How badly are we going to get embarrassed in this?
Mexico will win it all
>>67804518
I think you have to care to get embarrassed
>>67804518
Nah, you'll be pleasantly surprised. The US is a tournament team.
Costa Rica will top your group
Which team can bandwagon
I.e who's going to win
Peru will try their best this year too!
leave uruguay to me
personally I don't care I'm just excited to go to a USA home game; call me naive, but that's gonna be great for me, regardless of the outcome
going to all of the soldier field games
>>67804564
Don't count on that Manuel, Osorio will find a way to fail.
>starts a week before the Euros
good, the perfect appetizer
>>67804518
Doesn't matter, it's all B-teams anyway
Is this shit every year now?
WEAR THE EAGLE
JEREMY BEAGLE
>>67804518
not as much as we mate
not badly
>missi choke as usual for NT
>rat king is kill
>james did not play enough to be in form
>dunga is stupidass shit coach and his NT will not be smaller disaster than the 2014 one
>>67804518
>mfw we will rape ameriburgers again
>>67804739
Literally
Who?
>tfw I remember that Bolivia is and always will be a shit team
>>67804518
badly.
>>67806366
Mexico will win it.
Thank god trinidad & tobago aren't going, niggas just got raped 4-0 by Peru... Peru for fucks sake.
>>67811128
You'll see anal frolicker, he's the next Mexican goat.
Trust me, you're not the only one getting embarrased.
tfw>my NT will never, ever, be any good
>>67804518
What happened to your youth system? That ain't Klinsmann fault, there's something very wrong deep into the federation.
>>67812257
What happened?
It was looking so good years ago
>>67804577
this is actually legitimately true. we'll have one scrub play astronomically higher than his ability like beasley did in '14
>>67806375
> talking any kind of shit to anyone after 7-1
>>67812344
Everyone got old, and losing Arango hit us really hard. Even with our best team in decades, we couldnt even get into the 2014 WC
>>67812307
The MLS and college soccer.
>>67812163
Peru has won the Copa America twice, one being in Brazil 70s era and they've been third in the past two Copa Americas
I don't understand the point you're trying to make, chicano
>>67812257
>go to hospital
>power goes out
>die
>>67812463
>go to hospital
>there is no medication at all because >Venezuela
>die
ftfy
>>67812307
It's getting better though. Our best players were from the Generation adidas/USMNT camp. Now we have top youth facilities in mls like the Red Bulls academy (Miazga was there for a year before moving to Chelsea)
>>67812456
>Ameristats
BUILD A BETTER TEAM.
>>67804518
Well considering you only defeated Puerto Rico, which is one of you own states by 2, I would say, you are gonna get raped and with out lube, so enjoy.
>>67812567
we got raped the last time we were in copa america
i remember >we went up 1-0 against argentina and then got raped
> implying pulisic won't run fucking rampant
>>67812601
Yes, but getting rapped in the street is not the same has getting raped in your house.
genuine unironic question...have we ever been this stacked as far as european club players?
did Argentina bring Messi and Higuian?
did Uruguay bring Cavani and Suarez?
did Chile bring Alexis and Vidal?
did Mexico bring Chicharito and Corona?
did USA bring Donovan and Dempsey?
did Costa Rica bring Ruiz and Campbell?
did Brazil bring Neymar and Thiago Silva?
if so, the tournament is legit and everyone is trying.
>>67812956
Yes, mostly are their complete teams except for Neymar that it's on the Olympic team and Donovan it's retired.
>>67813049
fair enough. should be a solid tourney then
>>67813049
also I think the brazilians are being retarded with the olympics.
>>67813088
too bad no team will care about it much
>Chicharito
>Lozano
>Tecatito
>Guardado
>Molina
>Herrera
>Layun
>Moreno
>Reyes
>Aguilar
>Ochoa
How can we lose, this team Is goat.
>>67813531
Why Reyes, that guy is fragile as fuck
>>67813611
Who else did osorio call up that seems a better option?
>>67812307
College is trash. Drafting also is dumb.
>>67806010
>le experiment with squad every match by having players play outside of their preferred positions man
>>67812764
>Orozco
fucking WHY
>>67812956
>Donovan
He's retired mate
And no, Brazil decided not to bring Nerman
But wvwryone else will be there from what I've heard
>>67813531
You have to go back.
>>67813951
Not till next year, and you'll have to catch me first.
>The Undisputed GOAT Messi isnt coming to Philly
im pretty sad familia
I though Chile would carry the B teambut no, it's the first team.
