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previous >>67884695

UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
(((LIVE)))
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

UPCOMING EVENTS (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)

NEWS:
>Overeem will fight Stipe for the HW title at UFC 203
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/ufc-203-heads-to-cleveland-in-september-with-stipe-miocic-vs-alistair-overeem-headliner

>Alex Caceres replaces BJ Penn to fight Cole Miller
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/25/11780320/alex-caceres-replaces-b-j-penn-fights-cole-miller-at-ufc-199

>Brown-Lellenburger set for UFC 201
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/26/11789952/ufc-201-fight-card-matt-brown-vs-jake-ellenberger

>RIZIN planning 2016 openweight tournament
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/26/11510266/with-openweight-tournament-planned-for-2016-wanderlei-silva-wants-to
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>people who actually read the news in the OP
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artem
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>>67896223
nobody does
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>>67897532
fuck you faggots i do, i come home from work to browse /heem/ instead of google searching news. Used to be nice threads with updated shit but now it's all a clusterfuck with edgy little bastards making threads
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OP needs to take a Smith and Wesson retirement plan uo his fat asshole edition
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>Costas Philiwho
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>>67903986
yes its just a foreign girls name. could always have it as a middle name or maybe make it feminine like fedora.

>having a kid under 30
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Guys, I promised myself I would name my first born Fedor and I just found out I'm having a daughter...name her Fedor anyway?
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>>67904001

28, close enough
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>>67895261
>>67895261
>>67895261

real thread
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>>67904014
Fedora?
kek
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>>67896163
>>67896163

Conor "Please choke me Cholo" McGregor

Conor "I quit with two hits" McGregor

Conor "Emergency Takedown" McGregor

Conor "If I get hits, I quits" McGregor

Conor " Tapping is just as fun as watching Dee getting a gangbang" McGregor

Conor "I need to attend a Diaz Jiu Jitsu Seminar" McGregor

Conor "I saw Nate flashing before my eyes" McGregor

Conor "Honorary Brazilian Excuse Master" McGregor

Conor "He was bigger, that's why I was a quitter" McGregor

Conor"I tap faster than Holm and VanZant" McGregor

Conor " Efficient Energy for more Cuckoldry" McGregor

Conor "Were not here to participate, Were here to Tap Over" McGregor

Conor "I won the first round even though I got grounded and pound" McGregor

Conor "Will you still remember me?" McGregor

Conor "Nate is great, I got raped" McGregor

>>67896163
>>67896163
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>>67905122
the fact that you typed all that out makes you a huge douche my friend
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>>67896163
christ is nose is huge
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>>67905472

>Irish people getting mad
>But it's ok if Irish man do it

I don't give a fuck neither
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>>67905829
>I don't give a fuck neither
wow look at you. even talking like Nate. there's fanboys and then there's you
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>>67905879

>Ruffled some Irish pride here boys

>bu...but when Conor does it it's OK

LOL

It's OK anon. One more fight and he'll be gone.
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Schaub? Schaub? anyone?
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Quick reminder that people legitimately pay the UFC to watch Dana's victims and regional promotions.
They don't even give you the PPVs, I mean jesus christ people.
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>>67906522
>I can't spare 30¢ a day
T. NEET
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>>67906548
crackwhores are cheap too, but I still don't think they're worth it
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>>67897824
I feel you senpai
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>>67906566
Fightpass = highest quality avaliable anywhere for a low price
Crack whores = ?
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>>67896163
Conor "Please choke me Cholo" McGregor

Conor "I quit with two hits" McGregor

Conor "Emergency Takedown" McGregor

Conor "If I get hits, I quits" McGregor

Conor " Tapping is just as fun as watching Dee getting a gangbang" McGregor

Conor "I need to attend a Diaz Jiu Jitsu Seminar" McGregor

Conor "I saw Nate flashing before my eyes" McGregor

Conor "Honorary Brazilian Excuse Master" McGregor

Conor "He was bigger, that's why I was a quitter" McGregor

Conor"I tap faster than Holm and VanZant" McGregor

Conor " Efficient Energy for more Cuckoldry" McGregor

Conor "Were not here to participate, Were here to Tap Over" McGregor

Conor "I won the first round even though I got grounded and pound" McGregor

Conor "Will you still remember me?" McGregor

Conor "Nate is great, I got raped" McGregor
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>he doesnt subscribe to fightpass
>he watches fights in 240p on leddit
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>>67906665
You're still paying Dana to watch regional promotions and the former competition lol, and they don't even give you the PPVs. Imagine if those other sport streaming services didn't give you the big games, nobody would be stupid enough to pay for them. Well, you maybe...
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>>67906720
What do ppvs have to do with anything? do you think buying one thing from a company entitles you to every service they offer?
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>>67906714

