No roof edition.
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
UK - ITV, British Eurosport 1 & 2
Ger - Eurosport - 1, 2 and 360
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2016/wta-women/
Poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/10275668
Times in CEST
Men's:
11:00 Milos Raonic (8) vs. Albert Ramos-Vinolas
12:30 Viktor Troicki (22) vs. Stan Wawrinka (3)
14:30 John Isner (15) vs. Andy Murray (2)
14:30 Kei Nishikori (5) vs. Richard Gasquet (9)
Women's:
11:00 Svetlana Kuznetsova (13) vs. Garbine Muguruza (4)
13:00 Irina-Camelia Begu (25) vs. Shelby Rogers
16:30 Simona Halep (6) vs. Samantha Stosur (21)
16:30 Tsvetana Pironkova vs. Agnieszka Radwanska (2)
>troicki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkUJfgRtfPQ
http://www.accuweather.com/en/fr/paris/623/weather-radar/623
Not looking good
first round of matches sucks
>>67943911
5th for noroofland garros
>>67944671
fuck
Can we just call it off at this point? Worst slam in 30 years for sure.
>>67945009
This Roland Garros is objectively and unironically the greatest Grand Slam in the History of Tennis.
they've started playing!
>Raonic
Interesting outfit.
Why is Roland Garros so decrepit?
>>67945223
more?
>>67945244
Just watch the match. It's happening constantly.
>>67945233
It's such a shit tournament. Why can't we just give a GS to Dubai or some place?
acestream for eurosport 2?
>>67945251
This. They're always filming her from behind.
>>67945263
>a GS to Dubai
fuck no. that's a terrible idea
>>67945223
Why don't they just play naked? It's not about the sport anyway.
what we watching lads?
>>67945223
>>67945291
Milos retting rekt
>>67945283
They should give it to Spain
>>67945291
S.Kuznetsova vs G.Muguruza - Simple Dames - Tour 4 - Philippe Chatrier
>>67945348
the could yeah but I like RG 2bh
Lol sweat boobs
>>67945244
Here you go.
>Kuznetsova's boob sweat
:)
That CL final last night was shite, can't believe I wasted 3hours watching that
>>67945351
thanks la
Is Kuznetsova a dyke?
>>67945287
Their boobs would start to hurt after a while
>>67945471
transparent bras then.
>>67945486
nice
>>67945300
not enough ass
Raonic get your arse in gear
>we will never see female players wearing knickers again
muguruza is like the newer model of sharapova except somehow likeable
>>67945556
>>67945300
w-why is this allowed
I'm in love with Garbiñe.
where does boobsweat come from?
>>67945611
from the nipple m8
>>67945663
spoiler that hog
>2016
>ITV website still doesn't stream in HD
>Raonic
It's a fucking leaf
Raonic you twat
>>67945692
Same with the Swiss channel…
starting to think this camera guy wants mugi as bad as i do
>female commentators on ITV literally gossiping about one of the player's new boyfriend, talking about how handsome he is
fucks sake
>>67945825
It's ridiculous, even the Irish channel RTE streams in HD.
NO TO RAYCISM
So, when will they understand that hawkeye should be available on clay courts? That mofo with his afro just fucked up the call.
>>67945839
>creepy old man on French stream constantly talking about how hot and talented Muguruza is whereas Kuznetsova is super manly
sports commentary should be banned
MUGURUZA HEEMED BY BALL
>>67945907
Chamoulaud?
>>67945907
But he's saying the right things though.
>>67945915
Attempted murder
>You will never crunch up Kuznetsova's shirt, bury your nose in it, and inhale.
>Raonic
JUST
>>67945561
Shame for her face skin
》Botnic
Whose the hottest female tennis player around now?
Muguruza has the best body.
>>67946127
Paola Longoria
Morning tennisists,
Milos.jpig taking us to 5?
>You will never be fined
>>67946149
>ass hanging on her skirt
dick status: MUH
>>67946127
Bouchard, Konjuh, Lim
>>67946127
why does milo keep hiring random coaches
ljubicic
carlos moya
now old man mcenroe
>>67946178
>Kyrgios
what did the nig nog do this time
is sharapova playing today?
>>67946214
J is audible obscenity
N is racquet abuse
Q is unsportsman like conduct
>>67946232
Is this bait
>>67946178
>>67946237
>that racquet """"""""abuse"""""""" from zverev yesterday didnt even warrant a fine
>>67946279
dindu nuffin he a good twink
>>67946178
>Paire the madman
>>67946178
>using apostrophes
>be French
>get struck by lightning
>>67946178
2 from Paire on the same day. The madman.
