JUST
There's no way we get a fucking point
Not enough African-Americans. Bring back DaMarcus.
Why are they all men??
why are USA going to the EUROs?
>>67752482
It's literally coming home la
>>67752675
there's some contrast issues here.. even tim howard looks kinda white
>>67752732
>8-2
Where is Johannsson?
Goals from where? Expect some seriously boring matches.
>>67752838
hospital
>>67752482
>perry kitchen
>American names
i see you finally kicked that little diskerud cunt out
congrats
>>67752482
>Chandler
>Orozco
>Kitchen
>No Nguyen
>No fullbacks who play regularly other than Yedlin
>No Finlay
Fuck this shit
>copa america
>United States
fucking really? are they on the same continent as argentina or brazil?
>>67752838
He's out injured
But he's real shitty anyways
>>67752925
Probably the only good decision Klinsmann made
>>67752984
>>67752984
They even let us host the tournament, the absolute madmen.
>>67752984
It's only to celebrate the 100th year of the tournament.
I think it's meaningless in terms of Confed Cup but I could be wrong.
>>67752980
>Nguyen
That gook is not that good hence why he plays in the mls
>>67752980
>Kitchen
I like how he played for DC and got no call-ups, but then he moves to play for fucking Hearts and Klinsmann sucks his dick.
Also no Ethan Finlay is disappointing.
>>67752482
Bedoya is the only good player on this list desu
>5 German Players.
>>67752921
That's indeed a meme name
What ever happened to Bobby Wood? Kid scored some clutch goals when he played.
>>67752984
Japan has played Copa America in the past. They just invite whoever.
>>67753160
Bedoya is probably the most overrated guybon the NT
>>67753123
>the MLS
Yeah
Opinion discarded
>>67753144
Because the MLS is cancer and ruining US Soccer .
Go play somewhere where you can develop and you might get a shot. Klins needs to do more of this.
>>67753207
He is on the roster is will probably start.
>ameriwhites
>>67753213
Bedoya made a great season with lyon last year.
Is he that bad with the NT ?
>>67753160
>bedoya
>good
>>67752482
They look like regens
>>67753213
enjoy watching an inferior league
>inb4 MUUHHHHH 20 YEARS IT WILL BE #1
they have been saying that for the past 20 years
>>67753235
He went to Scotland, which is routinely believed to be worse the MLS
But even if that's not true, they've got enough cover at his position
Real lack of depth at fullback and attack minded players
>>67752482
is number 11 Jimmy Kimmels brother?
Ehh its not that bad. Could be worse
>>67753287
First of all, he doesn't play with Lyon
And second, yeah he's shit with the NT
Horvarth playing for US? Cool.
>first match against Colombia
>>67753445
Klinsmann could be coaching
Oh wait he is
It couldn't be worse
So julian green was just shit then was he
>>67753287
>lyon
He had a good run a while ago but I'm expecting him to do good in this tournament.
>>67753453
Fuck you're right, I mixed him with bedimo .
Yeah bedoya is shit
I barely know these names.
I like the US team, I wish they do good in this tournament.
>>67753541
Why?
He's played mediocre for the US at best
>>67753354
>He went to Scotland, which is routinely believed to be worse the MLS
They're both equally as appalling, but I'd say the SPL would have the edge on the MLS.
>>67753810
I wouldn't know
It's just what I heard
But even if it's just an edge it's not enough to merit his inclusion
>>67753886
I've watched a fair bit of both and they're both terrible, but SPL defences are actually somewhat organised whereas the MLS ones aren't in the slightest 9 times out of 10.
>>67752803
he is
>>67753944
I don't care
>>67754059
Shit the fuck up then, faggot.
>Wondo
IM STILL FUCKING TRIGGERED AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>67752482
>wondowlowski still getting call ups
JUST
where's julian 'next messi and cristiano combined' green?
Wood is apparently doing well in the bundles
why klinnsman keeps putting nagbe and zardes in I will never understand, theyre garbage
>>67753186
You mad your country is still occupied by the US military? You mad our servicemen are fucking your women?
>>67754603
>american banter
when will this meme end?(don't reply to me, the question is rhetorical.)
Why are they playing Puerto Rico to prepare for South American teams?
