What the fuck is their problem?
CHI
yeah why don't faggots check the catalog
>>67955350
not to worry
wall soon
>>67955350
they want to look tough
>>67955350
>American Wonderkid: building his hype train in the second best club in Germany, comes home to chocolate town, U.S.A.
>Mexican Wonder """""kid""""": plays in Denbt land, comes home and gets killed by the cartel
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Spics gonna 3rd world shithole
>>67955434
Alan Pulido is supposed to be the next big thing? He's 25 you idiot, he's old
>>67955434
>Mexican Wonder """""kid"""""
but based Tecatito didnt get kidnapped...
build wall
they did it wrong, aren't they supposed to kidnap one of his relatives for ransom?
>>67955518
Build it
>>67955522
Tigres probably set it up
>>67955555
Nice digits.
They fired based memo so they wouldn't indict him
>tfw you will never be a Mexican drug lord and have your own stable of sex slaves
>>67955613
>Pulido's girlfriend was also taken but released hours later
You just know they tearin up dat boipussi
>>67955613
why even live
>>67955434
>Pulido
>Mexican Wonder
>People from Tamaulipas actually consider themselves part of the Norteño Master Race
That place is a shithole and is the northern equivalent of Michoacan/Guerrero
>>67955522
The Mexican Football Federation is about to, if they haven't already, receive a large sum ransom note.
kidnapping people is just in mexico's culture
it's like eating a hot dog at a baseball game
>>67956041
This desu senpai
>>67956304
Or a head in a box. I heard he wasn't popular where he got kidnapped.
>>67955613
>Mexican sex slaves
I'll survive
>>67955350
Should have built a wall around his house
>Be Mexican
>Get kidnapped
>>67956041
Barring parts of CDMX, and Yucatan, all of Mexico is a shithole. It's a scientific fact.
>>67956572
>Headless body found 3 days later
>>67955350
It's a good start
>>67956575
>He has never been to Monterrey
The wall just got ten feet higher
As much as I hate to say it, shit like this happening will probably help MLS' recent push to sign high-level South American players still in their prime in order to raise the quality of play. A lot of these guys might be eager to pull a Diego Valeri and go to a lower league just to get their families out of the shitholes they're from.
>>67956403
So are the safest parts of Mexico the places where one cartel rules the land?
>>67956655
This
Someone tweet trump about this
What the fuck sort of Mexican is called Alan?
1. Too close to the USA
2. High inequality
3. Raza maligna (natives mixed with Spaniards are nothing but criminals)
4. Politicans work with the cartels
5. Shit-tier public education, which creates more inequality and more poor people are tempted to work as sicarios
t. I'm a sociologist
>>67956995
All of them? I had like 4 Alan in a group when I was in school
White people need to stop snorting drugs and Mexicans need to stop being violent inbreds
>>67957037
Argiebro knows
>>67957053
t. CHI
>>67956995
Alan is one of these Anglo names poor/ignorant people use all over the world, just like Kevin, Brian or Jonathan
Apparently he was driving around in a BMW in some dodgy neighborhood guy was asking for it
>>67956894
Yes, its kinda logical if you think about it.
>>67955613
I think about this a lot
>>67955555
Kek
>>67957102
My cousins name (I'm Chicano) that lives in Mexico is named Brayan. They didn't know how to spell Brian or Bryan
>>67957128
RITO
>>67956403
>Nuevo Leon
>Civilized
>>67956403
tamaulipas
>>67957037
isnt south america all natives mixed with spaniards?
well and some black slaves that came over. and i guess whatever brazillians like neymar and firmino are
the war on drugs has been a huge success
>>67957037
>5. Shit-tier public education, which creates more inequality and more poor people are tempted to work as sicarios
says the arginigger
>>67957175
How did Neymar go from being black as shit to a white guy that fell asleep in a tanning bed?
Don't you have to be a kid to be kidnapped?
>>67957138
Yes, poor people in Latin America use that kind of misspelled names. It's more common in Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador, Venezuela and Central America
You can find Brian, Braian, Briyan, Bryan, Maicon, Maicol, Michael, Jon, Jhon, Johnatan, etc
>>67957221
>all red arrows
kek who is overtaking you? like random samoa islands?