>not subscribing to Sage Pass on Instagram all day everyday Beastin' 25/8
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>>67906700
kek
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>>67906700
Conor "Make gang signs with my Left hand and tap with the Right hand" McGregor
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>the look on your face when you bout to suck the GOAT off and you know you aint stoppin even if he nuts
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>>67907046
>mfw
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You're an imbecile if you pay for fightpass
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>>67907070
>i sentence you to get that dick sucked Jon.
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>>67907186
>am I eligible for early release?
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>>67907239
>no.
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the other thread is 25 posts from italic, what are you retards doing here
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>>67907284
we moved on, did you try taking your autism pills?
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>>67907301
claudia > jewanna
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>>67907293
>>67907301
samefag
inb4 inspect element edited picture with only on (you)
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>>67907268
>>67907239
>>67907186
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>>67907326
swing and a miss
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i will laminate chad mini maywedda
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Alright lads, continue to get your picks in for this sunday's card. Including one extra fights in this card's picks so don't miss out.
Taking picks on:

Thomas Almeida vs. Cody Garbrandt
Renan Barao vs. Jeremy Stephens
Tarec Saffiedine vs. Rick Story
Chris Camozzi vs. Vitor Miranda
Lorenz Larkin vs. Jorge Masvidal
Josh Burkman vs. Paul Felder
Aljamain Sterling vs. Bryan Caraway
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>>67907284
I linked this one early as a goof because it always triggers somebody
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>>67907301
My god, that's a beautiful woman.
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>>67907412
THOMAS
JEREMY
RICK
CHRIS
LORENZ
JOSH
ALJAMAIN
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When will people realize it doesn't matter who wins the rounds if you end up stopped

You can win rounds 1-4 with 10-8 scores and half of the fifth but if you get KOed or subbed with a minute left on the clock you are the worse fighter and the guy that pulled it off deserves credit for it

Winning the rounds only matters if it actually goes to a decision
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>>67907520
Agreed. People here are too stupid to understand it though e.g.Try bringing up Lawler vs Macdonald II.
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>>67905122
>>67897852
>>67906700
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>>67907538
I was mostly thinking of Chael vs Anderson, actually but Lawler vs McDonald II is a good example as well
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rate my bet

Caraway to win
Stephens to win
Masvidal to win
Cody to win

r8
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>>67907412
garbrandt
stephens
saffiedine
miranda
larkin
burkman
sterling
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>>67907585
masvidal is a big if. hes at a disadvantage everywhere and is outsized.
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>>67907412
almeida
barao
saffiedine
miranda
masvidal
felder
sterling
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>>67907585
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>>67907619
Masvidal is better in the clinch and on the ground if he can get a takedown . He also is more methodical in his approach compared to larkins high output meme strikes.
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>NICK HELP ME! I HAVE TO FIGHT SOMEONE WHO HAD MORE THAN 11 DAYS TO TRAIN FOR ME!
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>>67907412
>Including one extra fights in this card's picks so don't miss out.
Really don't get why you're doing this

Almeida
Stephens
Story
Camozzi
Masvidal
Burkman
Sterling

Not confident at all on these picks desu
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>>67907412
Almeida
Barão
Story
Miranda
Larkin
Felder
Sterling
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>>67907412
THOMINHAS
Stephens
Saffiedine
Miranda
Larkin
Felder
Caraway
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>>67907648
but hes fighting a weight class above his own and both those things are hard to have an advantage in when your the smaller guy
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>>67907520
Well I think more about interpreting the fight in a way that favours the fighter you prefer.
You see it with Conor too
>He was winning until he lost!

