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Mourinho confirmed, Zlatan soon.
AUOTJMTLS?
>de gay
>>67861071
having medical now
THE MOU ERA IS STARTING, LADS.
>>67860941
No. Do you have a lastfm?
>>67860953
Proceeds the weedian, Nazareth.
>>67861073
Good post.
>>67860786
>>67860786
mou thread
>>67861036
>My guy gets fired a lot
Ashley BTFO of AVB.
>>67861088
>lastfm
no i deleted mine after the big update. wasn't that useful anyway, except for gigs.
who /hype/ here?
>Man United actually hired Mouyes
the shitposting is going to kill me
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36389891
>A Colombian football coach has been banned for three matches for deliberately poking a ball boy in the eye.
It's Mourinho and Hazard combined!
top kek
https://twitter.com/Mourinholic/status/735876141307822080
>>67861196
I honestly despise every Twitter KSI worshipping, FIFA obsessed cunt. Honestly where did it go so wrong. RUSTLED LOL KSI XDDD SHOULD GET GOOD NUMBERS, GOOD BANG!
>>67861222
*cunts
There's a lot of them, and they're all incredibly boring and interchangeable
>>67861196
>people wanting to buy a twitter name
sake
>>67861222
reminds me of that cunt on the stan james ads
>>67861222
KSI is essential /sp/core.
Mouyes,poop,zlatan.
Is the epl the new mls ?
>>67861332
no he's not, fuck off back to twitter nigger
>>67861336
If i'm not mistaken, Mourinho and Pep are managing, not playing. So no
>>67861284
I sold my dads instagram name once for around 150 yuros or something. No idea if i could have gotten more but that's what he offered after me denying all his other offers. Maybe in hindsight i could have gotten more but i don't have the connections. it was 'touchdown' he used that name because he had a htc touch. can you imagine
I love epl hype
See you in saturday.
>>67861358
>>67861108
Understandable. I still use it to talk to people. But I'm mad they killed the groups.
>Arsenal fans getting hyped over Ramsey being given the No. 8
Guaranteed to be the peak of their 16/17 season
>>67861463
what's GT looks like a gay magazine
>>67861463
Fifa is based you try hard.
>>67861463
>Fiat Panda
lel that was my first car
>>67861485
it is
>>67861495
FIFA is based but not the shitty youtube sideshow that came along with it
>>67861485
how to be a chino wanker the magazine
>playing FIFA or any other videogame over the age of 15
Jesus christ..
>>67861485
I was going to joke that it stands for Gay Times, but it literally does.
>>67861463
every fucking time I see that picture the mosque gets me
>>67861495
it was based 10 years ago. now its just for essex cunts and underage fuccbois
>>67861495
FIFA is still alright, but not as good as it was.
FIFA's community however, is total cancer, especially the FUT players. They're all just edgy teenagers on twitter trying to "rustle" as many people as possible
>>67861532
at 15 you don't have enough mental abilities to truly appreciate some video games. But I doubt a philistine like you have any idea about something like this
>>67861532
>Not playing the pinnacle of vidya.
>>67861532
BASED Denmark
>>67861578
I thought the pinnacle of vidya was Atelier Rorona plus
>>67861573
>philistine
White as snow, thank you very much
>>67861589
Thank you ausGOD
>>67861578
dumb weebposter
>>67861541
top lel
>>67861532
this
>>67861578
Anime not allowed in /trans/
>>67861602
All about the Ronpa desu senpai.
>>67861616
>>67861629
Stop this right now.
>>67861606
you literally searched the word on google like a damn imbecile.
>>67861463
Why is Arsenal so popular? They have more online fans than anyone, and yet so little success in the last 10 years. I don't geddit.
>>67861706
??
I don't need to google to know that you're using retarded /pol/ buzzwords
>>67861711
>Default team on Fifa
>Called the gunners and have a cannon on their badge
>Never favorites for any competition but still have an outside shot of winning things
This results in million of American bandwagoners.
>>67861711
Because they're a London team and people can bandwagon them without shame since they never win anything anyway (but it's still bandwagoning).
