>And while Rashford is regarded as a huge positive of Van Gaal’s spell in charge, with the 18-year-old viewed as a grounded character and a "good kid," the story of one player asking the club chef to cook him two hard-boiled eggs to take home as he did not know how to boil them himself underlines the sense within the squad that too much is now done for the younger element of the team.
black """"people""""
He's a smart lad, doing things the black people way, taking free food home.
>>67821241
I don't know what's weirder between an 18yo kid not knowing how to boil a fucking egg and having a pro cook at your disposal yet just asking for boiling eggs instead of something more.
>>67821276
>not eating hella eggs for protein
Fatty.
This is why English young talent never develop to reach their potential. They get everything too early in their career, a multi-million dollar contract, tons of fame, two boiled eggs, I tell you we're spoiling them.
it's darmian you mongs
>>67821241
>giving players nutrional food, allowing them to eat properly therefore train harder+be in better shape to play
>'mollycoddling players hurr when I was a kid I only earned millions not tens of millions'
this is probably from the players who hire personal chefs, or rooney who had a hugely expensive kitchen fitted in his house yet neither he or his wife can do anything other than heat up frozen meals
>>67821241
>mom makes eggs for son everyday
>club nutritionists dictate strict diet for players while training
>player doesn't know how to make eggs
pretty common, actually
>>67821339
>18 year old man doesn't know how to boil an egg
nah, not very common 2bh
>>67821323
>eggs
>nutritional
By clogging and damaging your arteries? Don't think so
>>67821339
Boiling an egg is literally make the water hot then putting the egg in. My dog could probably do it if he had thumbs.
You have to eat these eggs.
>>67821339
>player doesn't know how to make eggs
It's not really hard though. There are literally three steps. Boil water, put the egg in, take the egg out.
>>67821357
Hello Doctor from the 50s
>>67821360
>water hot then putting the egg in
I'm sure that method works but I think most people put the egg in first.
>>67821368
You have to eat all the eggs!
>>67821385
Hello anti-vaxxer Soccer mom from 2015
>>67821360
You can't tell whether it's cooked or not just by looking though.
>>67821368
The entire bowl?!
>>67821386
I like to fully boil the water before I add things to it when cooking. It's better that way 2bh.
>>67821354
>>67821360
>>67821372
>/sp/'s socioeconomic bubble
guys, lots of young men have someone make their meals for them regularly up to when they set out on their own
Rashford's a young man, and like most young men, he'll figure it out
>>67821241
>Asking a man paid millions of pounds to cook for the team to cook something for you if it's not too much trouble
>WOW THESE ENTITLED LITTLE NEGROES ARE SO FUCKING SPOILT
Jesus fuck he wasn't asking for Foe Grois Sandwich with Caviar sauce.
It's fucking two boiled eggs. The team chef could probably do it with his eyes close goddamn ABUs are insufferable.
>>67821396
Ingested (HDL) cholesterol from eggs and LDL cholesterol made by the body and from other sources are two different things. The latter is the only bad one. In fact more HDL cholesterol is linked to reducing cholesterol build up in the arteries.
EGG POWER RANKINGS
1. Scrambled
2. Fried
3. Boiled
4. Poached
5. Other
>>67821432
I was told eggs sometimes cracked that way.
>>67821436
>guys, lots of young men have someone make their meals for them regularly up to when they set out on their own
Even then. A boiled egg is practically one of the easiest things you can make, next to plain dried pasta.
>>67821436
>/sp/'s socioeconomic bubble
Moron, if what you're saying is true then only rich kids won't be able to boil eggs. Stop making excuses. The kid is a retard, if not for failing to know how to boil an egg, but also for not googling it
>>67821465
I think it's alright as long as you gently lower it using a spoon or something. Honestly it shouldn't make a great difference as long as the inner temperature gets hot enough.
