You like Cristiano Ronaldo?
His early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when he transferred to Real Madrid in '09, I think he really came into his own, commercially and artistically. His pec has a clear, crisp definition, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives his highlights a big boost. He's been compared to Lionel Messi, but I think Cristiano has a far more bitter, cynical style of play.
In '14, Ronaldo released this; "La Decima", his most accomplished season. I think his undisputed masterpiece is "The UCL Final". A match so good, most people probably don't watch Madrid's 4th goal. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of winning and the importance of teamwork. It's also a personal statement about Ronaldo himself!
Saw it on r/soccer aswell. Pretty funny.
>>68009597
Yea, I tried hard to find an American Psycho-esque photo of him, but there's nothing.
Very original OP.
>amerilard humor
>>68009712
implying I care
>>68009697
dig deeper, bro. you have to commit fully to the gag. you're on the right track.
>single handedly took his team to the final
>didn't score but still a big vital player
OMG HE SUCKS PENALDO FAGGOT XDDD CHEATERS
>Messi
>meme goals against meme teams in the group stages of the WC
>didn't score in the next stages against shitty teams
>final, looses
OMG HE IS THE BEST HE DESERVES IT ALL XDD FUCK PENALDO
dont just stare at it eat it
>OP is a leddit faggot
>Nobody is telling OP to fuck off or kill himself
/sp/ is truly dead. Moot accomplished his goal.
>>68017380
shut up idiot
>>68017399
Fuck off reddit
>>68009576
>>68009576
Let's see Lionel Messi's Ballon d'Or.
>>68017380
Go away reddit
>>68017399
>>68017880
heIIo reddit
why do people on here look to hate /reddit so much yet most still use subreddits ? Just stfu. We like /reddit. Stop being an edgy teen. Back to /reddit has never ever sent anyone out of here with there tail between their legs. Just stfu.
>>68018476
>We like /reddit
found the faggot
>>68018509
should I give you a list of things I like and dislike so you can correct them for me pedro? ya bigot
>dubs guy is now reddit
When will baneposting be considered reddit? Is it already?
>>68018707
>should I give you a list of things I like and dislike so you can correct them for me
you should simply fuck off
>pedro?
>ya bigot
lel the irony
>>68018755
how is me calling you pedro irony in this situation? you do know what bigot means ya?
Well you can say fuck off all you want keyboard warrior but i am still here :D:D:D:D How does your powerlessness make you feeeel?
>>68009597
>saw it on r/soccer as well, pretty funny.
>>68009576
HEY LEO!
[he bashes Messi in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
TRY WINNING ANOTHER BALLON D'OR IN ZURICH NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
>>68009576
>>68017380
>>68018737
>>>/q/3
CUnt fagoots
>>68018476
The format is decent but the users are square as fuck
Marcelo, get on your knees so the referee can give me a penalty ... don't just sit there, dive for it.
There is an idea of a Cristiano Ronaldo, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
