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>USA Finishing
FIGHT
1st for /a/
>>67851340
Come the fuck on
>>67851340
Sup Peru. I was born in Lima but my parents are gringos. Who are you rooting for in this game?
We will win
>no shitty one liner 'jokes' edition
>>67851340
(you)
Chicanos out. Chicanas can stay tho
>t. White guy with mex gf soccer playurrrr
First for chicharrito
>A new thread for 10 minutes of shitty soccer
For what purpose?
>>67851376
First post best post
>>67851375
Ecuador.
Have you ever gone to Lima again?
>>67851417
To get (You) here
What a shit match for both NT. When USA scores?
>3 PEOPLE ON THE SAME BALL
>>67851417
Butthurt when someone scores
>>67851312
Go Fernet Colombia!
When is Pulisic going to score?
Jesus
>>67851438
My jaw dropped when I saw that. Are these little kids playing?
>>67851431
Nope, never been back. For a while I was afraid they would draft me or demand a bribe to be allowed to leave the country.
I don't have any connections there. My parents were under house arrest and we left as soon as I was old enough to fly.
What's the difference between ecuador and mexico?
is usa supposed to be this bad on attack?
How many goals will we score in the group stage? Over/under of 1.
Why did Ecuador give up?
>>67851474
Oh. I see.
Can't find this on TV so I'm watching the Cavs tossing Raptors up.
>>67851487
tacos :^)
>>67851488
>is usa supposed to be this bad
Yes. If we beat Europe at one more of their things, they might crack. They let us have women's soccer in consolation.
>>67851488
No team is SUPPOSED to be that bad.
But lately USA has had terrible finishing. Since Donovan left and Dempsey got old. It's very sad.
US goalie kind of looks like fester from the addams family
>>67851496
Why did the US think the goal was over on the left?
nice "soccer" america
Zusi is literal trash and should never be called up again.
Orozco is a big piece of shit
>zusi
How is this fucker STILL on the national team?
Twellman belongs on ESPN Ocho. He might actually be half retarded. No chemistry on this broadcasting team and its all his fault
dubs and there wont be a shooting in murrika till June
>>67851571
>the feeling is mutual
Th-thanks
>>67851534
hows that one kid from dortmund doing? isnt he supposed to be the next good usa player?
also if the usa makes russia I should be happy with getting out of the groups with the team in transition
The US really need a target forward to help the attack
Need someone
Alan Gordon, CJ Sapong, Christian Ramirez, LeBron James
Someone
Also
>Orozco
when USA NT has mexicans? Michael Orozco???
>jack off
>take a piss 45 min later and that shit sprays everywhere
god i fucking hate when that happens
>>67851571
sup Bolivia?
I can smell your fried food from here
welp, USA wins 0-0
just give us the Copa America now
>>67851594
there's several every weekend in chicongo
>>67851571
He's either thinking about soccer formations or the Fibonacci sequence
>>67851571
Autistic and over hyped
Nice try though
>>67851559
What did they mean by this?
>>67851601
That's Pulisic. Easily the best player in this second half.
>>67851606
>tfw when no McBride
>>67851611
Yeah it puts a dry coating on the urethra. Then you have to clean up all that shit.
USA GOL
Based Nagbe
NAGBE!!!
1-0 USA!!!
Fucking finally
NAGOAT
>nigbe
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Nigbe!!!!
What sort of name is fucking Darlington?
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Someone scored.
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>NIGBE
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>>67851608
We have players from everywhere. I think Zelaem is ethiopian.
OOOOOOOOOOH finally.
>>67851312
>YOU
>>67851594
where's your the gay flag peru?
