White Sox @ Mets
Quintana vs Harvey
Early Memorial Day baseball
Please baseball gods have some mercy on us and let Q have a W to stop the hemorrhaging
Since Ajax got hurt yesterday adding injury to insult, Shuck is back
Also Avila at catcher and Rollins at SS. Abroo batting second.
>The offense scored 16 runs over three games, the starters delivered three quality starts, and they have zero wins to show for it.
I already stopped getting mad at our recent bad stretch that's now 4-14 because of shit like above. Just read that aloud. Its utterly ridiculous and absurd. How stupid can this shit be? It's even dumber than pic related.
Good luck Who's bros. Sorry for beating you silly in the last series.
Someone tell your bullpen to not choke on a pile of dicks.
I had to leave during the 8th inning yesterday so I missed the blowing. It's honestly just funny now. Maybe Robin should let the starting pitcher go up to 150 pitches from now on, we'd probably win more.
>>67980669
We've been telling them that since the Rangers series. They wont listen. Nothing we can do anymore.
Seriously though, no matter who Robin puts out there, they shit the bed in a high leverage situation. But then when were losing, the same bullpen goes out there and throws shutdown inning after shutdown inning but we can't score any runs to be back to win.
This is just madness. Pure madness.
>>67980619
Also Kahnle, the guy who shit the bed after drob shit the bed in that historic >7-1 game has been sent back to charlotte
>Sox facing a struggling pitcher with bad record and high era
I've seen this episode too many times before and the ending is always not good
Dear Collins
No Senpai today please
Thank you
Don't know Matt Harvey but I'm sure today is the day he gets back on track
>tfw spending memorial day watching your struggling team losers of 6 straight and 6 straight series
It sounds kind of sad but when I think about it, there's nothing else I'd rather be doing. Come on white sox. Stop this bleeding and turn the ship around.
If Harvey gets shellacked again today, it should be ogre. Send him to the minors or DL him. Can't keep throwing away games every 5th day.
>>67980864
I think he'll be fine
>>67980872
I don't think you realize how bad he is.
>>67980882
Have you seen >us?
please Harvey please... i'm begging you. I want to like you I really do, but if today is another shitty Harvey episode you're finally dead to me
Harvey should at least skipped 2 starts during this whole thing. Too bad he cant swallow his pride.
>>67980893
Yes. You have a major league lineup at least. Harvey couldn't pitch well against a high school team right now, I'm sure you will be fine, at least until your bullpen comes in, but Harvey should be long gone and in the showers by then.
Hey, most of us are still alive!
tfw nobody killed me this weekend
Matt Harvey
>3-7
>6.09 ERA
god it hurts to look it
>6.08 ERA
>1.69 WHIP
>.330 BA
>>67980934
We survived 2012 and 2013 and 2014 got us all conditioned for bullpen implosions anyways.
Now let's get Q that W!
wew
Wow that was a terrible start. Don't give him confidence.
>>67980971
Saturday's game reminded me of Scott Downs, Lindstrom, and Belly. The PTSD was too fucking much.
Anyone else at Citi yesterday? Shit was hard to watch. Collins really is a terrible manager 2bh
>>67980843
Right the ship next series, please
>>67981064
We need this more than you. Sorry. It'll probably end up yours anyways so don't complain.
>>67981031
Would you like to trade for Ventura?
>>67981031
Yep. At least I got a ring out of it.
Collins depends on Familia too much. Especially in non save situations where he really struggles. Terry should of seem that on Friday.
>Hawk blaming the schedule for the Sox 4-18 slump
I'm not buying it. How about you guys.
Look how thin Harvey was.
>Tejada trying to be like Jeter ruined it
>>67981136
It's not the schedule, our guys just lost their TWTW
>Series between the 2 JUST teams from the Al and NL respectively
Hmm
>>67981164
11 of those losses were decided by 2 runs or less. I don't think they have completely checked out like Rios did.
What the fuck is wrong with Brett Lawrie's face
lmao what an anticlimactic end to that AB
>>67981213
Yeah, it's a different kind of feeling. Hell the run differential for that entire month of may was only -2. Shit is fucked.
>>67981213
It's not the run amounts, it's that no one can handle the pressure of being responsible for a game. Down by a few runs? Offense completely shuts down. Gotta hold a lead? Bullpen completely shuts down. The starting pitching is the only thing on this team that's got their shit together, and even then it's not perfect.
>Who's more wrong than weather guys?
>Weatherwomen
Ron with some Keith tier bantz there
>it's a "the Mets face a good lefty" episode
gg white sox, enjoy the w
>Harvey hasn't blown it yet
Holy shit its de aza
>>67981257
>it's that no one can handle the pressure of being responsible for a game.