We have a legit chance to win 2 copas in a row.
Plus the Argentinian match with all the players will be a blast, even though messi and di maria are almost guaranteed to score.
>>67813531
kek
do some americans do this on purpose or are they ALL mexicans? I always laugh so hard holy shit
>>67814114
It's probably a little bit of both m8.
>>67804577
they lost to jamaica
are messi / neymar / suarez / james / other stars playing in this?
>>67811856
Etcheverry wa GOAT though
>>67814380
Brazil will be playing a weaker squad due to the olympics in Rio but almost all the other countries are fielding their A-teams. Should be an interesting tourney.
>>67813531
>we
>that flag
get the fuck out of my team disgusting pocho/chicano
What are the chances the US actually gets out of groups here?
>>67804830
will you spurring your team on to fight and win?
>>67815130
m8 we're walking this bitch
>>67804518
Depends. Embarrassed as in outplayed yes? Scoreline wise it depends, probably ultra defensive with 3 dmids, hope for set pieces.
>>67814733
Hazme, mexibro why didn't osorio call up aldo rocha or burrito hermandez? Imagine a 4-2-3-1 with those two on recovery :O.
>>67812307
Luckily we have some promising talents already overseas, away from college soccer and MLS. U17 national teams and below we seem to do OK, then they stagnate or stop developing. Pulisic, Akale, Perez maybe.
Who /Mexico/ here?
>>67818698
i've only been with one mexican chick, some of the best sex i've ever had but she was a fucking nutter butter
>we
>>67818698
Aqui papu, you /chofis/ bro?
You start to fix Klinsmann's team by dropping Beckershit, Wondo, Orozco. Then you add a true leftback in Castillo, Villafana or at least Lichaj for cover. Beckershit will be a traffic cone and hack players since he's so slow and can close down space. Gonzalez has improved should have made the team Orozco barely played this season in Liga MX.
Guzan should not start, forget Aston Villa he was trash last summer in the Gold Cup. Howard is declining but feel safer with him. Klinsmann is punishing Howard for taking a year off in 2015. At Howard's age you need to start him or stop calling him aka force him into international retirement. Horvath is promising keeper but not ready to start and as 3rd goalkeeper he won't see minutes. Bill Hamid should be worked into #1 keeper role when healthy.
Perry Kitchen essentially rewarded for turning down more money in MLS to SPL with Hearts. Danny Williams is the better player and should be there anyways.
Klinsmann going with World Cup approach, conservative safe, wasting his best player Fabian Johnson at left back. Fucking hack manager.
>>67813149
It's the only title Brazil doesn't has in football.
>>67818773
Oh and Morris is being punished for choosing Seattle over Werder Bremen. Wondo, like Bornstein should've never gotten call ups again especially due to age.
>>67818765
si mi amigo.
>>67812433
fortunately we are talking shit to football nobodies, so there's permission.
>>67818773
The fuck it's doing Orozco on that list? He was playing awful in Tijuana all season. Castillo and Villafana were way better with their teams making it to playoffs.
>>67820081
7(seven)-1
>>67820081
my afro-brasilian friend, you ARE football nobodies
Chicano roll call
1
>>67820900
>>67820336
>>67820900
You won't even get out of the group stage. I predict you'll get 2 points at max. We'll at least die in the QF to Venezuela.
>>67822843
>2 points max
That's pretty hopeful
>>67818804
Morris is shit and Wondo is unironically a better suited super sub because of the international experience
>Everyone told you fags Klinsmann is just a glorified cheerleader
>He-he-he's why Germany is good again
You outlaws make me sick
Oh and Mexico and the US will probably have loads of refball to favor them early on
>>67804518
Like every single wolrd cup, there's gonna be this huge wave of americans getting hyped and saying they're gonna win it then, after they're out, spam about how shit it was and that they don't care about povertyball anyways.
>>67804664
peruANO
>>67815130
Unlike regular Copa America, this time only the very first two will classify. Which is unlikely, since USA get literally the second hardet draw possible.
A win against Costa Rica and a not-lose against Paraguay/Colombia can bring you hope, just like last WC
I have some questions:
Can we make CopaAmerica as comfy as /CopaLib/? Can we post Rochas? Can Chicanos stay go?
>>67830131
nope, normies ar going to flood it
Imagine all the chicanos in Champions League threads? just like that
>>67830274
>Imagine all the chicanos in Champions League threads? just like that
ugghhh, we should make our own thread, /CopaLib/ edition or something.
