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Nothing on today (except various Oberliga games), we resume tomorrow with Nürnberg - Frankfurt.
won't be called a bandwagon fag if i follow hertha next year right?
>>67765965
why follow a team that will get relegated?
gooooooooooooooooood morning
shit op
>>67766044
You shut your mouth.
neinhold
he literally turned into an emoji
how do you do
Good morning.
Good morning.
>>67766088
how many people do you think have jerked off into that cup
>>67766145
hard to tell
>>67766150
will reus ever win a major title
>>67766150
>Reus has two good games in two consecutive important knockout games
>other players fuck up and they lose both
>>67766138
Thats Guten Morgen to you fuckface
>>67766237
once he comes to bayern yeah
>>67766284
but then everyone would lose all #reuspect for him
>>67766084
yes?
>>67766284
He'll never come to Bayern, m8.
>>67766471
sure
>>67766256
Reus was horrible yesterday.
Ribéry, Robben, Vidal and Xabi are really the only players going all-out and are in it to win it with all of their heart. Extremely noticeable.
hm
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36255995
Been away from civilisation and only just read this article.
Are these transfers praiseworthy?
>>67766522
>Been away from civilisation
yes, we know that you live in australia
>>67766522
yes they are praised because buyern did them
Ribery and Costa should have seen red.
>>67766567
>Costa
???
really reaching there, shareholder
>>67766567
here, reaction picture hot off the presses
>>67766567
>Reus didn't get a yellow
kleiner wadenbeisser huso tßh
Test
>26 celcius today
>12 tomorrow
explain this shit, petrus
>>67766575
Hat Schmelzer über 70 Minuten kaputt getreten und dann bricht er mit gestrecktem Bein noch dem Durm die Knochen. Is klar dass du das nach dem 5 Erdinger mit deinem besoffenen Kopp nicht mehr mitbekommen hast, Alois
>>67766635
;-)
Don't reply to this post.
>>67766624
>>67766668
you are not actually testing anything
Test.
Remember that time you lost to Bayern again, Reus?
>>67766723
It was me, Marco. The author of all your pain.
Why wasn't Buffon in goal against Milan
>>67766626
What's so shit about it, that's great
Kristian Vittinghus playing the deciding match at the Thomas Cup (badminton team world championships) against Mustofa from Indonesia.
If Vittinghus wins, Denmark will be the first non-Asian country to win the tournament.
Roland Garros starting right now on Eurosport.
Now that Dortmund didn't win anything this season, will Klopp bag all their players? At least at Liverpool we can win the capital one cup every year
>Tennis
>Badminton
Roman Neustadter in Euro 2016 squad despite him not having a Russian passport
>>67766782
First set won by Vittinghus 21-15
>>67766790
Just stopped raining in Paris.
>>67766800
>we can win the capital one cup every year
>>67766802
two great sports
DoPa is on, boys
>>67766782
I'd like to watch this but can't find a live coverage video
>>67766781
whats great about it
>dopa
>>67766836
to play
>call planet fitness
>Ask when pizza day is
>show up for a free week trial on pizza day
>grab a handful of pizza
>take it to go
>cancel membership right after
>I've done this 3 times they still haven't suspected anything
>>67766862
Plants grow, my skin can get that there tan, improving my looks by one to two points, you don't have to freeze (no more foot baths), can go everywhere with a t-shirt and therefore feel more free
>>67766879
Oops I meant to post this on r9k, sorry guys I'm high right now
>>67766879
wrong thread
Found one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q5v93Kj-Tk&pxtry=1
>>67766858
>>67766782
>>67766875
tennis is okay to watch
badminton is great though
Why is there no Asian in the final?
>>67766828
Which is one more cup than they'll in there. With them over here we could push for that title
>foot baths
L O N D O N
Denmark have been in (and lost) eight previous finals at the tournament.
Vittinghus looks a bit like Toni Kroos
>>67766910
what final?
Wait, the polish guy is asian
>>67766929
Thomas Cup (badminton team world championships)
https://youtu.be/m49CcKK9vFo just tell me this isn't great
>>67766936
pretty sure indonesia is in asia
>>67766940
Yeah, read the flag wrong. Indonesia it is
>"Er hat darum gebeten", antwortete der BVB-Coach lapidar auf die Frage nach dem Grund für Hummels‘ Auswechslung
Glad that spineless big mouth is gone.
>>67766950
she's trying to put you off
One of the guys on Denmark's team is actually the younger brother of a friend of a friend.