>>67821445
9001. raw
>>67821439
G'day m8
>>67821445
pleb
1. Sunny side up
power gap
2. Poached
3. Omelette
gap
4. Scrambled
>>67821439
>Jesus fuck he wasn't asking for Foe Grois Sandwich with Caviar sauce.
>It's fucking two boiled eggs.
That's actually what I've got a problem with.
What he needed help to make wasn't a complex dish. It was fucking boiled eggs.
And also you've got a cook whose actual job is make you foie gras sandwiches and you ask him for boiled eggs?
>Not just asking the chef to tell him how to boil an egg
>>67821445
Good list
>>67821473
>but also for not googling it
Also this. The internet exists. It literally takes less than a minute to look up how to boil an egg.
>>67821241
>the story of one player asking the club chef to cook him two hard-boiled eggs
>one player
So, not Rashford then.
Gr8 b8 tho m8, I r8 it an 8
>>67821443
And the LDL will outweigh the HDL in eggs because the LDL is so massive
Is research really this hard? Do we just jump on clickbait headlines that confirm our biases?
>>67821354
Well, the again he lives in a place where he's only recently allowed to buy plastic cutlery sets
>>67821445
1. Scrambled
2. Poached
3. Boiled
4. Fried
5. Other
>>67821241
must be retarded
>>67821445
>>67821595
Scrambled is literally worst egg preparation, if you want to mix white and yolk you might as well make an omelette.
I don't know how to boil an egg either
>>67821631
People like different things m8
Scrambled on toast with a big mug of tea is the perfect breakfast
>>67821660
same
>>67821497
>That's what I have a problem with
>You can't ask the club chef to boil you 2 eggs to take home so you don't have to when you get home
Fuck off, Italy your mum makes you everything forever.
>>67821595
>scrambled
>eating bland mixed yolky kiddy tier shit and not having an adult, god-tier fried sunny side up egg with delicious yolk preserved in its natural state to enjoy
Kys
>>67821699
that feel when you have that egg on top of sausages and bacon only to slice it open and the yolk goes streaming down all over your greasy meat.
>people actually prefer scrambled over an omelette
how do you make poached eggs?
>>67821730
>implying the american would like runny yolks
way too patrician
>>67821776
Everyone likes runny yolks you retarded snowflake.
>>67821769
1. boil water
2. add some vinegar & salt
3. make water spin just below boiling point
4. break egg in a mug
5. add egg to spinning water in quick fluent motion
6. wait 3 minutes
7. ????
8. profit
>>67821769
remove shell, drop in into boiling water
for how long do you guys boil your eggs
>>67821810
>spinning water
>belgian 'people'
>not using the Gordon Ramsay method for scrambled eggs
i cringe whenever i watch my sister make them and they're all rubbery
>>67821848
He's right though. It keeps the egg together better.
>>67821850
Do you shout at her that THEY'RE FUCKING RAW
>>67821848
best way to poach an egg lad, trust me on this
Scrambled eggs are fucking disgusting to be quite honest with you
>>67821848
>brit don't know shit about food
too cliche tßh
>>67821861
Well no because they're the opposite of raw. Bitch has to douse them in ketchup to make it edible.
i thought it was supposed to be darmian??
>>67821810
>putting salt & vinegar in the water
why not just add it when it's done though
>>67821848
he's right
>>67821368
underrated
>>67821899
Supposedly the vinegar in the water helps keep the egg together, I found it works fine without it though.
>>67821276
Pocket eggs are perfect for gains on the go
>>67821941
>>67821915
I think that's literally what he was talking about you retard
>>67821445
Poached egg is the GOAT
>>67821915
that kind of technology hasn't arrived around here yet.
>>67821858
Fucking faggot you can't power rank eggs with anything other than salt and pepper in mind.
I dont know how to boil a egg
im 23
>>67821631
>if you want to mix white and yolk you might as well make an omelette
except that omelettes are more effort to cook and aren't as tasty as scrambled eggs
>>67821354
A friend of mine has no idea on how to cook. Burned some potatoes while trying to boil them
>>67821858
>than sunny side and mixing the yolk with hash browns
>tfw Rösti with a fried egg on top, and letting all the yolk run down
Fucking god tier.
