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M's
>1 post early
Boooooo
Mariners
THE SEATTLE MARINERS ARE IN FIRST PLACE.
tribe
You may only reply to this post if your team has not lost a road series in the first two months of the season.
27 rings
>>67764354
me holding the camera
snakes
why do the dodgers simply refuse to win baseball games?
>>67764369
me on the left
Angels
>>67764387
Where's the qt?
>>67764387
our kike FO went full SJW and hired the half jap half nigger for the first minority manager rather than hire someone who is good at coaching baseball
>>67764396
tybc
tyba
inb4 mods
>>67764399
watch yourself spain those be fighting words
>>67764417
Help me pick a decent team to bandwagon, /mlb/
mets
>>67764452
The meme team
>>67764452
Cubs
>>67764452
hey are y'all really having to kill dogs to eat right now
>>67764452
>Venezuela
Mariners
>>67764417
>DELETE THIS!
>>67764452
astros are on the verge of being decent and have a venezuelan all star manlet
>>67764490
"I'm going to dominate soon!"
>>67764452
mariners
>>67764452
I think detroit has the most venuzualians
The Os put Worley in, we're doomed.
>>67764452
Mariners my man. Felix and Franklin could use some love
>>67764325
I used to fuck with that girl. She used to come over when OP was busy sucking cock. The minute she would come through the doors she would get instantly naked. She used to show me this picture to show what a giant bitch OP is. She would then start laughing at how incredibly tiny OPs dick is, and would begin convulsing in humor. I then would nut in a water cooler thinking about sean rodriguez. She never seems to come over anymore. What an immature shit thread
>>67764516
>mfw
>>67764543
>21%
Daily reminder that the Marlins traded Miguel Cabrera for Andrew Miller
See the Giants are a great team with good pieces to work with and the heart to match. The Dodgers have none of that.
>.647
>1 HR
>4 SB
>>67764468
>>67764509
>>67764528
I guess I am gonna bandwagon the Mariners, thanks senpai
>>67764466
That's what I've been reading lately, but I doubt its true.
>>67764510
I havent been able to watch much MLB this season, how is Miguel Cabrera doing?
>>67764452
Por que no estas haciendo cola, Henry?
LISTEN UP NIGGERS
I WANT AN HD DOGS/PADS STREAM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THIS DOYER JEW BULLSHIT. FUCKN KEKHOLDS STILL HOLDING OUT ON A TV DEAL N ITS BEEN YEARS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67764639
mlb.tv premium is $20 cheaper this year, goy
>>67764567
my only hope for this season is
A) some cholo killing Dindu Roberts after a 10 game losing streak abd
B) Ethier and Ryu come back and are somehow elite despite being old and fat
>tfw your team wont win the division 4 years in a row
>>67764639
https://streamup.com/match32889
Webm of Guti's bomb where??
>>67764639
if you have MLB.TV just buy a VPN like private internet access and set your location to indiana or something
>>67764644
>jewing out and paying $20 less for 1000 fewer games
>>67764644
LISTEN BETA
I AM "BLACKED" OUT
WHATEVER THAT SHIT MEANS
>>67764650
bless up senpai
Giants!
looks like shoemaker really wants to keep his starting job
>>67764639
I got mlb.tv for free because I'm a T-Mobile subscriber. I'm getting around the blackout by using some service called Unlocator that masks your location.
>>67764686
>>67764707
>>67764417
BRAVED
>TFW 2-2 Doyers @ Fathers Top 9
>TFW GO PADRES BEAT THOSE BUMS!!!
>>67764727
i cant even rally anymore
>The state of the Chicago White Sox
Tell me about the rodney
Why does he wear his hat sideways?
>>67764367
Lawd jesus! Dem tits to waist ratio is outstanding.
>>67764746
I kept telling you but you wouldn't listen. this is the future you chose.
>>67764707
is she actually a fan or was she just there to catch a game while filming some shitty show
>>67764758
meme magic
>>67764763
They're fake bro sorry to break the news
>>67764758
To honor his father
I'll admit, I miss Rodney a ton. Loved his shooting the arrow into the sky. I still somewhat keep thinking of that every time we get a save.
