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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

UPCOMING EVENTS (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)

PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67799094

NEWS:

>Paige stars in a movie
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/23/11748448/paige-vanzant-crossing-over-to-movies-with-role-in-kickboxer

>Tito Ortiz: UFC would fail without Dana White
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/23/11741760/morning-report-tito-ortiz-says-the-ufc-would-crash-and-burn-without

>Bisping: "Rockhold is a cock guy"
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/23/11748016/michael-bisping-knows-he-can-beat-smug-asshole-luke-rockhold-win-ufc
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Schaub.
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CRUZ VS DILLASHAW FREE FIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdg9gkmWsEA
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schaub
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AHHHHHHHH FIGHTPASS HELP MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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mma needs more slavs desu
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>>67805508
I would watch the fuck out of a rematch, this fight was so fast
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be careful /heem/
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>fake predictioncuck is back
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how do I know what boxing glove size should I wear?
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>>67805521
>mfw casuals say he tapped early
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>its a thread made by the american sperg
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>>67805762
I'm going to need a shopped reflection in these ASAP
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>>67805508

Kekkles.
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SNEK IN DA GRASS
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all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug
god who cares about press fonferenes #wewantconner we should all post thatt on twitter conner is the best thing to
happen to ufc if they dont shut up about press fonferences only a few geeky nerds watch them he will leave connor
will make more money on his own than
all the ufc put together #letthemfight we should post that too we need to get behind connor he is our type of fighter
4chan should be supporting him the only people who slate him are the kind of nerdy geeks he used to beat up in school
hahahaha fuk you nerds and your press conferences no one cares just let them fight
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>>67805879
ugh the seery fight was a fix to get back at conor conor doesnt even need the ufc he'll make his own promotion and make money than
the whole ufc put together just let conor fight who the fck gives a shit about press fonferences no one even watches them
this was punishment on conor making the seary lose fuck the ufc fuck dana white fuck the frittata brothers conor can do
well without them let himback in already for fuck sake conor will win this time last time was a fluke it wasnt even a
real fight just an exhibition like a spar you cant even lose a spar how can you? nate was losing that fight till he
started rolling around on the floor stand up and fight proper ffs.
conor will make more money on his own than the whole ufc put together no problem
conor will come back stronger in the rematch and kill nate just letthem fucking fight ok nate doesnt stand a chance now
conner is prepared he will easily win just let him back in already for fucks sake he is the whole reason ufc got popular
fuck dana and fuck the ufc hes better off without them he will probably end up buying the ufc anyway hahaha fucking let
them fight asshole
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>that look you have when you know you're about to suck off the GOAT and you ain't gon stop even if he nuts.
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>>67805879
>begrudgers
ilu
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>>67805892
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My boyz came to Argentina to film TUF, dancing some Tango and shit
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>>67805659
>dressed as Sweden
what did he mean by this?
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I feel a bit down today /heem/. Can you post ronda shadowboxing to cheer me up?
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nth for JoJo
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>>67805937
Are they going to fight at the finale?
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>>67805961
>I feel a bit down today /heem/
Get a dog, bro
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>>67805998
Could you imagine that disaster?
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>>67805801
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>mfw bisping brings it home
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>>67806017
Don't pretend you wouldn't be hype as fuck
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>>67805814
Someone who dosen't suck at photoshop should do this.
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>>67806095
He is already talking shit about our country
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>>67806133
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>>67806125
I could have added a shade at least but too lazy.
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>>67805879
>>67805888
>waahh, I can't get over the fact that Conor isn't invincible anymore
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>>67806133
FUCKING ROASTED
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>>67806102
Since when do they have kangaroos in Thailand?
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>>67806133
Who needs toilet paper when you have based bidet like normal human beings?
These fucking americans and their shitty assholes.
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>>67806133
>Our country
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>>67806207
You proxy?
Or are you the supposed american that's living here in BsAs?
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>>67806087
me on the left
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>>67806196
>argies like having fluid shot up their assholes

