Made dank new OC for /mlb/
News:
Sonny Gray on the DL
Ketel Marte on the DL
Jason Heyward out 3-5 days
Christian Yelich's back hurts
Glen Perkins' shoulder hurts
Jung Ho Kang's hand hurts
Lucas Duda's back is falling apart
Luis Severino starting rehab
Links:
Type them yourself you degenerate fucks
goo mariners
>>67777859
C'mon Phils
>and then he said the Dodgers bullpen was elite
>>67777859
Caught a hotdog at the game and hit a hole in one this week
Feels good
>Cardinals starting pitcher already pulled
Kek
Why don't people dress up anymore when they go to games?
Holy Christ this Ump at the Cardinal/Diamondbacks game
http://www.brooksbaseball.net/pfxVB/zoneTrack.php?month=05&day=22&year=2016&game=gid_2016_05_22_arimlb_slnmlb_1%2F
I'M SICK OF THE BULLPEN
>>67778366
Same reason people don't dress up to fly on an airplane
I actually shower if I'm going out in public but that's bout it
>Gibbons ejected
>>67778656
I really appreciate how Gibby's giving it to the umps this year, not afraid to get tossed and protect his team
>>67778366
who the fuck wants to wear a black suit to a summer day game
>Miggy limping
>>67778813
I wear a jersey
Phillies up 5-0
The MOST dangerous lead
>>67779044
it never ends
>Walk Upton to load the bases
>Proceed to walk Maybin
>RISP
How long will JBJr keep up this streak, the madman!
>Miguel Cabrera left today's game with a left knee contusion and he is day-to-day.
>>67779741
He'll break DiMaggio's record. Cap it
Who will >we beat in the WS this year?
>>67779891
Red Sox
JACKIE BRADLEY JUNIOR IS THE MVP CONTENDER TBQH
>>67778176
Oh fuck, haven't seen that image in forever
>V-Mart opposite field
>>67779891
Yourselves, royals take the series in game 7.
>18-7 on the road
>cardinals pitching is shit
>offense has top tier stats but that's only because they shit on bad pitchers
Send help
REMINDER
REMINDER
THE DETROIT TIGERS ARE THE HOTTEST TEAM IN BASEBALL
>6 of the last 7
>>67781138
Reminder: they're still from Detroit and that city is a gigantic shit hole
>>67781151
5 of 9
Phils Win
>>67781218
this is not baseball related
please think before you post
>>67781265
Yes it is asswipe. Stop being white trash. Thanks.
Are the mariners actually legit this year? What's going on
>>67781265
banter is always /sp/ related, you fucking faggot
So are the jints going to run away with the NLW? I thought for sure the Doyers would dominate that division, but they've been playing like pure trash.
>>67781405
That's literally like saying the Giants are just the less stinky turd in a division full of turds. Enjoy your AIDS.
>>67781405
Doyers have never been worth a shit without a great pitching staff to carry their trash offense.
>>67781112
Baseball runs in cycles. This might be one of the Cardinals' down cycles. Don't worry. They'll be back.
And at least we're still better than the Deds.
Is Johnny Giavotella the best player in baseball right now?
Tiggoats
>>67781878
That's not Cameron Maybin
>>67781878
That's not Leonys Martin
>Ubaldo
Looks like it's going to be tied on top of the AL East after today
Please reply to this post with the pasta
Why are catchers so shit at hitting?
You basically have Yogi Berra, Johnny Bench, Mike Piazza, Thurman Munson, Yadier Molina, I-Rod, Brian McCann, and Buster Posey
I'm sure there are a few more I missed but whatever
Even legends like Fisk only batted .269 career
Is it the knees?
Is it spending more time working with pitchers than in BP?
