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we're discussing sports i swear
>>67770014
subhumans pieces of shit
4th for /a/
shit thread
sage
Perfect backup for Dele Alli edition
>>67770014
she is balding now mate
shit thread
new thread when
>>67770104
Gona have to sort his shit out
>>67770091
>Real Betis is popular enough to get drawings of cute cartoon girls wearing their kit
>>67770179
tbf they were a europa team like a decade ago
>>67770165
>tfw Dier and Alli bully the shit out of him
>tfw Pochettino doesn't let him eat ice cream anymore
>>67770091
>>67770179
>>67770104
would actually like to see him at Tottenham desu
think he good fit in well
Benzema to Utd lads
Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>67770237
Would better have Kovacic
![1212283_m3w940h564q75s1v40523_Unbenannt-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dlQXAzL.jpg "1212283_m3w940h564q75s1v40523_Unbenannt-1[1].jpg")
Van der Bellen to Hofburg to be confirmed in 30 minutes
>>67770249
When you think about having these photos online for everyone to see it's really fucking weird
>>67770249
don't you mean sunderland
Is Zlatan to Man Utd confirmed yet?
>>67770223
Its crazy that the world cup winning player would have to sort himself out to make the Tottenham squad
>>67770269
Was he one of the lads fucking that under age hooker?
Damn, I had some nice OC prepared for this thread... Guess it'll have to wait for the next one
>>67770269
It's supposed to humanize them or whatever, but it comes across as kind of strange.
>>67770287
Gonna be official on Tuesday apparently
>>67770313
Post it lad
>>67770249
>hugging the prostitute you hire
>>67770179
It' a cute, royal club. What's not to like?
>>67770304
yes, but she was underage for a prostitute not underage to have sex
>>67770237
It could work out, but it could also be an Adebayor situation where he plays well but only when he feels like it.
>>67770262
Kovacic costed around 20 million and had a decent first season. Spuds would have to use most of their funds for the summer.
>>67770179
>being this casual
They were one of the first teams in europe to do big money for meme players
And seville is a big city
>>67770343
He played less than Lucas Vasquez.
Some sources were talking about a loan deal.
>>67770317
It was meant to be the OP
>>67770375
>He played less than Lucas Vasquez.
So? Vasquez is highly rated in their system, he's ahead of James and Isco if one of BBC is injured (which they usually are)
>>67770389
why wenger?
>>67770389
i waited forever but no one made a new thread
>>67770343
Levy's rule is basically to break even or make a profit every year, right? They already sold Townsend for 15 million, Mason should get them at least 6 million....not that Kovacic would ever happen anyway, of course.
>>67770396
I don't know... Why not?
>>67770398
I know la, just finished it now
>>67770293
What a time to be alive.
>>67770389
I like it m8 nicely done
maybe /arse/ will appreciate it more
>>67770389
>not having the towelhead in charge of city instead of wenger
what should I make for dinner lads? pork chops or chicken breast?
>>67770463
They're autistic af though
>>67770473
He isn't known for meme transfers like Wenger
10 minutes until we get a new president
>>67770476
Chicken > pork in almost every way.
French beans+brown rice+chicken breast= best standard meal you can make without really having to think about it.
Who is going to win this /trans/ season lads?
did the Liveprool players give up on purpose to preserve their jobs?
doubt anyone good will come in without CL to replace them
>>67770488
Austria's new president?
>>67770498
Bayern
>>67770494
>Chicken > pork in almost every way.
'no'
>>67770520
Yes
>>67770498
liverpool like always
>>67770486
>not known for meme transfers
>sterling, de bruyne, navas, Rodwell, javi Garcia, balotelli, milner, Robinho
I'd say there are a few memers in there
>>67770494
>brown rice
>>67770293
Another one - indeed the most underrated one - got relegated.
>>67770553
Thought you meant Poop by 'towelhead'
>>67770586
No I was speaking literally there
>>67770586
>Chygrynskiy, that eto'o + cash for ibra, affelay, maybe hleb I don't know if he was there for that
Any Italians here? Is koulibaly any good? Been linked with Chelsea
>>67770530
>Be Austrian
>Get shot
>>67770565
kevin grosskreutz was relegated?????