>>67822002
Trial and error. Time them, and if they're undercooked/overcooked, add or take 30 seconds cooking time.
>>67821941
Or you can just not be a mongoloid and learn how to poach eggs in a regular pan.
>>67821974
That's litterally how you poach an egg m8
Using one of those egg poachers is a poor substitute for a simple skill people are too lazy to learn.
>>67821357
what a retard
good thread
>>67822002
about 7,5 minutes for small eggs, about 9 for large ones
>>67822086
Talk shit, get hit motherfucker
>>67821241
MAYBE HE JUST WANTED THE CHEF TO DO IT SO HE DIDN'T FUCK IT UP AND BURN DOWN HIS WHOLE KITCHEN AMD GET RUBBER BALLS LIKE THE LAST TIME HE TRIED IT.
JESUS FUCK ABUS EAT SHIT WITH YOUR AUTISMO RETARDO GARBAGE
>>67822161
>>67821439
this is canada-tier shitposting, step it up straya
>>67822128
hate egg ged rekd
>>67822075
Sort of, they are way way better for making 4 eggs at once though.
>tfw you get the water temperature slightly wrong and the egg white is still gelatinous while the yolk has started to set
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67821468
>pasta
Fuck off. Most people tend to under- or overcook pasta. Not to speak of the savages who put butter or oil on it afterwards.
>>67822242
mfw
>>67821445
EGG BUTTY COMBO RANKINGS
1. Bacon
2. Sausage
3. Lorne Sausage
4. Chips
5. Gammon
POWER GAP
9000. Vegitables
>>67821439
A FUCKING OTHER COUNTRIES FLAG
>>67822002
I put tap water in the pot and by the time there's a rolling boil they're done.
>>67822501
my style is boil the water in kettle. Put that and the eggs in a pot. Set the timer to 15 minutes. Then get ready for smashing shells.
>>67822501
Put eggs in water and bring to boil. Boil for one minute, turn off and let sit for 9-12 minutes depending on how you want them.
Easy as shit to peel as well honestly.
Reminder that Marcos Rojo cannot make toast
>>67822524
>boiling your eggs for more than maximum 8 minutes
>>67821850
What? Scrambling them in the pan and not before? He has a patent on that shit or something because I'm pretty sure my mom used to do that
>>67822693
Where the fuck is any spread of any kind? What the fuck is in the jar his bitch has?
>>67822695
Read his post again, he isn't boiling them, he's just pouring hot water on them. Huge difference.
>>67822736
pretty sure its a mate, senpai
>>67822695
The water is removed from heat and then the eggs are added.
>>67822693
this is some argentine bed ritual, the toast isn't meant to be edible
>>67822695
this.
after 8 minutes it should be hard boiled. There is no point cooking it beyond this point
>>67822693
He really looks like a downie tbqh
>>67822760
I clearly do not understand the palates of foreign cultures.
>>67822693
The blackness of the toast is supposed to remind him of his country you insensitive mong
>>67821360
i have a friend who did not believe me when i told him that you boil eggs with the shell still on
>>67822809
How did he think it stayed that shape?
>>67821354
i didn't know how to cut my nails till 18 or make a sandwich till i was 20
>>67822809
>>67822833
That's called a poached egg, that's what you make for the girl that stays over if you want her to be your gf
Fucking hell, and just the other day I saw someone comparing the story of his rise to that of Vardy's.
Why are brits mentally incapable of learning a second language?
>>67822841
>or make a sandwich till i was 20
Has to be bait but I am enjoying the image of you on the phone to your mum aged 20
>I have the bread and the meat what do I do next?
>>67821360
Does your dog have reasons to boil eggs?
>>67821941
I've got one exactly like that, but it won't work on the new induction hob. Breaks my heart every time I see it now.
