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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
(((MAIN CARD STARTS AT 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST)))
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
>mfw I realized conor is going to ko nate, frankie, mayweather, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
>>67757779
is he gonna be a 2 weight world champ also?
>>67757779
>>67757810
4 if you include McGregorWeight
>>67757839
how is he going to beat nate?
>>67757830
who's that?
>>67757849
ko obviously
>>67757867
>ko obviously
but he gassed himself last time on nate's leather face, what's different?
>>67757867
>i-i-it wasn't me!!!!
BTFO
>>67757887
He'll have more time to prepare his body for a Welterweight bout against a natural Welterweight. He only had 11 days to prepare for Nate as a specific opponent. Nate has claimed in the past that he had been preparing for Conor as a potential opponent since his fight with Michael Johnson. I also buy into the efficient energy meme. Conor made mistakes against Nate, he's smart enough to learn from them and take the victory with adequate preparation for Nate.
>>67757923
>I also buy into the efficient energy meme.
Nate wasn't even breathing hard as he finished McGregor. He could have easily gone another 15 minutes at that pace.
>>67757918
haha ok
>>67757846
^this thread isn't shit
>>67757946
Nate's cardio had nothing to do with why Conor lost. Conor was gassed thus susceptible to getting rocked.
>>67757951
No one gives a shit lad. You'll look back on this once you've grown up and be embarrassed for yourself. Personally I feel sorry for you. At least you've made this mistake anonymously online so it won't have any consequences for you. I just hope realise how dumb this is some day and take it back.
>>67758025
>>67757779
u cant do that because wonderboy is gonna be in jail for murdering rory
Paul Harris knocked out by a nobody.
Mayhem submitted by a nobody.
Hammil knocked out by Suckajew.
That's UFC caliber fighters right there.
>>67758023
>Nate had nothing to do with Conor's loss
What flavor is McGoobs cum, faget?
>>67758078
ask your mom
>>67758096
she told me you said it tasted like your dad's
confirm/deny, anon?
>>67758129
why is your mom blowing 20 different people?
what did he mean by this?
ngannou
>>67758154
>current year
>viciously living through a weakminded manlet
holy kek
>>67758165
it's vicariously you dummy
>>67757779
Based McGregoat
>>67758165
>viciously
lol you goof
ngannou
AHHHH NICK HELP!!!! I HAD TO FIGHT SOMEONE IN THE SAME WEIGHT CLASS AS ME!!!!!!!!!
>>67758380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwSHhHdu7T4
>>67758489
beautiful
>>67758528
Anyone going to watch tonight's MMA fights?
>>67758643
I am. It's better than nothing I guess.
>>67758850
Got link?
>>67759013
I pay for fight pass.
>>67757779
Right. So..He was getting tagged by the simplest, sloppiest 1-2 boxing combination by a guy who is not even a top range at boxing. He was gassed out before he got into second round. Then he couldn't defend himself on the ground and got chocked the fuck out. Now let's see him trying to go 12 round with a guy who is one of the best boxers of all time.
>>67758643
>>67758850
H*ck yeah boys it's time for some more "Possibly Good, Probably Mediocre" Mixed Mammal Arts
Oh neat Morrow on the card, he's pretty entertaining usually
>>67751020
BOXING SWEDE IS BASED
Didn't see him on the fight pass card listing just now though - maybe sherdog's bout order is off...
which woman fighter should i masturbate to tonight?
>>67759306
Hillary Williams
>>67759179
They need a gimmick to make these mediocre fights more palatable and a square cage isn't quite doing the trick
>>67759306
YOUNNA YOMEJAYCHIK
black dude trying to sound white
just of the night lads
Jesus Christ this announcer is trying to set a Guinness world record for over annunciation
Ref's got a dent in his head
>>67759306
JoJo
what are you guys watching and where from and is it for free? thanks
What an odd sequence.
>>67759540
go back to the fagdivingball threads, Asspain.
