- Nucksbros are used to laffers paying close attention. Usually in the spring, when there isn't any laff hockey to watch :^)
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>>68011973
Get back to me when Hongcouver gets a franchise in a major sports league other than NHL
Never gonna happen kek
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>its a lol i trol u triggering laffers episode
my favourite
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>>68012107
>I'm doing /hoc/ a favour by sharing Cantpucks misery tweets
>lol i trol u has to shit all over my generous offer

You're really a cunt you know that
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>>68011922
One person from ESPN of all networks lmao
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>>68011727
3. William Nylander (Tor 2014 8th)
29. Adrian Kempe (Lak 2014 29th)
43. Jacob Larsson (Ana 2015 27th)
48. Joel Eriksson Ek (Min 2015 20th)
75. Jacob DeLaRose (Mtl 2013 34th)
81. Gustav Olofsson (Min 2013 46th)
82. Oliver Kylington (Cgy 2015 60th)
89. Axel Holmstrom (Det 2014 196th)
90. Oskar Lindblom (Phi 2014 138th)
99. Andreas Johnson (Tor 2013 202nd)
102. Jakob Forsbacka-Karlsson (Bos 2015 45th)
108. Gabriel Carlsson (Cbj 2015 29th)
110. Rasmus Andersson (Cgy 2015 53rd)
137. Dmytro Timashov (Tor 2015 125th)
139. Gustav Forsling (Chi 2014 126th)
143. Linus Soderstrom (Nyi 2014 95th)
156. Andreas Englund (Ott 2014 40th)
163. Robert Hagg (Phi 2013 41st)
164. Lucas Wallmark (Car 2014 97th)
165. Oskar Sundqvist (Pit 2012 81st)
167. Felix Sandstrom (Phi 2015 70th)
188. Marcus Pettersson (Ana 2014 38th)
208. Tobias Lindberg (Tor 2013 102nd)
270. Marcus Hogberg (Ott 2013 78th)
272. Nick Sorensen (Ana 2013 45th)

Hampus Lindolm
Filip Forsberg
Elias Lindholm
Alexander Wennberg
Andre Burakovsky


Alex Nylander
Rasmus Asplund
Carl Grundström
Timothy Liljegren
Adam Thilander
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>>68011954
Jets and Laffs have equal prospects but Jets are in a far better position
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>>68012133
>needing other teams and sports to watch because the laffs suck

umm... your fair weather is showing...

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>>68012207
>replying to autists who were begging for Matthews on the day of the lottery and now talk shit about him because their best center is Bo Horvat
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>>68012228
t. delusional laffer
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>>68012219
Tobias Lindberg? I forgot we had that one. Cool
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>>68012244
literally no-one begged for bust matthews

everyone wanted a finn because of the meme potential

why do laffers always make shit up?
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What kind of dishwasher are the Penguins
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>>68012207
you refuted your own argument, thanks, also many european scouts rank laine higher
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>>68012233
>all relevant cities have at least two franchises in MLB/NBA/NHL/NFL
>hongcouver only has NHL and most fans would rather it moves to Seattle to escape all the dark history
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>>68012300
>many european scouts

Look at this hockey insider xD
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>>68012228
You actually think this?

>laffs
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>>68012337
theyve been spouting delusions all afternoon, must be all the apehoop hindus bored because the craptors got BTFO
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>>68012288
Whirlpool, not crazy expensive, reliable, and easy to fix on the fly
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>no finns itt
>actual hockey discussion
Can't wait until they're fully banned from /sp/
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>>68012195
>using foul language on a friendly board like /hoc/

rude tb᠎h fa᠎m
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>>68012394
its not so much hockey discussion as it is a Canadian flame war.
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>>68012300
You mean finnish LMAO no shit
>>68012337
Leafs have second best prospect pool after Jets and after leafs its Arizona. Vancouver is all the way at the bottom with the >rags lmao
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>>68012275
>When the smoke cleared, the Leafs, Jets and Blue Jackets had death grips on the three coveted superstar spots, while the Canucks had tumbled from No. 3 to No. 5.