>>67770558
Enjoy your nogainz
>>67770640
Napoli fan here
Dojojsjfskdissiuj mk.2
>>67770586
Just put brenny la
>>67770553
How is De Bruyne a meme? He looks world class.
>>67770389
>wenger
Fell at first hurdle
>>67770498
Spurs
>>67770688
Made this last /trans/-season
Hart: Walker, Cahill, Stones, Rose: Dier, Wilshere, Sterling, Alli; Kane, Vardy
>>67770690
>looks
He is legit World Class. Easily the best player on City's squad instead of Aguero who shit's on the mighty Norwich and Newcastle.
any update on the cute gf to chad fc situation?
>>67770713
You forgot to shoe horn Rooney in. I guess Roy will drop alli or dier, that's why Rooney as a cm is getting pushed so hard
>>67770712
>Tfw Brenny convinces Slippy G to Celtic so he can finally claim to be a league champion
>>67770749
that's the lineup for the game today
>>67770752
He didn't already win with LA?
Got a gf lads, so happy about this
>>67770712
That's my meme. Good shoop
>>67770752
>ranger's win on the last day
>>67770680
>mfw i wrote this as a joke but looked it up and saw that its true
>>67770741
He's taking lots on trial at the moment
>>67770768
Did he? I don't follow the MLS, thought RBNY won it last time.
>>67770773
post pic
>>67770773
Did you pick her up on a Bosman?
>>67770754
I forgot there's another game. Think we have Holland
>>67770781
Barton's supposed to be going to Rangers too. Whoever wins will have their meme moment.
>>67770796
I have no idea, I just assume that LA wins every season. Aren't they like our Bayern?
>>67770857
they were like that...until Gerrard arrived
>>67770713
I guess it's up to us to take out Rooney for the good of england
>>67770713
>wilshit
>>67770796
Red Bulls finished top of the ladder but Portland won the real title
>>67770293
I think I'd honestly take Lamela over him at the moment.
https://twitter.com/marceldesailly/status/734340607888523264?lang=fr wtf henry sounds like a bender
so now that /trans/ is back, its that time where we decide what gimmicks we're all going to have
here are the available gimmicks
1. obnoxious aussie leceister fan
2. someone discernable by their #rare flag
3. Autistic anime watcher who supports BPL team
4. fitizen 2.0
5. resident diehard ABL/ABU (preferably non-UK)
6. token 'female' poster
let me know if ive missed any
>>67770924
>All these ex players going to the Welsh FA
There's some shady shit going on at the Welsh FA.
>>67770961
raymond verheijen tweet about how everyone but him is shit imminent
>>67770933
dibs on being a gril :)
>>67770924
Desailly is officially crazy
>>67770933
7. American talking about spanish rumours because he watched a La Liga match that wasn't el clásico and now considers himself an expert
8. 5 people competing about who gets to make the next thread, and creates elaborate OP's for the purpose (this was the case last /trans/)
>>67770987
he's just a top bloke tbf.
>>67770921
Lamela's end of season was absolutely terrible.
>>67771000
I got dibs on #7, I'm half latino so it's all good
>>67770921
Lamela & Kane are the first two on the team sheet for me. Only two that gave a shite on the final day too
>67771013
>I got dibs on #7, I'm half latino so it's all good
Which half?
>>67771047
Dad is black cuban, mom is swedish. I'm basically a living /pol/ meme
#NYisRed
>>67771027
Kane -> Toby -> Alli -> Dembélé -> Rose -> Lloris -> Lamela -> Dier
>>67771075
top kek
>>67770933
I've got some cute 2D girls to share.
>>67771000
9. Someone who walks towards the camera
>>67771075
Is your mom hawt?
relief to my swollen balls when
>>67770712
kek'd, forgot about that pic
Spurs should try to sign Ben Arfa and Lassana Diarra. They both completely fit their needs and are on free.
>>67770933
>2. someone discernable by their #rare flag
Thinking of taking this gimmick up. Is my flag rare enough?