>>67957230
michael jacksons will said to let neymar absorb his soul upon death
>>67957175
Argentina and Uruguay are Hispanic """"""""""""""white""""""""""""""
>>67957221
I was talking about universities but whatever, I didn't say Argentina was better
>>67957175
South American isn't as homogeneous as you think, you can't compare (as an example) the demography of Guatemala to the domography of Uruguay
>>67957297
Actually, the Italian heritage is more relevant than the Spanish one in Argentina
The only Spanish thing we have is the language
>>67957297
so theyre 100 percent spanish? where did the natives go?
I'm white, but poor. Would the cartel just kill me when they realize my family has no money or will they be based and let me go?
>>67957341
Argentine natives from the centre and the south were genocided, the ones we have live in the north and they barely make the 2% of our population, they are almost as rare as natives in the USA
About 20% are mestizoes (native+Spanish)and the rest Italian, Spanish, French, Jewish, German, etc
Keep in mind Argentina took like 20 times its population when the European wars of the XX century started, we are a nation of immigrants
>>67956733
How often do players get kidnapped. Piss off.
>American soccer fans
You have to go back
>>67957451
>lying about being white on the internet
>>67957462
>Keep in mind Argentina took like 20 times its population when the European wars of the XX century started, we are a nation of immigrants
>we are a nation of immigrants
Yep
that makes it so baffling to see that we still have retarded nationalists who throw a fit at brown skinned immigrants.
>>67957527
Shut up fag, it's all I have left
>>67957037
T. El villero pistolero de buenos aires.
>>67957537
Funny because Bolivians are closer to the "real" Argentine than some son of Italians
>>67957591
CHI
>JUAN
el tuca kidnapped him
>>67957637
>Funny because Bolivians are closer to the "real" Argentine than some son of Italians
inb4 REEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF MUH COUNTRY BOLIVIANO
>>67957451
>poor
Haha... no. Your family would either need to take out a loan, or get your head in their mailbox.
Would cartels actually wanna kidnap white Americans?
If they formed a habit of doing that wouldn't the FBI eventually fuck them up?
>>67957884
>Hello guys, I'm American, the post
>>67957884
Yeah no not really. Even back when the cartel wars in 2011 were at their peak Americans kept sayin dont go to Mexico or you'll be kidnapped. Literally 99.6% percent of them are towards other Mexicans. Cartels/Gang only really operate against those who they have a turf war feud with and the whole "Cartel violence is going to spill over to the US" was obviously exaggerated.
>>67957884
tourist are left alone for the most part unless you're flashing large amounts of cash/jewelry
>>67956403
>Coahuila
>civilization
>any chances of civilization after the gorillion dollars debt thanks to Humberto Moreira
Nigga I'm from Torreon and you couldn't be more wrong.
>>67957128
GO PIZZA
>>67958064
Bing Bong Ding Dong Merriweather Watson the promulgation
tfw no big culo latina gf que me llame papi mientras miro el partido pachuca/monterrery
>>67956403
yeah sinaloa is actually pretty safe
>>67956894
im from sinaloa and never been kidnap or nothing in my 20 years of live
>>67958405
Gringos are huge pussies. What's new?
>>67958536
nah they're just self obsessed and think people would hurt them just for being white
>>67958650
>>67958536
well im white as the snow and still never been rob
>>67958903
Do you live in a high security gated community on a hilltop looking down on the poors?
>>67958903
you either have common sense to avoid shitty situations or poor
i went to mexico when i was 12 and get stung by a jelly fish :(
>>67959017
the first one but still been to shitty places and nada
why would he go there anyway? any place outside of baja, sonora, monterrey and maybe sinaloa is irrelevant anyway in the north
>>67957130
You can always move to Rio and become favela drugboss and live off nothing but Bunda, fried bananas, and cocaine, Agostihno.
why does mexico still exist
>>67957120
MEN SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO OUT IN WHATEVER CARS THEY WANT SEXIST PIG
>>67958405
>>67958903
>>67958977
It's unprofitable to bother with poor people - hence our friend here has never been hassled by the cartel.
>>67957462
Go to Jujuy, Tucumán or some of those places. Most people there is native. I'm talking about million of persons. So they aren't just 2%.
BUILD
lol before this week our clubs could only sign 5 foreign players at most. now that we can sign as much as we want, they wont come fearing to be kidnapped. perfect.
>tfw no sexy female druglord to kidnap me and use me as a personal sex slave who needs to do degenerate things in order to buy back my freedom like her spiting an me as she calls me a filthy capitalist pig and pees on me
feels bad mang
>>67960730
>spitting and pissing
Step it up senpai
>yfw Trump invades Mexico to make them pay for the wall
>yfw Mexico becomes the 51st state
>yfw manifest destiny is still alive
>>67960881
>making it the 51st state
>letting mexicans vote
Enjoy your big fat blue state that will make every president democrat forever.