What an evil referee. I hope someone heems him.
>>67759540
No gf, all friends have gfs reporting. VFC
http://vipbox.so/boxing/watch-23a762-mma-ufc-vfc-50-wagner-vs-gallemore?l=1263747110
>>67759628
Get a dog bro.
>>67759233
>smetana
where's pelmeni?
>"pro" boxer vs state wrestler
>boxer isn't black
Gee I wonder who wins...
>>67759628
>Brazil: Sweden 1958, Chile 1962, Mexico 1970, United States 1994, South Korea/Japan 2002
>but hey, fagdivingball hur hur
>>67759695
should i disable adblock? can i avoid it? thanks anyway
what did you guys think of the mayhem fight?
italian dude had him, looked at th reff and walked away, mayhem curled up, italian tried a fucking peruvian necktie just to end up back to the floor with mayhem on his guard.
fake as fuck
>>67758806
Remember when he memed on Rampage?
>>67759825
I got adblock on. All I did was keep hitting x's.
>>67759695
http://www.cv55.eu/l6.html
cleaner link
>>67759950
>http://www.cv55.eu/l6.html
based adan
>>67759897
they reject people who reject advertisement
fuck donald draper anyway
>>67760026
i'm not adan, he's the brampton as fuck dude. and he never supplies links
Good workrate from Slyter on top
>>67760133
fear the shark
stepped on a plug like a tard today lads, cut some skin off muh poor foot
>This post is MMA related
>>67758189
lol read it in his voice
>>67759825
1993: Royce Gracie
1994: Royce Gracie
1995: Marco Ruas
1997: Vitor Belfort
2001: Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira
2001: Wanderlei Silva
2002: Bustamante
2003: Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira
2003: Wanderlei Silva
2004: Vitor Belfort
2005: Shogun
2006: Anderson Silva
2008: Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira
2008: Renato Babalu
2008: Lyoto Machida
2009: Shogun
2009: Jose Aldo
2009: Cris Cyborg
2010: Rafael Feijão
2010: Jacaré
2011: Junior dos Santos
2012: Renan Barão
2014: Fabrício Werdum
2015: Rafael dos Anjos
yeah I dont care about your fag sport, sanchez
>>67760422
be careful
it's been more than two months, do you agree holm vs tate is a fight of the year candidate?
>>67760541
hell no it was boring
mcgregor-diaz was the best fight of the card by far
>>67760541
If you showed a casual that fight they'd be bored shitless until the ending
>>67760422
>1993: Royce Gracie
>1994: Royce Gracie
can
>1995: Marco Ruas
can
>1997: Vitor Belfort
major roided gatekeeper
>2001: Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira
can
>2001: Wanderlei Silva
>2002: Bustamante
thinner hue version of rockhold
>2003: Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira
>2003: Wanderlei Silva
>2004: Vitor Belfort
>2005: Shogun
>2006: Anderson Silva
leben
>2008: Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira
>2008: Renato Babalu
fatfuck
>2008: Lyoto Machida
play it safe
>2009: Shogun
>2009: Jose Aldo
>2009: Cris Cyborg
man
>2010: Rafael Feijão
who
>2010: Jacaré
>2011: Junior dos Santos
>2012: Renan Barão
dominick is injuried so we might need someone to feed dillashaw
>2014: Fabrício Werdum
altitude
>2015: Rafael dos Anjos
pettis, no rda yet
>>67761045
Trying way too hard
>>67760884
If you showed someone who's been following MMA for a decade and some change (me) that fight they'd be bored shitless till the ending.
>>67761255
True, but at least we can appreciate the clashing of styles and know why Holly Holm isn't instantly throwing headkicks
>>67761255
in my case I went from bored to mad, I was rooting for miesha but holly just gave her the choke and reminded me how fucking awful womyns mma is
Overton seemed pretty badly affected by the end of round 2 work by Willis
>>67761462
>square cage
Worst of both worlds
so despite the 199 title fight change, you guys think we're going to be in for some spicy bangers?