wew
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>>67806220
I'm closer to Mendoza. Canadian here for work.
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>>67805317
>Almeida
>Barao
>Tarec
>Miranda
>Masvidal
>Felder
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>>67806262
Mendoza is a nice place.
>>67806252
Believe me, you would love it too.
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>>67805905
lmoa
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>>67805905
underrated
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>>67806133
fuck I know that feel

we cant flush the paper and we use poopy bins
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>>67806307
I'm usually here a few weeks out of the year shilling wintersport merchandising. Feels like a vacation every time.
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>>67806350
Winter in Mendoza is the shit, especially high up in the mountains, i have family there.
>>67806338
I don't know what kind of shitty bathroom Forest used but in my bathroom you ceintairly can flush toilet paper, it's considered bad education to do it though.
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Back at it. Pretty stacked card all around, should be a spicy card. As always I'm taking picks on all main card bouts. Make your responses as specific as you feel they need to be.

Main Card:
Thomas Almeida vs. Cody Garbrandt
Renan Barao vs. Jeremy Stephens
Tarec Saffiedine vs. Rick Story (fight back on)
Chris Camozzi vs. Vitor Miranda
Jorge Masvidal vs. Lorenz Larkin
Josh Burkman vs. Paul Felder
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>>67806430
>it's considered bad education
lol
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>>67806430
if you flush paper here its considered an act of absolute malice and vigilance cuz its sure that he gonna need a plumber in the next days when his bathroom is flooding in shit
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>30 bananas a day
>try to climb everest to prove vegans aren't weak
>fucking die

what a waste of bananas
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>>67806447
THOMAS
RENAN
TAREC
CHRIS
LORENZ
JOSH
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>>67806500
HAHHAHAHAHAHHA
VEGANS BTFO
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I miss the japs ;-;
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>>67806500
Those people were vegans?
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>>67806472
I have no idea why, somehow it's better to used a little paper throw it on the bin and then bidet with soap and shit.
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>>67806579
I miss PRIDE
remember the good old days when people were saying that PRIDE would invade and sweep the UFC in every division?

Then Wandy, Crocop and Shogun started losing

at least we got Mark Hunto and Hendo
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>>67806087
is that Dana's bull on the left?
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>>67806624
hey shogun became champ. so did rampage, nog, and andy if you wanta count him. crocop was the biggest disappointment as far as pride fighters in the ufc goes.
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>>67806447

Almeida
Bahao
Story
Camozzi
Masvidal
Felder
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just cancelled my UFC Fight Passâ„¢ account lads
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>>67806730
Shouldn't you be watching the fights Dana?
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>>67806730
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>>67806730
use ta*ma for all your streaming needs
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>>67806447
Almeida
tough one, probably Stephens
Saffiedine
Miranda
Larkin
Felder
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>>67806703
where and what is this place
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>>67806698
they won some but people only remember them getting sacrifice to jon jones
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>>67806758
Who hyped for Miranda?
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post fighters who would have been the GOAT if not falsely convicted of rape allegations by a crooked legal system, ill start
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>>67806751

i just realized im a weidman fan, not a UFC fan

ill reactivate when dana guarantees chris his title shot
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>>67806783
No not really.
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>>67806815
dont back down
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>>67806624
yeah, what are you talking about? PRIDE took over for a while, mate. the only one that underperformed was Cro Cop. the rest had amazing fights and several became champs. revisionist history much?
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>>67806775

no idea, most likely a mosque in dubai or abu dhabi
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>>67806837
Not like it was instant though, Hendo lost his title shots and Shogun came in as the next big thing and got choked out by Forrest.
A lot of the undercard Pride fighters that came in also performed like shit, but nobody really cares about them.
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>>67806447
Thominhas
Henan the MUNSTER
Story
Miranda
Masvidal
Felder
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>>67806447
Almeida
Barao
Tarec
Miranda
Larkin
Burkman
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>>67806793
putin free this man!!
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>>67806891
Is this the face of a brutal rapist?
I think not!
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>>67806751
What is this from?
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>>67806928
The face of hepatitis
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>>67806943
A streamer's house
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>>67806928
he looks like a sad, lost puppy :(
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i cry for the boy that was
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>>67806775

sheikh zayed grand mosque in abu dhabi

be careful
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you now remember this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C7vP061iqs
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Who /CLAUDIA/ here?
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>>67807049
God, Luke has the personality of a fucking paper bag
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>>67805735
he tapped early
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>>67807000
wow nice

christ cucks btfo
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>>67807079
Come and get it brah
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>>67807079
> shit talking equates to personality

