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Main card (FOX Sports 1 at 9 p.m. ET)
Thomas Almeida vs. Cody Garbrandt
Renan Barao vs. Jeremy Stephens
Tarec Saffiedine vs. Rick Story
Chris Camozzi vs. Vitor Miranda
Jorge Masvidal vs. Lorenz Larkin
Josh Burkman vs. Paul Felder
Undercard (FOX Sports 1 at 8 p.m. ET)
Sara McMann vs. Jessica Eye
Abel Trujillo vs. Jordan Rinaldi
Jake Collier vs. Alberto Uda
Erik Koch vs. Shane Campbell
Undercard (UFC Fight Pass at 6 p.m. ET)
Aljamain Sterling vs. Bryan Caraway
Chris De La Rocha vs. Adam Milstead
>>67951436 [embed]
larkin is still my boy
>mfw Conor is the GOAT
>>67964626
how many bings left boys
So who in teamspeak?
>>67964687
about 25 minutes
i think callen could KO schaub schtiff desu
Whos is this guy again?
I can heem every here
>>67964687
1/2 a bong
>>67964716
Daniel "DiccSucc" Cornmier
>Aljamain Sterling on Fight Pass
I know for a fact i could permaheem every itt, simultaneously
>>67964750
you natty m8?
>>67964750
>writes a comment on a randome board
>goes back to throwing rocks at arabs
what a life
>Finished just in time for the card
Feels good man
>>67964765
10 eggs for breakfast my dude
Will we ever see Schaub in a Bjj tournament again? I'm not sure if the SCHAUB SHUTDOWN would be an effective strategy under EBI rules.
ngannou
Why haven't you donated plasma today, /heem/?
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>>67964796
>Jews throwing rocks at arabs
We use guns, unlike these bums
>>67964801
My pleasure
Link?
>>67964801
Finished what? Your hotpockets?
>>67964846
kek keep up the good work shlomo
>>67964845
When Conor gets a full camp, this is what the rematch will look like bud.
>>67964866
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-lasvegas-2016-fight-pass-prelims
>>67964846
>We use guns
Uzis and Galils all day every day
>>67964886
Doesn't work
>>67964926
Hasn't started yet.
>>67964846
Be grateful that patriotic Christian Americans are putting their lives on the line to protect your Jewry.
>>67964884
>Conor being capable of roundhouse kicks
>>67964942
Give me another link
Finally a good UFC card. How fucking pumped are you bros?
Is the taima mma channel gonna have the fight pass prelims?
Why aren't you donating plasma right now, /heem/?
>watching nazi movie
>yelling "their in the floor" at the tv
>look at my phone
>17:45
>ITS TIME
>>67964904
Oh, but the kike's comment about killing arabs isn't removed?
>SPEAK ILL OF ISRAEL AND GET YOUR POST REMOVED
WEW LAD THEY'RE HERE TOO
Can Israeli """"men"""" withstand the southamerican spic power?
>he doesn't donate plasma
SHIGGY FUCKING DIGGY
>>67964731
>i sentence you to get that dick sucked, Jon.
>>67965001
Gertrude Memez vs Gerturdis Assinvader @UFC 300 prelims headliner confirmed.
>>67965021
I donated 1 month ago la, no memes
you have to donate plasma AT LEAST 3 times a day minimum to be the GOAT
>>67965027
post im coming to suck that dick jon
>>67965005
calm down juan, don't you have some bulls to torture?
any acestream links ready?
>>67964975
http://www.iprcenter.gov/disclaimer/
>>67965027
>>67964996
Cause fuck donating shit that their gonna charge the patient for. I'm B Pos. They love my plasma and blood, but they can't have it. Also I aint got time to be sitting there for 2 hours.
>>67965029
Im too powerful, to explosive.
Im all the way up on a new level and nothing can stop me. You might say, here comes the boom.
>>67964626
SCHAUB
>totally forgetting about the fights tonight and still not missing any of them
Amerishits will never know this feel
>>67965046
True, we torture bulls here instead of letting them fuck our wives until our race is unrecognizable like they do in Brasil.