>United states of trackstars
Don't tell me anyone is watching this shit show. The Euros will be a million times better.
>Wondolowski
>Orozco
>Three DMs
What the fuck is Klinsmann thinking?
>>67752482
We have Puligoat though
>>67754913
They will. But, why not both? Different times and all.
>>67754913
>not watching both
>>67753213
MLS is fucking trash
>>67754059
Butthurt MLS hipster lmao
>>67752675
Let me try and detect the blacks there
>without a doubt black
Deandre Yedlin
Gyasi Zardes
Darlington Nagbe
Jermaine Jones
Timmy Chandler
>kinda blackish, but not 100% sure
Bobby Wood
Fabian Johnson
5 to 7 blacks
That's a black rate of 22% to 30%
How is that not enough?
>>67752482
>no Donovan
What the fuck? I'm sick of our coach! Fire his ass.
>>67755133
>Hawaii
>black
>>67752482
w-what is wrong with Chandlers face
>>67755133
Thanks for the expertise in blackematics
>>67755278
Is Obama black?
>>67755423
Half black, his dad is from kenya
>>67755133
You missed Howard and orozco
-------------------Howard
Yedlin---Cameron----Brooks---Johnson
----------------Beckerman
-----------Bradley------Jones
Bedoya---------------------------Zusi
----------------Dempsey
quintessential shitty klinsmann lineup
>>67752732
ayy lmao underrated post desu family
>>67755133
Bobby wood is Hawaiian.
>>67752482
USA eliminated in first round
>>67752482
Expected. The good thing is Pulisic, FabJo, and Wood is in there because they are the only definite starters as well as the fact that Jurgen finally got rid of mlels meme shitters like Nguyen, Nagbe, Memeis etc. The bad part is he still brought on a few mlels shitters like Kitchen and fucking Wondolowshit.
Either way, we're not going to make it out of the group with this average roster unless Pulisic goes Goat mode and Wood performs well and doesnt disappear like he has done before.
P U L I S I C
U
L
I
S
I
C
>>67754956
Preparing to park the bus each game
>>67754913
This one has games that are actually in our country you neckbeard loser
This is the problem with American "soccer fans", you pretend to like the sport but you won't even pay $50+ to go watch Brazil or Uruguay play in your backyard
>>67758349
No, MLS American soccer fans are the joke
>>67758239
>got rid of mlels meme shitters like... Nagbe
I've got news for you.
>>67754588
This
>>67754786
Boost confidence meme, getting a good flow against a cake team
>>67758533
Yeah I missed it. Still an okay squad
>>67758667
Of course your Yuroboo eyes would think that
>>67758809
>FIGHT AND WIN
kys MLelcuckS
>>67752482
>Steve Birnbaum
>Darlington Nagbe
>Ethan Horvath
Casual here. I literally don't know who these guys are.
>>67758941
birnbaum in german basically means 'pear tree'
>Wondo
Klinnsy, the meme has to end
>>67758851
Players like Chandler and Orozco have no business being on the roster
>>67752482
>Zardass
>Wondo "le bottle tap in during most crucial moment in the wc" lowshit
>old man Beckerman
>Kitchen
>Zusi
>Orozco
We're FUCKED
>>67759044
Neither do half of these Mls players desu
Well at least Altidore won't be playing. Maybe Bobby Wood might actually be good. Why did he pick so few strikers though?
>>67759123
Because they all suck with the exception of Demps and Wood and Wood is always hit or miss.
>>67759108
Like?
>>67752482
300m people and this is the best to offer? I don't get it, how are you so bad at football?
>no Jordan Morris
Is the meme over?
>>67759246
All our best athletes go into other sports -- mostly football and basketball. Soccer is not seen as glamorous.
The median MLS salary is like $100,000. You can make more straight out of school as a software engineer.
a cheeky knockout appearance desu
>>67754603
>his servicemen are niggers
lol
>>67759604
>slav
>white
>>67759335
Do you think this will change? Football is the most watched sport in the world, surely football in the USA will gain popularity eventually
>>67759651
>american
>human
>>67758651
That never works
>>67759044
Orozco plays in Mexico
>>67759757
And?
