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done deals:
>mourinho to united
>xhaka to arsenal
>javi martinez to liverpool
made up shit:
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/gossip
>>67766222
TRIPS CONFIRM
OUR YEAR LA
Why is Wenger spending that much on a literally who?
>fax machine fucks up
>moutinho ends up as man u manager
>>67766249
He's the future Swiss captain desu.
Fucking sick of our media, lads.
Mail on Sunday gave Rooney man of the match, an 8.5/10 rating and said he "revelled in his new midfield role. United's most influential player"
Yet he was fucking shit, could have been sent off, lazy passing, gave the ball away a hundred times.
Is it all damage control? They've hyped him for years but has never done anything of note in the national team so they're still clinging on to hope that suddenly he'll be Messi for England and justify their hype of him for years
>>67766302
>yfw Dier gets dropped for Rooney
>>67766249
Granit Xhaka is a "literally who" only for literally whos.
who will be the one's desperate enough to spunk €60m on morata?
Think we should either get some Americans to organise ur pre-match and half time entertainment or just not bother at all.
Yesterday's pre-match shit was embarrassing
>>67766354
>le 8 goals a season man
>>67766364
didn't watch the game yesterday, but i thought the pre-match celebrations at the fa cup just involved someone singing 'abide with me'
>>67766377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P44Ace1KX5M
>>67766377
>just involved someone singing 'abide with me'
They somehow fucked that one up.
>>67766392
i just threw up a little
>>67766267
is that supposed to be impressive?
he looks like a complete retard and seems like he plays like one too
>>67766302
yeah but if it weren't for rooney united wouldn't have scored the equaliser
going to be gerrard tier at the euros though, i hope hodgson has learnt his lesson
>>67766377
they first had a rapper, who was late
then muh nhs choir singing abide with me awfully
then some bird who got 7 in the charts last year signing the national anthem, only she forgot to sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z1t92mVpKc
kek
>>67766427
turned out better desu. crowd > singers every time
>>67766402
Youre not very good at memeing, pal. Back to bed.
>>67766427
>22 footballers know when to start singing
>the woman who's been hired for that very purpose doesn't
![199503[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/kJFIzLL.png "199503[1].png")
>>67766444
im not memeing
look at this cunt
>>67766452
>22 footballers
more like 90,000 people at wembley. it's like she's never heard the anthem before
who /hungover/ here? Thank you based Lingard. Unsure how I feel about LVG sacking
>>67766302
You been watching Rooney? He has been placing pin point passes across the field on a consistent basis; not many others in the world could keep putting the passes across that he does. He also has been hustling back on D and several times has saved their asses. On top of that he can still pull off shit like he did today where he basically said "fuck this shit team I'm putting us back in this" and then dribbled the ball past 4 people to set up the goal.
Rooney is the real deal
>>67766466
i think she just missed the start and was worried about coming in out of time
Think we all have to accept that Rooney WILL start no matter what. In that case, he needs to be on the right or left side of the diamond. If Alli doesn't start behind the strikers it will be a fucking crime, even just for his telepathy with Kane
thank god its finally over
>>67766479
>"that hair transplant thing... does it really work pal?"
>"not if you have shit Scouse genes, haha"
>>67766489
shut up
>>67766461
i don't see it
>>67766489
i agree if he doesn't start the whole pre game half time post game all everyone will be talking about is omg why didnt we start our wayne
play him in midfield clearly with vardz and kane up front
who /busy summer ahead/ here?
Would like to see some Alli - Vardy link up against Turkey tonight. If Woyes will pop Rooney in the hole instead we at least need to know what we're missing out on.
Anybody want Walcott?
>>67766574
I'd have him in my team when he's fit desu.
>>67766354
I actually thought he meant Serie A with that, as in "I am staying here".
>da ox to the fox
how the premier league champions have fallen
>>67766574
It annoys me that arsenal fans have turned on Walcott yet are giving Chamberlain a free pass
>>67766461
He looks like diet Ronaldo
>>67766591
lel I figured it was just for Alvaro
So Zlatan to United? I'd rather just keep Rashford as number 1 and get a back up that isn't like 38.