Good thinking, Joaquim!
>>67965021
I donate every two months.
Every respectable fighter should do the same. I bet the Diaz bros would donate if they didn't have marijuana in their blood 24/7.
>>67965059
Doesn't work
>>67965100
joke's on you i just woke up from a nap
>>67965072
>2 hours
What kind of shitty bloodsucking methods they use in your state?
It took me 20 minutes last month
there is some women tennis looking crap on bt2, when does this shit fucking end ? are they showing prelims on bt2 ?
WHO GOT LINKS? FIGHT START IN 5 MINS MOTHER FUCKER!! LINK UP NIGGA!
Why is it so hard to get something decent from FightPass?
I just get low quality shot
Link
>>67965118
Plasma takes way longer than just donating a pint of whole blood, you third world mope.
>>67965106
My guess is that you don't work. Try getting a job and then maybe you too can spare the $8/month for fightpass c/;^{D>
>>67965120
No, only fightpass.
>>67965127
ufc.tv you goof
>>67965091
BRENDAN "Den Store Brune" SCHAUB
>>67965072
In most places, you can use your phones while donating
You could be making money while shitposting
>>67965075
i actually have a fight pass code from the event here in croatia, i prefer ace stream tho
>>67965120
early prelims are fight pass only
>Caraway and Miesha were literally RV bums
damn
lads should I stay up for this card
I have uni at 8:00 tomorrow
>>67965127
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-lasvegas-2016-fight-pass-prelims
>tfw your homie that got you into watching fights and was your last kidless friend knocks up his wife
Whelp at least I have you goofs.
>>67965156
you realize fighters don't get paid when you use ace stream, right?
>>67965136
It doesn't take 2 hours you uneducated white chimpanzee, it takes 30 min MAX
>>67965115
It wasn't a joke
>>67965175
If you donate blood in brazil instead of orange juice you get a nice juicy gi to eat
fuck lads
this promo is making me believe in Mr. Tate
>>67965175
http://www.redcrossblood.org/donating-blood/types-donations/plasma
>The average donation takes 1 hour and 15 minutes.
What now, nigger?
tfw no one here could heem me because you cant heem what you cant catch
>>67965167
Tell your professor you took the day off for Memorial Day.
>>67965140
i actually have a fight pass code from the event here in america, i prefer ace stream tho
>>67964698
i just popped in
>>67965192
hop in bro so we can laugh when the sterling meme ends
>>67964727
is that the natty GOAT himself?
>>67965191
I don't live in Brazil thankfully.
>>67965195
You got me m9, it didn't seem that long while i was there
>>67965185
what's with the commenting on Taima, do you have to be some elite member to take part or some shit?
>>67965216
I hope you prefer being a bottom too, because you won't have a choice once you're in prison, scumbag.
>>67965192
I thought that too when they put it on youtube, but then the free fight they put up was the one where he fish-hooked eric perez, and that made me remember how much of a fucboi he is.
>>67965178
Does mcmann have kids? She seems motherly.
>>67965185
The emotional state of us all.
>>67965100
I will also never know the feeling of staying up till 3 am to indulge in another country's viewership culture
ITS SILLY DILLY
>>67965208
Fuck PHP, the only letters I need are U, S and A
>>67965226
I'm mostly just worried I'm going to get goof'd instantly.
If Caraway looks in significantly better shape than he did in the last fight I'll start getting scared
>undefeated Cody Garbrandt
Damn this taima stream must be way behind.
>>67965132
hngggh
i know what i'm doing during this fight
>Faber is just trash to me
>>67965253
You ok? Want a hug?
>>67965284
Don't worry I'm with you senpai
>>67965282
"""""Undefeated"""""""
https://youtu.be/IXp_FdRCBNE
>>67965256
What Caraway is saying isn't wrong though.
Sterling can't strike for shit and only wrestles on the ground. He probably doesn't like getting hit.
>>67965282
>undefeated colin mcgregor
This is terrible I'm not watching anymore
>>67965282
>undefeated Conor McGregor
>>67965296
I'm fine. I'm watching a crystal clear HD stream on fightpass right now. You wanna end this back and forth now and just hop in my guard?