Noob
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>>67807079
no he's just normal dummy
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>>67807053
looks as real as mandrama
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>>67807053
>He got too close to Joe
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>>67807162
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>>67807053
fucking savage
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>>67807109

good lad
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>>67807178
>>67807162
https://youtu.be/F5waenm4SpQ
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>>67807206
Dumbest thing a champion has done in the past 5 years?
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>>67807254
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>>67807233
what the fuck did they do to her face
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>>67807254
>wheel kick
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>>67807254

ronda boxing with holly
aldo running into conair
anderson fucking around with weedman
weedman memekick

take your pick la
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>>67807254
jon crashing into someone
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>>67807079
he's stupid dude

nothing he can do about it
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>>67807356
no bully the handsome eejit
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>>67807000
>>67807109
muslims get off by /heem/
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Is there anyone who honestly believes a 37 yo Bisping can beat Luke "The Archduke" Rockhold on such short notice?
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>>67807386
he's an amazing fighter but god is he ever awful in front of the camera
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>>67807411
poland's own mihail bispingski is going to turn pebblegrasp's face into bigos
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>>67807406
m*
>>67807411
According to /heem/, yes.
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Paige is pretty good at dancing.
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>>67807411
No, it will be ugly. Would have rather seen Luke beat up Anderson.
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>>67807326
>ronda boxing with holly
Ronda wasn't trying to box with Holly at all
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>>67807498
That chick with the hurt back's second dance was shitty and she got three 10's and Paige's first dance was actually great and she got a nine.

Shit's rigged yo
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>>67807415
Exactly, he is an amazing fighter, but it's like he has zero charisma. And his interview with Bisping the other week was cringe.

But I guess it fits considering most fighters from AKA have zero personality (eg Cain)
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>>67807584
Yes she was
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>>67807602
I hate this charisma meme we have to deal with after Mcgregor went mainstream.
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>>67805508
bretty good
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>>67807602

I find it a bit fascinating that top UFC fighters can't put it together to be a bit more interesting. It's retarded.

Luke is so fucking hard to watch. I actually wish he'd do zero media and the only time I saw him was when he stepped in the ring. That way, I could maybe convince myself that he was an intelligent athlete and want him to win.

He's fucking stupid, though. He hurts his own brand when he's on camera.
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>>67807602
he doesn't need charisma, he's a pretty boy with a 32 cm cock
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>>67807668
>>67807602
>mandramatics
I'd much rather more soft spoken killers like Rockhold and Lawler than a million McGregors and Rondas
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>>67807584
>australia is saying retarded shit again

does your wife still cry when you hit her or does she just go hide in the bedroom for an hour
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>>67807691
i tip m'fedora to you sir
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>>67807680
This, i hate this fucking meme about "popular" champions that need charisma. Chuck Liddell and Tito Ortiz had the charisma of an irish potato and they are still popular as fuck
>>67807697
Go to /asp/ with that mandrama shit
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>>67807697
Why was she trying to box with Holm? because she didn't instantly judo throw her?
That fight staying standing had everything to do with Holm, not Ronda.
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>>67807691
>retard can't identify other retards

lmao it's art
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>>67807646
cool birdo friend, post it in the next thread too

no sarcasm
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>>67807730
You are literally a casual. Tito was entirely charismatic and interesting.
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>>67807730
I don't know, I'm not opposed to fighters showing some personality. I just think it's ridiculous when people hold it against a fighter for acting like a normal person and not a caricature.
Also, you're absolutely dead wrong about Tito.
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>>67807668
Yep. I'm not saying he needs to cut promos or stupid shit like that, but in front of a camera he's fucking wooded. Glad someone seems to agree with me on this.
>>67807691
I'm not saying Luke needs to go the McGregor/Ronda route at all. Even Robbie Lawler has a hint of personality. Luke is just cringe in front of a camera, but happens to be an excellent fighter. It is what it is.
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>>67807793

Luke would do better to just act like he didn't give a fuck about fighting and pretend it was just something he liked doing. Seriously lol
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how would he do in the UFC?
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http://www.ufc.com/news/UFC-Statement-on-BJ-Penn-052316

BJ penn out of 199
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>>67807739
Lol, there was multiple times where she was well within clinch distance of Holly and just tried to box with her. Constantly chasing her with punches.