>>67766593
Literally going backwards if that were to happen.
>>67766601
>Spelling out your own name
Bit sad.
>>67766597
/arse/ hates oxshit la
>>67766392
Football shouldn't need this sort of things. I understand they want to build hype but I don't like it.
>>67766613
He's acknowledged as shit but Walcott gets far more hate despite doing nothing wrong
>>67766518
instant classic
>>67766617
At least we didn't spend half time interviewing Russell Crowe
>>67766603
Shirt seller. Just like Schweini, Falcao, Di Meme
Thankfully we now have a manager who won't put up with this shit. If he's not good enough mou won't play him.
>>67766621
>Depsite doing nothing wrong
He's done nothing in a decade except one half season back almost five years ago.
>>67766480
>He also has been hustling back on D
>>67766630
>we did
Christ. Good thing I didn't even bother watching until the game started. I had enough of it since we had Psy perform at one final.
>>67766621
>Walcott gets far more hate despite doing nothing wrong
Walcott is still perceived as a developing player even though he is closer to 30 than 20.
This is where the problem lies.
>>67766632
do you not remember every Chelsea fan raging over Ivanovic starting every game earlier this season?
>>67766621
I think it's more that Walcott showed some promise then never lived up to it.
>>67766623
it's almost too good 2bh
>>67766652
I am still mad at Mourinho for playing Torres/Ba/Eto'o in his first season.
did /trans/ see this quote yet
>Lukaku: "In my mind I ve already taken a decision about my future. We will see." Re-joining #CFC? "We'll see."
>>67766651
The problem lies in the fact that he never gets played and when he does he is stuck out wide
>>67766666
>>67766675
>he never gets played
because he's fucking dead all the time
>>67766666
woah the last five digits of his post number are all the same? wtf
>>67766666
Who else wants him beside Chelsea?
>>67766697
Who wouldn't want the best young striker in the world?
>>67766685
He hasn't been injured once this year. Wenger kept him on the bench while giroud went through the longest goaldrought in his drought-ridden history
>>67766697
Apparently he was looking around Dortmund's training facilities a month or two ago. I doubt they have the money though.
>>67766697
PSG maybe?
>>67766705
City have Aguero
Arsenal won't spend the amount Everton will ask
United have Mourinho who probably doesn't rate him
>>67766717
Cavani + they could try to get Morata.
Shame to lose Lamela after he finally got good, but he can start cup games
>>67766705
Morata?
How much does Everton want for Lukaku?
>>67766736
Presumably more than they paid, so 30m+
>>67766725
Morata plays for the best team in Italy and only manages to score 8 goals a season.
>>67766721
Cavani is a meme
>>67766741
Zaza then?
>>67766741
8 in the league, 12 total. 27 in 93 looks bad but he's not a lone striker, he was a sub this season, and he scored some important goals. If he plays as starter as the only goal scorer he should easily score 25-30 in a season.
He deserved better desu
>According to German newspaper Bild, Borussia Dortmund are prepared to let Mkhitaryan leave on a free next summer, if he doesn't extend his current contract.
sportwitness.ning.com/forum/topics/from-germany-chelsea-might-have-to-wait-another-year-to-sign
>LVG lining up a £12m bid for Ighalo
>Filling the squad up with overpriced memes for mou
kek
>>67766762
Is Dortmund that rich or something?
>>67766756
They said that about Welbeck.
>>67766768
think they're just desperate to shed the 'selling club' tag
>>67766776
They said about Welbeck that he had good physical qualities and he run a lot.
>>67766766
>LVG lining up a £12m bid for Ighalo
good signing for Everton
>>67766766
>le pray to god and disappear in second half of the season man
>£12m
fucking really
>>67766777
They did this before with Lewandowski.
How did Miki they aryan play for Dortmund? ie, could some top club actually buy him?
>>67766795
yes
I can't believe Volland is worth 15m...