Alright lads picked are locked in. Good luck.
As always someone else goof 'em.
Mom pays for fs1
Thanks!
>>67965302
B L A C K E D
>>67965304
I couldn't sit through the entire fight but didn't Assuncao take Caraway down and grapple him for 15 minutes? Why wouldn't Sterling be able to do the same?
>>67965302
yet they won't say jon jones is '''undefeated''''
All the songs in the world and people chose gay shit like this Bon Jovi song.
>>67965314
at least wait to see sterling get cucked
>>67965341
Does your mum want an extra son? haha ;DF
>calvert county
>pipefitter
doesn't get much more wannabe country boy than this guy
>this tripfag is still trying to get somebody else to goof them
Lmao @ the cuck rebelling
Goof them you cuck bitch
bow to your sensei!
¨
sensei Segal will heem u all
WHY IS THIS NIGGA WALKING TO THE OCTAGON WITH A FUCKING EARPIECE HE CLOSING A DEAL WHILE WALKING TO GET HIS ASS KICKED OR SOMETHING?
>>67965174
me watching the event or not has nothing to do with fighters getting paid, were the poor part of europe nobody cares of
Will this be spicy?
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>>67965310
conor had lost before diaz u fucin goofs
>>67965310
>>67965318
said no one
>>67965364
i was only joking haha
>>67965384
Let's find out goof
>>67965355
Jon jones isn't undefeated.
>>67965384
yeah but kinda gross too like a slim jim
>edgelord music
kek, hope this fuccboi gets HEEM'd
>>67965385
>>67965390
UNDEFEATED IN THE OCTAGON xD
GOOD STREAMS WHERE HOLY SHIT I CAN NEVER GET ONE ANYMORE FIGHT PASS DAMMIT
>>67965323
Y you want to fight me?
there literally hasn't been a good heavyweight fight in 2 years
why haven't they shelved this shit meme division yet?
Milstead will heem this goof
No Joe Rogan tonight? Whatever he is doing I'm glad it's not commentating.
>>67965418
i am going to fight you.
>>67965415
Firstrowsports
>>67965415
nice try Dana, I won't rat out my streams that easily
>>67965421
Arlovski vs Brown m8
SPICY
SPICY
>>67965432
he only does ppv's and sometimes big FOX cards
>>67965432
He is doing fight companion
holy shit this card is a banger
SPICY RIGHT OUTTA THE GATE
MILSTEAD
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>>67965421
>there literally hasn't been a good heavyweight fight in 2 years
>Browne vs. Arlovski
At least try and pretend not to be a 189er Mcginnis
spicy banger alert
spicy banger
t-team de la rocha
who /TeamDeLaRocha/ here?
>>67965434
But why? I just want a link..I don't want any trouble just wanna watch some fights with my HEEM bros
HEEM LEAKY
The Le Rocha
>>67965440
oh that was only last year?
that was the one I was talking about
I guess the HW division gets a pass so
why is the fightpass video so shit in a browser
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>67965470
>>67965471
close
>>67965480
ILLEGAL
I unironically hope you rot in prison
>>67965476
>>67965473
Milstead is Stipes training partner and is therefore my boy by proxy
this fucking fight!!!! schaub would have been slept 6 times by now
God damn either this guy has a granite chin or Milstead has pillow fists
WHAT THE FUCK COMMERCIALS OUT OF NOWHERE
Milstead is throwing fucking HAMMERS
Technique out of the window
Just two men throwing down
AND ROITFULLY SO
>>67965519
Schaub would have choked both of these goofs by now
>commercial break mid round
>car insurance ad literally in the middle of a fucking round
C O M M E R C I A L
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>tfw i predicted a rd 2 KO
>mfw those early exchanges
>stream turns to commercial in the middle of the fight
ayy lmao
The fight was spicy
the fuck are these gay commercials on the taima stream?
oh great
the one good HW fight for 2016 is literally who vs literally de la who
>AmeriADS
>americommercials
LMAO
>Commercials
TRY GETTING FIGHTPASS YOU DUMMIES
Since when Dillashaw was heavyweight.