Plus they have a lot of twitter fans who love to retweet their shit players in tight clothing while talking about net spend.
>>67861711
Literally they attract all the mixed race kids, and all the weird twitter FIFA kids. That's why their online fanbase is so insufferable
WELBZ IS DAT GUY
>>67861746
THEO SIGN DAT TING
>>67861742
If you're going to bandwaggon at least pick a team that wins.
>shame
Pathetic, who cares.
>>67861730
do you even know what philistinism is and that it has nothing to do with /pol/ you absolute fucking spastic?
So? Which one?
>>67861768
But then they can brag about how they were attracted to Arsenal because 'they do things the right way' and that they 'play the best football in the league'. Then if Arsenal do win something they can claim they've 'been through the rough times'.
Joke of a fanbase.
>>67861776
Whatever
>>67861711
Liverpool too
>>67861794
That's much worse than just picking City or Chelsea.
>>67861815
It is, but they don't realise it. They probably think they're better fans for supporting Arsenal.
>>67861807
livershit just market themselves and shill themselves to foreigners well. muh more than a club, muh best fans in the world muh special anfield atmosphere and casuals lap it up. its like they literally saw that liverpool feel shitposting and thought it was a good idea
FA Cup quarter-final replays have been scrapped from next season.
The Football Association said the decision was part of its "ongoing review" of the competition, as well as helping to "ease English football's congested fixture schedule".
Semi-final replays were phased out after Manchester United's 1999 victory over Arsenal on their way to winning the treble.
FA chief executive Martin Glenn said the change "adds excitement".
>>67861842
Thank allah
>Sometimes he comes at home and says ‘daddy Bale is faster than you’. And I say ‘what are you on about? No one is faster than your dad’.
Even TSUU's son knows Bale is the future GOAT.
>>67861854
January break next. blimey
Another aspect of Arsenal's huge online fanbase is their social media spamming players, and their overall tumblr aesthetic. Think of all the teenage Muslim girls with Arsenal dedicated tumblr accounts full of pictures of Aaron Ramsey and Calum Chambers.
#YaGunnersYa and all that.
>>67861842
Good
One champions league title please Jose. I'll wait.
Hes due one and you all know it. Shame we'll have to wait 2 fucking years
>>67861842
great news.
Now bin the Worthington/Carling/Capital One Cup
>>67861862
Bale is 26. He needs to step it up pretty rapidly if he's planning on being the future GOAT.
>>67861862
I wonder how tsuuu feels when he hears something like this. must feel broken inside
>>67861903
And his son is a Messi fan too.
>>67861872
This
>>67861789
wew throwback picture
>>67861862
Poor Cristiano.
>>67861924
Arsenal in itself are a joke club. They actually had a lap of honour for finishing 2nd.
>>67861947
all clubs have a lap of honour at the last home game of the season you mong
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3609949/Matildas-lose-7-0-Newcastle-Jets-15s-Rio-Olympics-warm-up.html
My sides.
>>67861957
no they dont. Maybe get off your arse and go to a match.
>>67861961
>U15
kek
>>67861973
Yes they do you fucking idiot. Kill yourself ABA
Fuck Arsenal
>>67862006
go to a match idiot, or continue to celebrate finishing 2nd on your armchair.
>>67861973
Lol, they do
>>67862027
Good post
>>67860786
new
>>67862027
Yes, fuck Arsenal, give Levy your money
>Granit Xhaka
>28 starts least season
>3 goals
>1 assist
>moves to arsenal for THIRTY million
?????
>>67861973
Most clubs do.
>>67862068
>STILL finished below Arsenal
Ahahahahahaha
>>67861332
fuck off
>>67862068
Solid stats
>>67862068
>muh stats
Fuck off.
>>67862058
>10,000 posts early
>>67862068
>Road Trip
>Tottenham v Arsenal
I know its at least an hour driving anywhere in London but that still isnt a road trip
>>67862118
maybe it was banter
>>67862118
Londoners are like Americans, they never leave their home
>>67862118
Do you have to stay overnight for it to be classed as a road trip?