It doesn't really matter at all and there's rarely any sort of similar discussion for fighters who aren't as popular
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>>67907412
Thomas Almeida
Jeremy Stephens
Rick Story
Vitor Miranda
Jorge Masvidal
Paul Felder
Aljamain Sterling
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is ufc the gayest """"sport"""" ever?
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This is fucking ridiculous. There should be one main event (with title-fights) every other month and minor events maybe once a month on top of that.
Quality > Quantity UFC should be strictly for figthers ranked 1-10
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>>67907721
I agree, I think Larkin will most likely win. I was just disputing that Masvidal was at a disadvantage everywhere.
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>tfw pull up the cracked fightpass account to watch a few recent lorenz larkin and masvidal fights to make my picks
>fightpass doesnt have lorenz larkin vs santiago ponzinibbio or many other recent bouts

why do people pay for this bullshit?
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>>67907781
everyone laugh at this goof
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>>67907619
masvidal clearly has the better boxing and is gamebred, he seems to do better in fights he's getting beat up in or supposed to lose
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>>67907781
shoo shoo Cuck Thomas
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>>67907767
No it's quite the opposite
Straight up having to out DAMAGE the other person who has to be of your gender
What is LESS homo than that?
>B-b-b-ut physical contact
There are plenty of sports and wrestling styles that are gay but the ufc just isn't, it's about perfection there's no room for gay
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http://www.ufc.tv/video/machida-vs-romero
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>all these goofs picking sterling
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>>67907812
Yes, feed us more sub-par fights in 18 different formats/channels just to make more money.
That's what true fans want
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>>67907781
ur opinion=WGAF
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>>67907867
Here's a wild idea, don't watch them.
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>>67907781
agree desu

the manlet weights havnt helped. and making womens divisions. theres too much shit mma.
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>>67907767
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>>67907891
no one is forcing you to watch everything though, just watch the events you like
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>>67907860
what's the point of not having the individual fights up?

pretty annoying to have to scroll through an event to get to the fight you want imo
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>>67907885
>>67907918
But they mix in the good fights with the trash.
Just like your cable company won't allow you to only pick the channels you want, instead you get 80 extra channels you will never watch for "just 49,99$ more a month"
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I don't get it. Are people unironically complaining about getting cards like this LIVE AND FOR FREE ON FS1 on a Sunday?
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>>67907976
What's your issue with 198,199, or 200? They are stacked for the ppv portion.
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>>67907781
one of the best parts of watching mma for me is watching the prelims and picking out my boys and watching them rise up the ranks
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>>67907982
well it is going head to head with MUH GAME OF THRONES

bit stupid imo
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>>67907976
Don't lie Swede you stream this shit anyway
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>>67907982
>Main Card start at 2am
>6 fights

What is Dana trying to do to us lads
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>>67908031
This
who /James Vick/ here
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>>67908041
>watching that meme show
wew lad
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>>67908170
>tfw they butchered Stannis' character and shoehorned Daenerys into winning because muh girl power
still mad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPxqcq6Byq0&feature=share

Indian wrestling/MMA movie

POO IN OCTAGON
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>>67908016
If it was just the numbered events it would be fine. Now they spread shit thin everywhere and every week.
>>67908031
I'm not saying get rid of the lower tier fights, but have them in different organisations (which can be owned by Zuffa). UFC should focus on best of the best, where every event is a big deal.
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>>67908223
so you just want the same fights just under a different name? whats the point?
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>>67908118
separate the real fight fans from the casuals

>reminder that if jorge masvidal is not your boy you're not a real fight fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJ_kw9zl75I
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Is Serra/Longo a meme gym?
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>>67908217
I wrestled with a pajeet once

I got skinfungus after
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>>67908280
No, within 18 months they will have 5 champs.
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http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-197