>dat lowkick
oh im laffin
>All these dummies on streams
No ads for me.
great round, hope they won't gas
milstead on pace to break both hands
rocha almost heemed himself with his own leg kick
>decide screw it taima surely won't let me down this time it's not a high tier card
>something at some point turns to shit
Literally every time ;_;
>tfw dont have fightpass or streams so just looking at post and imagening
this fight is great. spicy card incoming lads.
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>>67965566
Guess how I know you ain't a fucking fight fan
FREEZE IT RIGHT HERE
Who /legal fightpass/ here?
>>67965594
They gassed 3 minutes into the first round
You guys enjoyed that round? Looked sloppy to me
I give this 4 out of 5 chillies on the banger scale so far.
>>67965622
Fun for a who vs who HW fightpass prelim opener
>Mfw foreigners too poor to afford fight pass
Enjoy the car ads...I know I don't enjoy your gambling ones.
>>67965603
Rapid pelvic thrust
too much blood
wipe that guy off
>>67965622
It was incredibly sloppy but it's heavyweight so it's about par for the weight class
heem fucking leaky
wtf is on that dudes back?
Why can't all non-title fight HW fights be on the early prelims? It's like an appetizer, if it sucks you still have the main course to look forward to, if it's good it just gets you more excited for what's to come
heem leaky
pat barry vs caraway
miesha vs rose
browne vs schaub
ronda vs callen
couple vs couple card, who you got?
>>67965635
>implying fight pass is only available in the US
heem urself
LET'S GO CHAMP
>"let's go champ!"
blood for the blood god
>lets go champ
rocha's belly looks like it has a separate consciousness
LETS GO CHAMP
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>Not just owning FS1
>>67965594
>Unranked
>Not getting gassed after 2 mins
>>67965605
>supporting the jewfc by paying for goypass
>>67965671
caraway
miesha
brown
callen
fat tits lose
HEEM STOPPY
NO KNOCKOUTS ALLOWED
FUCK U REF
WTF?!??
JUST BLEED
FUCK OFF REF
Good stoppage
HEEM STOPPY
good stoppage I think
WHY DID HE STOP IT? WHAT THE FUCK
>this fucking bloodbath
Oh wow that's a category 5 banger right there.
holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
HEEM
HEEM
HEEM
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS
HEEMS FOR GOD
HEEMS FOR SCHAUB
SCHAUB=GOD
SCHAUB=GOD
HAIL SCHAUB
>>67965671
pat
meisha
browne
callen
>No nunez & raquel
LOL! what is this the NBA?
fucking pussy ass ref piece of shit. Good stoppage though
That guy had a hell of a chin
Terrible stoppage
It's nice to see Reebok making pink shorts for a change. Getting real tired of the plain old black and white
TELL ME DO YOU BLEED?
good stoppage
>Thats a bad stoppage
Oh yeah just let him kill the guy why not
That stoppage probably needed to happen for the sake of that guys noggin.
ref had it right. dude was getting his brain scrambled
Props for quality stoppage, tho i wanted to see heem sleepy.
based ref
let the fighter fight another day, no need for unnecessary punishment :^)
Damn. Ref saved his ass.
>"tko"
>guy is still standing up and defending himself
>The Prototype
Heavyweight is the only weight class that matters.
REAL FIGHT FANS' favorite weight class is heavyweight.
Nice blood donation there in the ring.
>This stoppage
If he wans't leaky the fight would not be stopped
>it's a gassing heavyweights putting on a slugfest in the 2nd round get early stoppaged by some literal who referee episode
Anyone that thinks that was a bad stoppage is a pleb faggot
>blue collar american
I love it.
Either Millstead is as pillowfisted as it gets or Rocha has an incredible chin.
There were some massive blows there, that stoppage was also pretty shite. JUST BLEED
He did eat a few dingers 2bph
this is what happens when there's a certain percentage of people bitching about EVERY STOPPAGE despite whether it's early or late. the refs just get pussier and pussier to accommodate the complainers and we end up with a pussy sport.
thank you for your service