>>67766666
>>67766830
First season alright, second season terrible (like everyone though), third season arguably the best player. That being said this season only happened, because Tuchel was able to help fix his very fragile comfidence. There's no telling what would happen if he fell into a slump/ had starting difficulties at a new club.
>>67766843
in the bundesliga every player is worth an arm and a leg
>>67766843
15-18. And he isn't worth it really.
>>67766859
Why though
>>67766830
he had like 23 goals and 32 assists or something this season
>>67766709
>He hasn't been injured once this year
But that's wrong you fucking retard. He missed the whole November and his form has been shit ever since.
>>67766863
all the clubs are owned by big companies
it's a money laundering scheme
>>67766697
Belgian media are saying Man U or Bayern
>>67766874
>november
>this year
>>67766880
>bayern
But why
>>67766863
Because English clubs are willing to pay that much. German clubs buy players from each other for peanuts.
>LVG spends entire season giving young players experience
>Mou's gonna send them on loan first chance
>>67766874
Dumb Austrian.
>>67766876
Considering what Bayer Leverkusen is, I don't doubt it. Plus there is a reason why they don't need foreign owners, they are already owned by big companies...
>>67766757
It's time for Van Gaal to either retire or go back to Ajax.
>>67766885
his dad his agent said he wanted to go there kek
>>67766889
Nah, Chelsea sent them on loan for their money making scheme. At United he will simply never play them until people forget about them
>>67766888
Volland didn't move to an English club, you dunce.
No wonder your economy went to shit; you can't even discuss football transfers properly.
>>67766900
He's definitely retiring. He said his last job would be the Utd one and he initially only wanted 2 years. Besides, at least he'll retire with a trophy.
>>67766900
>Ajax
NO we do not want him!
>>67766938
>we
what are your plans for the summer?
@67766939
Looking for one of these, friend?
>>67766724
Lacazette can't play on the wing.
>poop and mou
>chelsea and liverpool have no europe
>spurs will only get better
>leicester, wet spam and soton will still be good
is this the end?
>>67767047
Arsenal literally confirmed to lose 12 points to Manchester next season.
>>67767047
>doubting wonga's ability to win the 4th place trophy
>>67766762
United PLEASE
>>67766889
hoping this doesn't happen, I've been enjoying watching them play
>>67766461
men with sleek eyebrows look absolutely ridiculous.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36352180
>Frank Lampard has been called the worst MLS signing ever by several US media outlets
ayy lmao
>>67767212
lmao gerrard can't beat him at anything
>>67767235
How is Gerrard doing over there?
>>67767258
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/steven-gerrard-wife-alex-set-8019651
Fuck off Juve keep your dirty jew hands off Pjanic.
>>67767367
>juve
>jews
they're owned by fiat, you mong.
>>67767375
t. Antonio Fettuccine
remember when leicester LITERALLY WON THE FRICKING PREMIER LEAGUE
>>67767385
t. Awabagong Dingodidgideridooboong
>>67767390
nah
>>67767405
>Why are you people laughing at my pain?
>>67767405
poor lad
>>67767426
i laughed at that
>>67767436
At least he found out before they were getting married.
Someone to Spurs when?
Mason out when?
>>67767457
>Someone to Spurs when?
Embolo could make a decision in the next few days, Spurs are meant to be in for him.
>>67767449
fo shizzle
>>67767405
>women
Feel sorry for the lad
>>67767463
Still though
>bet your bird's arse is in pain
kek
>>67767457
take a seat la. most deals won't be done til after euros
>>67767390
as forgettable as every City win desu.
>>67767475
hes obviously an idiot though. majority of people getting married are dumb cunts.
>>67766744
This is tasty
>>67767481
wait, city won a title? when?
>>67767405
What does on her hen means ?
>>67767491
before you started watching football lad
>>67767499
bachelorette party
Tottenham close to Slimani apparently
>>67767461
probably the best they can do
spurs have a problem in that any striker they sign will have to accept being a bit part player because of kane
>>67767488
>tfw nearly all my mates are either in long term relationships, married or have children
always justifying that I don't care about marriage nor children gets tiresome real quick.