>Howls of despair erupted at viewing parties around the province and all over social media. The C-word was invoked (“curse”). But what does it really mean for the near-future of the franchise? They miss out on a potential centerpiece of the rebuild

KEK
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>>68012337
Matthews>anyone the Jets have
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Anyonw have a movie/tv show to recommend for tonight bc of no hockey?
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>>68012589
never a bad time to binge old episodes of the X-Files.
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>>68012275
Watch: Disgruntled Canucks fans lament draft lottery loss

http://www.thescore.com/news/1018665
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>>68012535
This might be true but the Jets have a lot more depth in other places as well as more solid prospects in general with the addition of Laine to their already decent team
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>>68012589
Snatch was a solid movie, watched it yesterday. The Office is always good.
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>>68012618
>>68012651
Looking for horror movie tbqh
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>>68012639
>already decent team
They finished 25th dumbfuck
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>>68012670
I heard It Follows was good
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>>68012697
They play in the central so its understandable
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>>68012670
UPDATE:

Decided to watch 30 days of night.
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>>68012670
Horror movies are literally the worst. I don't particularly like the genre and on top of that very few of the movies are any good in quality.
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>>68012717
It is pretty good, saw it a couple months ago
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>Windows 8 keeps wanting me to install

what the fuck

i don't want this
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>>68012718
Doesn't matter what division you play in, 25th in the league makes you a basement dwelling shit team
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Where are all the Amerilards?
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>>68012903
driven away by laffs and cantpucks autismfest
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>>68012781
post butt and ill deactivate it i work for mircrosoft
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>157 posts
>26 posters
Nice "sport" you have here
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>>68012903
Waiting for the next game so I can see the penguins blow out the sharks again
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>>68012976
Pongs killed /hoc/ desu
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So is anyone else here a Penguins fan?
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>>68013269
Everyone secretly is.
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>>68013340
Really? It seems like literally everyone hates them, which i don't understand because, unlike the Blackhawks, for example, they constantly shit the bed during the playoffs.
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>>68013401
It's all foreplay before they go to bed every night this season jerking themselves off to sleep using the tears of unfathomable sadness because they weren't fortunate enough to be born in glorious Y'inzburgh and allowed to worship Sidney Crosgod.
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>>68013434
Every day I wake up and thank the Lord himself that I wasn't born on the other side of the state.

>41 years
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>>68013401
I hate them only because of crysby and letang and their shitty fans. Otherwise they have a few players I like
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>>68013472
Philadelphia is the land of championship sports! Haha. And assaulting cute giant inflatable ducks sailing around the world for good causes. OH, also ruining social experiments like that hitchhiking robot. But, it does have cheesesteaks and an impressive crime rate.
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>laffs
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>>68013544
Stillers fans are worse. Sooooo much worse. I grew up in a Y'inzer family. I hate the NFL because of them.
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>rags
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>>68013604
>rags
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>>68013604
>rags
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>>68013604
>>68013626
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>>68013269
Reporting senpai
Only made it to one game this year but had the pleasure of seeing Bill net two goals
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>rugs
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>NBC ProHockeyTalk @ProHockeyTalk
>Lombardi’s goal was to assemble USA World Cup team ‘that you think can beat Canada’

KEK
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>>68013658
>mfw I scanned it
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I've never posted in this thread before. I am a newfag. Am I doing this right?

>rags

pls no bully
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>>68014526
>rags
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>>68014495
>i made that in january of 2015
>you never scanned it before
fucking tripfags
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>>68014549
I've seen that picture literally every time you've ever posted it and I still haven't scanned it
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>>68014526
Lurk more
>rags
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>>68014569
You're missing out on a vintage meme friendo
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>>68014549
>subtly begging people to scan your clever QR memes

>>68014526

Excellent effort bro

>laffs
>rags
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>>68014603
I don't care if anyone scans it or not, but the sheep and >rags are my two favourite memes of all time
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>tfw dog is a dying meme

>there will never be 7 /hoc/s again

Why even live
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>>68014352
>want to assemble a team to bear arguably the best team
>leave out one of, if not the, best picks for your team
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>>68014694

You and me both, man

>rags
>laffs
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>>68014760
>not dog
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>>68014811
dog got gets and that's it, it was never super exploitable for actual /hoc/ content
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>>68014729
memes never die. we just have to get back into our supreme meme state like last year
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>>68014822
>implying
check out this gem
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>>68014822
Are you implying bean man isn't a great meme either?
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>>68014936
>not even edited to be doggy pupzyk
>>68014959
Nah, bean man is great, we've witnessed the emotional roller coaster of his life
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>>68014979
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>>68013806
Hey, that was the game malkin got injured. I'm actually in the picture. Far right, section 106 row d.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFfNhlQkrTs
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>1980
>americaitlyns
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put the fucking CUP in the fucking BAG
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>>68015099
>tranadians
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@68015136