I'm starting to think this is the case. The Sox want to win, but they just simply choke when it actually matters.
>>67981313
Hello, it seems you finally met the White Sox offense. Enjoy the series while they make your starters look like aces.
K the side! Nice Q. Come on offense, give him that run support.
>>67981323
Kid Rock's also on the Mets. Not sure if he closes games though.
>>67981313
Give it time m8, only the 3rd.
>>67981342
>Mets vs. a good lefty
>current Harvey
>camo unis
no matter how bad yall are, this can't end well
>>67981358
you're right, we haven't even reached the meltdown 4th yet
What happens when two pieces of shit collide like this game?
>>67981355
Reed is the 8th inning guy. Should be the closer now because Familia is shit.
>3rd inning over
Clench those buttcheeks boys
>White Sox pitcher whiffs at a dead center fast ball
This is why the AL is the true baby league.
>>67981392
2 perfect games, apparently
hey remember when matt bush actually hit jose bautista for flipping his bat and only received a warning, and then noah syndergaard got thrown out of a game by a minor league umpire for throwing half a foot behind chase utley with no warning?
>>67981430
You're right, NL pitchers are all Babe Ruth at the plate.
Aaand cancel the post game show
>>67981462
>it takes Babe Ruth to hit a dead center fastball
>>67981462
>Implying even I would miss hitting a dead center fast ball.
Has Kelly even gotten a hit yet since he's been brought up?
>>67981449
Bush not getting ejected caused a massive embarrassing on-field incident that resulted in numerous ejections.
Syndergaards ejection quashed that shit right there for the rest of the series.
Guess which umpire is going to get shit on in his review by MLB, dumb chink poster.
>>67981493
>>67981505
Fastballs have movement too, you know. The end location isn't everything.
>>67981513
He's had a walk
>>67981513
nope- just another Satin/Ceciliani/scrub ass AAA player who should stay there
2nd time through the order, time for Harvey to choke.
>>67981527
all i'm looking for is consistency here
why did bush not get ejected and why did phil hughes not get ejected for throwing at donaldson twice when syndergaard got ejected without either team having been warned for throwing at a batter ONCE?
if there was a consistent history of umpires immediately throwing out pitchers for intentionally throwing near batters, i'd be fine with it
as it is, i'm not
>tfw no qt Navy gf
>Abrooooooo
>Matt is pitching well
>Harvey makes it through the 4th
>>67981674
White Sox Offense: Making your shit pitchers look like Aces.
>>67981531
It was dead center and it's not going to have a radical change of direction like a change up or curve ball.
Your pitcher sucks dick at hitting and it's why the DH needs to be dumped. Otherwise your pitcher is basically an automatic out in interleauge.
Holy fuck, how was that not a swing? That was even further than Lawrie's check swing
isn't harvey suppose to be collapsing by this point of the game?
>>67981689
Mets offense isn't much better 2bh. This is going to be a pretty low scoring game
>Noah is second in K/BB ratio
>still over 12 points behind Kershaw
>>67981737
shhh don't tell him
>Cespedes pushing Abreu
Top bantz
>>67981712
this guy gets it
Mets camera man just filming little girls
>>67981817
White Sox cameraman has been doing that the past homestand as well.
>mets with RISP
>>67981712
Your pitcher has also whiffed on fastballs right down the middle before. And all of your hitters have as well. Guess you should fire them all.
>>67981851
I'm pretty sure you've heard this before
>leadoff triple
>0 outs
>runner fails to score
It's pretty much a staple for the Sox as well. I'm kinda expecting to go to extras at 0-0 at this rate.
>>67981851
Ignore him. He's probably one of those "DUDE LEAGUE DEBATES LMAO" kinds of people.
>>67981893
this is the big inning for harvey, if he can get through this without giving anything up i can believe in him
also what the fuck is in brett lawrie's mouth?
whobros why do our teams suck so much
>>67981893
Too many fuckin' times. Shame >we never play each other more. All of us have so much to bond over.
>>67981932
Canadian Vampire.
TYB le crying man
>le crying man
holy fuck, what
Atta boy Wilmahhh
Well fucking shit.
Le Crying Man is actually pretty good at First
>>67981886
>Implying I cheer for the Mets
>>67981944
Because
LE CRYING MAN DOES IT AGAIN
>>67981982
>Buried behind doody and Loney for 1st
>buried behind Walker for second
>buried behind Wright for third
being le crying man is suffering
>>67981992
also
Best place to find a cute baseball grill like this? New york or chicago?