![John-Isner-d-Roddick[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qtGtfO9.jpg "John-Isner-d-Roddick[1].jpg")
who /pickedBIGJOHNforthefinal/ here?
stanimal vs troiskiee
>>67946419
>usurping apostles
>>67946538
>john mental midget isner
>final
LoL
"Happy birthday"
"That says happy mothers day"
Fucking eurosport commentators
anyone else feel like this is the type of match stan would somehow find a way to lose?
troicki has a solid but not spectacular game, kinda big but not big enough, doesnt think very much, can kinda grind too; stan has a 4-0 h2h but their matches have been reasonably close..
idk
this feels like a possible /neverbetonwawrinka/ episode. really hope im wrong
I wonder if novak will give troicki a bonus if he stops wawrinka from reaching the final
>>67946614
nah stanimal's gonna btfo him
Milos.jpig getting btfo
it should be illegal for ppl to start cheering when the point isn't finished
>>67945907
>creepy old man
>creepy
>for stating facts
Blow yourself up Sofiane.
>>67946676
How the fuck are you gonna control that
Sleeve man B T F O
>>67945455
Does a bear shit in the woods?
>the town of leaf
>>67946676
It should be illegal to be French anyway.
>LEAF'D
>>67946696
I just want to enjoy Muruguza's ass without hearing some fat guy's heavy breathing.
>>67946730
Is there black smoke at the vatican when the pope shits on the bear (in the woods)?
What did the tree say to autumn?
Leaf me alone
ramos is the new nadal
novak on suicide watch
fuck yeah milos
>>67945556
>you will never bury your face in this
briddy gud end to this 3rd set ..
>VAMOS-Vinolas
TREE FELLED
R
E
E
F
E
L
L
E
D
serbia on suicide watch
Pathetic from the cancuck serve babby
lel Ramos, don't know the draw bro, who gives a fck..
What did they mean by this ?
>>67947010
Stop posting these Abdul, it's triggering.
>>67947010
what do you mean what do they mean?
What is with that random loud moan? Is that a court ad or something
>5-4
>27 minutes
wat
STANIMAL
Who rooting for underdogs here?
>>67947199
Yes i hope Djokovic wins
S T A N
T
A
N
>>67947199
Yup Muzza is sure to win;)
Stan is definitely on PEDs
"Buhbuhbuhbuhbuhbuhhh!"
"ALLLEEEZ!!"
>you will never be a qt french person
clutchrinka
>>67947010
fuck off nonce
STAN
T
A
N
Djoko SEETHING
>>67947343
kek
Can anyone stop the Wawrinka backhand rape train?
>>67947490
predicto
>>67947010
JANNY!!!!!!!!!!!!
allez
>>67947549
No.
>>67947574
Maybe, depends on how many more sets he keeps giving away
>>67947549
fuuckkk stan is so on right now
stanimal mode slowly being restarted.
CAN HE WIN IT AGAIN THIS YEAR???
![articleLarge[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X58sPsj.jpg "articleLarge[1].jpg")
>>67947549
What are you munching on lads?
>>67947697
you mean stanislas?
>>67946178
for what?
>>67947743
yes?
>>67947730
At this restaurant with the lads
>>67946178
>Kyrgios and Murray get the biggest fines
Sounds about right
>>67947743
Fuck off Nole
>>67947767
See
>>67946237
>>67947790
yes, the defending champion
who else would i be referring to?
>>67947730
this lad, you jelly?
>>67947784
I like how Novak and Andy are genuine friends off-court
>>67947730
good thing chad doesn't play tennis
>>67947907
/fit/ go
>>67947907
What is this?
>>67947730
>Pom Bears
lel when I was younger I was a much pickier eater and would only eat Pom Bears, Turkey Dinosaurs, Potato Smileys and gummy worms (also ketchup as a dip). Started to get sick because of my poor diet so my mother tried to make a robot shaped out of Broccoli and Peas.
Luckily I didn't fall for that shit. I threw it on the floor then smeared ketchup on my face and told her the robot shot me with a laser beam and spent the rest of the day pretending to be blind until she gave me more pom bears.
>>67947907
>guy in the middle probably too busy thinking about his league of legends k/d to understand how cucked he is in this photo
Troicki is such a journeyman
>>67948040
My cousin was like that too, he's a little faggot like you.
>>67948078
>cucked
I think you literally mean fucked in that scenario.
shitty game from both those men. here's muguruza's ass to soothe your frustration
>>67948078
I'd fuck him over the other two tbqh
>>67947873
hnnnng
i need a Muguruza thread on /hr/ or /s/
>>67948159
that's what I mean
>>67948166
a little small tbqhwy
>Dr. Stanimal and Mr. Cuckrinka
Isner is going to get #REKT by Muzza
>>67948216
no need to make fun of stan just because you can't compete this year roger
Why are the odds so low for Nishikori with the bookies? Surely Gasquet has a pretty good chance no?
>andy will never put his big muscular arm around you after a sweaty training session
>>67948166
Looks identical to my gf's ass. I'm trying to fatten her up atm so that it gets a bit bigger.