>>67822878
I know plenty of Brits who speak good German, and pretty acceptable French.
>>67822878
So are Americans.
>>67821276
he's an athlete not a fat fuck
>>67822011
this. everytime i notice i fuck up the omlette i just scramble it's shit up
>>67822938
Im not American but living in California and 95% of people here know basic spanish or Chinese.
good to see the most popular thread on sp is about eggs
>>67822841
>i didn't know how to cut my nails till 18
so you grew them for 18 years like this
Cooking is hard, so I don't see why this is funny
>Parents were on holiday recently
>First few days I just ate beans on toast, frozen meals and takeaway food
>Microwave suddenly broke at the exact same time as the fucking toaster
>Didn't know what to do
>Obviously can't afford mcdonalds and pizza hut everyday
>Decide I have to cook for myself
>Look up some 'easy' recipes online
>Supposed to be the most basic fucking shit available
>Find a recipe online for 'sloppy joes'
>apprently all you have to do is put the ground beef in a pan, cook it, add tomato puree and then put it into a burger bun
>impossible to get food poisoning because ground beef cooks fast
>go to Tesco, get the beef, the tomato puree, the buns, and some red leicester cheese
>get home
>turn the oven hob on
>put a pan on the hob
>throw the entire packet of ground beef into the pan
>didn't realise it had blood in it
>start to worry that the blood will ruin the taste
>start trying to scoop the blood from the pan
>pan heats up
>burns my fingers
>really worried now, try to remove the blood by taking the block of cheese and absorbing it
>starts to melt in the pan
>the blood evaporates gradually
>not worried about blood anymore but now I have uncooked meat and an entire block of melting cheese in the pan
>try to stir it with a wooden spoon, is really thick
>add about 500ml of water to loosen the mixture up
>realise it is too loose, add some of the tomato puree
>really getting annoyed now
>take out one of the pieces of beef and bite into it
>mostly cooked
>wait 10 minutes
>still really watery, water is boiling now
>take some more beef and bite in, it seems to be cooked
>take the whole thing and pour it into a colander
>left with a funny smelling mix of grey meat, some tomato paste and lumps of watery cheese
>eat it out of the colander over the sink
>feel sick for 2 days
>spend literally all my money on kebabs for until they get home
it is so easy to fuck up.
>>67822841
something something tendies good boy points
>>67822783
TOP KEK
>>67823042
I was about to call this /ck/ copypasta, but then I saw the flag. You are an idiot and have terrible parents who taught you absolutely nothing
But hey, congratulations, you're the newest addition to the Autistic /brit/ Spring Lineup by /int/™
>>67823042
what the fuck mate, can you wipe your own arse?
>>67823042
end yourself
>mfw i boiled 3 eggs today
already ahead of the game, right lads?
>>67823042
It's not blood, its water, with a pigmental protein.
>>67823131
shut up, dweeb
>>67823099
If the game is about achieving high cholestorol maybe.
>>67821287
Gee Bill, TWO boiled eggs?
who /eggwhites/ here?
>>67823042
You fucking idiot. You could just boil pasta. Or stick a chicken breast in the oven until it's white. Or warm up a tin of soup on the hob.
>>67823299
Or even eat the beans cold.
/ck/ has been a real shitter as of late, this thread has been enjoyable
>tfw not sure how to boil and egg
>>67822860
what kind of degenerate tradition is this?
>>67823358
do you know how to boil water?
Who /scrambledeggs/ master race here?
>>67823363
it's a Dutch thing m8
if you're ever in the Netherlands poach some eggs and you'll drown in pussy
To be honest eggs smell like concentrated farts in a blocked drain. I've no idea how people physically eat them without at least masking them with a much stronger smell.
>>67823299
>Just boil pasta bro!
It isn't that simple though is it?
I have tried making pasta 4 times and each time it went wrong.