>>67761489
you mean best
>>67761492
holloway is my boy, yes we will
Alright alright time for UFC vet Jake "Da Librarian" Lindsay vs Zak "Grey Hair at 31, how?" Bucia
>>67761503
Just imagine MM cornering a goof and lunging can't save them anymore
wew the livershot outta nowhere
so is mcgregor cutting back down to 145?
he looks skinnier and skinnier every photo he shows himself in lately
>>67762041
spicy
>>67762062
Nothing like a body knee to ruin your day
am i the only one here watching jungle fight?
>>67759415
YOANNA CHINGCHONG*ClickingNoises*CHAK
>>67762153
Didn't even realise there was a Jungle Fight card on! Has it been good?
Nice work by Villefort to recover and get the takedown there, I like that.
>>67762209
STOCKTON MOTHERFOCKER
and idk, started watching two fights back, usual jj + horrible, stiff kickboxing like usual, still entertaining I guess
![corey-anderson-tuf-19-finale[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TGAxUtz.jpg "corey-anderson-tuf-19-finale[1].jpg")
>“I wasn’t upset,” Anderson said. “We got in the locker room and my coach was furious and kept bringing it up. I was like, ‘Man, I got my health and I’m healthy enough to get back in the gym. We go back to the drawing board. I did my best and we came up short. It’s not that big of a deal to be upset about.’ I grabbed my phone and started seeing all the stuff people put on social media. I read through it for about 30 minutes and that’s when it started getting to me. I got back to the hotel and took it on my own to find an illegal copy of my fight and I watched it. That’s the point where I was hurt and felt like I really got robbed.”
You live by the split decision, you die by the split decision.
>>67762041
>lukethomasgetskneed.webm
>>67762331
I have to rewatch the fight but I thought Shogun won clearly. I might be wrong however because it was rather late. I think Shogun may have dropped him once or twice too.
>>67762458
It was a weird case where for the first two rounds Anderson '''won''' them with some dull rangey strikes and wrestling but Shogun dropped and hurt him right at the end of both rounds.
jesus christ the bunda on this ring boon
Pitolo now on a 7 fight win streak...
>>67762598
image?
>>67758046
TOP KEK
>YFW Wonderboy couldn't even handle Matt Fucking Brown
>>67763794
ill take a picture of my tv next time she comes up
Not many real Fite Fans on /heem/ anymore. Sad.
>>67757810
McGOATer will be the first person ever to be a 3 weight UFC world champ AND 2 weight boxing champ all at the same time.
That loss to Nick Diaz was just a fluke.
pls no more anthems
>>67763817
4 years ago
>>67763963
>Nick Diaz
Nice touch
What's your opinion on Matt 'The Wizard' Hume?
>>67763963
>Nick Diaz
If you're gonna shitpost, you might wanna do it right...
>>67764011
He did. Hence your reply
Long Form Webmaster of Pimentel's win. Really didn't think he'd get the win with his stubborn "whatever I'll play guard all night bro" attitude. Good stuff.
>>67764010
he's actually jewish
That was... quick.
>>67764046
>Hey Maximus, why'd the chicken cross the road?
k the commentator just said the nigress name
https://www.instagram.com/adeliajsoares/
>Watching anything other than the UFC
lol. I bet you actually "trane" too, ya kucks
also; Gallemore was wearing one of those two-part mouthpieces, not seen very often...
a-and one last webm while I'm at it
where were you when melvin "full mercy" manhoef tried to coast to a decision
>>67764101
See why can't the UFC get ring girls like her?
Neat, turned into Jungle Fight just in time to catch a gnarly armbar
>>67764347
dana is major against steroids
>>67764340
at home in front of my computer awash with the glow of my monitor.
and u?