>>67982028
los angeles
>>67982028
No one cares, watch the game
>>67982051
I care =3
and the shitter finally does it. good for him.
>Harvey doing good
>Flores makes impressive defensive play
>Kelly got a hit
What is happening
>tfw you will never get your first major league hit
>that slow motion rub
erotic
>>67982028
>posting 3D
That aside, she looks Eastern European, and she's gonna be nitpicking every single move you're gonna make. Have fun.
>>67982046
who /la/ here?
dogs would booty blast both these teams tbqhwy
>>67982073
the highs before the fall.
>>67982073
You're playing White Sox Baseball
>is a Scoreless: Extra Innings episode
This time I've sure off it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV7IFUgUMyM
Is harvey back?
>>67982129
>just watching anime
lost it
>avishit2
>>67982177
i haven't seen harvey consistently hit 98 in a whiiiile
so maybe?
sigh this offense...
Wake the fuck up offense. Dont waste this.
>>67982177
Don't believe until he does this against another team. We've been trying to tell you, the Sox can't hit struggling pitchers.
Silent Offense.jpg
Thanks Melky
but why would you go to second tho, you're not fast
so like... why not put Conforto in? If nobody else can get hits why not give one of their better hitters (in general) a chance?
>Cabrera gets Cabrera out
>>67982084
Meanwhile the Cubs are going to roll you later today.
Feels good to be the eternal top dog of Chicago baseball.
Come on Sox please get runs. I feel so bad for Q.
>>67982298
Muh matchups. Conforto doesn't hit as well against lefties so they usually leave him out of the lineup when a lefty pitches.
>>67982298
it literally mounts to "muh matchups"
>>67982371
I know that. but since nobody else is hitting whats the harm in letting him try? How else is he gonna improve?
Fuck
It's happening
and here we FUCKING go. I /hate/ this team lately.
PULL IT TOGETHER MATT
>>67982395
I generally agree with you, but once again Collins is an awful manager. They'll sometimes pinch hit him at least during lefty starts.
>>67982395
It's because Terry Collins is a fucking moron. Literally.
>Super Joe McEwing is the Sox's 3rd base coach
Neat. Hes my favorite meme Met from my childhood.
Fraz PLEASE
>2 on with 0 outs
>waste an out with a retarded bunt
>0 runs score
Yep
Can someone explain to me why Melky was bunting?
fuck that was close.
Thanks White Sox for rejuvenating Harvey
fuck i can't even describe how happy that made me
FUCK YES MUH FREEDOMS
"What a fucking surprise," said no one.
>JB suck
sigh...
Fucking robin why the fuck was melky bunting?
Those coat/miniskirts are pretty hot senpai
GOB BLES AMERICAN :DDDDDDD
>>67982474
We told you it would happen.
Your fault for not believing us.
Additionally, fuck you baseball gods. Fuck you.
AMERICA
FUCK YEAH
>>67982496
I thought it was a decent idea in getting runners to second and third and then having Fraz do his thing and be up 2 runs.
Too bad that fucking sucked anyway.
Fellas, is Harvey... dare I say it... back?
Goddamn am I inspired boys
That's game
DINGER
LE RIGHT HANDED DINGERS MAN
DINGER
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MAN
A
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W A L K E R
A
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DINGERS
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WALKER YOU GOD
Walker mah nigga
sigh...
Fucking... sigh...
Here we go
>>67982587
hit well, slugger
Could Harvey get the W if he doesn't pitch the 8th?
>>67982587
hit well, slugger
HITS
I
T
S
>>67982625
Yee, it's still the same inning
>>67982625
I don't think so. which sucks cause he deserves it
(could be wrong tho)
Did he just say fenway park...?
>Fat Albers
Soxbros, why is he so fat? Disgusting.
>>67982625
if the run is scored before harvey is officially removed as the starter, then yeah no shit
feel bad for quintana though, 1-0 losses blow ass
>>67982656
>>67982649
I stand corrected
>geriatric retard Collins wasting an out
please. please God, let him die of a heart attack sometime soon
>DeAza still can't bunt
ahahahahaha
>>67982677
As if pitching behind Sale wasn't bad enough
HOT DOGS
if anyone is at the game tell the hotdog guy to shut the fuck up
>>67982703
if he couldn't bunt before coming here certainly couldn't help, we're fucking awful at teaching players to bunt
>>67982725
>33 straight starts with 4 runs or less
>2 HRs given up all year
>a literally who to most casuals because le sidearm man is the only who's pitcher anyone knows
feels bad mang
>Rene Rivera walking
ebin memes lads.