>>67812508
Didn't they start emphasing technical skill in the youth problem starting last year? As much as I hate being in another "Just wait another few years! You'll see!" situation it'll be interesting to see the results of that in the coming years. Glad to see that MLS teams(or at least the new expansion teams) seem to have started to take their academies seriously rather than treating them as just another box to be ticked, though it still infuriates me that they are Pay-to-Play.
>>67822952
Morris isn't going to be super god American Messi and please the MLS hype machine, but he's better suited to international play than Wondo. Wondo does not have the agility or athleticism to thrive as a poacher at the international level.
GG
>>67812257
did you eat your dog :(
Hope Messi finally manages to win something
>>67830498
>>67830274
>>67830131
Les recuerdo que siempre podemos postear en castellano.
>>67832084
eliminan circlejerk en espanol negro, te banean a veces
>>67832202
Eso es solo porque el mod es un chicano.
100
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>67832314
>>67832202
>>67814733
Porque es que no les cae bien Chicanos?
>>67833201
> traicionando la pachamama por el american waylife
GEA MATER VULT
>>67815166
just gonna enjoy having a tournament atmosphere
friendlies are depressing on so many levels
Mexico will wreck this tournament, just like Pumas is doi.. oh nevermind.
>>67804518
5-0 in every match, unless >we bring in baby teams like Barbados.
>>67830131
It will be literally /lat/
>>67833461
>Pumas
>10th place In Liga MX
Kek, If anything It shows how shit south american teams are.
>>67834282
The wage mexican teams have compared to
southamericans have shows how chokers mexicans are
> literally losing to players who got paid with alpacas
>>67831272
Morris isnt even international level bro. He had a few starts against some shit teams and was a super sub in the euro friendlies. He overperformed and did his best, not knocking on that. But he was awful for Shitattle at the start of the season and barely turned into an average player. He doesn't deserve the callup like Wondo who has at least put in more goals. Again Wondo is still shit but he's performed better as of lately to be a super sub
>>67834554
who do you support? Argentine clubs have really violent hooligan firms....I've read about assassinations of fans even in the lower league teams
>>67834554
>muh wages
Has leicester taught you nothing lad?
>>67834713
>Chicanos think their meme teams will pull a Leicester and win the Libertadores
Kek
>>67834713
not falling for this bait
>>67834713
A 132 years old team winning his first major tittle after 20 years of only four different rich clubs being champions? yeah I learn a lot
>>67834688
>Argentine clubs have really violent hooligan firms
those are just mafia groups who use hooliganism as cover
>>67834803
ah
read about it a few years ago in When Saturday Comes
Is rat king playing?
>>67834864
The mouse trap got him
>>67835168
>American "humour"
>>67835182
are we gonna get to beat mexico in columbus dos a cero? cause I feel like it's not really an american tournament if we don't beat mexico in columbus dos a cero.
US team has been getting better for a lot of time, I don't think you will get embarrassed
que asco que todos los comentarios de mexico han sido por banderitas estadounidenses, eugh
gracias a dios voy a estar en la playa con mis amigos cuando durante el torneo y no aca
So who will win Copa America MVP & why will It be Pulisic?
>>67835515
honestly all it needs in order to be a huge success in america is for us to win group a and argentina to win group d and play each other in the semis. even if we end up getting BTFO 10-0, the hype machine would be giddy at having Murrika get to play against The Messi.
>>67835546
>con mis amigos
Pa mi que te truena la reversa...
>>67835609
chicano
>>67835609
CHICANOTE EL HIJO DE PUTA
>>67830131
se te cagan de la risa en la cara
>>67812435
Mejor ponte a ver el béisbol, primo. Siempre será nuestro deporte.
>>67835617
>>67835625
>Jotorrones
A ver quien se trepa a quien?
>>67835981
chicano
>>67814154
For real? Didn't France beat Jamaica 10-0 two years ago
>tfw moving to Europe, which is causing me to be broke, where there is no cable tv supplying feed to ALL centenario, Euro, Olympic games
I-I will have to be searching for shit feeds like you dudes soon :(
>>67834688
actually the lower leagues are the most violent
>>67836591
the story was about Club Atlético Nueva Chicago's firm
they were in the lower league at the time
>>67813795
So >we have Pep Guardiola?
>>67833201
Why does nobody like weeaboos? Chicanos are the same but with Mexico
>>67836445
Euro and Olympics are freely available here
>>67836617
some days ago a player was killed by another player in a match, in the lowest league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WL-QByHkDE
>>67836789
that sucks
there are freak accidents in high school sports here a lot