>>67764340
It's always that much worse when two knockout artists have a horrible fight
>>67762331
I'm not a fan of Cory Anderson, he's not exciting to watch. He's going down the Jared Rosholt road where he gets cut after only 2 losses for being severely tedious.
>>67764340
weak bait
damn Palhares got fucked up
Any KK webms?
>>67764420
poo goes in loo, not in river
>>67764442
Who dis???
>>67764424
why do you anglo freaks say pal hares btw? its not even the same name anymore
just say pallares if you have any trouble
>>67764470
A CUTE
>>67764470
>he doesn't know about the hottest strawweight on the market right now
>>67764402
I wonder what Arianny would look like if she was put on a schedule of steroids and other bulking PEDs... let her get in on Lorenzo's private supply, maybe.
>>67764492
shut up or I will piss in your mouth
>>67764506
like cyborg
>>67764495
>>67764492
>why do you pronounce his name the correct way instead of the way stupid brazilians do?
gee idk maybe its the privilege of the cultural hegemon to not give a fuck about how you monkeys do things
Klidson is a weird looking name
>I rate Joanna
>>67764531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdSA9vOEgmI
Spicy fem banger. I want Cyborg vs Holm now
>>67764551
pardos are very creative, they kinda have to be because they all have the same surnames
>>67764610
Okay, I'm reading up on these Pardos on Wikipedia now
But then I saw something that REALLY caught my eye
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazonian_Jews
You guys have Jungle Jews!
JUNGLE JEWS
>>67764598
Claude still on gas?
>>67764551
>tfw born with a rare name for my generation
>suddenly because of cancerous Globo soup operas it has become the most popular name for newborn boys in the country for the past 6 years
>now everyone laughs at me because of my babby name
>>67764671
lol
>>67764551
pls nuke
>>67764706
shutup cotista fuck
>>67764732
>cotista
what do you mean, negrito?
>i rate Claudia
>>67764798
damn thats an ugly bitch
>>67764798
>>67764010
still watching aussie?
this boxer girl has the best striking in the whole event by far
>>67764798
>>67764846
she looks like she fights for a living
>>67758046
Naw, he's a better sportsman than that. He'll take the loss to Rory like a man, and build himself up to be better next time.
>>67758267
McGregor gets up from that - he's aged 30 years.
Damn.
I'll NEVER understand why Chad gave up with 10 seconds left, put his hands at his sides, and slowly walked away as if waiting for Goobs to hit him.
Unless...
>>67764721
Can I save this?
>>67758346
>AHHHH NICK HELP!!!! I HAD TO FIGHT SOMEONE IN THE SAME WEIGHT CLASS AS ME!!!!!!!!!
Come on, McGoobs has made a career beating up guys MUCH smaller than he is. His primary talent is weight-cutting, ffs.
>>67758466
How do you lose when you have a 13 inch advantage?
Holy shot
>>67760541
lol
>the state of ohio
>at least we have stipe
>>67760541
Holm got exposed before she had muh Tyson aura.
>>67761045
>>2002: Bustamante
>thinner hue version of rockhold
how is bustamante thinner if they're both middleweights?
>>67765055
Bustamante didn't cut an absolute fuckton of weight.
>>67765102
>miller's TDD
Daily reminder that boxing Swede could heem every here
My boy
>>67765102
I'm going to be 100 emoji with you. I'm still fairly new to MMA. Started watching when Chael was going to fight Anderson the second time. But I'm not really familiar with Mayhem. I know him from Bully Beatdown mostly. But the only other fight of his that I saw was the Bisping one. Where he lost. Was he actually ever good? Or is he meme?
that's a spicy cucking right there
>>67765180
Those gloves tho
>>67765180
His gloves were definitely loaded with something though
>>67765178
He had some good fights. He beat Sakuraba and did okay against Shields, almost submitting him before the final bell IIRC. He also beat Robbie Lawler and Tim Kennedy.
>>67757758
Holm decisions Shevchenko .
Rumble decisions Texiera
>>67765220
I just want to see Rumble heem the fuck out of anyone.