This really isn't hard.
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>>67807830
suspended for using a too-large IV out of competition, what the fuck
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>>67807739
I agree with you
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>>67807830
Another natty GOAT contender bites the dust.

For real though it was hilarious how he blamed Dolce for that ridiculous gameplan he had for the third Edgar fight because he wanted him to take an IV post weigh ins. Remember how offended BJ was by that suggestion that he should take an IV
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>>67807789
>Tito is charismatic
LMAO if autism is charismatic then you might be right
>>67807790
This is a charismatic human being according to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnrI1l6qvO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlbrS09FxFY
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>>67807830
>"After BJ's guilty admission after his acquittal, we find it in everyone's best interests to pull the fight from the card and cut him from the organization."

Holy shit
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Free fight bisping vs silva
https://youtu.be/vZHcStABPe0
https://youtu.be/vZHcStABPe0
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>67807901
>guilty admissions after his acquittal
You're actually retarded.
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>>67807900
Also this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRAdWcfpM_Y&app=desktop
>>67807830
BTFO
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>>67807079
Luke is a typical chad.
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>>67807858
Yeah, because she throws hooks as an entry in on the clinch. I don't remember any moments like the one you're describing honestly and even if there were, it was plainly obvious that striking was not Ronda's gameplan.
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>>67807900
You can't just deny facts and cherrypick examples.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ippPo-ku9Qw
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>>67807900
No, this is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3piGO9b2Xqc

It's personality. You're just a stupid paper bag and can't understand it
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>>67807863
To dilute the blood of any banned substances
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>>67807901
Ayyy you got me.
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>>67807691
Lawler's entire personality is that he loves violence, it just shows in the cage. Rockhold literally has none though.
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>>67807992
All i can see in that video is Aspergers in a strong man so people accept it and don't have a problem with it.
>>67807997
>Tito still has fans
GOAT fanbase though
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>>67807958
>I don't remember any moments like the one you're describing

I'm not surprised.

>it was plainly obvious that striking was not Ronda's gameplan

Apparently only to you
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>>67807889
His gameplan 100% worked until it didn't
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>>67807823
not bad, but MY BOY would fuck him up
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wow Paige's dance was amazing lol
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>>67807691
>soft spoken killers
thanks joe rogan for this edgy shitpost
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>>67808030
im not a doctor, do IVs actually work like that? i mean i get that it goes into your bloodstream but to actually affect a drug test seems a little to straightforward almost.
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>>67808105
>thanks joe rogan
How fucking dare you?
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My Yoga Mat is my Octagon, is my Wrestling Mat, is my Kayak, is my Winnebago, my Fishing Boat, my Music, my Concert, my Stage, my Beach, my Paddle Board, my Drum Set, my Surf Board, my Weapon, my Shield, my Sun, my Escape, my Release, my Strength, Get Away, my Focus, my Time, my Friend, my Fuel, my Fun, my Zen. My Yoga Mat... Is Me
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>>67808121
It's 100% used to mask HGH use.
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Out of all people who love slamming PED users, Tim Kennedy looks like the most suspect, dude is ripped as fuck
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>>67808158
Calling my boy Anthony Johnson right now
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>>67808121
Well if you dilute your blood with water enough then yes it can. Usually just trace amounts I'd imagine.
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>>67808183
Natty American muscle bro, deal with it
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>>67808100
>seabird
>not an albatross
baka desu
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>>67808183
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>>67808158
>blanket carrying a blanket
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>>67808183
Seeing Urijah, Yoel and Lombard post-USADA has led me to believe that the eye test doesn't work.
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>>67808183
Tim Kennedy is the most suspicious? Not one other person you could think of?
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>>67808135
he's right though