197 now free for fightpass subscribers
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>>67908352
>fightpass subscribers
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>>67907046
>>67907070
>>67907186
>>67907239
>>67907268
>>67907333
samefag
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>>67908280
yes
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>>67908370
>
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>>67908370
>>67908405
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>>67908424
Post goof7.jpg
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>>67908456
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>>67908252
The point is to get the best fights/figthers in one event. Back in the day UFC could have 2 belts and 2 number one contenders decided in one night.
Now they try to cuck you by making you buy an entire 4 hour event with women and no-names just to see the 20 minute main event.
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How did feeli's beautiful meme kick counter go unnoticed before now?
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What are chances of Woodley wrestlecucking Lawler?
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>>67908497
That's pretty good
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>>67908521
he'll gas and get finished within 3 rounds
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>>67908280
after sterling loses to caraway they'll be more irrelevant than team alpha male
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>>67908521
.01%

He might heem him early though
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>>67908568
Honestly with all the big fights that were suppose to be lined up for Robbie before this, he might even overlook Woodley
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>>67908484
Back in the day the quality of the fighters were much worse

I'd rather watch Krylov vs Barrosso than Coleman vs Williams any day
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>>67908521
none

hendricks is a better wrestler and even he had some trouble doing it
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Can fighters hear commentary while fighting?
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He deserved better, lads
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>>67908647
Maybe if they're near that side of the Octagon, but it's not at all where their focus is when they're literally fighting another man in there
Crowd chants are sort of similar, but obviously harder to ignore when it's a booming crowd
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>>67908621
And 20 years from now, today's fighters will be shit too. Not really a valid point

>>67908647
Their corners scream their lungs out and only a third of it gets across, so no.
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>>67908647
once during an ACB fight there was a mix up of lines and the commentators went on the loud speakers.
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>>67908685
Feel sorry for him, hope he comes back stronk
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>>67908685
is the chin delet
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https://youtu.be/e3WQryLbbTg
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>>67907781
No way la
MMA is the fastest growing sport in the world
There should be a UFC event every weekend
Anyway they're clearly toning down the numbers (almost half the year has gone by and there's only been 13 events)
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>>67907781
>>67908823
>they're clearly toning down the numbers
actually scratch that, I guess events are more concentrated towards the second half of the year
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>>67908647
Depends on the crowd/venue but Rampage said he could.

>Sometimes [I can hear him], because Joe Rogan has one of those girly high-ass voices that you can hear. I just want to tell him to shut the fuck up. Let’s see you do it. Let’s see you come in here and kick this mother-fucker who wants to take you down. Shut the fuck up
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I hate bullies
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>>67908738
Hope not, but it doesn't look good for him
https://youtu.be/q5s_c6zJSy8
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>>67896163
How much does he spend weekly on cocaine? Rough estimate.
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ACB starting soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAAtceK-3W4
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>>67908942
he doesn't. he is a professional athlete who is obsessed with perfecting all aspects of martial arts unlike that thug drug addict nate diaz
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Estonianbros did u know that ur countrymen Ott Tönisaar is fighting tonight in Finland?
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>>67908521
You remember when he decided the best strategy against Boring MacDonald was eating jabs all fight?
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>>67909022
How many suicides so far?
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>>67908970
>Twitchy as shit
>Constantly worked up as shit
>Wears those shirts and sunglasses all the time

Yeah totally no cocaine usage there
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>>67908912
looks like shit
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>>67909067
Well, well, well...

Is HEEMFC 1 back on?
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>>67908912
>>67909096
every. time.
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>>67909096
I think Schaub would fuck you up.
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>>67909081
>wearing shirts and sunglasses is now a sign of cocaine use
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>>67909198
I think you'd be suprised
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https://youtu.be/XKRNhtxAHCQ

Is kingdom a good show?
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Paige VanZant has not been tested once this year
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Tate is just hoping Ronda Rousey don't come back and kick her little ass for the third time ....... fight 1) Tate I'm going to kick her ass - tap out fight 2) Tate I wasn't ready mentally for the first fight - tap out fight 3) if it happens Tate Ronda Rousey isn't mentally stable - gets her ass kick again ........ I truly hope Ronda comes back and kicks your ugly ass Misha I'm never going to beat Ronda Tate ha ha ha
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>>67909287
Good she's clean
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>>67909307
>'''''''''''christian'''''''''''''
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>>67909292
Memesha couldn't even stop Rin Nakai
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>>67907412
Almeida
Barao
Story
Miranda
Masvidal
Burkman
Aljo
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>>67909361
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>>67909437
>7 picks