>>67764347
nigger?
>>67765220
Rumble is going to send Glover out on a stretcher.
I'm surprised Glover has managed to go this long without being KO'd. He's slow as fuck and got dropped by fucking Marvin Eastman.
>>67765261
Texiera hasn't been heemed since 02. It was his only loss by KO.
I don't think rumble can KO texiera, but Tex is getting old, so don't think he can throw down like he used to.
>>67765261
glover will get ko'ed in 2nd round. we are all lucky rumble's cardio is shit, we'd witness murder often in the octagon otherwise.
>>67765189
>>67765194
naw, they check that shit prefight, retards.
>hurrr everyone is retarded except me, his gloves were loaded for sure
glover is going to grapple the shit out of rumble
cap this
>>67765402
If he doesn't get heem'd in the process.
>>67765402
that's what everyone thought about bader too.
>>67765426
i forgot that if one person didn't do something it means no one can. thanks for the reminder, nigger!
>>67765378
He's only been KO'd once. First fight.
He's dealt with heavy hitters before. Did you remember what he did to OSP?
I don't see texiera losing by submission either, Johnson is no BJJ blackbelt, its no secret.
The only way Rumble wins is via decision.
>>67765261
This was when he was Welter Weight right?
If he learned meme jistsu he could've been a 4 division champ
>>67765441
Rumble has no stamina, heem or die versus Glover
>>67765435
rude
>>67765441
but can rumble even go through 3 rounds?
>>67765441
Either AJ finishes him in the first via TKO/KO or Glover's grappling will take the decision.
>>67765457
no he fought Jimi Manuwa at LHW, he fought Koschek at WW and Vitor at MW which became a catchweight bout I think, Vitor still beat him.
>>67765441
OSP hurt him on the feet, but OSP is also one of the sloppiest strikers in MMA. Rumble has excellent wrestling as long as he isn't gassed.
Glover is not making it out of the first round conscious.
>>67764482
why is the ref grabbing her arm.
Because I am a grappler also
>>67765530
Yeah all his loses to rear meme choke
>>67765571
I think to see if it is dislocated, don't know if it's legal or not.
>>67765402
This
>that first 60 seconds of the glover/rumble fight
spicy banger tier if glover doesn't pull a bader
>>67765624
Glover is not Bader.
He either gets KO'd trying to bang to please the fans or he submits AJ
>>67765642
if true he's going to sleep
>>67765624
Is Rumble the zenith of the wrestleboxer fighter archetype?
>>67765662
now that he's subbing people, maybe
>>67765662
Wrestlekickboxer maybe, his kicks and his angles are really good.
>>67765530
damn he look skinny AF here. That was a middleweight fight, right?
If Wonderboy gets the tittle and it turns out karate isn't just a meme, I'd like to see Wonderboy vs Rumble at 185.
>>67765662
jones is
>>67765662
He's more of a kickboxer than a boxer really. Look at his DC fight, he threw a shit ton of kicks at DC.
Prime Koschkeck defeats Anthony Johnson at any weight class.
>>67765702
>le elbow-poke-elbow man
>A boxer
>>67765728
Koshceck is a smaller dude. He wouldn't make LHW or HW.
>>67765696
>AF
ye ye, nigga. baka small dicked white boiz.
>>67765727
>>67765686
Yeah should have thought that one through.
Stipe fits the bill a lot better
>>67765734
jones would cuck your boy, argentina
>>67765738
wallahi that's funny
>>67765736
Koscheck is at least 200 off camp
>>67765752
My boy is the boxing swede
>>67765738
delet this right meow
>>67765765
redban?
>>67765757
LHW is 205. They're 15-25 pounds heavier on fight day after re-hydrating. He's still too small.
>>67765764
>>67765696
no the Koschek fight was at WW
>>67765576
you are correct.
>There are people in this thread not watching KARATE LIVE from japan
casuals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lckJcG-Usbo