>>67782208
>Douchey name
>Dumb hair
>Hipster
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manchild
>Swag faggot
>Doesn't hustle
>Always gets injured
>Entitled Brat
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Most annoying guy in the room at any time
>Adored by beta morons
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take advice from the great Goose Gossage
>Liberal
>Supports Hillary
>Hated by teammates
>Hasn't got a ring
>Hasn't got a clue
>Attention whore
>Ultra-sensitive
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about making baseball fun again. Nobody cares
>Thinks his walkup song is cool. It isn't
>Crybaby
>Runs into walls
>Bandwagons the most popular sports teams
>Embarrassed the NL in his first all star game
>Doesn't drink beer
>Calling him the best player in baseball represents a new level of cringe
>Probably posts on Reddit
>Pronounces "meme" as "maymay"
>Cried about Papelbon
>Cried about Matt Williams
>Cried about every playoff loss
>Punchable face
>Future Yankee
>Cares more about a clothing contract than his team
>Engraves emojis on baseball bats
>Most laughable "star" in MLB history
>fox broadcasters complain about the shadows in the cubs and giants game
>espn probably will do the same today
If your faggot networks didn't have shitty start times, there would be no issue
>>67782264
yes
>>67782264
Those are reasons, yeah. Another reason is similar to why pitchers can't hit but not as extreme. Catchers are a bit more of a specialized position than position player so there's not as much competition with as many good hitters
>>67781878
that's not Miguel Cabrera
>>67781878
That's not JBJ
>>67781878
David Ortiz and Jackie Bradley Jr. literally disagree with this.
>Baseball Tonight Verified account @BBTN
>Have a day, Papi!
>David Ortiz goes 4 for 4 with 2 doubles, a HR, and 3 RBI as Red Sox move to 27-17 this season.
>this was off Danny fucking Salazar
>this guy is LITERALLY retiring
>Angels complain about ball in the dirt being a strike
>ejected
>orioles complain
>nothing
hmmmm
>>67783213
>Angels complain about ball in the dirt being a strike
That sounds familiar...
>>67783177
>mfw you try too hard to greentext
How did the white sox win a game without sale?
>>67783177
Ortiz is retiring because steroids take a horrible toll on his health so he wants to quit while he is ahead
>Royals
>Indians
>>67783513
Someone apparently told Melky that it was okay to get a base hit when there are runners in scoring position. Sox were 1-23 with RISP during the KC series
>>67783782
Fuck I didn't think the offense was this unclutch
>>67783569
>Literally eternally fourth place
>Literally bankrupt
>Literally the toilet
>Literally humanitarian crisis
>Literally a fucking leaf
>>67783177
>won't have to face this bat again
A relief except the rest of the BoSox lineup is dangerous as fuck.
Who /lose streak after win streak but still in it/ here?
>>67784001
>roylels play 3 with twinks
>injuns 4 game set with whosox
G-go Twins
So fellow Sox fans is this where our season ends against the Indians?
You may only reply to this post if your team is one win away from being the first team to win 30 games.
>>67784109
>tfw Sale gets his first loss of the season
@67784150
Sorry, cubs bro, you're gonna have to wait a little bit longer for that. Snotrocket's pitching today.
>doyers
>asstros
>blow gays
>roylels
>cardlels
>>67784264
Says who?
>May 22nd
>The Asstros are still behind the Pathetics
Has any playoff favorite JUSTed this hard out of the gate in recent memory?
>>67784369
Says me.
Hendricks sucks
mike Trout just broke his ankle
Since April 13, Mariners are 24-11, tied with the Cubs for best record in MLB.
>>67784109
REALLY HOPE SO
t. Believeland.
post yfw da cubs win da worlds eries
lmao ump in the dads game just got nutshot
>>67784613
mfw da mest sweep da cusb in the nlcs again
>>67784677
mest aren't even reaching the NLCS this year
>>67784613
>>67784677
They're not even making the playoffs desu
>>67784613
>>67784731
There's that ottoman humor again
>>67784821
t. Whos fan
>>67784821
>responding with this to every cubs related post
is it autism or just obsession?
>>67784417
>all those analysts saying kikelel was an elite top ten pitcher after one fluke season
Wew lad
>>67784729
>>67784768
butthurt samefag
>>67784972
>>67784996
There is no need for anger
>>67785083
not even the first guy, umad
American League division leaders (Currently):
Baltimore: 26-15 (Currently losing 10-2, Boston already won and is sitting at 27-17)
Chicago: 26-18
Seattle: 26-17
Wild cards: Boston and Texas.
>>67785112
What do Cusb fans know about winning pennants?
>>67785090
>he thinks I'm mad
Why are all you Whos fans like this? You assume we're mad when we put out the bantz, yet you guys get all assmad over us having fun
>>67785138
Ones born in 1908 might remember something about it.
>>67782264
Part of it is the combination of fucked up legs and general beatings they take. Part of it is the same reason pitchers and Shortstops can't hit: the position is so defensively specialized that there are only a tiny few people who can both hit and play catcher effectively. Finally, part of it is that most organizations will move a great hitter out of the catching position early to keep him in the lineup more and avoid injuries. That happened with both Donaldson and Harper, who were drafted as catchers.