>>67961068
Mexicans are republican dude.
This thread was made hours ago.
Watching live Spanish channel.
Just barely confirmed it was a kidnapping.
Umm...guys?
>>67957249
>Maicol
triggered
>>67957037
>natives mixed with Spaniards are nothing but criminals
So Mexicans then
>>67961094
Not after a republican annexed them.
>>67961068
In general Mexicans are very conservative. It's just the >muh immigration stuff that makes them vote Democrat.
>>67961163
SHUT IT DOWN
won't be able to head anymore :^)
how is all the talk of mexico being a shithole going on and no one is going to mention that theres a civil war going on in El Salvador
>>67961357
>cerotes
that's why
>>67961299
Poor form for a great meme
>>67961357
Stop defending it. My parents are also Mexican, but Mexico is still a shithole
>>67955350
>>67961163
>Spanish channel.
>>67961403
parts. Monterrey and Tijuana are fun bruh, do you even papas and beer?
>>67961357
No one gives a shit about El Salvador.
>>67961460
based ticobrah
anyone here live in baja? we should do an /sp/ exchange program
>>67961643
I don't want any fucking cactus niggers in my house.
>>67955434
He's not a wonder kid faggot
why isn't vela playing in the copa america?
>>67957298
The UNAM is better than any of your universitys
>>67962000
had his worst season at sociedad
Plus hes fat and permainjured
>>67962059
better than aquino and damm. what the fuck is guillit doing playing for mexico
>>67962106
>better than aquino and damm
do you even watch games faggot?
I'll give you damm but Aquino was one of the best players yesterday and vela hasn't played well in almost a year
>what the fuck is guillit doing playing for mexico
osorio is just memeing at this point
>>67962059
good thing arsenal sold him then
>Pulido is a scam
>Tigres is a scam
>Olympiakos is a scam
>Levadiakos is a scam
>The whole nation of Mexico is a scam
So, who did it lads?
>implying it isn't organized by the people who got buttblasted when Pulido went to Greece
>>67962209
>vela hasn't played well in almost a year
Aquino has no football IQ. Instead of passing it to damm , he tried to run past 3 defenders. Plus he was out muscled. At least Vela has his good vision and knows when to pass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA05DxUBW6s
No one in this team has this type of skill when it comes to wingers for Mexico. Plus even Vela scored for Mexico last game he played
Era secuestro
LOL, just last year that guy came to my homwtown on vacation and lost his cellphone with some videos acting like the fag he is.
Now he gets kidnapped... welp, serves him well for being the attention whore he is, i bet hell die wearing those nice Penaldo branded jeans, shirt and shades.
>>67962261
Vela has been doing great since leaving Arsenal. Vela just had a bad season and a bit of that before that as well. Knee injuries ruined it
>>67961294
>In general Mexicans are very conservative. It's just the >muh immigration stuff that makes them vote Democrat.
Most blacks are very conservative, but white racists who are often (but not always) Republican make them vote Demotard. Thanks bigots. Thanks for giving us Killery in November when we could have had Sanders. But fuck it this ain't /pol/ so I shut up now.
So how about them Thunder?
Is there any doubt this guy is behind this?
>"Las primeras versiones indican que el jugador iba a bordo de su auto –un BMW- en una carretera ejidal "
>driving your 2016 BMW on a literal shit road on a shit town hiddne in the mountains.
i cant believe it, he looks loike just a regular down to earth guy not asking for attention.
>>67962567
you just know he was coming/going to a quinta kek
>>67961294
>>67962509
Mexicans and blacks are only conservative by nature because they are typically religious. They are only conservative in those religious, social ideals.
i wish the thunder wouldn't choke this fucking series to the god damn Warriors. Just another think to add to their list of accolades, now coming back from 3-1 in addition to 73
>>67957462
you think only people who live in tribes are "native".
Half of the argentinian population is native mixed with spaniard who think they are italian.
take this Mexican-looking guy for example. He thinks he's white.
>>67957884
You will try to get scammed probably but thats it
>>67961357
We're their neighbors and we don't give a shit. It actually makes us look better.
Jalisco master race
poor guy, he seems like a young lad too, looks like sicario was a documentary after all and not just fiction