Rory is a soft spoken killer

Robbie Lawler is not, and neither is Rockhold
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So now that the Natty Goat of 155 has been blown to pieces... who is the New Natty Goat of 155?
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>>67808226
He sounds like the americans on /heem/ when they sperg out with flagposting
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>>67808236
USADA is corrupt and doesn't even utilize CIR testing
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>>67808240
I mean he's the most suspect looking fighter who likes to bash PED users. Sage won't say a negative word to anyone.
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>>67808284
Got an explanation?
You can't just drop that and leave it.
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>>67808284
They use CIR that's how they caught Jones
http://mmajunkie.com/2015/01/report-cir-testing-performed-on-jones-pre-fight-tests-says-nsac-head
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>>67807943
>>67807943
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>>67808277
caol uno, as real fite fans always knew
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>>67808240
Please stop defacing images of Are Sage
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>>67807821
I'll take it.
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>>67808046
>tfw no qt vietcong to nurse you back to life
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>>67808277
Jens Pulver obviously.
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>>67808325
That wasn't USADA.
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>>67808383
iktf bro
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>>67806447
Thomas Almeida
Jeremy Stephens
Tarec Saffiedine
Vitor Miranda
Lorenz Larkin
Paul Felder
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FREE FIGHT- DILLASHAW-CRUZ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMSuGwsVE18

AND SILVA-BISPING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZHcStABPe0
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>>67808494
When's his next fight?
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>>67808494
>>67808527

>real name: dhafir
>sobriquet: dada5000

wtf even are niggers?
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BJ out of 199
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>>67808169
Didn't USADA had that new HGH test that detects it days after use? They upgraded after Mirko's turned out clean
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>>67808527
Why exactly did his face swell up so much? He wasn't even hit hard in the fight
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USADA's two biggest "name" busts have come through the fighters disclosing too much for their own good, not through sample analysis
>Machida disclosing that he uses DHEA
>BJ Penn disclosing that he used an IV
This just proves Frank Mir's lore; a fighter's greatest enemy... is himself.
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>>67808591
mixed feelings about this
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>>67808648
fried chicken withdrawal
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>>67808599
They may have whatever, the reality is that fighters know how to pass test.
>>67808657
Hope they learn that the testing is shit so they keep their mouth shout and keep doing their thing
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>>67808527
ayy lmao
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>>67808708
>Hope they learn that the testing is shit so they keep their mouth shout and keep doing their thing
Definitely true. Cro-Cop experienced that too didn't he?
>thinks he got caught
>puts out his statement first admitting he was a bad boy
>USADA test comes back negative anyway
>uh...
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>>67808648
His heart stopped working, the blood accumulated on his head and made it swole
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>>67808347
>>67808383
>>67808463
your president met one yesterday
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>>67808933
Do you eat dog?
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>>67806447
Almeida
Stephens
Tarec
Miranda
Masdival
Burkman
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>>67808933
Feels pretty bad knowing I'll never be a prim and proper Vietnamese girl in an Ao Dai on a traditional holiday, ready to make my family proud as I start my own small business.
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>>67808933
President of what?
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>>67808985
have you killed your share of baby dolphins today?
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>>67806447
>Thomas Almeida
>Renan Barao
>Tarec Saffiedine
>Vitor Miranda
>Jorge Masvidal
>Paul Felder
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>>67809052
of the united unisex bathrooms of america
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>>67808657
I think noted scholar Kevin Ferguson said it best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyn0RE2HQUA
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>>67808527
>Ate ass last night and woke up like this
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>>67808985
no. do you?