Kek that shot was lucky af
>ALL THIS SHIT TALK ABOUT NAGBE
>HE FUCKING SCORES
NAGBE CONFIRMED FOR BROWSING /sp/ MIDGAME
so its official euthanize zardes and dempsey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa-GA7SSMTs
>""""ecuadorian""""" music
;^)
NEGROS BRUTOS
SOLO SIRVEN PARA VENDER COCADA, NI UNA PELOTA SABEN PATEAR, NEGROS DE MIERDA
Just give us the cup
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
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>the Zika infested shantytown of Ecuador
FINALLY A FUCKING GOAL! THANKS USA!
P U L I S I C
dat fucking heart
YES PULISIC
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>>67851707
It's one of the best NASCAR tracks. It's a town in South Carolina, I believe.
Bobby woof timidly dribbles into three defenders
Wood, Nagbe, Pulisic is the attack of the future guys, just look how perfect and multicultural it is
Pulisic GOAT
Lol. Prepping for the LSATs now and it will be more fun than watching this
>there were unironically ABPulisics in the previous thread
JUST
>>67851733
theres some shit smeared and stuck on your flag, Colombia
Ecuador literally btfo lel
Inb4 ecuador goal
>>67851751
Liberia is more advanced than that section of SC
>>67851744
Ecuador is literally one of the comfiest places in the world mate.
>>67851755
America is truly a rainbow. Brings a tear to my eye
>kekuador
>>67851733
It's literally just a friendly and Ecuador doesnt even care.
Don't worry they will get assravaged by Colombia on june.
>what good will an inexperienced teenager do
K E K
>>67851751
>best tracks
>a rounded circle
heh
>>67851796
really nigga? come to Guayaquil :^)
klansmann wins one da land
>nagbe is cold chest
Guzan just play gk
>>67851751
It's a fucking town up north m8, stop culturally appropriating our town names.
>that free kick
USA WINS FIFA
>ecauJUST
All he wants is your attention Michael
ABSOLUTELY
HOPELESS
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Full time.
USA 1 - 0 Ecuador.
>Le only come through for club man
Kekuador BTFO
the copa is ours
>>67851849
>JUSTador
GIRL YOU THOUGHT HE WAS A MAN
BUT HE WAS A MUFFIN
>Arroyo
>Irrelevant CONCACAF team beating the best South American side
>Ecuacuck
>Sudacucks
>scoring one goal against the all powerful powerhouse Ecuador
>americucks are unironically excited for this
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
> you want to marry a girl
>ask her father
>>67851825
I only went to Quito, one of the best travels I've ever made. Such a nice and comfy city.
>>67851799
That's what it's all about man that's what our grandfathers fought for
There's really a place called Frisco?
>>67851898
How the wall coming along Paco?
>you want a girl to marry you,you ask her father
>cheering for any team in the copa
well maybe the scrappy jamaica
>>67851898
Hey Mexico, are we going to play each other in the tournament?
>kekuador defenders
Giving nigbe time to lay on the floor and kick It In.
>wew lads
>>67851884
>Irrelevant Ecuador club beating best CONCACAF side.
>>67851755
klanman got lucky stumbling onto that formation
>>67851829
S-sauce?
>mfw Pulisic wins one for da land
>>67851914
Yep. It's in between Dallas and Ft. Worth. Part of the "Metroplex" in South Oklahoma.
>>67851843
>stop
You're over 200 years late on most of our town names being copied, friend
Apologize
>>67851914
South of Dallas that's also part of south Oklahoma
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>>67851946
He really went with process of elimination on that one
>>67851790
>Liberia
>not a post-apocalyptic hellscape
maybe Tunisia or even Ghana, but not Liberia
>Pulicuck
Was Ecuador really so butthurt after a friendly that they walked off without shaking hands? Fucks sake...
>meanwhile in MLS
>>67851963
>From Hershey
You mean candyland?
USA USA USA
PULISIC TRENDING
>>67852030
These need fedoras 'shooped on 'em.
what a boring match
Ecuador produces ugly people is what ive learned
>>67852030
>White people
>>67852030
Back to your general, cuck
This is Darlington Nagbe proposing to his girlfriend. She said yes.