LGTSS
>Baltipoor Oreos
>>67764763
Have you actually seen them? They're disgusting
>free baseball
>>67764807
LMAO
this analslime cuck
>Analslime
FUCKING Os DID IT AGAIN
>making joe smith the closer
the stupis decision ever made
>>67764807
you fucking negro you jinxed it
fucking angels
WHY THE FUCK IS JOE SMITH FUCKING CLOSING RIGHT NOW
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEE
REEEE
REERRERERRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Mormons in charge of pitching
Top kek
as a seattle bro it hurts to see the astros in last place. angels deserve to be in the cellar because fuck them n trout
thnx for dipoto>>67764826
Britton you cocksucker don't fuck this up
>>67764873
Was honestly hoping it'd be a 3 team race between the M's, Halos, and Rags. Feel like our personnel has a ton of remnants from those teams.
umps really love ejecting the angels
WHAT THE FUCK
lel
I FEEL A RRREEEEEEEEE COMING ON
trout will save them
>Analslime
>>67764807
LGTSS
>Analslime Cuckels
No halo tonight Baltibros
are umps trying to get the oreos to the world series this year?
this is some scary ass shit
>trout
>good
lol
LOL TROUT FUCKING SUCKS
>ANALSLIME
LMAO
>>67764923
>chicago cubs
No meme name needed
THIS FUCKING UMP JESUS FUXKING XHRIST
>>67764591
miggoat had 2 hr in 1 game two days ago
There's another win the O's didn't deserve but got anyway
woohoo
wow what a game gg analslime
Buck truck rolls on
Sorry about that last inning Angels, that was some serious umpball
The Buck Truck rolls on
>>67764942
YOU CAN"T KEEP FUCKING GETTING AWAY WITH IT
why didnt the fishman save them
ayylmao
robot umps when desu?
LGTSS
>Analslime
ty o bros
today is a good day
fuck the angels
>>67764950
the ump wanted to go home and called a ball in the dirt a strike
>>67764807
>you
O O O O O Yeah
O
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Haha that ump was garbage. First Orioles game I've seen this year, and now I understand why you're in first in the AL East.
Is seeing the angels lose like winning a world series to mariner fans?
>>67764949
Whatever you say 2nd placer ;^)
GG Angels, sorry about those bullshit calls.
I feel really bad for smardzija..
He's statisticaly the best pitcher in the giants rotation. Yet he doesn't get any attention
>>67764973
>analslime butt blasted
lmao i love this shit. eat a dick nerd
>>67764971
lol yeah, sure, the umpire union is just a big orioles fan club.
>>67764973
mfw 1st place
Why do Mariners fans hate the Angels.
I've literally never understood this.
>>67764978
What bullshit call? Was it a bullshit call when Wieders knocked it out of the fucking park?
>>67764989
Division Rivalry
>>67764986
Glad you see it too
>Cubes scored only 1 run off of one of the worst pitchers in the game
>>67764989
FUCK EM
>>67764977
Me. Your ass. May 30th. We're going to settle this.
See you there, punkass memelord.
>>67764998
Delete this
>>67764993
stay mad ;)
>>67764989
They think they're relevant.
Oakland-Angels is the true rivalry
>Shitcago
>>67764650
Where did you find this based stream?
AL Division Leaders
>Orioles
>White Sox
>Mariners
NL Division Leaders
>Nationals
>Cubs
>Giants
What the fuck is going on in the AL?
>>67765012
that "Win" is really in the way
>>67765010
mlb dot com slash mlb slash standings
>>67765012
>tfw Cain literally has his shit back together
Honestly. He's hitting his spots perfectly these last few starts
Now Peavy...
>>67765018
meme fucking magic
>>67765018
Memes. And the Eternal 4th Placers won't just fucking go away.
>>67765018
>orioles
oreos are pretty good and made the ALCS recently
>white sox
already starting to collapse
>mariners
that division is shit
>>67764989
Fuck Mike Trout, that's why
>>67764676
MAKEUP TITS
LMAO
>>67765018
Orioles are getting umpball in their favor every series, the ChiSox and Mariners are actually good
>>67765032
>saying the AL west is bad while the NL west still exists
>>67765018
See >>67765027
Otherwise go back to bed, Grandpa
>>67764989
because west coast rivalry
fuck california
fuck the angels
fuck trout
>>67765039
L O L
YOU ARE SO
FUCKING
MAD
>>67765043
>Home of even year dynasty
>Bad
>>67765051
but hes right tho
>>67765023
>may
>hasn't finished first in the division since 2001
Threadly reminder it's 2 months in the season and the Mariners haven't lost one road series yet.