Hans-Kristian Vittinghus is the Dimitrij Ovtcharov of badminton
I swear to god if you want to talk about badminton make a new thread you dumb fucks.
>>67766957
but why doesn't she just kill the conversation
You will never play badminton against France when you visit him in Paris
Who /DoPa/ here?
>>67766961
why does denmark play badminton
Tuchlel is mad as fuck ^^
Deine Mutter kommt zu mir und sie blowt den Cock
WE DID IT BOYS!
>>67766883
yes thats why i was complaining about the temperature crash. 26 today, 12 tomorrow. get it, retard?
>>67766978
Long, dark winters and a lot of investment in indoor arenas in even the smallest villages throughout the 60s and 70s.
>>67766967
i believe so
>>67766970
She's enjoying the attention you give her. Please stop
>>67767001
just play indoor cricket instead
>>67766979
because she doesn't want to be "rude" and feels bad for you
>>67766926
Making Dortmund proud haha
I wish I could play badminton with younger lads instead of middle aged women who just thinks they play tennis and smash the ball without understanding the finesse required to play badminton
>>67766950
delete the number
>>67767016
I wish we played cricket instead of handball
more like indoor shitet
>>67767033
you shouldn't cricket is shit
>>67766993
>12 tomorrow
Ugh
Are temperature crashes bad for plants? No sun=stunned growth. Sun=growth
>>67767013
>>67767017
she used to be obsessed with me
>>67767001
Good answer
>>67767050
t. wog
MODS MODS MODS
OFFTOPIC DISCUSSION ONLY
BAN DENMARK FRANCE SWITZERLAND AND AUSTRALIA
DELETE THE WHOLE THREAD
MODS MODS MODS
>playing sports
lol
>>67767116
Okay
execute all Germans and Mackayans
>>67767050
t. Alberto Marinata
wow turbotuchel really mad
>>67767050
t. Theo Dororopolus
>Nach seinem letzten Spiel für Borussia Dortmund will Mats Hummels (27) nun zeitnah den Vertrag beim FC Bayern München unterzeichnen. „Ich wollte vor dem Finale nicht noch nach München fliegen. Das hat sich irgendwie nicht gut angefühlt. Vor der EURO 2016 werden wir das auf jeden Fall noch erledigen“, sagte Hummels nach der Elfmeter-Niederlage des BVB im DFB-Pokalendspiel in Berlin. „Ich wollte vor dem Finale auch nicht unterschreiben, weil ich gesagt habe, dass ich die Saison beim BVB erst zu Ende spiele.“
What difference does it make?
Cunt!
>Echte Liebe
lol
>>67766879
>pizza day
>at gym
only in america
>>67767050
t. Stiaan Hadziomerovic
>>67767159
doesn't look anything like kroos
>>67767148
Transfer picture incoming
>>67767168
they should've taken that list night desu
>>67767144
>Wenn man all dem Glauben schenken darf, was auf einer Saisonabschlussparty hinter vorgehaltener Hand erzählt wird, darf Tuchel noch vier bis fünf weitere Spieler kaufen. Spieler, die seinem Ideal vom Fußball entsprechen.
>noch vier bis fünf
That would put it at 6 or 7 summer signings.
>>67767050
>t. Hassan Assaf
>Der Schalker Roman Neustädter (28) steht im EM-Aufgebot der russischen Nationalmannschaft. Das teilte der Verband bei der Veröffentlichung seines 23-Mann-Kaders für die Europameisterschaft in Frankreich mit. Neben Neustädter könnte auch der in Brasilien geborene Torwart Guilherme (30) bei der EM (10. Juni bis 10. Juli) sein Pflichtspiel-Debüt in der Sbornaja feiern. Guilherme hatte zu Beginn dieses Jahres seinen russischen Pass erhalten.
>>67767050
this neger gets it.
>>67767194
t. Hans Grüber
Go ask an afghan refugee how to play
>>67767201
How to play cricket?
>>67766892
indo?
better be loud
>get invited to someones place for breakfast
>see this
Your response?
>>67767227
>Mugabe
Yeah, he's said a lot of crazy shit.
>>67767183
commie
>>67767228
i have a policy of not meeting people socially before 3pm, so i would've probably declined the invitation
>>67767228
Just a cup of coffee, please.
>>67767228
so whats for breakfast?