>>67862068
>Judging a DM on offensive stats
>>67862141
at least 50 miles imo
>>67862151
thought it was a winger for some reason
well don't i look silly now aye
ahahaha
>>67862166
His older brother sometimes plays as a fullback.
>>67862141
>>67862156
At least 8 beers imo
Zlatan to Man Utd has flop written all over it
>Man Utd
>ageing striker moving to PL
>for the last few years he's been playing in a mickey mouse league
>>67862199
This.
Doesn't make any sense for him to go there especially considering they won't have UCL next year
>>67862199
Im not sure how mickey mouse the french league is, I mean it might be just good as good as the bundesliga. Liverpool beat Dortmund no problem and they're shit.
>>67862199
Meh, he'll probably be the best striker in the league.
Luckily United will still be shit.
>>67862215
>they won't have UCL next year
so he won't get exposed
>>67862227
> Liverpool beat Dortmund no problem and they're shit.
dortmund literally fucked tottenham in the ass
>>67862199
He's still one of the best strikers in the world. Can see him getting at least 30 goals desu.
>>67862227
Lel the bundesliga is miles ahead of
>ligue 1
We only beat dortmund by meme magic, I don't think we do it again for a very long time
>>67862199
He just had his best season ever, if anything he's improving. He's not the sort to rely on pace, and he's never had a career ending injury like Falcao.
If United can get him scoring loads against the shit teams then that's good business. You have to be flat track bullies to succeed in the league.
>>67862227
well city beat psg
i think 2nd place in ligue 1 was closer to relegation than 1st
walt disney's blushing
>>67862247
he only managed 30 twice and both times in Ligue 1. 30 is an elite number and would be an unfair expectation
>>67862247
>>67862260
25 goals all comps
What does this mean:
"off spinner massively chucking"
It's something to do with cricket.
Ligue 1 is underrated. GOAT talents like Payet and Mahrez were nothing in that league.
>>67862284
and Giroud was so amazing he cucked PSG out of the title
>>67862278
An off spinner spins the ball in the direction of his bowling bowling arm.
A chucker is someone who throws the ball rather than bowls it ie. illegally.
>>67862278
off spin is a type of ball bowled by a spin bowler
a chucker means theyre illegally bending their elbow when they bowl the ball. a famous cheater using this method was muralitharan
>>67862301
back when PSG weren't arab owned though?
So Real needs a DM that is 1) better on the ball and a better distributor than Casemiro and 2) a better defender than Kroos. Who are good candidates?
>>67862333
Xhaka
>>67862317
Their first year of arab money. They finished second.
>>67862333
Dier
>>67862333
Modric
>>67862333
Mascherano
>>67862345
fuck off /arse/
>>67862333
Modric
>>67862333
Alonso
>>67862333
Geis
Weigl
Carvallho
>>67862317
their first year I think
>>67862199
>Zlatan to statpad against relgation fodder
>Martial to counter attack after bus-parking against top teams
The league is ours
>>67862381
still lacking a new CB and some creativity in midfield
>>67862381
inb4 mouyes turns martial from future goat into current hazard
>>67862381
>Zlatan to statpad against relgation fodder
literally what any team needs to win the league. Someone like Ronaldo or Suarez to just obliterate the shitty teams
>>67862333
Fosu-Mensah
Any update about Leonardo to PSG?
>>67862333
Hojbjerg
>>67862355
>>67862361
this is actually a fair point, when playing possession modric would probably serve as a great DM
not so much when they have to counter though
>>67862372
alonso's not a good enough defender at this stage in his career
>>67862359
seems unlikely he'll go barca->real
>>67862353
>>67862373
>>67862406
thanks lads, will check them out
>>67862412
i thought leonardo was like 50
>>67862438
As a director of football
>>67862433
Makelele
any updates on the hazard to psg situation?