Wondo isnt good outside MLS. Speed of play is too fast for him. Morris, despite unfinished product can at least be super sub role. You look at his left backs and it's a weakness, we're never going to be perfect there, but he sacrifces his best left midfielder in Johnson and cowardly puts him at leftback.
Orozco has been in the reserves for most of the season. Even Gonzalez or Ream would've been a better selection. Gonzalez skillset is different but on good team in Liga MX playoffs. Hell even Lichaj is backup RB/LB quality. Orozco is trash at right back. Guzan will give up at least 1 soft goal in the group stage. His confidence is very low. Nick Rimando is in better form than him.
Beckerman is finished and has been for quite some time.
Klinsmann has average players to work with but if you follow every game you can see he can't even get the best out of the player pool. More and more as time passes USA fans will appreciate Bob Bradley more.
There is no defined style, formation or semblance of consistency with Klinsmann's selections.
>>67759689
There's been an upward trend since the 80s. You make fun of mls now but in the 90s it was a joke. Attendance is growing for club and national team games, views for WCs goes up with each new one. The sport is clearly growing. Now we're just getting into the stage of developing some talent. Mls academy kids like Miazga being sold to Chelsea would have been unheard of even 10 years back. By the time you and I are grandpas, I seriously think we will have an established league with world class homegrown players and a top national team. That could happen if FIFA expands the club world cup format and makes it prestigious. I can imagine a world class LA Galaxy facing off Barcelona with Messi Jr. Jr. in a sold out crowd in America in the 2050s
>>67759879
Bob Bradley was unironically the best coach we've ever had. Had us playing Leicester style against bigger teams back when it wasn't popular during muh tiki taco Guardiola era but our shitty federation didnt think it was good enough and brought a meme kraut in. Nowadays the Leicesters and Atleticos are making big comebacks and this kraut still hasnt even fulfilled his promise of making us play posession based Deutschland stronk soccer
>>67760954
Pretty much. And admittedly it was time for a change after the 2011 Gold Cup loss and for us to move on, but he did know the strengths and limitations of what he had to work with. Dempsey and Donovan in their prime helped, but he constructed a system around them to maximize their abilities.
Klinsmann plays so narrow, we pass the ball around aimlessly and most of the time backwards. He tries to make the US something theyre not.
>>67759801
Thats not europe
>>67759879
Agree with all of this except thr rimando part.
>>67760847
WE HOOLIGANS NOW
>Bradley
If this is honestly the best we can do why even bother
>>67761854
Yuroboos hate everything MLS
If he played in Australia he'd better than any MLS player in their eyes
>>67752482
>300 million people
>We can't come up with 20 decent soccer players
>>67762358
You serious?
am I the only one who thinks Guzman is better than bradley?
>>67763088
They play different positions...
>>67763174
and howard*
I dont know why I typed bradley
>>67763088
Guzan just had one of the worst seasons for an American goalie ever. And Howard's pretty much retired.
Zardes is elite 2bh
>>67763296
Even LAGfags think Zardass is shit
>>67752482
> Guzan
> Chandler
> Bradley
> Wondolowski
> No Morris
That's it we're fucked. Hope Juergen gets the sack soon...
>>67763074
> Conveniently forgot he gave the ball to Portugal literally 30 seconds from victory in 2014
> Forgot he did fuck all against Mexico in the Confederations Cup playoff
>>67759285
Hopefully. Imo Im tired of seeing an overrated shitter who cant even use his left leg.
WHERE IS FINLAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is Jozy Altidore injured, retired or did Klinnsman just say fuck off?
>>67752482
I'm not even going to watch, I think I'll just stick to the Euros
>>67765675
> Altidore
Fuck that meme. Glad he's hurt and I hope he never comes back.
>>67753213
Bedoya is better than any of the trash coming out of MLS.
Holy shit, it looks like u-19 game. That stadium, those camera angles.