Post butt
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Hello is this the meme general
???
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>>68015183
Can't crush the memes
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>>68015243
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>/hoc/ will never meme as hard as last year

>never again will /hoc/ have to seek refuge on /s4/
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>tfw offense is shit
>tfw henrik too old
>tfw just good enough to not get draft picks
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>4 more days until hokkei
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>>68015243
Wow is he that strong?
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>>68015339
Game 2 is tomorrow you shitfuck
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>>68015329
>rags fan in charge of realizing his team's defense is what dragged the entire team down
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how the hell did the normies get a hold of ook
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>>68015533
>how did normies get a hold of a Reddit meme /hoc/ stole
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>>68015649
>its a "kippers posts xer stupid worthless ching chong bing bong opinion and thinks we're supposed to care" episode
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>>68011388
Did finny just score?
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>>68015533
ook is the same image but different principle
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>>68015691
they're cheering about the fact they beat US GAY in the bronze medal match
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Minnesota players had an average PPG of .465

That's higher than any other state or province
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>>68015710
Seems a bit over the top. Its not like USA is ever any good
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>>68015721
true
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>>68015715
Minnesota also has a statistical average of .000 cups.
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>>68015329
But that's wrong
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>>68015759
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There is no /hoc/ but /hoc/ and dog is its messenger
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>>68015777
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Thoughts?

https://youtu.be/eJjtZ0IJIEA
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So how many Canadian teams in the ploffs next year? Zero of course is the safe answer, but try to be creative here
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>>68015822
Laffs get carried to the cup by Auston Matthews, thus beginning the Autism Matthews era in which he finally breaks all of Gretzkys records, laffs go on to become the longest running dynasty in NHL history
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>>68015847
typical amerilard overrating amerilard players. He might be better than McDavid but Gretzky is taking it too far
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>>68015847
you are fucking retarded and have ZERO hockey knowledge

refrain from posting completely

consider suicide
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>>68015872
>thinking hes better than McDavid
>thinkinh hes even better than Laine

Kek. McDavid best player in the league.
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>>68015873
Post butt
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>>68015822
Calgary - Depends on how they address their goaltending and coaching. If they got let's say a goaltender like Bishop or Andersen and hired someone that isn't Carlyle, I would give them a good shot of making it as a #3 team or wildcard.

Edmonton - n/a

Montreal - If Price is healthy then les Habishits return to the playoffs.

Ottawa - no man's land again just like this year

Toronto - no more tankjob but also no playoffs

Winnipeg - miss out like Colorado this year

Vancouver - kek

So at best 1 team, 2 depending on Calgary's offseason.
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>>68015902
>thinking he's not better than Laine

Congratulations, you share an opinion with a grand total of two scouting outlets: McKeen's hockey and Corey Pronman of ESPN.
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>>68015954
I share your mom's two outlets
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>>68015992
WEW LAD
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>>68015992
Holy kek get a load of this absolute mad man
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>>68011699
aho>rantadnen
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>>68015992
>share
>outing yourself as a cuck
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Reminder that this man will play for team USA in the world cup
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>>68016021
lmao look at that fucking monkey
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I'm about a month late but

>be coilers
>suck dick
>get first overall picks
>always draft forwards
>"You need to draft BPA. We'll trade our offense for defenseman later"
>25 year old top-pairing right-handed shutdown defenseman on a long-term, affordable contract requests a trade to Western Canada
>"We're going to wait until the price drops"
>He rescinds the trade request
JUST
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>>68016021
Is that a real monkey? Why would it make a face like that?
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>>68016121
They need two top four defencemen to not be a total tire fire again next season. I bet they draft Tkachuk and that trading chip is gone. Then they probably have to move out Draisaitl because he's the only non-McDavid forward other GMs would be asking for.

That gets them ONE, if Chiarelli can manage even that. Not sure how they get the other one. The best part is it's right shot D that they need, it's going to come at a real premium.
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>>68015533
It originated on /mu/, there's your answer. Therefore in some way probaly from reddit as well.
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Any Devils fans here?
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>>68016238
>debbies
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>>68011699
Pokka was drafted by the Islanders, not Chicago.
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>>68015873
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>>68015873
>you are fucking retarded and have ZERO hockey knowledge
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>>68016366
NICKLAS JENSEN THO
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>kippers the communist getting btfo
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