>>67767242
>>67767247
KILL YOURSELF OFFTOPIC CANCER
>>67767259
calm down
>>67767228
who eats cumcumber for breakfast? *slams door*
Mkhitaryan Gotze swap when
>>67767259
Volksmeinschaft tttt
>>67767228
>drowning mozzarella in balsamico
>>67767254
Scrambled eggs, ham, white bread, diced banana, diced cucumber, tomato mozarella with balsamico aceton, cheese, tomatos, orange juice, greek yoghurt with berries and coffee
>>67767242
Good policy
>>67767266
FUCK OFF.
Foreigners pretending bundes is their cancerous offtopic chatroom need to get the fuck out of here.
Go to >>>/b/, go to >>>/trash/ leave this fucking place alone.
I'll turn every bundes into scat gore isis executions general if you dumb fucking niggers think you need to come here and pretend this is your club penguin chatroom.
>balsamico aceton
>>67767282
oh.....
>>67767292
>pretend
>>67767299
Yes you are by far the most cancerous poster of them all.
Hint: wordpress.com. tumblr.com, blogspot.com all offer free blogs, no need to post your diaries in bundes.
Okay I think I will watch the tennis until the cycling starts.
Mountain time trial today.
>>67767292
>isis executions
just look our ur window tho m8
Very moving
https://youtu.be/INW-cZSg5xs
>>67767292
Nerd
next season:
1. Bayer Leverkusen
2. Bayern
3. BVB
4. Schalke
5. M'Gladbach
6. Wolfsburg
7. HSV
>>67767327
here is your (you)
>>67767327
>hsv that low
fucking abhs baka
>>67767327
>Schalke that low
>>67767327
reasonable
>>67767327
>Wolfsburg that low
>>67767370
>>67767386
shut the fuck up
>>67767327
Bayern
Bayer
Dortmund
Gladbach
meme team of the season
Schalke
another meme team
>>67767389
Racist shitlord
>>67767228
I fucking hate people woh invite someone and you have to eat from a fucking couchtable.
What I am supposed to do? Watch tv or play videogames?
I would kill that bright carpet with coffee.
Buy a fuckuing table you animals.
>>67767392
hoping for a meme season
What drink would you have chosen? Javi Martínez chose beer over weizen
>>67767410
YES
>>67767420
pils
>>67767420
that UI looks like it came straight from 2008
>>67767420
>drinking bavarian piss
brb buying beer
>>67766985
I am happy for you
bvb buying beer
>>67766284
not good enough for Bayern tßh
>>67767545
Thank you
Dennis Aogo got married a couple of days ago
>>67767684
i hope they have many miscarriages
>>67767684
*knutsch*
>>67767684
disgusting desu
>>67767684
good for him
>>67767684
Good for them. The photographer not so much.
>>67767684
to a 13 year old?
>Dennis Aogo (29), früherer Nationalspieler im Diensten von Schalke 04, kann sich besonders glücklich schätzen.
>Seine Freundin Ina Toennes ist bei einer repräsentativen Umfrage des Marktforschungsinstituts Mafo unter 1002 Männern und Frauen zur hübschesten Spielerfrau des Landes gewählt worden.
What the fuck? Why would you ask 1002 people who the prettiest WAG is?
>>67767684
That is a really good marriage photo.
They both look very attractive.
She keeps looking at them
who is that?
>>67767861
Some chick from boobs-Huge_tits_underground.mp4
>>67767784
>1002 Männern und Frauen zur hübschesten Spielerfrau des Landes gewählt worden.
were they drunk? plastic/10
>>67767803
So you can sell the results to advertisers and casting people
It's about to rain
>>67767873
Tönnies paid them
>>67767854
nice tittä(n)
>>67767873
>Chicharito cosplaying as Nicole Kidman
>>67767873
manface
>>67767897
jej
>>67767897
Wow, that's spot on.
>>67767897
>>67767900
thats a good thing
>>67767960
I know. But there is a limit.
where is the Carragher-Lahm interview?
>>67767977
Right on
why are they bothering posting this
https://twitter.com/borussia_en/status/734341689951834112
>>67768033
passing sideways is cool nowadays
>>67768033
what a bunch of cucks
>Dem 18 Jahre jungen Emre Mor wird eine große Zukunft prophezeit. Die dänische Tageszeitung „Ekstra Bladet“ berichtet, dass Borussia Dortmund um das türkische Toptalent vom dänischen Klub Nordsjaelland buhlt
no one cares
>>67767897
I dont see it
>>67768070
>implying
>>67768070
more meant that he'd already left so feels awkward
No more dead cops
>>67768103
I think denmark does.
>>67767992
found it myself
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3601159/Philipp-Lahm-speaks-Jamie-Carragher-Pep-Guardiola-s-tactics-different-level.html
>About the Euro
>LAHM: No! Definitely not. I think we will have some barbecues at home, drink a few beers and watch the games on television.