>>67785114
Man mid May is fucking weird
>Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose
>TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose
>Smartphones became a part of daily life; Cub fans got to find out of about their team losing from anywhere on Earth
>Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams
>George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays
>Haley’s Comet passed Earth… twice
>Harry Caray was born… and died
>The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league
>Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cub pitchers
>16 US presidents were elected
>There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution
>Prohibition was passed, and repealed
>The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures… the latter giving Cub fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top
>Wrigley Field was built and became the oldest park in the National League
>Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
>A combination of 40 summer & winter Olympics have been held
>Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; as have twelve horses
>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back into style
>The Boston Red Sox won 4 championships, traded Babe Ruth, were cursed for 86 years, broke the curse, and still had time to win two additional championships
>The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Cubs won
>WOMEN WERENT ALLOWED TO VOTE WHEN THE SHITCONGO CUBS WON
>The last time the Cubs won, former slaveholders had front row seats
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
>My grandchild will post this copypasta in 2080 and the cusbs will still suck
>>67782314
>Spend the first few innings sucking Lester off even as he gets BTFO
>Bitch about shadows
>Won't shut up about how great the cubs are even though they played embarrassingly poorly
Why are their broadcasters so fucking bad?
>>67785224
>you will never feed whales, ride horses, and play in the chuckee cheese ballpit with Cueto
>>67785224
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
Is Puerto Rico next?
>Baltipoor Oreos
>giving up 10 to the Angels
So this is what your team looks like when the umps aren't in their pocket
>>67785246
>national broadcasters felate good teams
>yfw Thor throws a complete game shutout against the Pie Rats in the WC game
>>67785285
>debt trodden, zika infested shithole
how about no
>Whos fans think their team is the more relevant Chicago team
>Can't even average 20,000 fans at home
>>67785324
if walgreens win the division we're gonna face rocktober in the playoff game desu
>>67785147
Calm down my friend, there is no need
>>67785318
>Get crushed by Matt "JUST FUCK MY ERA UP" Cain
>good team
>>67785354
At least our fans showed up to the ballpark today. Didn't see any at wrigley :^)
>>67783847
>>67785286
it's actually what they look like with Ubaldo and Dylan Bustdy on the mound
>>67785224
In 2015, the city of Chicago had more than twice as many murders than the whole United States had in the last year the Cubs won the World Series
>>67785362
Shouldn't you guys be crying about how finished your team is?
At least us Cubs fans are enjoying our success, while your fanbase thinks its unacceptable to be happy with a winning team, and thinks all positive-minded fans are bandwagonners.
>The Sox also must pay a fee [to the city of Chicago] on each ticket sold in excess of 1.93 million in paid attendance. Since 2008, the Sox have paid that fee only in 2010, when games drew 2.2 million fans.
Reminder that the White Sox suppress fan turnout to save money
>>67785431
>success
I'm sorry, how many pennants/championships have you won in the last 5 years? If you can't even win your league, you're not successful.
>>67785431
My friend, you need to sooth your anger
>>67785477
Say what?
Mariners bullpen in road games:
7-0, 9 saves, opponents batting .141
Who's waiting for July 25-28 to happen? Do you think /mlb/ will reach max shitposting?
>Chicago
>Chokeland
>>67785286
>THIS MAD GUY IS STILL HERE
MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
>>67785535
>tfw got tickets for game 1
The bantz at the ballpark are going to be astronomical
>>67785537
deep dish mah nigga
>>67785535
consensus is that the White Sox will be shit by then so probably not
>Doyers
>dads leading dodgers again
I'm feeling it
>Doyers
>About to get swept by the Dads after not allowing a run in SD the last time
>Doyers getting swept by the fucking dads
>>67785608
>lasagna in a bread bowl
>pizza
>>67785648
>you now remember DG shitposting about how they have the greatest rotation in the league
>>67785690
best pizza in the country
you cant prove me wrong
>>67785395
REKT
>>67785621
>>67785625
>>67785648
>>67785666
>>67785707
DELETE THIS
>>67785690
>order a pizza
>take off the cheese and flip it upside down
>it becomes lasagna
>>67785690
>lasagna
at least you got the comparison right, people who call it tomato soup have obviously never even seen one
>Loading the bases
Remember when this was a no-hitter?