>>67771291
Hogwarts is pretty rare
>>67771270
simply epic
>>67771075
oh my mom is swede too. nice brör
>>67770933
>>67771211
10. calling a meme a gimmick
>>67771270
ben arfa thinks he's better than spurs
other teams are probably looking at diarra
>>67770933
Funposting Bayern Austrian
>>67771312
>the /pol/ browser who calls any team that sells players 'cucks'
>the depressed, lonely man who wandered into /sp/ and is now talking about suicide
>>67771317
>ben arfa thinks he's better than spurs
Well, he's considering signing for Lyon so why not.
Also I never said it would work, I just said it's worth trying. PSG apparently changed their minds about Diarra so signing him isn't entirely unrealistic
>>67770262
>>67770343
>>67770237
>he good fit in well
>would better have
>costed around 20 mill
What the fuck is this grammar?
>>67771317
he is better than spurs. Benchwarming and playing 20 games for barca is far superior than playing 2 full seasons for spurs. Diarra is also too good for the small club that spurs is
>>67771312
There is a fundamental difference between a gimmick and a meme. A gimmick is a particular way of posting that is only done by one person or one group of people. A meme is something that is used by multiple people by their own will. It's something that the whole community can share and enjoy.
t. meme pro
>>67771371
>Diarra
>good
keke
>>67771365
Dunno mate, don't like to see this bile pollute my /sp/. We have standards.
FUggggg how long till 67777777
Fucknig didgits i gotta sleep but i wanna see those didgits
>>67770933
>>67770983
>>67771000
>everyone forgetting the need for a skrtelpower
fucking newfags
>>67771391
well meme'd m8
>>67771397
He has been the best midfielder in ligue 1 this season. not even a marseille fan
>Pep: "What people said to me, before I decided to join Manchester City was completely different to what they said after it was announced."
What did he mean by this
>>67771397
>Diarra
>not good
>>67771365
My post isn't as bad as the other two, come on la'.
>>67771422
will be at least another 2 hours m8
>>67770498
me hopefully, ive already barebacked about 12.
>>67771444
this will tide me over thanks you based brazil bro fur yur blessed trips
>>67771455
Fug
>>67771371
>serious question
>serious answer
>le ebin small club meme reply xD
>>67771423
fuck off skrtel
>>67771423
The less tripfags the better
>>67771532
this
http://www.empireofthekop.com/2016/05/22/mario-gotzes-eye-opening-potential-liverpool-wage-named-german-to-become-3rd-highest-ever-paid-player/
>The report suggests Gotze will earn £150k-per-week before bonuses, eclipsing the current highest paid player at the club – which according to this report – is Christian Benteke on £140k-per-week.
There is just so much that's funny about this one beautiful sentence.
>>67771444
Before:
>Don't join City, Pep, it's a shit, plastic club
After:
>Good for you, Pep! I hear it's one of the most successful clubs in England.
>>67770249
Nice to see him and Valbuena have made up
>>67771550
my favourite bit is the one where he doesn't join
I'm from the future, here's what happened in the 2016-17 season in a nutshell:
Messi moves to City
Ronaldo moves to United
Zlatan moves to Leicester
Liverpool have a great start to the season and end up top of the table at Christmas by quite a margin. They sign Gerrard back from LA Galaxy mid-season so that he can finally win the PL he deserves, only to lose the title to Leicester in the last week.
>>67771478
>getting mad this easily
>>67771594
Any update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?
>>67771580
For those wages, is there really any option for him other than PSG?
>>67770933
lrl covers 3 of the 6 categories
>>67771594
>Liverpool have a great start to the season and end up top of the table at Christmas by quite a margin.
You were believeable until that m8
>>67771611
Just need to pop and get some ink for the fax machine and it's a done deal la.
>>67771550
>Christian Benteke on £140k-per-week.
>>67770249
MODS
>>67771550
>Christian Benteke on £140k-per-week
>>67770933
/trans/ is consistently the worst thread on the board when its in season
>>67771746
objectively wrong there m8
>tfw have to hope for Zeman's meme magic on Wednesday
>>67771391
Excuse me but as the owner of 2 meme sites and the moderator of countless others this is only partially correct. It's not my job to educate you but suffice to say I've singlehandedly been responsible for the creation of many memes, meta memes, and transient memes
>>67771774
>>67771550
>The report suggests Gotze will earn £150k-per-week before bonuses,
Holy shit, that's Theo Walcott money.