>>67767499
its a function where women learn to be good gives
>>67767523
At least you've got someone in the basement to come home to
>>67767543
hahahaha good one lad
right mint banter there lad
>>67767543
not really, only thing in the basement are the washing machine and dryer m8.
>>67767375
And Fiat is owned by...
>>67767523
Already voted today, lad?
>>67767565
Respectable peoples
>>67767565
not jews
Voting for Brexit so more young English talent can come through club ranks and win the world cup
>>67767516
>jews buying islam
>>67767583
>Elkann
Italians are lazier jews.
>>67766610
Ivan Rakitic goes around with "I.R" earrings
TODAY'S BULLSHIT:
>Premier League champions Leicester want to sign Arsenal midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 22, while the Gunners could move for Southampton striker Sadio Mane, 24.(Mirror)
>Liverpool hope to secure Bayern Munich's Germany international midfielder Mario Gotze, 23, in a £20m deal. (Sun)
>The Reds are also set to open talks with Leicester over a deal for 19-year-old left-back Ben Chilwell, while defender Martin Skrtel, 31, is set to leave Anfield.(Sunday Telegraph)
>Manchester United are planning a move for £30m-rated Sevilla midfielder Grzegorz Krychowiak, the 26-year-old Poland international, who has also been scouted by Arsenal. (Sun)
>Antonio Conte hopes to bring Napoli's Senegalese defender Kalidou Koulibaly, 24, to Chelsea in the summer. (Gazzetta dello Sport)
>Southampton have been watching Anderlecht midfielder Dennis Praet and will consider a £10m bid for the 22-year-old. (Mail on Sunday)
>Lyon president Jean-Michel Aulas says the club have rejected West Ham's £31m bid for 24-year-old forward Alexandre Lacazette. (Goal.com)
>Chelsea are interested in Inter Milan goalkeeper Samir Handanovic and could pay £15m for the Slovenian 31-year-old. (Gazzetta dello Sport)
>Arsenal hope to soon be able to announce the signing of 23-year-old Borussia Monchengladbach and Switzerland midfielder Granit Xhaka. (ESPN)
>The Gunners have been has told they will need to pay £7m to sign Bolton's England U-21 defender Rob Holding, 20, having had an initial offer of £750,000 dismissed. (Sunday Express)
>Liverpool striker Mario Balotelli, 25, is a target for Serie A newcomers Crotone after spending this season on loan at AC Milan.(Liverpool Echo)
>Goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, 26, who spent this season on loan at Roma, claims he learned more during his spell with the Italian club than in 10 years at Arsenal.(Il Tempo, via Evening Standard)
>>67767523
At least you aren't a literal cuck.
>>67767543
lel
Any West 'Am news?
>>67767612 continued:
>Besiktas midfielder Oguzhan Ozyakup, 23, who spent five years at Arsenal, should move to Chelsea, according to the Turkish club's president. (TRT, via Sunday Express)
>Everton striker Romelu Lukaku, 23, says he has already made a decision over his future and that Chelsea are among "many beautiful clubs" that suit him. (Liverpool Echo)
>Tottenham striker Harry Kane, 22, says 18-year-old Manchester United forward Marcus Rashford deserves his place in Roy Hodgson's England squad. (Independent)
>Barcelona and Uruguay striker Luis Suarez, 29, has praised new Celtic manager Brendan Rodgers' influence on his game during their time at Liverpool. (Sunday Express)
>Defender Hector Bellerin, 21, has said he remains committed to Arsenal despite interest from his former club Barcelona. (Evening Standard)
>Bournemouth manager Eddie Howe "ticks every box" for a chairman and will be interesting the top clubs in the Premier League, according to former Cherries midfielder and ex-Liverpool captain Jamie Redknapp. (Bournemouth Echo)
>Nottingham Forest are interested in signing 22-year-old Scotland striker Tony Watt from Charlton. (Nottingham Post)
>Newcastle will offer 20-year-old defender Macaulay Gillesphey a new deal to stay at St James' Park. (Newcastle Chronicle)
>>67767599
well yeah now that a fucking american kike owns fiat, they're dirty jews but for most of their history they were owned by italians. fiat wouldn't be around if chrysler hadn't helped them out. italian football is a joke now anyway so who cares. i would love to go back to the old days of match fixing, the mafia, scandals, money laundering etc if it meant keeping the chinks and kikes out of owning the clubs.