1. Tried to make Spaghetti with butter. Didn't realise you aren't supposed to chop the spaghetti (I thought the spaghetti expanded because I thought each spaghetti had a smaller spaghetti inside) so ended up with a tiny amount of small spaghetti. Also the butter melted in the boiling water and vanished
2. Tried to make spaghetti with jarred sauce, the spaghetti was very hard and I poured the sauce on cold which tasted crunchy and bad
3. Tried to make spaghetti with jarred sauce, dropped the sauce everywhere
4. Tried to make twisty pasta with some Tesco brand pesto. Tried to mix the pasta and the pesto in the pan but put the spoon in too early and crushed most of the pasta, also spilled most of the pesto
>>67822860
>>67823390
>>67823408
you're a mong but i find these posts entertaining so please continue with cooking stories
>>67823408
>also spilled most of the pesto
this one got me
>>67823408
>>67823408
>Tried to make Spaghetti with butter. Didn't realise you aren't supposed to chop the spaghetti (I thought the spaghetti expanded because I thought each spaghetti had a smaller spaghetti inside) so ended up with a tiny amount of small spaghetti. Also the butter melted in the boiling water and vanished
There is no way anyone is this retarded.
>>67823437
I bet this is how Van Gaal treats his players.
>>67823390
>>67823437
Thanks for the backup Louis
>>67823535
t-that's my actual name
but you're welcome aad
>>67823567
My name's more French than yours, but thanks for guessing anyways
>>67823590
now I want to know, what's more French than Louis
>>67821674
>>67821660
autistic manchildren detected
>>67821354
I'm 26 and don't know how
>Implying hard boils eggs arent shit
>>67823615
My mom is french, so my first name is Antoine, but noone calls me that. My 3rd name is pretty french too, Adrien. 2nd and last name are dutch. Everyone calls me by my Dutch name
>>67823408
Jesus wept lad
>>67822783
heartily kekked
I don't see the issue, I didn't cook a meal for myself until I was 20 and living on my own and it wasn't until then that my mom taught me all the basics before that, I would've probably failed to boil an egg a few times.
>>67823693
I prefer mine with a runny yolk. Dip in some toasted soldiers.
>>67823408
>I thought the spaghetti expanded because I thought each spaghetti had a smaller spaghetti inside
i beg your pardon lad
>>67821672
>People like different things m8
B-but muh power rankings!
>>67823408
literally just fill a pot with water and boil the pasta you dumb cunt
>>67823774
that's when I knew it was bait
>>67823437
I remember that thread
>>67823833
It was a thread? I never posted that before lol
>>67823408
>Didn't realise you aren't supposed to chop the spaghetti (I thought the spaghetti expanded because I thought each spaghetti had a smaller spaghetti inside) so ended up with a tiny amount of small spaghetti.
>>67823796
>bait
It's called a joke, Sahid.
>>67823849
it was a thread on /fit/ I think
some of the most autistic, scary and hilarious shit you could imagine
>>67823849
Yeah, it was a
>be walking home
>see this
What do?
Thread, with a picture of some girl passed out drunk on a bench.
>>67823408
>I thought each spaghetti had a smaller spaghetti inside
>I poured the sauce on cold which tasted crunchy and bad
>dropped the sauce everywhere
>crushed most of the pasta, also spilled most of the pesto
i think your problem is that you're consuming far too much hard liquor and crystal meth before you start cooking
Guys is egg boiling a sport?
>>67821445
1. Fried Egg Sandwich, over medium, with Ketchup and Mayo on fancy grain bread
2. Poached with Hollandiase Sauce on an english muffin
3. Omlette with cheese, scallions, and bacon
4. Scrambled with cheese
5. Hard boiled, chopped up, mixed with mayo and paprika, spread on a large roll
6. Soft boiled
>>67823849
>>67823882
>>67823891
This is the thread they're referencing
>>67822002
Take them out and give them a spin. If it spin fast, its done, if slow and wobbly, not done
>>67823991
Kek wahahahaha