>>67809017
just say you want to be a girl bro

>>67809052
kingdom of social justice warriors
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>>67809095
I wans't bullying tho, is a legit question that's deeply connected to /heem/'s interest
Too bad the bangbro isn't here, he adds to the dog eating discussion quite a lot.
>>67809155
Not yet
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>>67809155
Don't take this the wrong way, but I hate your language. Did it for year 7 and 8 and it is some complicated, annoying shit.
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>>67809124
your country produces only tranny porn so you have no room to talk, rafinha
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>>67809128
A true intellectual
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>>67808933
she should have stabbed him with a punji stick
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>>67809170
Hey at least we still use the Latin script. Much easier to learn than say chinese or japanese
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>>67809169
>confusing vietnam with korea
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>>67807646
what kind of dog is this
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>>67809184
Yeah but in hueland they kill gay people.
It's actually the country with more gay killing in the world, more than african nations.
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>>67809257
They eat dog in parts of vietnam too.
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>>67809275
and still they are everywhere, seems like we arent killing enough
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>>67809275
We dont kill gay because they are gay.
We dont discriminante who we kill 2bh
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>>67809275
I think the funniest part about Brazil is that a video of a kid getting shot in the face became a meme
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>>67809311
>>67809312
Americans disagree with you
http://dot429.com/articles/1641-brazil-retains-highest-lgbt-murder-rate-in-the-world

http://www.advocate.com/world/2016/3/12/watch-ellen-page-confronts-brazils-biggest-homophobe-gaycation
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This seems like a matchup that's come up a lot in main events recently

>Werdum vs Miocic
>Garbrandt vs Almeida

Which is better, boxing and wrestling or muay thai and bjj
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>>67809329
haha that kid looked like a fucking donkey, had it coming
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>>67809275
You've been reading propaganda, there are like 300 gays killed per year (LGBT activists numbers), while the total amount of homicides is like 60,000+. What the data shows is that gays are way less likely to be killed than heteros
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>>67805879

>I want $100 million to box Floyd Mayweather Jr
>I want $10 million for a "do-over" fight wit Nate
>Literally got his ass kicked and tapped like a bitch in his last fight
>Literally hid in Iceland like a pussy b/c he was too afraid to face the press at the 200 presser

WHY does anyone take this jackass serious anymore?
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>>67809346
>In Brazil, 1,341 LGBT people were reported murdered from 2007 through 2012.
>In Peru, a reported 249 LGBT people were murdered from 2006 to 2010.
>>67809383
>>67809401
>I'm neighbor with savages like this
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>>67809372
To be fair that's the most common fighter archetype out of the US and Brazil respectively.
>>67809383
It is kind of funny in a way. Here's the video for those who haven't seen it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-nJQ5p5chs
Kid was trying to sell a stolen gun back to the owner afaik.
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>>67805735

he tapped early, like a fucking little bitch
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>>67809430
>1,341 in 5 years
We kill almost 70.000 per year
Educate yourself, faggot
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>>67809430
Brazil has over six times the population of Peru tho
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>>67809473
Shhh dont talk sense to the faggot
Reason doesnt work with communist scum, you know that.
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>>67809430
>implying you're any better
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>>67809444
>The city of Brazil
Sometimes i feel bad for liking brazilian fighters
>>67809470
>Trying to downplay your killing culture
>it's worse than ALL african nations
>It's the worse in southamerica per capita
>>67809473
Peru are brotier tho, wouldn't mind going to Lima on vacation t bh
>>67809511
I wans't comparing Peru to you, i was just stating facts about amazonian people.
>>67809546
We kill people too, but it's not even close per capita to you or ANY of the amazonian countries
Chile is the only one that can talk shit on us in this subject, maybe Uruguay too.
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>>67809546
>tfw can't talk shit about irrelevant countries that don't make the news
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POST HEEMS
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>>67809577
>Peru are brotier
hmmmm
I was informed by a solid source that Peruvians are Nazis
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>these wannabe mexishits thinking anyone gives a shit about their third world problems
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>>67809613
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>>67809577
>downplay
I'm really not
We do kill a lot of people
But you were implying we kill fags like yourself because they are fags but it's not true
You were very wrong there, proportion-wise
200 fags per year / 600.000 total
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>>67809668
Sorry 60.000
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>>67809640
He sure is
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>>67809584
Just accept you are savages, it's ok.
>>67809627
That's their thing
>>67809633
CHI
>>67809668
Well, that's not about the american LGBT community thinks
Anyway, i'm just memeing, don't get mad boludo.
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What did he mean by this?
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The only natty brazilian
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