>>67785714
You are delusional. It's casserole not pizza.
>DODGERS DEFENSE
I'M CRYING FOR MAEDA
>POOEEG
Bill Shaikin @BillShaikin 16h16 hours ago
#Dodgers record when Clayton Kershaw does not start: 13-22 (.371). The team without Kershaw would be on pace to lose 100 games.
>2 outs
>0-2 count
>Bases loaded
>Triple
HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN DOYERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Doyers
This is too good
Where's that bitch Daddy Greinke?
You may only reply to this post if your team is not being swept by the dads. Not so fast, Doyers.
Here is Coco Crisp's mansion he is selling
>>67785864
>Tommy John
>>67785866
>Doyers have given up 12 runs in the 5th innings of their past 5 games
who is the worst player on the dodgers?
>>67785900
Give ya $20 for it.
>>67785913
Magic Johnson for playing the entire fanbase with a $300 million payroll
Nobody sucks ass like the boys in blue
Can I get a screencap of Maeda on the bench please
>>67785913
Tsao
http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2016/05/22/724724783/1463896468957/asset_2500K.mp4
>>67785934
>>67785960
>we called up this chink instead of based urine
If a 19 year old was raping baseball it would make baseball fun and hip to teens again
When this guy is on the mound, no one can stop us.
DUDE PILATES LMAO
>>67785960
Why wouldn't he just throw a challenge fastball right down the middle? There's at least a chance the batter would hit it right to a fielder.
>>67786011
there's that anti-ottoman humor now
>>67786010
fake papi
>>67786010
Oh hey
>>67786010
>.371 record without him
>Doyers would be a 100-loss team without Kershaw
I'm going to dominate soon! I'm close. Doubt me if you want... We'll see. #gotigers
>>67786096
delete this
>>67786052
When Ryu and Dre come back, this team's gonna shut all you bitches up, just wait homie
>MLB commissioner talking to Boomer tomorrow
>Topic includes the possibility of two expansion teams
What cities will be added /MLB/?
>>67786050
Look at all those future James Andrews clients
>>67786096
Is he doing pilates?
>>67786187
Mexico City
Montreal
>>67786187
I bet Mehico and Cooba
>>67786187
Montreal and Mexico City, the commish has already name dropped both of them
>>67786204
>Mexicans and Frogs liking baseball
Wew
Montreal would be cool.
Mexico City would invite a lot of dangerous shit into the MLB world.
>Drug cartels killing umps because they blew a call
So if the MLB adds a team in Mexico, does that mean 95% of doyers fans become Mexico City fans?
>>67786245
luckily the NL would naturally get the Montreal team, so my team wouldn't have to travel to Mexico City every year
>>67786096
I bet Kate gets dominated on the reg if you know what I mean
>>67786141
Probably. I'm a Giants fan but I wish everybody would just shut the fuck up or just make a game thread and do it there. All this shitposting is going to ruin everything. Just let the Dodgers suck in peace. The Dodgers already put 3 runs on the board
>>67786312
u kno the nigga on the right thought about that smell b4 he closed his eyes that night
>he doesn't like Matty V as an announcer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXfIPB4RdKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAL5mBYFfF8
>>67786221
>>67786204
mexico city is pants on head retarted
A the elevation is twice as high as coors field and
B Mexipoors cant afford any tickets
>>67786312
GET OUT OF MY STADIUM REEEEEEEEE
>>67786359
BUT MUH HOME RUNS
>>67786346
I love him tbqh. My favorite announcer outside of GKR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOWkXAzwCPk
>>67786312
Delete this
Rockies bros, we got you guys for the main part of the weak.
Fill me in on what you guys are this year, I haven't followed much outside of the division.
>>67786187
probably Montreal and Mexico or PR.
>tfw no major league team in my shit sht
>>67786436
STORENADO
>>67786481
Is that like a sharknado?
>>67777859
I appreciate the amount of work you put into this
Why do the Reds suck so much cock?
>>67786588
because we're rebuilding, i.e. trading away everyone good for shitty aa pitchers
Does it piss anyone else off how ESPN and fox put tickers over their broadcasts?
i don't want bullshit in the way of the game. ads are terrible, and if i want to see scores, i can look them up online like 20x easier without waiting for the thing to scroll
>>67786624
That strikezone is horrendous, ESPN is sports cancer and they couldn't give two shits about baseball
>>67786624
>using a universal strike zone box even though the zone is different for every batter
Why do people enjoy this shit?
will the rays win the world owl this year
>>67786588
>>67786602
Thanks for the 3 wins
-Mariners
>>67786651
>he doesn't like the strikezone
fuck off dipshit
literally kill yourself
kill
your
self
>>67786674
Maybe
I'm still hoping for the Rays vs. Padres ratings-buster worlds eries I've always dreamed of
Apologize.