>>67771550
>Christian Benteke on £140k-per-week.
>>67770933
2 here la
i'm literally the only chinese flag on a chinese cartoon board
>>67771898
>i'm literally the only chinese flag on a chinese cartoon board
holy shit you're a sentient flag?
>>67771880
The best part is that Milner is on the same wages and Sturridge is actually getting paid more.
>>67771934
are you not?
>>67771934
deep down we are all sentient chinese flags
>>67770318
kek
![embolo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P8Y8TlG.jpg "embolo[1].jpg")
Embolo deserves to go to a better league that Ligue 1. He'll waste his talent in that joke league
>>67772103
>embolo ligue 1
What did i miss?
>>67772103
Shit's going to get Breel some day.
>>67771937
Benteke: 140k
Milner: 140k
Sturridge: 150k
Gotze: 150k (plus bonuses)
What is wrong with Liverpool?
http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2016/arsenal-in-talks-to-sign-medhi-benatia/
>>67770249
No, fuck that scum
>Dinner tonight?
>>67772168
Blick and 20minuten aren't saying anything. And Blick would know something about it, if anything were happening .
>>67770933
#5 ABLi is mine. I hate those communist, anti-Maggie, entitled, whining, thieving, murdering cnuts.
>>67770933
2 and >>67771207
>>67773282
you realise united fans are anti-thatcher as well right
>>67773397
Most of their fans are from the south, so no.
>>67773397
Consistency is the hobgobblin of small minds.
>>67773397
But most United fans aren't from the North
Drogba as Chelsea manager when?
>>67773570
A famous quote by Ralph Waldo Emerson, an American author.
How long until the Euros start?
>>67770104
Is he really good enough for Spurs?
unpopular opinion: Jack Cork should've been in the squad over Henderson/Wilshere/Delph
>>67773745
To be great is to be misunderstood.
You are starting pretty well.
>>67770494
You do realise brown and white rice have the same calorie content, right
>>67773860
>Shit player should be in the team because of my irrelevant team pays him.
Epic
Sandra Goldschmidt @SanBorussia 2m
According to @RNBVB Ilkay Gündogan will probably announce his transfer to Manchester City soon despite the long injury break.
>>67773860
>unpopular tripfag: has a shite opinion
>>67773978
Why do they even want this waste of wages? He's Wiltshire tier fit.
>>67773693
gonna be great when they get refballed
you just know what he's gonna say afterwards
>>67774042
when was the last time he was even good
>>67774042
pretty sure he's expected to be out til October to begin with as well
>>67773936
Yes and?
>>67772168
>>67772503
I heard that Man Utd had put in a bid. Same source told me Zlatan to Man Utd. And he told me Mou to Man Utd about 5 months ago
>>67774060
White is the tastier alternative, that's all
>>67773978
>signing a permacrock
Well alright then.
>numerous anonomys sources (kek) tell Sportbladet that Zlatan will sign for United as player/assistent coach with Mou/Giggs.
16/17 epl will be GOAT
>>67774090
>France
>white
>>67773970
>irrelevant team
ok.
friendly reminder Swansea are the best team in the country.
friendly reminder Swansea are in the premier league
friendly reminder Swansea won the league cup
>>67773794
don't know la
>>67774105
thiago had injury issues at barca as well didn't he? or was that only since going to bayern?
>>67774004
stop shitposting Muhammed
or should I say Muham-mad
>>67774055
Dortmund-Hoffenheim. He turned that match, and got them the win. But he has just been spending longer and longer periods injured.
>>67774067
Seems like he has quite a few clubs to choose from then. Schweiz am Sonntag have said they've got sources ranging from 'He'll make his decision this week' to 'He's already signed at a new club, and it will announced after Wednesday.' Either way, he wants everything to be over before the Euros.
>>67774186
Some injury problems, but they definitely got worse at Bayern, especially after that whole shit doctor fiasco.
>>67774270
will half the swiss team have new clubs before the euros?