>walking Rene Rivera
kek
JUST
>it was 0-2
Go back to watching anime Kelly
>It's a "AAAA tier scrub kills a rally" episode
and it's not just Kelly but featuring Eric Campbell too!
>>67982871
>pooping on hot dogs
takes all kinds, i guess
>eric campbell
le overmatched at the plate man needs to fuck off to single A
If anyone's at the park, I'll give you 20$ to get the vendor to shut the fuck up.
>>67982871
>>67982915
i wish they had these in like a pita bun or something closed off, its impossible to eat these without a spoon or just completely fucking everything up all over the plate and your hands
who here wants to make some money? all you gotta do i run on the field and murder Eric Campbell
sigh...
At least get a run to get Q off the hook.
Hurry up and get Loney here
>>67982459
I'm never leaving!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67982968
k-k-ketchup?
>>67982968
Why.
>>67982991
DON'T YOU LIKE KETCHUP, ANON?
Since there's hot dog posting..
Why do people get so emotional over ketchup?
>Reed in the 8th
If Terry goes to that sack of shit Familia in the 9th..
>>67983033
n-n-n-no!
>>67983049
it's gross
just leave reed in for the 9th tbqh
Are they waving again?
>>67983046
>Idaho
please stahp
I have never seen this, anywhere
LET'S GO SOX
who /washingtonnationals/ here?
>>67983059
he will
>>67983066
mustard is about as gross as it gets. can't stand that shit
Has Reed done something like this yet while with the Mets? Just curious.
>>67983116
You're going to be disappointed. Expect the Mets to lose 0 games this series.
>>67983117
mustard is patrician
>>67983126
gross
>>67983136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qCvYOl4u1E
Derp,
yo I really want a hotdog now senpai
>Familia warming up
fucking.. REEEEEEEEEEEEEE. GG WHITE SOX, ENJOY THE WIN.
>>67983136
Reed has probably been our most solid arm out of the pen 2bh
>>67983157
he's given up 7 earned runs and 2 HRs total with us over like 30 innings, so not really
we're probably due then huh
>Gary going over what the Chicago bullpen has done in the last 3 games
holy shit that's bad
>Senpai up in the pen
God no
>>67983175
>win
Pffft
>not on our watch
>>67983175
What part of "White Sox make shit pitchers look like aces" do you not understand.
>>67983157
Had a fuck up or two last year, but pretty solid this year.
>>67983116
>le fan of team who doesn't actually exist until they are in 1st place man
>FAMILIA IN THE BULLPEN
IM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW
>>67983175
Unless the Mets score 3 more runs, it's a save situation for the Family man. He doesn't blow saves. Only non-saves.
>>67983193
Someone post the twins-sox boxscore from 2014. You know the one
>>67983183
>>67983190
Good to hear. I miss him at times. He was one of the shining moments that was the 99 loss season.
REED WAS DOING PERFECTLY FINE JUST LEAVE HIM IN
guys dw it's a save situation, h-he's perfect in those so far
theres nothing wrong with ketchup on hotdogs you autists
>putting a lefty in against Walker
lol you're just asking for it now
>>67983253
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>67983253
fuck off Canada
>>67983232
http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=340803104
I thought you'd never ask.
>>67983253
not alone, though
>kimchi dog??
>>67983213
>This is considered "banter" in Jew York
>>67983116
>a fucking pharmacy
>>67983253
I like you and all, Canada, but no.
>>67983257
>>67983271
The leaf is right tho
>>67983293
no he's not
sigh... can't even get one lousy run
And of course with no lead to protect, the bullpen is solid
>Duke
Maybe spoke too soon
Sigh...
>>67983282
What is the protocol when an unchaperoned 3-year-old opens a toothpaste tube and squirts it on the magazine shelf?
>>67983278
>Ronald Belisario
wew lad.
>Familia
why?
Welp here we go...
Do or die time...
Come on Sox please just one run...
Please...
Why is this so hard to ask for? If its not the bullpen failing, it's the offense...
Sigh...
Just...
Fucking...
Sigh...
>>67983337
>>67983337
Because he's converted 32 straight regular season save opportunities.
Classic fucking Q.
2.1 ERA, comfortably the best in he league, and not even a winning record.
Absolutely classic
>>67983293
sure thing, faggot
senpai pls
>>67983324
The best part was the 9th
>Rienzo gave up 3 homers in a back to back to back fashion
Fun times. I think Hawk left the booth after the 8th. It was his birthday nonetheless.
>>67983337
Collins is senile. Even in save situations Familia always makes it way closer than it needs to be.
>Eating hotdogs at all
Fucking disgusting subhumans ITT
>>67983399
hot dogs have their place 2bh man