>>67786677
>padres setting up another walk off
kek
>>67786687
>>67786651
>>67786662
Probably helps casual fans to feel like they're understanding more.
>>67786708
For what? Supporting a nigger organization? Nope.
>>67786736
but that's the O's
>>67786751
What MLB team has the most black players anyways
>mfw the yankees win the world eries
>>67786736
>nigger organization
Boston?
>>67786751
Uncalled for
>>67786751
>>67786762
The goddamn delusion is strong with these ones.
>>67786736
we're good again and you faggots made fun of us. so apologize.
>>67786751
this
>>67786817
This.
It's the Blue Jays
>>67786838
>we're
If your skin is the color of shit, I guess you can include yourself.
Can the Dodgers still dig deep enough to lose this game?
>Dodgers took the lead
APOLOGIZE.
>>67786865
rude. apologize.
>>67785844
Honestly give me a reason why Kershaw isn't the leading MVP contender of the National League. Memes aside there isn't a more valuable player to a team than what Kershaw is to the Dodgers.
This dude puts the team of his back for 7 months only for his team to repay him with 2 runs of support and shitty defence in the post season.
>yankees are a nigger oragnization
C: White
1B: White
2B: Spic
SS: Black
3B: White
LF: White
CF: Native
RF: Spic
Compare that to Boston or Baltimore
>>67786912
Chris Sale is doing the same thing more or less
>>67786926
thats not the point of that
>>67786912
>This dude puts the team of his back for 7 months only for his team to repay him with 2 runs of support and shitty defence
Sounds like sale and especially Q
>>67786912
So Felix Hernandez since 2005. Except the shitty run support/defense takes place for the entire season.
>>67786926
Half of those 'white people' are more brown than my spic dad
>>67786957
APOLOGIZE
>>67786912
>>67786952
Then what is
>>67786964
Brian McCann, Mark Teixeira, Brett Gardner, and Chase Headleyare actually white you mong.
>>67786975
Take some time to remember those players who were once elite, good, or pretty decent in the past but have drifted into a state of mediocrity.
>Albert Pujols
>Ryan Howard
>Jimmy Rollins
>Jonathan Papelbon
>Carlos Gomez
>Jake Peavey
>Alex Rodriguez
>Jacoby Ellsbury
>Hanley Ramirez (just wait)
>A lot of the Royals
>Jonathan Lucroy
>Freddy Freeman (sorry, it's true braves fans)
>Chris Archer (is it too soon?)
>The Tigers infield (except for castellanos apparently)
>Joe Mauer (ever apparent downward slope reaches an all time low this year)
>Matt Holliday
>Dallas Keuchel (one hit wonder)
>Adam Lind (was he ever THAT good..)
>Ichiro (this one hurts)
>John Lackey
>Zack Greinke
>Shelby Miller (You gotta hope this one just aint true)
>David Price (All these pitchers may be unfair this early, but you still gotta feel bad...)
>Carlos Beltran
>R.A. Dickey
>Juan Uribe (Idk it seems like he is good one year and shit the next)
>Yadier Molina
>Shin-Soo Choo
>And many more I don't really have time to think of right now.
They deserve our thoughts and prayers
>>67786970
>>67786990
>>67787004
AFUCKINGPOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW
>>67786964
Your dad sounds like a real wet behind the back faggot.
>>67786998
How many apply to the "these once greats got paid and have since stopped trying" demographic.
>pujols
>howard
>ellsbury
>mauer
list oges on
>>67787010
Sale>Kershit
>Leadoff walk to the Padres
So it begins
>>67786998
A lot of these are due to age
>>67786988
Tex and Gardner look like legit Mexicans. I don't know why this makes you angry. >
>>67787039
thoughts and prayers please
>>67785224
There were literally living former samurai on Earth the last time the Cusb won the Words Eries.
>>67786998
>why can't these 35 y/o + perform like they did when they were 25?????
Lol Mort Camp
>>67787061
Thoughts and prayers for their decline please