>>67861332
KSI pls
>>67862303
>>67862303
2nd last match of the season lads. 2nd last club match until august
get in here
>>67862412
any update about decent transfers under blanc era? :'(
>>67861381
i can imagine
>>67862530
>what are football league play-offs
>>67861711
Didn't Poet used to be a Tottenham fan or was he always supporting Arsenal
>>67862648
>the final's just before the CL final
>>67862684
*sigh*, back when watford were good...
>>67861711
Nick Hornby
>>67862697
Watford were never good m8
>>67862697
>*sigh*
tfw no gf
>>67862697
>*sigh*
>>67862750
Deeney and Ighalo were on fire for the first half of the season.
>>67862777
trips of truth
>>67862697
>*sigh*
>>67862777
>>67862777
tfw in love but too scared to confess to her
>>67862797
Yes they are good but Watford aren't
>>67862811
iktfb
iktf
>>67862777
Good feel
>>67862811
>confess
m8 you sound like a weeb shed just say no and laugh at you anyway.
>>67862844
pls be my bf
>>67862811
Is she your gf or no?
>>67862829
Don't need to be good as long as your strikers are scoring.
>>67862853
>anon
>gf
Pick one
>>67862777
*sigh*
>>67862852
bit gay desu
>>67862873
That's a moronic statement
>>67862211
ik
>>67862851
like make the move that would put it into a true relationship. currently im just irregularly spending time with her (even though I'm sure she knows by now, she's just waiting for me to man up) and I just can't be precise about what I want
>>67862898
i-i know
>>67862777
tfw no bf
>>67862911
Not really. Liverpool managed to finish second with a shit team a few seasons ago
>>67862933
pls be berlin
>>67862916(jij)
>>67862777
feels bad, mang.
>>67862811
>>67862922
You can do it, pham.
>>67862949
I'm not a city sorry
>>67862969
poop is such a fucking girl
>>67862969
>Crydiola
>>67862986
:c
pls b my bf
>>67862997
go away freak
>>67862941
It was a good team, not a great team by any stretch of the imagination. This seasons Liverpool was dog shit though and they reached a Europa League final but then again tournament football is different to league football.
>>67863021
:((((
y u so mean
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year
It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly
Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
>>96
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk
>>67863064
I don't get it
>>67863064
fantastic post
>>67863064
I'm glad the guy who used to spam this finally killed himself
>>67863064
>liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>palace 3 - 3 liverpool
kek
KEK
K E K
E
K
>>67863064
>you now remember the 'discuss' meme
>>67863064
>tfw everytime I see the link to this youtude vid
>>67863039
rekt
>>67863112
i'm so lonely
>Liverpool are keen to buy Brahimi for 45m£
>liverpoo
>>67863021
Hello Kyouko
>>67863155
the guy who scored a couple of goals in the CL group stage and then completely disappeared again a few years ago?
>>67862922
post a pic senpai
>>67862987
>>67862993
>>67863064
Proper classix
>>67863155
How shit is he?
>>67863155
Porto or Grasshopper? Both are pretty good
>>67863217
Nobody would pay £45m for Grasshopper's Brahimi.
>>67863250
I would if you'll accept 0 upfront
>>67863198
He's good, very good dribbling. Maybe worth £20 to an EPL club.
>>67863250
>>67863250
you sure?
1.yanited
2.citeh
3.chelseh
4.arse
5.spuds
6.liverpoo
7.soton
8.lestah
>>67863264
>£20
He doesn't sound good at all
>>67863274
1.United
2.Chelsea
3.Arsenal
4.Spurs
5.Southampton
6.Shitty
7.Livershit
8.West Ham
>>67863272
literally peaked at 21
liverpoo
1. Man U
2. Liverpool
3. Leicester
3. Man City
4. Arsenal
5. Spurs
6. Chelsea
7. West Ham
8. Southampton
>>67863272
To be fair it looked like a good signing at the time but the fee was just ridiculous.