what jackass decided on that
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>>67909479
some autistic tripfag
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>>67909361
I'd rather run away from her.
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>>67909479
>WAAAAAA everyone should get the picks right and a free correct pick like bingo

i bet you voted for bernie didnt u pussy

>>67909486
better than being an autistic tripflag imo
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>>67909567
It was just a prank bro
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>>67909578
are we pretending now?
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>>67909601
did you figure out how to use ufc.py
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spicy bangers list pls lads
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>>67909601
Because you're not? I mean, you're really retarded?
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>>67909618
i thought i couldn't hate her more
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>>67909728
weirdo
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>>67909618
someone post the webm of her moving her head like a chicken
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>>67909749
at least i found something i hate watching more than kickball
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>>67909760
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>>67908484

Numbered events are almost uniformly excellent, they don't need to absorb the good stuff on the fight night/fox cards to be good.

Right now, we have roughly one event per month that's pretty much guaranteed to be great, and 1-3 smaller events that run from great to awful. With your changes, we'd have one card per month that's guaranteed to be great, and 1-3 that are guaranteed to be shit.

Personally, I'd rather get a good UFC card more than once a month. It'd be different if FOX and fight night cards were ppv, but they're not.
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>>67909652
i was pretty sleep deprived yesterday and played around with it for like an hour fixed the indention errors and shit
then i had to download the request/sessions modules cuz i dont have them

then i kept getting "parent module not loaded errors" so i said fuck it and went to sleep

any advice?
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>>67909778
best webm of all time

thank you
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>>67909778
>that was her striking 3 years before this fight

how is it possible to be so bad
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I REALLY hope Rory beats Wonderpedo
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>>67909870
You better hope
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>>67909796
I just downloaded the pastebin and I noticed that it's not working properly for me either.
Maybe something got fucked up along the way.
Anyway not sure desu
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>>67909796
>any advice?

lose the tripcode faggot
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>>67909973
stop replying to him
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>>67910043
but then how will i get my picks in?
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Who are some hot future contenders you have your eyes on?
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>>67910346
have you listened to the mma prospectusss?
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>>67910014
>especially homophobic ones
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>>67910346
Francis Ngannou
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Friendly reminder that announcing reports is against the rules ;^)
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thoughts on this
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>>67910346
Almeida, Jacare, Cory, Reem (heem!), Bones :^)
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>>67910500
please post the siver no need to be upset pic
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>>67910346
The olympics are riddled with them, pretty sure we will see more then a few dozen future MMA stars and contenders after the dust settles in wrestling and judo in Rio
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>>67910668
>the olympic wrestler meme
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>>67910523
Well, Sudo has a win over Marquardt, Royler and Mike Brown.
He was fun to watch, very memey.
His fight against Ludwig was spicy, nonetheless.
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>>67910346
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mma+prospectus
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Reminder that the state of Cleveland has more UFC champions than """"""""great""""""" Britain
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>>67910853
GOD how embarassing!
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>>67910744
>the meme meme
how meta
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>>67907781

You are a huge dummy
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>>67910867
my meta game is light years ahead of yours
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>>67910899
that's nice
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>>67910500
I think he got banned more because he made a false report.
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Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu legend Rigan Machado recently turned some heads when explaining why he feels actor Ashton Kutcher would beat reigning UFC Featherweight Champion Conor McGregor in a grappling match.

“I put all my money (on) Ashton Kutcher,” Machado recently told TMZ Sports. “I think he could do really, really good. He’s 200 pounds, 6-2, 6-3, he’s the best.”

“Ashton Kutcher, for me, is my No. 1 student,” added Machado. “He’s a purple belt but he has a really good background in wrestling. I think he has a chance to be one of the top guys in jiu-jitsu.”
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>>67908484
>Now they try to cuck you by making you buy an entire 4 hour event with women and no-names just to see the 20 minute main event.