>>67767625
Suarez to Celtic confirmed?
>>67767608
baldness has been linked with alzheimers so it's probably to remind him of what his name is
>>67767625
>ex-Liverpool captain Jamie Redknapp.
lel
![_89761697_westham_fb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ugW9E8Q.jpg "_89761697_westham_fb[1].jpg")
>wet sham
top lel
>>67767686
>it's real
kek
>>67767686
>it's real
kek
>>67767686
>fuck up uniteds chances at top 4
>beg for them to win the FA cup so west ham can get into the EL
smarmy gits
>>67767686
>it's real
kek
too much fluro
>>67767686
kek, it's real
>>67767686
>it's real
kek
>>67766302
>doesnt play for half the year
>get cucked to being a supporting player for Gashy Rashy and the Mad Lads Crew
>Wow Rooney is so versatile! He's such a good cap and an amazing player to be able to change position like that!
holy cuckold batman, the media's at it again
![article-2531074-001F464B00000258-981_306x423[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QKn1uHx.jpg "article-2531074-001F464B00000258-981_306x423[1].jpg")
>>67767674
>Redknapp became vice-and then full club captain by 1999–2000 following the departures of John Barnes, Steve McManaman and Paul Ince.
>this actually happened
christ houiller
>>67767457
Gotze to Spurs for 20 million and Adebayor's old wages
>>67767721
just remember houllier was manager
liverpool really have been fucking shit for the last 20 years
don't know how they managed to win the fa cup and champions league...
>>67767686
>it's real
kek
This is just a reminder that Liverpool will have no international football next season. None. Zilch. Zero games.
am I witnessing a new meme in the works?
>>67767625
>>Tottenham striker Harry Kane, 22, says 18-year-old Manchester United forward Marcus Rashford deserves his place in Roy Hodgson's England squad. (Independent)
Not because he genuinely cares but because the question was put to him and he wasn't exactly going to say 'nah he's shit'
>>67767721
He was only it for like 2-3 months too wasn't he before he kept getting injured and Hyypia(?) got it
>>67767746
just reddit seeping through
>>67767745
Good job Jurgen. You bottler.
VAN GAAL: IT'S OVER
Louis van Gaal has left Manchester United's team hotel and appeared in good spirits in taking time to pose for photos with fans.
Sly Sports News HQ reporter James Cooper spoke to the Dutchman as he left, wishing him "good luck" to which van Gaal replied "it's over".
Exactly what he means by that remains open to interpretation, but James was given no reply by United when he told them of van Gaal's comment.
>>67767746
just reddit seeping through
>>67767739
>fa cup
anyone can win it, see: wigan
>cl
meme magic
When will they be reuinted
and on what team will it happen
>>67767756
All people names Jürgen K. are bottlers.
>>67767746
just reddit seeping through
>>67767746
>it's real
kek
>>67767764
>>67767765
dortmund should sell sven after that pathetic penalty
>>67767749
They do this all the time.
>Reporter: "Mr Eriksen, did dropping points cost you the title?"
>Eriksen: "Yes"
>Reporter: "And you dropped points against Arsenal, would you say that played a role?"
>Eriksen: "Yes"
>ERIKSEN: ARSENAL COST US THE TITLE
>>67767765
probably arsenal, they have a history of signing benders.
>>67767757
r.i.p. FEE LOSS O FEE 2014-2016
wew lad
>>67767793
WHEEEY
>>67767765
They won't, since Dortmund will never buy Lars, and he doesn't show any interest in leaving anyway.