>>67851869
y llegó el peruANO!
>>67851975
No
It's still his fault the game and the team was so listless until his late subs
He'll learn nothing from this game
>>67851977
It's north of Dallas
>>67852045
HAPPENING
>>67851948
wokada miku
>>67852088
grose
>>67852099
Wow that even makes more sense now.
WE DID IT RIBBIT.
Pulisic, Wood, Nagbe all need to start
>mfw our next friendly is haiti
>this is the mighty concacaf level of teams
O say can you see by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner, O! long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country, should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.
O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved home and the war's desolation.
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: "In God is our trust."
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave
>>67851938
>10th place In LIGA MX.
Top kek, stay rekt m8.
>>67852088
B L A C K E D
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>>67851312
While team Ecuador trained for months, team USA was scrounged together in 30 minutes, led by a tripfag furry and an amateur GK with 140 ping
>>67852226
Why the fuck are y'all doing playing in a baseball stadium?
>canadian "humour"
Seriously who can stop us now lads?
>>67852256
>Ecuador is a strong team maymay
>>67852271
I dunno bro.
I was surprised there's even an haiti team.
where does they play?
does haiti has it's own league?
>>67852226
Welcome to CONCASHIT you spic. Enjoy your stay.
>>67852284
Klinsmann
He won't change the starting lineup
>>67852320
t. Juan Pablo Rodriguez
>>67852275
Stop taking your leaf off, you're not fooling anybody.
>>67852318
It does
But fun fact Haiti was trying to get their NT in the USL
It would have played in Miami
>>67852394
yeah, but isn't haiti like a failed state where people starve to death?
IT'S COMING HOME LADS
>>67852421
it should be firebombed and its territory given to DR
>>67852421
Yes
They still have a soccer league those
Only one Haitian based player is on the team
But there is one based in Vietnam, one based in India, and 5 who play in our second division
>>67852318
To give a non-shitposting answer, pretty much all of Haiti's players are either dual citizens, usually with France, or raised abroad as children.
Realistically, who on these two continents can stop us?
>>67853783
everyone
>being happy beating an ecuadorian side that literally didnt want to play but were offered a massive paycheck to show up in front of 5,000 people
Ecuador literally wasn't trying when we scored. Nagbe was wide open and no one gave a fuck.
Also:
>tfw Pulisic breaks his leg in game 1
>>67854091
Spotted the brown person
>Klinsmann pulling his head out of his ass and finally playing our good players
>Trump is pulling away in the polls
The level of Chicano ass hurt is astounding
Frisco here. Sorry we did not attend this friendly.
>>67854413
3-2
>losing to Guatemala in any circumstance
>>67851825
Oh shit bro where do you live? Im guessing samborondon or Via a la costa right?
>>67854561
>not qualifying for a World Cup on your own in any circumstance
>>67854705
Losing to Jamaica...
>>67851340
>Cuzco
>having a gay pride flag as your flag
>>67854091
They had to show or else they wouldn't have been able to afford their daily rice rations to save them from starvation.
>>67854814
>11 points
Don't be so self hating Ernesto.
>>67854979
>letting Honduras qualify ahead of you
Embarrassing
>>67854979
topkek, he thinks anyone is actually bothered by what he's saying.
How's it feel knowing your team is only 3rd best in the CONCACAF?
>>67854906
It's the flag of the imperium so I don't feel any shame.
How good was PuliGOAT guys?
>>67854979
>Stuck In 2013
Savor It lad, It's nice to remember ehat once was then reality hits you and you lose to a caribbean team at home.
why do chicanos get so triggered by their own country?
>>67854677
The fuck you cuyniggers talking about? Nobody cares about your tremor-loving shantytowns.
>when you get triggered so hard you have to reply to the triggered.
Pulisic should start. How many countries have a 17 year old good enough to make the squad of atop 10 team in the world? Age shouldn't matter.