>>67765002
>Lester failed to finish the 3rd inning
>Lester raised his ERA almost a full run in just this start
>Cubes lineup up against Bumgarner tomorrow
>>67765056
>samefagging
L O L
That Solarte play, good god
angels fans on suicide watch
>>67765015
I'm pretty sure that stream is delayed though
>>67765026
Anon, please stop. I want to believe, but he's never going to be great again. Best we can hope for is 5-6 innings of 2-3 run ball.
>>67765051
Gonna be fun watching the Orioles exposed on the national stage and get swept out of the first round
>>67765026
Hey I'll take it 4 out of 5 it ain't bad
>TFW better than the doyers are right now anyway. One goat ace isn't doing anything for them right now.
>>67765029
Then who are
>Eternal 1st Placers
>Eternal 2nd Placers
>Eternal 3rd Placers
>Eternal 4th Placers
>Eternal 5th Placers
Do every division, I'm curious to see this autism.
>>67765068
>>67765051
>this is how a Baltipoor citizen types
You know lol is all together right? Maybe you should've stayed in school instead of collecting those welfare checks
>>67765095
man i am literally rofl'ing at how mad you are right now.
PLEASE keep responding. this is great.
>>67765089
Shut up you fucking moron thats not how this fucking works you fucking dipshit
>>67764325
i keep coming into these threads because of this pic so i figure i may as well start watching boreball
i'm from tampa, so i guess that makes me a rays fan. could be worse. can't be bad as the bucs.
will baseball get me a qt gf?
>>67765105
The Orioles are a bad team riding on some massive luck. FACT.
>>67765075
Chill bro, I'm not talking about dominating, I'm talking about being a competent pitcher who does hurl his spaghetti down the middle of the plate. That's all. I'm realistic, but hopeful. He's looked very good lately
*broken english
h-hello /mlb/-kun i am roty :3
>>67765124
AMAZING
oh god my sides hurt from laughing too hard
>>67765109
O-Ok, I didn't mean to trigger you, I just wanted to see if you actually had an idea as to what all divisions should look like.
Otherwise >>/nba/
>TFW Dodgers digging deep into their bullpen.
Is this the time where the collapse happens, /sp/?
is the massive shit that the Orioles took on LAA tonight measurable?
Doyers friends, be honest. Do y'all miss Donny yet?
>>67765124
Their offense is actually legit though, pitching will kill them if they ever do collapse.
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>>67765137
You being so easily offended reinforces my belief that you also are aware that your team's "performances," if you can even call them that, are relying heavily upon luck and opportunity to thrive. It's not sustainable, and it worries you. So as a defensive shield from reality, you act all high and mighty and "laugh" in all of your posts. Sad really.
>>67764325
who dis qt?
>>67765160
By all the reasonable metrics of sequencing luck the O's have actually been slightly unlucky.
>>67765119
>will baseball get me a qt gf?
No
HE DID IT AGAIN, LMAO
>>67765167
to much ass
>>67765160
>he thinks i'm offended
this is great
pic related, it's me rn
FUCK HE ALMOST DID IT AGAIN
that troll camera shot lmao
>>67765160
Still upset the Preds kicked the Cucks out, Analslime poster?
upton piss test when
>that doyers fan that almost interfered and would have cost his team the game
>>67765182
damn was that close
>>67765186
GOD DAMN IT SO CLOSE!
JUST LOSE ALREADY YOU FUCKING DOYERS!
cute
CUTE
normally i get annoyed by announcers getting excited by fly balls that turn out to not be homers, but that looked like it was one
>Cain wasn't shit today
>Bumgarner tomorrow with a 5pm start time against some literal no name meme pitcher
Ez series win famalamadingdongs
>>67765229
>he doesnt know about hendricks
>>67765229
>tfw we're due for a Bum dinger
>>67765181
sat next to a couple at a pirate game back in april. the girl was super into sabermetrics and stuff like that and she said she basically had to drag her boyfriend to games.
BASES LOADED
2 OUTS
>>67765229
they play the games for a reason famalan
>>67765218
>she bought some Ivars fish and chips
excellent taste
>>67765235
>"bum dinger"
\o/
Give the Padres your energy /sp/
Please
Walk him home baby. Crush what's left of the Dodgers fans spirits.
>delabar DFA'd
bring him home shapiro
LMAO BASES LOADED WALK
3 (THREE) STRAIGHT WALKS
>DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS
are they saying si se puede?
Who the fuck is this "tsao" guy and why is he literally incapable of throwing a strike?
TOP FUCKING KEK
A "WALK" OFF
>DOYERS
DOYERS
>DOYERS
DOYERS
>DOYERS
DOYERS
>DOYERS
DOYERS
>DOYERS
DOYERS
>>67765218
>Ivar's
Based
>the irradiated city of this gook doyer pitcher
L M A O
M
A
O
Early Irish FORTUNE post.