>>67862969
If I don't do anything fast it will just slip and fade away and I will just be disappointed, while if I do it and get rejected I'll be broken for quite some time
>>67863357
this †bh
>>67863064
>If you're first. you're first
>If you're second you're nothing
>Klopps record at Liverpool
>finish worse than Brenny ever finished
>1st loser twice in cups
The anti-clutch of English football
>>67863386
>†
LOLLLLLL
RIP LIVERPOOOOO
RIP RIP RIP
POOOOO
>>67863376
Be strong man, you have to live with no regret. Do it, be the MAN !.
>>67863393
>but he's using Rodgers' players la!
>Just wait til he has a full transfer window and preseason la!
>>67863386
>can't get passed the filter
fuck off newcunt
sm͏h tb͏h fa͏m
>>67863426
>Brenny never finished 8th with Brenny's players
>Brenny never finished 8th with Kenny's players
Flopp
>>67863401
Excellent post
>>67863376
I believe in you. (don't take advice from me btw)
[spoiler][/spoiler]
>>67861463
Is this really an Arsenal fan stereotype?
I know a lot of us are stereotypically nonwhite (although same could be said for United) but I was completely unaware of the others.
>>67863433
>filter
>implying people haven't been typing out desu senpai
>>67863452
good post
>>67863376
if you do it you MIGHT lose her, if you dont, you will for sure so...
>>67861478
No one's hyped la. We don't like him at the moment.
>>67863469
idiot
it's not that hard tb͏h fa͏m
>>67863463
yes
>all this funposting
Is /sp/, dare I say it, back?
>>67863448
thanks you Australia
LIVERPOO
>>67863503
Why?
Genuinely curious.
>>67863507
>CL final this weekend
>potential TORRES
>>67863524
it's either TORRES or TSUUUU, it's a win-win
>>67863524
>potential
you don't expect Torres to be quiet in a big game now do you
Do people actually think United are gonna win the title next season?
They have a long way to go before they can challenge. Need to build a whole new team. And that takes time. It's not something you can do in one summer. United have hopefully learnt their lesson after the past 2 (TWO) seasons of falling for le sign all the players maymay.
>>67863406
>>67863448
>>67863481
ok. I will do so tomorrow. If I get rejected I still have my /sp/artans hah hah innit
>>67862777
the girl i was seeing for a couple months broke it off a few days ago
going out with mates a tomorrow night, she's probably gonna be there. alcohol will be involved
do i go for it again?
man's trying to lose my virginity out here
>>67863554
tbf their first eleven is good enough to win it
they just haven't had the playing style, luck and mentality for it
>>67863554
Good thing they have loadesmoney, and even more money next season thanks to le meme epic EPL 5.1 billion pound deal.
>>67863632
>seeing for a couple of months
>didn't bang her
m8
>>67863638
Nah I don't think so, and I'm a Utd fan. Just not enough quality in attack. Ideally I hope >we get a new striker and right winger.
>>67863625
Don't be afraid of getting rejected. I've been rejected 3 times in one year until my gf accepted to go out with me.
>>67863638
no it really isn't
the last united team to win the league was absolutely awful and fergie was an absolute genius to win the league with that mess in his last season. this team is even worse than that
plus don't forget that united's only good players this season have been their young players eg lingard rashford fosu-mensah etc
mourinho won't give a fuck about any of these guys
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>>67863625
Good luck, lad.
We'll always listen to your pain if it goes wrong.
>>67863554
The rest of the league is shit, no reason why it can't happen.
>>67863657
less than a couple of months i was just rounding up innit la
we've both been very busy for the past few weeks been hard to see each other, but the way things were going, we were very close to fucking
ain't seen her in 2 weeks
I'm an Everton fan and there's a growing feeling amongst local press and the fans that we might actually re-appoint Moyes
I don't think sp is ready for this many meme managers in one league
The amount of United fans in this board disgusts me profoundly.
>>67863692
yes but united need to rebuild their side, there are other teams who already have established teams that they just need to add to
lester, chelsea (yeah they underachieved with mou but they still have a quality side), southampton, city to an extent, even arsenal all have established teams that they're just trying to build on
>>67862412
Didn't they kick him out?
>>67863764
>Most popular club in England has the most fans on /sp/
I don't see the problem.
>>67863687
very good post