>>67767801
He didn't specify which new manager
>>67767576
sure, 9 a.m sharp at the Wahllokal, like usual.
When is the championship playoff? Has it already happened?
>>67767793
weeeeeew
>>67767817
Good lad.
>>67767819
28th May
>>67767819
next weekend
>>67767831
>28th of May
God damn year is flying by lads.
AHHHHH
we are man united we dont sack are managers
always backed fergie lad im not like those chelsea fans
>>67767838
>we're almost half way through 2016
not liking this one bit
>>67767769
Didn't he help you guys win the World Cup and the Euros?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9p0LEmFvuw
>>67767838
>tfw you wont get a job because there are so many sports events this summer
>>67767792
To be fair, Spurs could have gone top of the table if they beat West Ham and Arsenal at the time, so they did blow their chance the
>>67767838
Shit, this is the year I was supposed to get gf hah ha ha ha
>>67767831
>>67767832
Thanks.
>>67767850
I did this in the world cup two years ago, so comfy getting benefits while watching every game.
>>67767851
Had they not lost to Newcastle and Leicester either. You can pick any games and blame them.
>>67767729
>implying that Gotze would get into Tottenham's starting xi
Who is he going to replace? Lamela?
>>67766724
>Lacashit
>Bongs in charge of overseas player knowledge
He's Newcastle-tier la. Won't make it in the prem
>spurs literally choked their lead to arsenal
kek
>>67767849
sorry
all coaches named Jürgen K.*
Kohler, Klinsmann, Klopp
>>67767686
is it real?
>>67766724
spurs should sign real full backs and a winger
i remember years ago when there was a big stink because arselol fielded a completely foreign 11 and now hardly any teams field english players
>>67767869
>starting xi
Nah but he might replace Mason or Chadli in the squad.
England v Cockroach today lads
brehs...
>>67767907
etihad might actually be full for once
Gotze is available for £20m why is there not more of a fuss?
reminder that a worse player in Mata went for £37m 2 years ago
>>67767892
wew
>>67767909
lad
>>67767924
>mata
>worse than gotze
hello casual
>>67766951
Reeeee
>>67767891
Thanks for reminder
>>67767890
Spurs don't need new fullbacks, Rose/Walker are great and Davies/Tripper are good backups.
>>67767892
Imagine that fat little bastard trying to keep up in Poch's system, he'd either become GOAT or die of a heart attack.
>>67767938
oh god who let this american in here
SHOOO
>>67767924
It's not like Mata's current value is 37m
>>67767909
Butter face to the max
>>67767909
who dis?
>>67767957
>that a butter face
jog on mick
>>67767945
>Rose/Walker are great
no they arent, they just look better than they used to because pochettinos system benefits full backs alot
if they actually got reall good full backs their play would go to the next level
>>67767945
I think if he went we wouldn't see him until after Xmas if his fitness is a bad as I hear
>>67767970
Maria Marianov
>>67767924
>Fatzee
>Not having wasted his potential already and bayern are trying their hardest to hide him so they can sell him for a decent price to a stupid english club
Spurs need:
1. A forward who can play as a targetman but is not limited to it and also doesn't mind being second choice.
>Unrealistic dream buy: Lukaku
2. A creative 10/8 to be back-up for Eriksen. Who can keep up in a high-tempo and physical counter-pressing environment. Maybe we already have this in either Carroll or Mason?
>Unrealistic dream buy: Payet
3. Basically Schneiderlin.
>Unrealistic dream buy: Schneriderlin
Please advise more reasonable targets.
The most depressing thing about Arsenal is if Foxes finished 2nd they wouldn't have celebrated it as hard as Wonga and his squad.
>Sporting Lisbon winger André Carrillo, who hasn't played a game since September, will join Benfica on a free transfer once his contract runs out, only to be sold on the same day to Atletico Madrid for €25m. Another Benfica winger, Nico Gaitan, will also join Atleti, for the same fee.
When will this Mendes bullshit end?