Holy shit Stan is getting BTFO
watch the f1 lids
>>67948450
Is that skull from a videogame? Resistance or something similar?
>>67948409
The Chink raped Gasquet in Rome and Madrid and his ranking is better. I think Gascuck has a chance though.
>>67948607
>Chink
>>67948496
It's the punisher mate
>>67948409
Gas will steal a set, but only because of the crowd. Shame I'm not a betting man, because the 3:1 is free money.
A Serb getting STANNED
Feels good
wew lads that qt with the hat
>Stan will win his third slam next week
Murray BTFO
Gasquet vs Nishikori started yet ?
listening to this as I watch every serb in the tournament get BTFO'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhh23-paLU
>>67947784
Andy seems autistic as fuck
>>67948991
in ~1 hour
>>67948973
mate... if he's getting broken by troicki, he's got zero chance of beating murray.
troicki plays a similar game to murray, good defender and mover but has okay power too. if he's struggling somewhat here, he has no chance against murray
>>67948991
No, it will be after Stan.
>>67949007
>he doesn't get Murray
>>67949046
Lmao
>>67949046
truly Britain's hero
When will the French discover roofs?
>>67949046
>rain in da house
Typical French house
>>67949046
Based Murray
DID ANYONE SEE THAT GREEN EYED BEAUTY
>>67949195
>indoor clay
no thanks.
i wish this hard-on for roofs on outdoor venues would fuck off. its already ruined a couple of wimbledons, we dont need it here.
NO TO ROOFS
>>67949307
When I visited france some clubs had this bubble thing for their clay courts
Nice dropshot
>>67949346
fucking pansies.
i played football 11-aside on clay pitches as a youngster, and we did't stop for a little bit of rain like these posh tennis cunts.
>>67949300
yeah >>67948925
i keep tring to get a screenshot but i'm never quick enough. she's qt as fuck
>>67949429
More chance to slip in tennis with all the slides & reversing directions.
A genie visits you and gives you two options:
1, Every major tournament in the next 5 years will be won by boring faggot pushers
OR
2. Half of every major tournament in the next 5 years will be won by a servebot and the other half by your least favourite player on the ATP
>>67949264
Typical French House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOS9aOIXPEk
>>67949510
1 easily because fuck Nadal
>>67949510
Fuck want the Genie
>>67949503
doesn't matter, slide tackles, goalies diving etc, means its impossible to come out of a football match on clay without cuts and friction burns all over your legs/arms
Why doesn't Wawrinka hire someone to fix his shit hair style?
>>67949510
>genie visits you
:3
>>67949564
>>67949540
>>67949510
have sex with Genie and her sister
>>67949510
Ask him if he can get me genie bouchard instead
>>67949510
>1, Every major tournament in the next 5 years will be won by boring faggot pushers
It's pretty much already the case, so I pick 2 for a change.
>>67949327
>"HUAH!! AHH! AH!"
>stan
if troicki wins this match i will take 7 tabs of 1p-lsd at once
pretty tight match lads
>>67949896
Doubt it
>novak will win RG this year
>>67949985
Doubt it
>>67949970
i will mate
>>67950058
Is there something you don't doubt?
>>67950094
Only that KyrGOAT WILL win at least one Slam in the next 2 years
>>67947730
>>67950283
>Cropping out Roger
Talking big big non sense here pal
>>67950315
>1 grand slam in 6(S-I-X) years
what are the chances our girl beats serena tomorrow?
>troicki ded
>>67950872
not as ded as this thread
Go for a shit. Come back. Troicki is now a little boy.
What happened?
>stan not letting the kid win
That ball boy was shit, how loopy were those shots?
Fucking hell kid.
>go to poo
>stanimal woos the crowd
>>67950986
bet i could kick his ass
WHY WASNT HE ME PLAYING AGAINST STAN I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS KID AND THE CROWD WOULD HAVE LOVED ME WHY THIS IS SO UNFAIR
>>67950905
match is meh
waiting for ebam and big john to play
>>67950968
>get cucked by a 20 year old
>hold it against all young pwoplefor all time
typical
>>67951043
It's ok Richard you beat him at Wimbly remember?
>>67949510
If 2 happens every tournament will be won by Federer, so 1.
big BIG JOHN fan here
but im murray first.
hope to see BIG JOHN go a deep run at wimbledon
Murray needs to go full lumberjack
>>67950905
because clay court tennis sucks
troicki is explosive with his serve wish he focused on placing more. seems he just tries to hit it hard AF
>>67951263
go to bed then m8
troicky just touched his crotch. lewd
>>67951281
RG is even worse
>>67951304
>bed
Serbian Suicide Hotline: (+381) 21-6623-393
>>67951263
>>67951263
Stop posting on court John.
So boring
>cutting a part of your dick off and playing on hardcourts
top kek m8
What a boring sport.
The state of US mens tennis.