>>67774160
>winning the league cup
congratulations, swansea are as good as QPR
>>67774430
and going the same direction
>>67774455
Where is he ending up next, anyway? I've heard he's buddies with the Qataris, wonder if he could hack it at PSG.
>>67774430
>>67774455
plastics
>>67774455
>777
>44
>55
Im fucking good lads, hope the aussie longing for >>67777777 got to see this
>Arsenal sign Xhaka
>now BMG wont sell us Dahoud
>have to play Milner at cm
JUST
>>67774375
>Embolo
>Xhaka
>Zakaria
>Hitz
>Widmer
>Tarashaj already has a new club
>Rodriguez
Probably.
>>67774765
literally dawhoud?
>>67774765
Well, you are paying Milner more than 120k a week, can't exactly put him on the bench.
>>67774765
>now BMG wont sell us Dahoud
>have to play Milner at cm
>implying he'd have gone anyway
If he were leaving BMG, he'd probably go to Dortmund as Gündogan's replacement
>>67774947
>not starting Lamela
>>67775164
He can start the champions league group games
Why did I dream that Vidal was being sold to BMG? I have no idea what's going on in my head during dreams.
>>67775199
Feel like he's earned a starting spot though, it would suck to see him dropped just so Poch could use two strikers for the first time in his career
>>67775273
I dreamed that Robben forced a transfer to Dortmund. Maybe deep down, everyone just wants to see Bayern lose their players.
http://rmcsport.bfmtv.com/football/arsenal-fonce-sur-pour-benatia-976265.html
Arsenal to make bid for Benatia this week. Chelsea and United also interested.
>>67775273
I once dreamt that I was attending a match at the Parc des Princes and that PSG bought Alli, Kane, Lamela, Eriksen and Vertonghen
>>67775355
>everyone just wants to see Bayern lose their players.
Nah, pham.
>>67775647
Odd.
>>67775647
Horrifying
>>67775679
it's not that odd since he's a Spurs fan
>>67775647
I once dreamt that I was playing in a match at Brunton Park but the corridors under the stand were a labyrinth and I got lost and missed the whole game.
Ruhrnachrichten are also saying Dortmund might have a squad clearout.
Likely candidates to leave:
>Leitner
>Park
>Subotic
>Ramos
Possibly looking to leave
>Sahin
>Ginter
>>67775914
>ginter
no fucking way is he leaving
>>67775914
shouldn't Sahin be kept for depth if Gundowan is leaving?
>>67775978
Apparently he's unhappy with his playing time in the second half of the season. That being said, if Sahin and Subotic leave, I could see him staying, since his chances at CB and DM would improve.
>>67776050
Different positions. Sahin plays the same role as Weigl, who's unbreakable.
>>67776153
I was under the impression Gundogan was part of the options for that deeper role
>>67775914
Dortmund should sign 11 of these young, fine and underrated specimen.
>file deleted
Also fuck summer, these flies are probably slowly eating me to death in my sleep
>>67776393
I better not get a ban for that
>>67776273
Nah, Weigl tends to play in front of the defence, and occasionally drop into it, if one of the back 3 they use while in possession decides to go on a runs forwards. Then two of Gündogan, Kagawa, Castro and occasionally Leitner are in front of him, flanked by Schmelzer and Mkhitaryan.
>>67770104
Imagine the shitstorm if Gotze cucks Klopp again and turns down "Biggest Club in the World La" for fucking Tottenham
It's not even June and I am already praying to the Moloch for mercy from this hellish sun.
>>67774519
WALK
TOWARDS
THE
CAMERA
>>67776393
>not having a flyscreen
>>67776328
They've reached peak meme, and are looking at Rüdiger.
>>67776493
wanna trade weathers? balls deep in grey skies and fucking flies everywhere rn
>>67776743
Blue skies, mild temperature and no flies here.
>>67776520
stfu
>>67775679
>>67775745
Pretty logical, Spurs are the team I watch the most, and the Parc is the only stadium I go to.
My brain mixed up the two.
>>67776830
>190 stone masterrace
>England
Cba to read the thread lads someone give me a quick recap please
>>67776883
ironic post coming from the ameriblob
>>67776938
Kane scored, Rose was MOTM
>>67777047
>>67777047
The 7s lads, they're nearly here