>>67765675
Injured.
what happened to julian green
he was supposed to be good
>>67771750
He disappeared in this game
He's complete shit
>>67771750
>dempsey donovan cameron howard all came from mls
This is why people think american soccer fans are retarded
>>67754624 (you)
>no jordan "I cant shoot with my left foot" memeis
Good
>Zard "I dont even have a first touch" es
Bad
>Chris "I choked the most important chance in the wc" Wondo "I statpad tap ins against MlelS literally whos" lowshit
Very bad
>Brad "I literally was the reason for Jamemeca scoring 2 goals against us" Gu "I was so awful with Aston Villa that I was responsible for their relegation" zan starting
We're FUCKED
>>67781881
he means the young prospects coming out of mls
currently there isn't a single young american mls forward who could make it in a Big 5 Euro first division
>>67787292
Pulisic converted to a forward would still be our best option tbhonestwithyoufamalam
>>67754970
Puligoat is our 5th or 6th striker though
>>67790050
>our
>>67790391
It seems like you didn't get the meme, my white friend.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Pulido
>>67791354
Literally who
>>67791406
He would literally be your main striker if he was American
>>67791504
And?
>>67791354
>Greek league
Kek
>>67791354
No one cares about your memexican literal whos when we already have the next Goat in Dortmund
so how many goals would suarez score against these guys?
>>67792504
2 and set up a third
>No Ream
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(am)
fuck Klinns
>>67752482
Are they also getting deported? Or is it all in the interest of the nation?
I feel bad looking at this just...completely boringly medicore team. its gonna go out with a draw and two 2-0 losses or some shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbn3rOPmR9w
hopefully this cheers you guys up ;_;
>>67792568
Ream is shit. There's a reason why he plays in the championship
The Meme Team
>>67792347
Yea, because one guy will totally be able to completely change how good your team is.
>>67792323
>MLS league
>>67752482
Don't worry, >we are sending a meme team too
>>67754522
>>67754571
Fuck off, Wondo is a great poacher and a stand up dude. Perfect super sub.
The real question is why is guzan still #1?
>>67794148
Build wall, spic. Humans are talking right now.
How would you line this team up? I think that pic related has a chance at making it out of the group playing a fluid 433/343 with Cameron dropping back and Johnson/Yedlin bombing up on attack. I'm not sold with Dempsey on the right wing, but idk who else we'd put there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Maybe switch Wood and Dempsey?
>inb4 Zarshit
>>67786934
You forgot Michael "must definitely be blackmailing Klinsmann" Orozco.
>>67759731
lol hard
>>67794226
Oops, wrong pic. Essentially the same though
>>67794226
>Besler in center
Do you want us to concede 3 goals a game?
where's julian green?
>>67754913
>he believes this
>>67794275
Playing with his 1/8cm dick slit in the German fourth decision. Kid sucks major ass, basically Freddy Adu 2.0.
>>67794247
>>67794260
Would he do better on the left like in this? Tbhonest I've not watched too much of Besler, I just don't know who else to put in at center back. I dislike Orozco, but have heard good things about Birnbaum.
I think America's team is fairly decent desu most of them were in Brazil and they were good there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEeL6CkMF-g
>I like how they don't even know what the fuck they're celebrating for
>tim howard
>brad guzan
rip in pieces USMenNinjaTurtles.
>tfw rooting for USA in the copa
Feelsgoodman
>>67796754
Honestly, Idk why we dont play more friendlies against each other. I think the last time we played against each other was the fucking 2010 wc.
>>67752482
Wtf where's Landon Donavon?
>>67793012
We should be fine in groups desu, but we can't compete against a decent team.
>>67797766
>fine in groups
Uh no
We won't
>>67797791
They call it the group of death.
So be it
>>67797791
You think we'll lose to Paraguay and to Costa Rica?
>>67797814
Wasn't real group of death
And we only escaped because of Ghana's fighting and Portugal's sleepwalking
>>67797929
I think we'll get destroyed by them
>>67797992
I can't see us not winning against Paraguay and I think a nil nil draw is the most likely outcome of the CRC match
>>67797929
Paraguay is a tough team to play for anybody
>>67797992
Italy was shit
England is shit
Costa Rica were playing out of their minds
Yes ours was the real group of death
>>67798004 #
Then you're an ignorant fool
>>67798021
>Italy & England were shit
>Costa Rica was playing out of their minds
And it was still much better than the non-German members of our group
>>67794226
This should be the lineup. I'm still not sold on Nagbe, but there probably isn't anyone better right now.
>>67794247
>5-2-3
Wat.
>no Altidore
It's all I ever wanted.
