PARKER vs Tacam
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who /boxing/ here? anyone else watching this fight?
here lad, first time watching Parker fight.
wew
>>67736607
yea my first real parker fight. you have no idea how hyped this guy has been here. everyone has been on his dick since the beginning.
>>67736583
Here
>actually having the entirety of In the Air Tonight play
fs just come out already
Yeah sis bet the house on Takam tttt
>>67736607
lol you picked one hell of a fight for the 1st one
>>67736616
so he is basically the Aussie/Kiwi Anthony Joshua?
>>67736583
Is this on now?
Might watch before work tbqh
do u lads reckon if parker wins this he'll start being taken as a serious contender in the boxing world? if he wins this who might he fight next?
>>67736643
first one they are showing in UK I think
>>67736655
Yes. Fighters are in the ring now
>>67736655
yes, just about to start on Sky Sports 3
>>67736659
this an eliminator for IBF (Joshua's belt) so that would be the logical fig
>>67736667
His fights are on youtube too, lad
>>67736687
gizza link
Parker getting tagged quite a lot by counters it seems
Parker getting tagged a fair bit here
Parker getting ktfo tonight boy, he getting exposed
Pretty well the first time that Parker is fighting someone who didn't come to the ring in a wheelchair and he's being found out a bit I feel.
link to stream?
Parker doing much better now
>>67736796
facebook com/BeastMoze1
>>67736779
>>67736771
t.tacam
SHAT AP BLAD would have his way with Parker desu senpai
>>67736796
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/EC3bWXzXyVQ
>>67736822
Off air.
Is this basically the aj of new Zealand? All the casuals come out to watch him?
All the polys at home watching this fight getting lessons on how to punch their family
>>67736831
>implying they need lessons
Getting tagged far too easily here. Actually picked some decent shots, mind.
How easy is Parker going to be for him lads
>>67736829
Yeah man, I know nothing about boxing and I'm now a huge fan of it for today. Tomorrow I won't care.
>>67736827
it will come and go, just refresh
>Parker
>looks native af
How?
Parker looking good but has some defensive vulnerabilities, wouldn't be smart for him to fight Joshua after this.
>>67736847
Within 4 rounds, Parker is awful defensively
>>67736852
Copy that, got it going again now!
You can just hear how many casuals are in the crowd when they're cheering easily defended shots that didn't actually score.
Did Parker blow his wad?
Parker about to go down
>>67736859
Parker looks like a back up dancer
>>67736805
Thanks man
>>67736874
this lad. it's almost embarrassing
New Zealand aj getting BTFO here. I don't even rate aj that highly but he'd eat this guy within 3 rounds.
>>67736859
Finding out what happens when the opponent doesn't fall over after the first clean punch too lol
This is over. Parker will drop next round.
Takam is a good fighter
but Parker is showing a lot of vulnerabilites
rip parker
GAME OVER PARKER
>>67736874
>>67736896
>m- muh normies in m- muh boxing
Is Parker white?
Lots of missus gonna get the bash tonight
If Parker was to fight somebody who were to actually throw punches he'd genuinely get BTFO
>>67736903
Takam is the best fighter Parker has fought up to this point by a long shot
>>67736932
polynesian
Literally going to put all my wages on AJ to beat the winner of this
Parker fucking gassed
>>67736940
Do Polynesians have white surnames?
>>67736932
Abbo
>>67736934
lol bloody horis and islanders. same when the aABs lose i heard domestic violence goes up in NZ
>>67736932
If Parker loses will the parasite that is Kevin Barrie finally stop blood sucking NZ boxers?
>>67736939
yeah obviously huge step up considering parker has fought nobody decent ever
desu Takam is better than anyone AJ has fought at this point as well (apart from maybe Whyte)
Tfw didn't get to see the bronze bottler get beat by povetkin today
Broseph Parker EXPOSED
>>67736949
if ur not white, u wanna try and be white
Takam seems content to do nothing for the first 2 minutes and press the action in the last one
Guess they don't have any decent gear in NZ
>>67736923
Sorry for following boxing for 20 years and having actual knowledge instead of being a seething casual.