Good luck and top ERA, ERA+, wOBA and BABIP statistics will be bestowed on your teams players, but only if you reply to this post with "TOP OF THE MORNING TO YE!"
>this shitty fucking gook
wheres that faggot bragging about the dodgers elite bullpen last night
>LOSING THE GAME ON A WALK OFF WALK
>>67765276
I heard he makes good chicken
TSAO-ANARA DOYERS FAGS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS >DOYERS
Atta boy I'm proud of you. This is what I wanted this team is proving that I am right about everything.
Solarte backing up from the plate before the pitch was even thrown was the best part.
GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING WALK-OFF WALK
FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING DADS AND JINTS ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR WE'RE BASEBALL ROYALTY THEY DON'T DESERVES SUCCESS WE EARNED THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOUR BULLPEN HAS LOST A GAME WITH A BASES LOADED WALK
EVERYONE BUT DODGERS REDS AND JAYS FANS FEEL FREE TO FUCK OFF
>>67765283
TOP OF THE MORNING TO YE!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU DG?
SHOW YOUR PATHETIC FUCKING FACE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN LAUGH AT IT
I dont see the dodgers winning the world series in the next 30 years with this ownership
>mfw good bullpen
Bolsinger for long reliefs
Liberatore for the 8th
Kenley 9th
Everyone else fuck off
>26P (9S, 17B)
>Doyers
wew lad
>>67765082
>muh may
>may may
>meme
Memeiners pls
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOW THIS IS PADRACING
AHAHA HOLY SHIT
how much did the doyers pay for that terrible gook pitcher?
EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE DOYERS
>TFW ALL THOSE DOYERS FAN TEARS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I can no longer contain my keks
Why do the Dodgers not want to win?
I almost feel bad for genuine Dodgers fans
Almost
>THE SPRAWLING SHITROPOLIS OF LOST ANGELES
>>67765314
They'll keep saying "b-but our farm system" as if they ever let anyone play
Zach Lee was the next big thing since 1995, and they left him in the minors to get worse and worse forever
Now Urias has been down there for 2 years and whenever he comes up will be on a 5 pitch limit
Im in a Padres bar. They are somewhere between cheering and laughing. Its great.
>>67765315
back at you royalbro
>tfw you witnessed the doyers get walked-off by the dads two nights in a row
>>67765319
>tfw I had hopes for him after his first appearance
I should have known better
god damn im feeling good right now
>Tsao
This guy was balls on the Rockies like 10 years ago LOL
>>67765357
>4 balls not even close
>doyers chimp out on ump
My sides
>>67765357
>2nd pitch not even in the same zipcode as the strike zone
>Ball 2 so fucking high it can't fit on the screen
>>67765357
that second ball
I mean, holy shit
you get paid millions to throw good pitches, and then you throw a pitch 15 fucking feet above the strikezone
>>67765361
I'll be there tomorrow for the walk off hat trick
>>67765357
>Ball 2
>>67765367
me too :3
>yfw Los Angeles "300 million" Dodgers
>>67765283
Top of the mornin to ye
>>67765346
Pretty much. We still suck but at least we can get some laughs from shitting on fuckboys
>>67765317
"Kenley Jansen is the best closer in baseball"
"Kenley Jensen is a set up man at best, Chapman or bust homie"
Go to bed Pissboi
>>67765361
>>67765408
O'Day is actually Polish, not Irish.
>>67765389
>mfw walk off balk tomorrow
>Both LA teams lost
Today is a great day for baseball.
>>67765361
>Kenley's quest to surpass the McGwire of relievers ends a homer given up to some emaciated manlet
>at least it can't get worse
>3 straight walks to end the next game
kek I can see why yahoo doesn't even have a picture of Tsao even though he's been in the league for 15 years
>>67765357
DELETE THIS
>Ken GurnickVerified account
@kengurnick
>Grandal walked out of clubhouse limping.
LMAO
M
A
O
>LOS
>DOYERS
>mfw someone in the last general posted about Kenley Jansen being elite literally seconds before he lost the game
Fucking kek, meme magic is real
>his teams bullpen doesnt load the bases
>his teams bullpen doesnt walk in the winning runs in extra innings
>his teams bullpen doesnt add negative win probability
>his teams bullpen only has single digit losses this season
>>67765433
>tfw no more double digit passed balls a game