>CARRAGHER: That sounds like a good plan! Who is going to win it then?
>LAHM: Germany deserve to be favourites but they’ll have to start well. Then there’s France, Belgium, Spain. England maybe…
>CARRAGHER: You’re laughing when you say England!
>>67768172
Thanks
>AC-Mailand-Kapitän Riccardo Montolivo (M.) wird mit dem 1. FC Köln in Verbindung gebracht. Der Italiener, dessen Familie zum Teil aus Deutschland stammt, möchte Milan laut „Express“ verlassen und könnte beim FC eine neue Herausforderung finden
>Der Mega-Deal ist durch! Nach EXPRESS-Informationen ist der Wechsel von Yannick Gerhardt (22) zum VfL Wolfsburg fix.
>Die „L'Équipe“ berichtet, dass die Borussia den Außenverteidiger Raphael Guerreiro ins Visier genommen hat. Der Franzose steht noch bis 2017 beim FC Lorient unter Vertrag, die Ablöse dürfte zehn bis zwölf Millionen Euro Ablöse betragen
>Laut „Wolfsburger Allgemeiner Zeitung“ will sich der VfL Wolfsburg mit M’Baye Niang vom AC Mailand verstärken. Allerdings soll auch der BVB interessiert sein
>>67768278
That would be a great signing for Koln.
>>67768312
I agree, but I doubt they have the money.
>>67768278
>from milan to koln is good now
times have changes truly
>>67768364
bit sad, isn't it
>>67768323
ossis have brain damage
>>67768278
>replacing gerhardt by montolivo
>Sky Sources: German investors expected to announce takeover of Bradford City tomorrow.
>>67768323
Scat is great once you get into it. There's a lot of variety. Probably hundreds of categories based on smell, color and viscosity.
>>67768410
How would smell factor?
>>67768410
Weather is going to stabilize itself from wednesday on. The coming weekend will be good
I have little flies in my soil. Will buy yellow stripes in the hardware store tomorrow
tennis is very nice but the commentator always sounds like he's dozing off
>>67768539
good
>>67767574
Funny, considering Bayern wanted him, but he chose BVB.
>>67768563
You need ex players as co commentators really. They're always quite excited about it.
>>67768278
would be awesome if >we get Montolivo
>>67766529
>http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/36255995
underrated post
>>67768601
Underrated meme.
Does Montolivo still play for the NT?
>>67768710
yes
>>67768730
good i like him
>>67768785
me too
es isst zum meuse melcken die scheis beiern gewinen und fuschen sich zu tittel unt tittel aber die bundelsiger leidet unter diesem dregs wix ferein ihr bastarde gewinnt nix oohne eur betrugs geld schweine
>>67768801
>I just remembered
were you drunk?
>>67768801
maybe you'll enjoy it
>>67768805
t. Thomas Tuchel
see you in 3 days
Do you think there's any chance of Dahoud leaving this window?
>>67768936
I don't think that BMG is going to sell 3 CM in the same transfer window.
headaches today :/
>>67768936
>Do you think there's any chance of Dahoud leaving this window?
Less likely now Xhaka has gone. If someone offers silly money it could still happen.
>>67768956
that's what I thought thanks
>>67768893
Until then
>>67768936
They got an offer from Juventus in the winter and already said no, I don't think he will go for any money this summer, next one maybe, if Kramer is doing good
Was hat den reus bitte gemacht???
Der ribery popelt Castro im Auge Rum mit völliger Absicht!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Davon mal ganz ab dass das auch gefährlich ist!
Da gibt's doch keine zwei Meinungen drüber - Rot!!!!
Ganz egal ob er einen Schlag abbekommen provoziert Wurde.
Damit spielt Bayern seit der 38 min nur noch mit 10 Leuten.
Der vidal foult trotz gelber Karte weiter u.a. Taktisches Foul was ebenfalls gelb bedeutet.
Wenn man das Foul von Costa an durm sieht kann man da ebenfalls über rot denken.
Die Leistung des Schiris war eine Frechheit.
DTM
>>67769077
>if Kramer is doing good
they're signing him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNgJtL3i8RQ
>>67769187
shit club tbqh
>>67769157
Kramer or Rode
>>67769187
wow he's really racist against chinamen
>>67769196
"shit" but successful
https://youtu.be/EUuaOzC3KqQ?t=397
this is why Dortmund didn't win shit. Having a computer coach isn't effective for a whole season.
i hate bauern so much >:(