You don't even buy it though you idiot.
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>>67911062
kek
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>>67911062
>mcgregor
>brown belt

literal mcdojo
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I lost my virginity today.
And I was so close to getting my wizard powers.
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>>67911062

Does he post here?
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>>67911270
Pitch or catch?
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>>67911270
Did you pass guard?
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>>67908398
This little guy can't handle the bants. Just because no one replies to you doesn't imply other convos aren't real. Go back to /v/ with that shit
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>>67911270

Were you efficient with your energy?
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>>67911270
was it better or worse than watching ronda get heem'd
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Who do you got, motherfuckers? I won't be on any soccer thread under any circumstance. And since there is no fighting sporting tonight, I'm taking the freedom of asking about the final on this very heem.
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Where is the literal free money?
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>>67911455
Brian cupcake Caraway unironically.
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Ufc tonight or the next night?
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>>67911432
Fuck off
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>>67911432
>I won't be on any soccer thread

Me neither, this board usually gets insufferable during big events. With that said, I think Madrid annihilate Atletico.
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>>67911432
Fuck off
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>>67911432
Atetico 1-0

it will be a fairly boring match

I guess I'm for Atletico even though Simeone is a faggot
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>>67911455
caraway and stephens are the best value bets imo
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>>67911455

Nice underdog picks:

Jeremy Stephens
Jessica Eye
Tarec
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>>67911432
divegrass = WGAF
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>>67911521
>it will be a fairly boring match
>implying there's another kind

it's like watching golf with refball
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>>67911455
jeremy staphens
Chris cummozi
cody garbagedt
jessy eye
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>>67911455
Eye
also Stephens
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>>67908647
I swear there's been a couple times where Rogan's basically shouted grappling advice to a fighter when they were near finish on his side of the cage.
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>>67911432
Atletico all day. They got their number.
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>>67911455
Larkin and Eye.
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>>67910406
Every now and then, yes
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>he thinks nate wins the rematch
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>>67911578
not enough commercials/replays for you?
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how would conor do on dancing with the stars?
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>>67911658
would he and Ido be the first gay couple to win the contest?
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>>67911455
why is no one saying burkman? felder sucks
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>>67911482
Tomorrow
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>>67911651
something has to happen for there to be replays

bowling, fishing and poker are more exciting to watch
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>>67911707
what am i supposed to do tonight then?
no hokkei neither
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Reminder we've got Schaub doing commentary for the """fights"""" tonight
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>>67911689

>leave conor and ido to us
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>>67911716
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>>67911578

>Implying there's another kind

This is such a funny statement coming from Americans...Even if I were to watch the most boring game imaginable, at least I know it will only take 90 mins of my time, 2 hours at most if it's a final...when I am watching an American sport, be it basketball, american football, baseball or whatever, the damn thing, from start to end lasts 4 hours AT LEAST and it is filled with nothing but car commercials and replays. So if we are talking about practicality here, I know that even the most boring soccer game alive won't waste my time more than the most exciting amerifat sport out there.
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>>67911788
we got it you like kickball
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>>67911826
>basketball, american football, baseball

yeah they're shit too
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>>67911716

i don't get this logic, amerifootball matches can be boring too, it's not like that's exclusive to football lad
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>>67911908
amerifootball matches are shit too
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>>67911908
>amerifootball
More like fatball am I right
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The more I watch combat sports, MMA specifically, the more every other type of sport in general I find to be so fucking boring
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>>67912057
Same here. However, once a year doesn't hurt nobody.
Plus the yurocup this summer, which can only be sufferable if watched on some pub with people around and not just focusing on the game for 90 minutes like a soulless autist.
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>>67907412
Almeida
Barao
Tarec
Camozzi
Larkin
Burkman
Sterling
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>>67912228
she is disgusting
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pic related is an MMA fighter making her debut in the next few months

how will she do lads?
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>>67912409
she'll rise to the top in no time
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>>67912413
announcing reports is a rule violation fyi :)
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>>67907412
Almeida
Stephens
Tarec
Miranda
Larkin
Felder
Sterling
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>>67912409
>tattoo
dropped
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Predictions for Cowboy vs Cotê?
Who wins and why?
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>>67912608
Cowboy of course. Head kick KO
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Ariel Jewlani said that this mfucker is gonna be on the UFC FN Hamburg Card on September 3rd. Probably gonna headlight. Who do u think is gonna be his opponent?
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