This is what happens when your first fights are against fat guys in their 40's
>>67736963
>desu Takam is better than anyone AJ has fought at this point as well
This is true, but I feel like by this point in the fight, AJ would have taken Takam's head off
agree?
Post ur scorecards lads
What the fuck did they tell Takam to hold back and let Parker win? Takam could maul him right now
>>67736987
Can you imagine a grandmaster crying about a new fan asking if a queen can move like a horse?
So what exactly is it about your professional spectatorship that makes you think your opinion is worth anything more than others?
>>67737009
Post ring-girl arse lads.
>>67737007
yeah I guess, Takam not doing anything for long stretches of the round giving them away
>>67737018
Takam looks a bit gassy himself to me
Parker completely fucked himself in that exchange
Parker is blown out now
OH SHIT
Parkers finished
Parker will win the decision lads, Takam is also tired.
parker btfo next round right hook ko inc
what a round
I really really want to see aj in the ring with a guy who can take a punch
anyone can look like a bazooka against tin cans
what a round lads
FINAL ROUND FOR PARKER
>>67736987
I watched a DVD of Ali fights but you don't see me lording it over anybody
Parker finally experiences a bit of parity and he's done
>>67736987
you're retarded kid, get off ur high horse
>Gaseph Parker
takam looks huge
>new zealanders on facebook saying Parker would smash Joshua and Fury
tippy top lel tbqh
Takams a mong
Takam is so frustrating
>takam the lazy nigger not even doing anything
>>67737122
>negro genetics + anabolics
>it's a 2 gassed heavyweights in the late rounds episode
>>67737127
>vietnamese who hasnt stood on a landmine yet
fuck all the vietnamese people
>>67737058
Same, would be really interesting to see how he'd do. Not sure how much it tells us if Joshua wins easily, Parker hasn't been massively impressive here. Tells us far more if he struggles.
>this is the best new Zealand have to offer
Kekking irl
>>67737127
>following 14-year-old NZers on facebook
>>67737140
he's clearly half natty
>>67737148
>poo peeland LITERALLY unable to handle elite truth bombs
Why am I not surprised
I reckon haye, whyte and hughie would beat Parker as well desu
>>67737164
ogus plz leave
whyte parker would be a good fight
>>67737165
proxy off aussie wankstain
Hold on to your butts, lads
>>67737174
>whyte and hughie would beat Parker
based on what lol
>>67737185
Parker a shit
hahahaha HATER SUCK IT
Parker would dust that knob Fury easy
FUKN HEARTY BOIZ
I'd unironically like to see Takam against AJ. If/when Parker fights him, it's going nowhere near the distance, against Takam it might go at least 8/9 rounds
>>67737185
Dillian Whyte has shown he has a decent chin, Parker would struggle with that
Parker has proved his chin today
he got clocked a lot by takams overhand right though, that's a worry for the aj fight
I'd love to see whyte parker and aj parker desu
fury would school parker at this point I think
PROOF PARKER CAN TAKE ON ANY HEAVYWEIGHT FOR 12 ROUNDS
GOAT CHAMPION
Commentators have changed their tune lol
>>67737231
he ain't fit enough tho
>>67737230
>LE FUGG LE BARGGER XXDXDXD XD
lmao haters BTFO
Always knew my boy yosef would pull through in the end.
>>67737242
WHO NEEDS FITNESS WHEN YOU GOT WINNERS BOY
someone get that ref some rexona sheezus
Wtf did the announcer call Parker?
Joshua will vacate his belt rather than fight Parker, so would Fury. Parker is the only elite boxer in the HW division.
>>67737245
u wot m8
>>67737255
I have no fucking idea what he said.
>>67737255
his tribe name
That's gotta be rough for the black man over dere
>>67737255
SOME BOONGA NAME
the state of those shirtless coconuts in the ring. fucks sake, stay classy NZ.
