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San Jose Sharks vs St. Louis Blues
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the NHL Eastern Conference finals was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Golden State Warriors fan (AKA a fan of a REAL sport. The NHL is MLS level bad without the Blackhawks) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.
PS. see you in the superb owl Vikings
>p-please stop race baiting ;_;
200 posts later
>race baiting replaced by beer baiting
/hoc/
/hoc/ never changes.
>>67713799
Shit, that looks pretty good senpai
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
THE "THIS IS OUR YEAR" SAINT LOUIS BLOOS
>bloos
dubs for the upcoming San Jose Sharks dynasty
Are the Blues the worst team left?
this is the year of the shark.
How many shots tonight
what are you guys drinking for this game?
>>67713865
shorks 14. blose 19
Blues are fucking horrible. How the fuck did they beat the Stors and bbc?
>>67713872
bloos tears
>>67713890
i think they're worn out from those series. they both went a full 7 games
Is that a blues suck chant?
>>67713872
milk
>>67713909
They sure look like it. There is just no life in the way they are playing
What is the crowd chanting? Losah? lel
>blooooos suck
ahhh yes
So what beer should I drink to be cool?
>>67713918
Yep.
>BLOOOS SUUUUCK
B T F O
T F O
F O
O
brouwer on his period lmao
>blose getting saltier and saltier by the goal
>>67713872
strawberry, blueberry, banana smoothie and water
what is that, brouwer's 4th post of the series?
>>67713923
>that's an excuse
cute.
>>67713938
if you want to be cool, smoke weed.
I feel sorry for the blues desu
>Shorks are winning the Cup this year and there is nothing I can do to stop it
THAT BENCH RAGE
ITS OVER
>>67713987
atleast its not as bad as shitsburg winning it anon.
>>67713994
I missed it, anyone got a webm?
>successful lines all scrambled again
>blatantly dumb tactics that only work during the regular season being used
>oshie scoring hatricks for the crapitals after fighting with hitchcuck
Can we just fucking murder this fat fuck and be done with it.
numbers for hertl hatty
>>67713996
Eh. At least pongs have a real fanbase. The shorks winning it is like Disney or Apple winning the cup. Just fake and shitty.
Sharks/Penguins is gonna be great
>>67714002
no webm sorry anon but heres screencap
>>67714062
some based anon please meme this
>>67714062
ty anon, updating friend at work on the game
>>67714042
They had no fans until Lemiux. Then all the fans vanished until Cindy came to town.
zzzzzhit game
>>67714055
I have a bet with my boss for his (penguins fan) parking spot until the start of next season if we get to the final and beat them.
>>67714042
>muh fanbases
Who cares desu
>>67714110
kippers can I feel your bum
>blues losing
>getting outhit
SHIT
WHAT DO THEY DO NOW?
>>67714114
We've got a good shot I think
>>67714042
Problem is all the corps buy up the seats then give the tickets to fucks who never show up.
>>67714042
I never understood this hate against the sharks. It's not like we're ever shown favoritism during games or in media. Fuck when we were up against the Kings everything I read was pretty biased against the Sharks
BLACK COAT BLACK SHOES BLACK HAT CADILLAC
>>67714114
What do you have to give him if you lose? Your fellatio orator-io?
>>67714088
>>67714146
THE BOY'S A TIME BOOOOMB
>>67714145
/sp/ hates the sharks because of the older trips like s4c and norcal
they've had nearly perfect attendance for 20 years
We empty net now
>>67714145
shorks have the fucking worst tripfags on all of /hoc/ up until
>it was 3-0
It basically purged their fanbase of cancer.
>>67714146
those aren't the only black things you want
>>67714141
I lost my season tickets in 212 when they changed to SAP, haven't even tried to get them back since
>>67714166
Fucking celebrity tripfags. Good to know that's the main reason though.
>>67714139
Me too, don't like to be too optimistic though.
It's too hard on the heart.
>>67714148
I have to build him a deck.
>>67714172
underage pls...
>quoting a song that's playing in an arena means I want the things listed in the lyrics
>>67714166
They literally failed to sell out playoff games in current year, dude. It's pathetic cali shit.
>>67713799
WHO is this seamon demon
>pulling your goalie twice in one game
SO CLOSE TO THE HERTL HATTY!!!
I bet $20 on the Bloos
>getting shut out two games in a row in the conference finals
Beyond embarrassing
Come on Blues, just over a minute left, don't get shut out...
>bloos finally face a team with defense
>get shut out twice in a row
lamo
Who /up 2-1/ here?
>mfw Pavelski wins one for da Bay
>>67714240
I know you hate California for whatever reason but it's literally because SAP sells tickets to businesses because that is their whole business model, corporate networking and improvement
>>67714251
You just should have used that money to go to Applebees.
>>67714139
>that flag
>we've
Haha, what the fuck
At least Tampa isn't getting shut out
>>67714263
Just ignore the empty seats shit dude.
>>67714240
They didn't fail to sell out the arena, the people who received corporate gift tickets just didn't show up.
Blues played great these last two minutes.
They should have had a goal.
Should have. But they didn't.
>three stars of the game
>still 1 minute left
>BLUES BTFO
>B
>T
>F
>O
>>67714261
Shorks in 5
>>67714290
Like Californians ignore free playoff tickets amirite?
>>67714290
a lot of companies just dont use them
thats why you see empty seats behind home plate during reg season baseball games
>the st. lose literally whos
S H U T O U T
H
U
T
O
U
T
>>67714321
Top kek
Nice one anon
the way she goes
DAT DANCING QT
HNNNNNNG
With all said and done, I've gotta hand it to the sharks. >My team was pretty pathetic tonight (because of retard faggot hitchcock mostly)
Legitimately well played, clean game.
>>67714291
I never understood that. Whenever my work gives out free or discount tickets to events I hop on that shit.
>people on Hfboards claiming you don't need a number 1 center to win a cup
>>67713872
Water
>>67714314
Pic related
>>67714321
You am right Habib
>>67714325
That's what I'm saying.
i guess blues are blue tonight
>>67714358
Well played Blues. You showed your abilities in the first game, here's to a good game for the 4th
>>67714388
You too man.
>>67714388
hahhaha, showed their abilities in game 1? that doesn't bode well for the blues
>>67714358
tonto speak
>>67714358
Those last 4 minutes were fantastic for the blues.
All around enjoyable game.
>>67714358
Thank you Mr. Blue
I wish you a good night
>>67714427
I'm trying to be nice man...I don't know what the fuck their coach is trying to do
>>67714427
>win by 1
>that 1 was a high stick by backes that didn't get called
swept in 5 honestly
Based Hertl. What a great kid.
>>67714459
Sharks still have 4 games left to do what they do best and choke everything away.
>>67714513
Yeah but they are facing a choker so the choking cancels out.
>>67714513
I'd agree, but the blues are already in full choke mode
>>67714062
Someone webm that shit please
>>67714548
No, this is a competition between chokers. And the best choker would wait until late in the series before choking for maximum choke effect.
Blues are blowing their choke load too early and will lose this chokeoff by stumbling through this series into the finals.
do the shorks currently have a goon? I know they had scott a while back
>>67714802
Closest thing is Haley and he doesn't play
https://streamable.com/6k6y
Here's the streamable, I'm too lazy to convert it.
Would I rather go to Tampa or Shitsburg for the finals? The only East Coast cities I've been to are Boston, DC and NYC
>>67714802
Half the players on the team are goons
>blues finally face a team with defense
>get shutout back to back