>>67737260
Kek u mad sis?
Shat ap blud is pooing himself right now HAHAHAHAHAHA
PARKER GOAT
2 dollar whoppers hmmm
>>67737281
I thought it was a good win you silly cock
SHAT UP BRU vs SHAT AP BLAD
Interested to see how AJ does against a decent chin
lol fuckin burger king
>get down to burger king
Christ, is this in America?
Who on the 2 guck whoppers tomorrow?
>>67737293
No, it just involves a fucking south auckland fighter
>>67737293
worse, south Auckland
>>67737297
>limit of 2 per person
What is this shit. Pissing me off tttt
>>67737293
The whole world is america
>this illiterate pommie boxer chatting shit about our man
Prime Ali vs Joseph parker. who would win?
Can we all agree that a Parker win has saved our boys in blue a shitload of domestic violence paperwork over the next 12 hours?
AJ needs a fight like this instead of failed American Football players who lie down at the first punch
>>67737306
I don't get it
Britshits chatted shit and now they've run off lol
>>67737321
just put parker against current mayweather and find out
>>67737348
Chat shit, get hit.
>>67737320
chattin shit coz he doesn't have to face parker
>>67737327
Hope Parker hasn't inspired too many. Would expect a few extra kids in starship tomorrow.
>>67737321
Parker would knock ali out in 3 rounds
Who is this black cunt chatting shit on the stream? One of parkers future victims im guessing.
>>67737259
>Parker is the only elite boxer in the HW division
I guess you never heard of Luis Ortiz
Literally every british heavyweight would abuse Parker
>>67737321
Going to watch When We Were Kings right now tttt (to tell the truth)
http://www.skysports.com/boxing/news/12183/10289092/joseph-parker-says-tyson-fury-has-sent-him-advice-ahead-of-crucial-fight-with-carlos-takam
>poo peeland need tips from the britchamps on how to box
kek
KEK
>>67737357
I shouldn't think so, but there's an increase in admissions after wrestling events though. (Source - I'm seeing a paediatric nurse).
>>67737380
>literally 37 years old and a steroid abuser
Lmoa get better idols sis
>>67737380
Why would a baseball player want to box?
I thought Parker lost as soon as threw out that hail Mary in round 8. But nope, this fucking coconut was just too tough to crack. His defense is abysmal though. They've had enough time to fix that but its still shite. I guess it will be easy pickings for Anthony Joshua come November.
Also I think Takam was just as gassed as Parker was in the later rounds, but just didn't show it. Hence why he couldn't close it out.
All in all, Anthony Joshua will beat Wilder, Fury and Parker with ease.
>>67737408
Their conversation was over twitter, but you can spin the Sky Sports (TM) narrative however you like.
>tfw literally every news outlet, radio station, will be blasting this meme fighter 24/7 for the next year or so without fail
>>67737366
Dillian whyte, aj the goat smashed him.
>>67737449
It'll be like what's being done to Adams but hundredfold kek
>>67737449
Leave Parker to me
>>67737464
>"British"
>Tattoo of Africa
I wonder how he voted in the mayoral elections?!?!
>>67737423
37 year old HW.
Your point is?
>>67737435
Because he can't hit a curveball and he throws like a faggot
I'd pick him to beat any HW right now
ok ok. pardon my ignorance but is Parker good? Im not an expert when it comes to boxing but this guys has been hyped so much by so many people that i don't know what to think.
>does this fight mean Parker is world class?
>is parker a meme
pls answer and thanks.
This means Parker > Povetkin. We GOAT bois.
Max Kellerman is so sexy holy shit
>>67737516
Parker is the GOAT tttt sis
>>67737488
>Joshua
>voting
He's a former drug dealer. But he's still gonna mug this Peter Parker guy off
>>67737639
>Drug dealer
Based on his physique, does this mean slinging HGH out of Poland as a PT in London?
